Sheep cost 2,000. 2,000 i could reassemble a sheep out of lamb chops for cheaper. Turns out being up for anything doesnt include sheep, or anything. But the cash has been spent, so now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, i present the late shows money i already spent justification theater. Oh, sheep oh, mr. Sheeplington, oh, oh, were lost in the forest. Youre right, it does look expensive. This is a moojical forest that makes money disappear. Oh that prop costs 400. laughter we bought it a few months back, but the fire marshal wouldnt hes in for a surprise tonight, mr. Sheepy. Well, they all lived happily ever after. Except, of course, sheep. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes titus burges. Jeff ross. And adam richman. Featurin and now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hey whats up . Thats nice. Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Hey chris. Whats up mark . Whats up jon. Whats up joe. Very nice. Please, thank you so much, everybody. Wow. That is man, that is thank you for that will wonderful greeting. Im Stephen Colbert. This is the late show, and man, im so excited i have no idea what jon that feels good stephen i have no idea what day or night it is right now. And ill tell you, thats not the only thing thats got me confuse, a little bit upset. I come to you right now we talked about this earlier i come to you as a man who got no sleep last night because of disturbing news out of north korea. They conducted a nuclear test underground. You think its hard being a north korean . Imagine being a north korean prairie dog. Its trecial. And north korea may soon have the technology to nuke countries other than their own because last month they tested a submarine. Based missile called the no dong. laughter no dong most men just get a sports car. He got a applause the missile flew 300 miles before falling into the sea of japan. Man the dolphins around japan just cannot catch a break. Now, over the years its sad. Its a sad story. Now, over the years, weve enjoyed a good haha about little kims little nukes. But with a submarinebased nuclear missile, they might be able to threaten the united strongman with a ridiculous haircut and nuclear arms isnt so funny anymore, especially since after november, we might have one of our own. Laugh. cheers and applause and, you know jon jon you went into it there. Stephen you know what else isnt funny, north korea . Everything. Because they bapped the use of car camp. Now, theyre not banning i had perply. Theres no need to, because in feel hungry enough to eat a horse. And heres why they banned the sarcasm. Because kim jongun fears people only agree with him ironically. laughter all right, well, thats how he feels. Id like to take a moment right now to reassure kim jongun. Dear leader, i want you to know that your ban on sarcasm is a great idea. applause so, so its so smart. It doesnt seem desperate at all. And setting off a bomb underneath your own country . Genius. laughter and by the the way, that haircut, amazing doesnt make you look anything like a gang leader at a womens hope that makes him feel better. Jon yeah, yeah, thats right, thats right. Stephen hes somebodys little boy. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen heres some happy news, new iphone seven just went on presail both here and in hong kong, where theyre using the tagline, this is 7. But theres been a bit of a problem, because in cantonese, seven is also slang for penis. Jon hey stephen so all of their coincidentally, this is peenes is what i said right before i lost my virginity. I was trying to be polite, making an introduction. This is penis. Everybody, this is penis. I dont think eqaight the iphone with a penis is going to hurt sales. Theyre both touch sensitive, and for both of them, its rude to take them out at dinner. Weve laughter weve got a great show tonight, everybody. 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Now youre with this thing . No its not you its verizon they limit my data. I had to choose. Come on, girl. Lets get us a man with unlimited data. Why pay verizon more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one. One price. Rlds clean energy super powers either going to be germany, china, or us. And im going to make sure its us. From 500 million solar panels installed by the end of my first term, to precision manufacturing. Well beat the competition and create new high wage jobs. We can do this, millions of jobs right here in america. cheers and applause . . . Stephen welcome back, everybody. How is everybody feel tonight . You feeling all right . Let me ask you a quick question. Its a personal question, i hope have you heard about marijuana . I have a couple of stories to talk about and before i get spot criminal side of drug abuse, that is marijuana. A dangerous, dangerous drug. Youll smoke it. Youll think youre a bee and try on force your face through a keyhole. Ive seep it happen 1,000 times. Stay away from, jon. Jon i dont mess with it. Jazz cigarettes. Jon i heard that before. I play jazz but i dont do the cigarette thing. Stephen so youre not committed to that thing. Louie armstrong, said every time he performed. Thats the word. Jon thats the word. He actually got it from Dizzy Gillespie on his birthday. He came to his house with a shoe box and said, happy birthday. Now roll them up. Stephen a shoe box full, li t joints. No, i wasnt there no one said you were, jon, no one said you were. You almost had that, like you know that was like you were being interviewed by a cop just now. Jon oh, yeah, yeah, see. They have