Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, jessica alba, Bradley Whitford and george takei, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause oh woohoo man cheers and applause welcome to the show, everybody thank you so much thank you very much welcome to the late show. Thank you so much. Please v a seat thank you so much. Youre very kind welcome to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. The first president ial debate is monday, september 26. We will be live. Join us, wont you . cheers and applause its going to be a lot of fun. But, last night, they held like an appetizer debate. An amuse douche, if you will. laughter it was called the commanderinchief forum. Hillary clinton and donald trump answering questions about national security. It was the first time the two of them were in the same room since trumps wedding. laughter it took pl
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Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, jessica alba, Bradley Whitford and george takei, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause oh woohoo man cheers and applause thank you very much welcome to the late show. Thank you so much. Please v a seat thank you so much. Youre very kind welcome to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. The first president ial debate is monday, september 26. We will be live. Join us, wont you . cheers and applause its going to be a lot of fun. But, last night, they held like an appetizer debate. An amuse douche, if you will. laughter it was called the commanderinchief forum. Hillary clinton and donald trump answering questions about national security. It was the first time the two of them were in the same room since trumps wedding. laughter it took place right here in new york, on the Aircraft Car
Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought it a few months back, but the fire marshal wouldnt hes in for a surprise tonight, mr. Sheepy. Well, they all lived happily ever after. Except, of course, sheep. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes titus burges. Jeff ross. And adam richman. Featurin and now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey whats up . Thats nice. Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Hey chris. Whats up mark . Whats up jon. Whats up joe
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