hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
going to die that way. jesse s body is it was obvious that it was a homicide and wreaked of guilt and lied and lied and lied. about six, sex, sex. there s a lot of people that sheet and it doesn t make them a murderer. all of a sudden it no one else had a motive. steve is on the phone, he s got a gun. he was crying. i said, fight this. this is crazy. college student is murdered and detectives discover a trail leading uncomfortably close to home. oh my god, it s going to look bad. it was afternoon by the time someone noticed him, though he d been lying here still, was beautiful. and though he had been lying here still since before daylight. and where university students were winding down their school year. june 5th 2004. and 9-1-1 behind it and i was ordered to come and investigate and headstrong up their yellow tape and we re taking a and it was obvious to them that it was the medical examiner sitting on the left and waited for her
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
the reidout with joy reid is up next. tonight on the reidout you re the president of the united states. you can declassify just by saying it s declassified, even by thinking about it. because you re sending it to mar-a-lago or wherever you re sending it. and it doesn t have to be a process. there can be a process, but there doesn t have to be. yeah, that s what he told fox. but new reporting tonight indicates prosecutors have in their possession tape of trump after he left the white house acknowledging that he was holding on to highly sensitive material, which he did not, in fact, declassify. also tonight, the latest on the debt ceiling bill, which comes up for a critical house vote just a short time from now. the great lawrence o donnell joins me to discuss. and maryland governor wes moore will be here. he and other democratic governors are enacting bold, progressive policies that help people instead of hurting them. imagine that? in sharp contrast to the