stories about it that are pass down. But just not that committed so i dont know what form he delivered it to him in. Stephen okay. Jon but i coknow it probably happened because i heard it from an old guy. Jon i dont i dont think so. Stephen okay. Jon its hard to tell because, you know, i dont mess around with that. Stephen you understand. Jon but his eyes werent very red. Thats a sign, right . Stephen yeah. laughter i dont know, jon. Im not into that scene. I dont know, either. Im a suburban dad. What would i know about it . Jon i have no clue. Stephen good, so both of us are clean, absolutely. Jon clean. Stephen and well both get arrested, right . Jon there you go stephen all right, good . applause all right. Thank you for that unrehearsed story, jon. Jon yes, indeed. Thank you for listening. Stephen heres why i was getting into it. We have two stories tonight about the devils weed. Jon thats right. Stephen a recent study has found that rats who were given t. H. C. , the chemical found in marijuana, became cognitively lazy. Yeah, i saw that coming. laughter scientists reached their conclusions after giving rats the choice between an easy task to get less food and a harder task to get more food. Heres what happened. They found when given t. H. C. , the rats chose to sit on the couch and watch bojack horseman. Its a good show. But the marijuana report that really surprised me is from the c. D. C. They found that middleaged parents guys like me are now more likely to smoke weed than their teenaged kids. Yeah, tune in, turn on, and crank up the npr woo consider all the things consider all the things applause wait, wait, do tell me apparently, marijuana use among 12 to 17yearolds actually among americans 45 to 54 jumped by nearly 50 . And among seniors, monthly marijuana use is up 333 . cheers and applause now we know. Now we know. Now we know why they eat dinner at 4 30 p. M. Why they drive seven miles an hour, and why they think 5 is an appropriate birthday gift. Still, this news about parental weed use is shocking. To find out more, lets check in now live via satellite with the late shows official middleaged couple, bob and diane hanson. From minneapolis, minnesota. cheers and applause thank you both for joining us. Oh sure, thank you, stephen. We watch your show all the time. Yeah, matter of fact, we watch a whole lot of tv. Stephen so, have you folks noticed a trend in people your age using more marijuana . No, havent noticed much of that. Ive been pretty focused on my and ive been pretty focused on the cat. Whats he thinking when he lays in that patch of sunlight . If he were a human, would we be friends . Does he think im some big hairless cat . Oh, my god, what if he can read my thoughts . Stephen okay, im going to go out on a limb here, but it sounds like you guys are pretty baked right now. Oh, i love to bake. In fact, i got a batch of br laughter what are you guys doing . Uhoh, its our son crotch the weed are you guys getting high in here again . Oh, stop harshing our buzz no one cares jodis kids let us do it stephen excuse me, young man. It seems like it bothers you that your parents smoke weed. Id rather it be at home, where i can keep an eye on them. Stephen and as a teenager, you havent experimented with marijuana at all . No. I dont do drugs. I snort adderall like a normal person. applause oh, my god. Do you think he knew . No. No way unless he can read our minds, like the cat. Oh, no stephen bob and diane hanson, everybody well be right back with titus burgess. You really seem high. Thats definitely a bong. This is humira helping to relieve my pain and protect my joints from further damage. This is humira helping me go further. Humira works for many adults. It targets and helps to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to ra symptoms. Humira has been clinically studied for over 18 years. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. 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Because my roommate is trying to get fired and its only a matter of time before i take a weird stand about anything at work. Wait, so its like a sleepover with strangers . But they pay us im doing it. Im putting our apartment in the phone. Whats a cozy uptown duck palace . Darn it Tituss Burgess. . . . applause stephen welcome back. That band is everything. You guys are everything, dude. Jon thank you thank you i literally just got back from walking in a fashion show for fashion week. Its my first time. Stephen you walked runway and everything . I walked the runway. And it was, like, full of, like, skinny, tall people. Sp on the the car ride from there to here, my selfesteem opened the door and dartd out into the street. So weve got to wrap it this interview up because i have to file a missing persons report. Stephen well, listen, brother, you should have nothing but selfesteem. Well. Stephen youre crushing it. This is your second emmy nomination. Thank you. Stephen its in the bag, too. Youre going to get this one. Absolutely. applause before we get to that because i want to talk about kimmy schmidt. Can you show me your walk . You just walked the the runway. Ill show you mine. Hold on. Please cheers and applause all right, all right. . . . cheers and applause stephen beautiful. Oh, man youre get at it this, steve. Stephen what . Youre good at it. Stephen hey, listen, i was young, i needed the money. So who are you wearing tonight . It might be kmart jeans. Stephen let me write that down. Might be 125th street. Stephen thats nice. Well, welcome back to a broadway stage. Thank you stephen you should be very comfortable here. I