. three, two, one, happy new year! . good morning, everybody, kicking off first edition of fox & friends, the year of our lord, 2023. out with the old. in with the new. it was a night of fun and festivities why your regularly scheduled hosts are not here this morning. guaranteed they are sleeping as they should be. looking live at dubai s celebration. we saw london as well. celebrations all over the world and now you are celebrating with us. disrespect from the anchors. they decided at 11:45 to prank call me. carley: on the air? joey: mentioned during the hit. you re young. todd: i put those suckers down at 8:00. i was not playing. carley: i expire at 7:00 p.m. i go into my crypt. and sleep. lawrence: after a little tequila. how are you feeling? lawrence: not as chipper as you, carley. todd: this is late for us. we re on between 4:00 and 6:00. carley: true when you fill in on fox & friends it is obviously a longer show but you do get to set your alarm back, whic
carley: we had a session isment specifically designed for you in the 6:00 hour, hangover remedies. and if you were up at 6 a.m. and and you did some partying night before, i m sure that was the most useful segment that we ve had over the last three hours. lawrence: this is true. and if you thought things were going wrong for you this new year s already, well, just watch todd. [laughter] this is watch it. let s just [laughter] todd: all right, so here s the deal lawrence: this is todd cutting into a cake. todd: a couple things. first of all, hay put it on a golf tee. there s no way i can handle the balance. okay? second, i told everybody i was cutting carbs this year. i didn t realize i would have so much trouble actually cutting the carbs carley: clever. todd: i still got it, america, still got it. carley:you weren t watching when that moment happened, we were cutting into a cake that brings you luck if you re in greece. i can t remember the name of th- todd: not if y
. it s good to see brian stelter back at work. home he. once again, let s look at what the media device as harmed versus what real harm is brady probably didn t hear about the machete attack in new york two days ago. that s right, i said machete. who knew we live in the brazilian rain forest? there was a machete attack in new york, and get this, it was repeat machete attack by a repeat machete attacker who had been arrested several times include the attacking people with machetes. he also attacks people with bea spray which is only supposed to be used on britt bear. he actually likes it. the psycho must be wondering what s it got to take to get arrested in new york. she must be getting machete elbow. days after being released this young black woman was out on th street attack and attacked an older black doorman. not much of a story because the variables are all wrong. she s not extreme in this are for people who dress as vikings at the capital. and then smiled like it was his
get worse. but first, we are only 60 days away from the midterm elections and democrats have nothing zero positive to run on after two years of majority rule.n the economy is in a recession. inflation is at a 40 year high . gas prices have more thand su doubled. the supply chain is still a disaster. disthe housing market is in a e tailspin, violent crime on the rise in small townsross e and big cities all across the country. california, they can t even keep the lights on .d meanwhile,europe broad europe ip war. china is threatening to blow r us up and reunify with our ally, taiwan and afghanistan. is once again a safe haven for the terrorists who perpetrated 9/11. naturally, according to, joe biden and his fellow democrats, maga, republicans are the greatest threat toign america. that s their primary campaign a. message. take a look. we got a little help from republicans, but not a lot, butt enough to get it passed. tru thbut the truth is there areng a lot more republican
murder rape burglary robbery. it s considered the murder capital of the united states. the worst ghetto in all of the united states. after decades of terror in the big apple, rudy giuliani rode in like a white knight and took care of business. he made life better for his residents and cleaned up the streets. guess what? it worked. he tackled crime and laid out the big city blueprint for safety. enforce your laws, keep criminals in line. and above all, support your police. seems like an easy recipe for success, right? yet, somehow, 30 years later, every democratic big run city has screwed this up. the left has worked tirelessly to defund police and put criminals back on the streets. stupid ideas like eliminating cash bail have put us all at risk. you are officially on your own. nowhere is that more evident than lori lightfoot s chicago. the same lady who tried to cut her police budget by $50 million two years ago has seen a nearly 40% jump in crime in the last 12 months.