becoming the most serious political figure in the land, but he can t actually commit to doing that because that would impede his ability to get rich off of the appearance that he a serious political figure. it is a beautiful scam, and that is why you are hearing that newt gingrich might be running for president for the last ten years. that is why just this week, we retreated to promises from newt gingrich s senior advisers that he would be advising an exploratory committee for president, right? but when he stood up today to give the big announcement, he did not announce that he was forming an exploratory committee for president, but that he was forming a website. and he was entering an exploratory phase for exploratory feelings and why not announce candidacy? because that would invoke election rules of how you raise and spend money. he cannot afford those rules. his main money-making vehicles is american solutions.
phase, or maybe it s just a website. behold newtexplore2012.com, where you can see a very diverse crowd of very excited americans looking up in great wonder, presumably at mr. gingrich, presumably as mr. gingrich makes this wonderful announcement of exploration or whatever it is. but if you thought to yourself, hey, am i getting jaded, it feels like i ve seen this all before, it may just be because you ve seen this all before. here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans looking up in great wonder at an eagle. and here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans looking up in great wonder at the about us tab on a washington state political website. here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans not just looking up but looking even further up, way up. they moved the camera. see? here s the same group pledging allegiance. and here s the same group now talking on their cell phones. here they are looking vaguely angry, like maybe they think mr
the lightly shaded edge of a very fine line, republican newt gingrich made an announcement today about the 2012 presidential campaign. mr. gingrich did not announce that he is forming a formal presidential exploratory committee or becoming an actual candidate because in that case he d have to make a public accounting of all the money he s raising and what he s doing with that money. that just won t do. instead mr. gingrich announced that he is launching a sort of exploratory effort, exploratory phase, or maybe it s just a website. behold newtexplore2012.com, where you can see a very diverse crowd of very excited americans looking up in great wonder, presumably at mr. gingrich, presumably as mr. gingrich makes this wonderful announcement of exploration or whatever it is. but if you thought to yourself, hey, am i getting jaded, it feels like i ve seen this all before, it may just be because you ve seen this all before. here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans looking
americans looking up in great wonder at the about us tab on a washington state political website. here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans not just looking up but looking even further up, way up. they moved the camera. see? here s the same group pledging allegiance. and here s the same group now talking on their cell phones. here they are looking vaguely angry, like maybe they think mr. gingrich is just toying with them. or maybe they ve got a cause that they re mad about. but if they do, it s a cause you can fill in yourself. you just put the words right there on the sign. it s easy. despite appearances these are not actual diverse excited dplag-waving upward-glancing americans psyched to explore newt. if you want these models to look excited at you too or at your donate now button, then you can buy them. they re fake. but the donate button, now, that is very, very real. perfecting the art of faking politics for fame and profit with the very accomplished scam
diverse crowd of very excited americans looking up in great wonder at the about us tab on a washington state political website. here s that same very diverse crowd of very excited americans not just looking up but looking even further up, way up. they moved the camera. see? here s the same group pledging allegiance. and here s the same group now talking on their cell phones. here they are looking vaguely angry, like maybe they think mr. gingrich is just toying with them. or maybe they ve got a cause that they re mad about. but if they do, it s a cause you can fill in yourself. you just put the words right there on the sign. it s easy. despite appearances these are not actual diverse excited flag-waving upward-glancing americans psyched to explore newt. if you want these models to look excited at you too or at your donate now button, then you can buy them. they re fake. but the donate button, now, that is very, very real. perfecting the art of faking politics for fame and profit wit