am. Stephen because you have done great shows on broadway, and you loved broadway since you were a young boy. Do you remember the first broadway show that you saw . I remember yes, i do. I remember the first well, the first time i was introduced to broadway was a broadway musical. So pbs and they still do it, i believe used to air like great performances. Me, too. Thats the first one i saw, too. And it was sunday in the park. Stephen me, too, mandy patinkin. So good, so good. . Its hot up here a lot of here . Not a job . I love it. No one else knows what were talking about. And i dont know that i because it was very stephen how old were you . I was seven. Stephen seven . Watching sondheim . Yes. Stephen thats pretty advanced, my friend. Wow. laughter would you like me to order some hair so you can do that . No, its there. You just cant see it. I didnt know what i was watching, but i understood energetically what was happening. Do you know what i mean . Stephen nope. Okay. There was i felt like, oh, i get it. I tone know is, but i understand had sort of idea of bursting into song out of dialogue. It looked perfectly natural to me. And i thought why are you laughing . Thats not funny. Stephen you were something of a selftaught musician. Yeah. My grandmother, who is no longer with us, but is very much with us. Love you, grandma, rozina. She they had this upright piano i dont wherein they but i would play chords or whatever, but i could hear what the progression was supposed to be. Dont ask me how. I just know. And i would sort of fill in the blanks, and i subsequently taught myself to play piano. Stephen wow. Yeah. Stephen wow. How old were you when you taught yourself to play the piano . Nine. Stephen wow. Youre black mozart. Law lau laughter . No, hes black stephen thats true. So lets talk about kimmy schmidt. Okay. Stephen secondseason nomination, congratulations. Thank you. cheers and applause stephen now, is there any relationship we talking about this a little bit before but is there any relationship between and you your character . Is there any similarity between the two of you . Because hes slightly unbalanced, dramatic theres no slightly. Hes fully unbalanced. Fully dramatic. He loves to be the center of attention. I dont think so. Look, when im hanging out with my friends and weve had a few, i slip into it. But i would rather cook and play piano. Stephen what would you make me . Whatever you want. Im a bomb cook. Stephen also selftaught or did you learn that from your grand mother. From my grand. Mother. Stephen really . Whats your specialty. Remember this, she would be kneading doe, and we would be singing hymns and i would harmonize with her while singing hymns and he she would make biscuits. I can make some great macaroni and cheese. Youd look a little like me. Stephen i would love it. Yeah. Stephen now, you got you had a little bit of a faux pas. Ellie kemper had her baby. She did. Stephen do you want me to explain it before you explain it . No. Stephen its your faux pas. I insist. Stephen you said, my ellie had her baby. A son. Let me preface this. I dont okay. laughter i dont think anybody reads anything that i write. So, so im just like, dododo. You know, will just comment. And im just, like, you know, showing how proud i am that, you know, she is well, actually, once you read it, i sound like im proud. I was excited. Stephen you say, why am i emotional is it hes not mine. That i know of. laughter keep going. Stephen well then you said, im from south. Is anyone from the south . You have ever heard that. Stephen im from the south. What is the fish thing . Talk to my grandma. Stephen i would like to. I dont know. But she would always know when one of my cousins was pregnant. She said i dreamed about fish, their nose would be swollen and sure enough there would be a litter of children running around the house nine months later. Im not joking. I swear to god. Stephen this is a superstition but when my wife were having children, someone gave us a rubber hippopotamus what does that have to do with this . Stephen you have a fish thing. I have a hippopotamus thing. Touche. Stephen no, not touche. Its not a competition. Im trying to share a moment with you. I remember looking at the hippopotamus, and every time the hippopotamus was looking back at me i thought she must be pregnant. The hippopotamus looked like a little baby and i was right every time. Wouldnt you know . Know. I dont know. I know how you make a baby, but i dont know when baby decides to arrive. I dont know that. It takes a little while to find out, my friend. I aint got no kids. Stephen no. Would you like some children sometime. No, honey, no. applause im not bringing anybody into this world. Absolutely not. Theres enough to take care of. Theres enough to take care of. Stephen all right, applause stephen good luck at the emmys, man. Thank you. Stephen lovely to see you. Please come back and maybe we should cooking it next time. You can cooking . Stephen oh, im a bomb cook. Stephen catch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on netflix. Alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. 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Is there a secret to roasting somebody well . Ive done one. I did one. I did the the chevy chase roast many years ago. And it is like, whats the secret to doing it right . Well, you have to get a good target, somebodys who made who can take jokes. Thats really important. Stephen who is your favorite person you ever roasted . Wow, whoever is next. Its so much fun. That was an easy one. Threepart miniseries. Stephen do you have a favorite joke. He did promise me if he wins, a ride on hair force one. Pretty good. Stephen thats not so mean to him. And i did read his book. The art of the deal, it had four chapter 11s. rim shot . Thank you, guys. Stephen i wouldnt go far for this entire interview. Pay attention. Rules to a roast, in your opinion . Do you have ground rules for the person being roved . I pretty much like to think anything goes at a roast. Once you volunteer to be there thats the key. If you volunteer to be roasted, anything goes. Stephen so you cant ambush roast somebody. No, i dont like to sneak up on people. Thats bullying, in my opinion. As soon as somebody says, hey, i want to be at this roast. We roasted ann coulter at the rob lowe roast. I dont know if you saw that. That. I heard. That. A lot of people talked you guys were too harsh on her. How could you be too harsh on her . applause shes a tough lady. She could handle it. Stephen i dont know. Shes the only person ever to harass roger ailes. Shes tough. Stephen some people were saying that it was inappropriate to call her a very bad word, the word begins with a k. Right. Stephen and she was called it 19 times on stage. And that was just by her own family. laughter rim shot stephen thank you very much. You know what, i give her credit was she okay with it i give her credit for showing up and being part of it. Stephen but she wasnt object of roast. It was for rob lowe. We were writing about rob lowe, but when i heard ann coulter was coming i was like now we can really put the gas on. Here we go. Stephen is there you ever wanted to roast . Wow, thats a good one. You would be a good person to roast. Youve been made, youd be a good one. Stephen why not . I would like to roast a big politician. Stephen do you think hillary would ever sit for a roast . She seems to like things under control. They think would be good for her, to show some vulnerability. Stephen oh, really . Yeah, i think show the people that shes, you know, not above criticism and she can take a joke. I think that would be a great two going against each other in the debates, like trump and hillary, theres a roast aspect to this campaign because theyre just attacking each other. Theyre not talking that much about what theyre going to do. Its all about what an idiot the other person is or how incompetent the other person is. I think theres sexual tension between those who. I think we can find in her emails that theyve been banging it this entire time. Its possible. Stephen it is possible. Anythings possible, jeff ross. We never know. He could be our orangeamerican president. Hay wont even play hail to the chief anymore. If will be . Oompa, loosma. Im going to build a wall around you . Stephen lets talk about your new show on comedy central. Jeff ross roasts cops. Why roast a cop . That really seems dangerous. Theyve got guns, right . They reminded me of that, quite often, actually. Stephen who did you roast . Any old cops . Different Police Forces around the country, big cities, and the only one to step up and say yesterday was Bostons Police department applause . Stephen that must be who youre talking to. We have a clip right here. . . . How are you, everybody . Ill make this quick because i know most of you are double parked. Thank you for letting me come here. This is really cool. Ive never performed in front of an entire room full of youtube celebrities before. laughter this would be so much better if you guys just came into all right, fine. You guys also have a rich criminal history in this town. You had Boston Tea Party here. Whitey bulger was from here. Tom brady is from here. laughter oh, come on that one really let the air out of the room, huhing . applause . Stephen boston Police Department, you went there and to their faces you insulted them for how long . Five days. laughter walk out . You know what . Well see what happens. You know. Stephen well the fact that you were not put in cuffs immediately is the definition of white privilege. I did i did get away with a lot. And on their credit, they let me in. And they let me roast them. Andiped to learn more about whats going on with cops. Stephen thats why did you it . Yeah. Stephen was to find out . What their jobs really like right now. What makes them laugh, and try to humanize the police because everybodys been talking about the cops in america gh very few people are actually engaging the cops in the way that it i did. As a comedian i feel like i have a backstage pass to the world. They let me in, and i made fun of them. And i lived stephen stlg you learned that you thought might improve policing or peoples relationship with the the Police Department . Bostons trying very hard to be transparent. They have Community Policing there, where the cops get out of it their cars. They engage the community. Other, the cops and the community, but they know each other. And i think thats a big start. And i noticed the whole show starts at a black lives matter rally and then i go and engage cops. And i noticed on both sides its divisive. The black lives group said, which side are you on . The cops said, we dont trust you. We dont know which side youre on. And it made me realize, people, the most open minds on both sides need to getting it and Start Talking to each stephen thats deep. Yeah. applause . Stephen well, good luck. Thank you so much. Nice to see you, man. Appreciate that, man. 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Stephen but theres still food out there. There is, there is. Thats a stephen in the fight between man versus food, was it a friendly fight. Did it ever get really hostile between you and food . It definitely did. I definitely thing, like, yeah, with spicy food, thats a battle you wage on two fronts, if you will. laughter . Stephen whats the hardest thing you ever, like hardest challenge you ever faced . I think anything involving the ghost chili. Theres a pepper that is so strong that Indian Police have found a way to weaponnize it yes, and i somehow possessed the intellectual fortitude to want to eat it. Stephen did you eat a ghost chili . I have eaten things with both ghost chilly and ghost chili extract and barely lived to tell tale. Stephen wow. Is it actually a flavor, or is it like your head turns electric . It tastes like burning. Apparently it carries so much is that the stuff. What is it. A schoville unit, its apparently the amount of water it takes to wash away the element of spice so thats a measurement of spice. Up until recently, it was the hottest perp on planet earth, so much so they would tie it to fences around rural farms in india to keep Wild Elephants at bay because they could pick up the capsaicin from miles away. Again, i think i possess hope i did you proud, mom . Rt stephen the new show is called secret eats . What is a secret eat. It sounds like shameful snacking. There is no such thing as shameful snacking. Hidden restaurants with an offmenu dish. Stephen a hidden restaurant . Is that a Good Business mod toll hide your restaurant . Its hard enough to have your restaurant run. Lets not tell anyone about it. Its like in the the musical in this day and age where everything is, thats so five minutes ago. And oh, my god, they instagrammed that truff fell two years ago. Stephen i never heard anyone say, they instagrammed that truffle two years ago. What does that mean. I dont know, i i was trying to come up with the sweater around the shoulders, phrase. I prefer gastronaught. Stephen i dont quite understand, this ive been told this is a picture of a hidden restaurant. What does that mean . It is, indeed. So that looks like the inside of p. D. T. , which stands for please dont tell here in new york city. That is actually inside of a hot dog place in the village. If you call, make a reservation, you go into this very telephone booth, you pick up, say who are right there . Right there. Guin the booth and offer say who you are, you hang up the phone and the the back wall of the phone booth opens and theres a hidden restaurant through it. Stephen what and then they take your kidneys or something. That sounds one drink at a time. No, really awesome food and they have marquee chefs making fun dishes. You have to go through a hot dog place to find it. Stephen is that the sort of thing that happens just here in new york or all over the finding. We shopt the first season of secret eats in United States but we shot in country countries on four continents and found things in singapore on the back of a parking deck in south africa. Theres a place called spavzi, someone will tap you in south africa and hand you a watch with a note saying you are invited to a private dinner. This entitles and four guests to come, and you show up at the time on the theres a private dinner just for them. I urnt viewed these people. I said, how on earth did you get the pocket watch . And they said, james craig. Stephen just randomly. He was shooting something in cape town. He must have been like, hello. And hands them a watch. Stephen we have aim a couple of foods that you say come from a secret eat. Thats p. D. T. Taken to hawt cuisine. And so its sort of an updated version do i just go like this. Join me here. Please, of course,. Stephen a little bit of creme fresh and calfaur. Im going with a lot of caviar. And you would eat this in a secret room. You booing p booth. Stephen wow, that is like a combination of the russian tea room and the drivein at sonic. I want to live there. Stephen thats fantastic. What else do we have here . What is this . What is this . Oh, hallelujah. Oh, wow. Stephen what is that . This is from a place called el subroseo. Roast pork, red sauce and rice and beans. Stephen in what way is fashion district, across from f. I. T. , the fashion institute. There are Something Like six tools, two tables set up with patio furniture, and guys wheeling garment racks while youre eating and one family making this. Is that hot . Apon musred sauce. The red sauce some people call it the joint with the red sauce. Stephen damn, laughter i know my barbecue. That is off the hook. And thats not ghost pepper, but that is going to haunt me. laughter adam, thank you so much for being here. An absolutely pleasure. Stephen secret eats is on the travel channel mondays at 10 00 p. M. Adam richman, everybody the wind brought water to prairie farms. Then windmills went away, but the wind remained. Chuck grassley thought it was time to bring the windmill back. Without the grassley legislation, and his effective leadership, these turbines dont just produce clean energy, they produce jobs. Six thousand in iowa alone. Google, facebook, microsoft and good paying manufacturing jobs have come to iowa for that energy. Iowa produces more of its energy from wind than any other state. It started with a simple idea and the renowned work ethic of one senator. Grassley works. Im chuck grassley, and i approve this message. You dont put lighter fluid on a gas grill, do you . hes about to set himself on fire. Whoa. Mercy. Cant stop loving cant stop loving you . Jimmy johns stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Join us next week when i have dr. 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