Ah, the first rule of public speaking, always start with a threat [ laughter ] after former White House Counsel Don Mcgahn followed a request by the Trump Administration to defy a congressional subpoena, the House Judiciary Committee today held an empty chair hearing. And trump was so impressed he made the chair secretary of commerce [ laughter ] you did great up there. You didnt give them anything. I like that. Keep up the good work chair. [ laughter ] cocacola announced that they will be rereleasing their failed 1980s flavor, new coke. Because if theres one thing america loves, its a failure from the 80s. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause today is the 87th anniversary of Amelia Earharts first solo nonstop transatlantic flight and to celebrate, trump invited her to the white house [ light laughter ] shes not answering im going to leave should i leave a message . [ light laughter ] chevrolet has announced its introducing a new safety feature that will send parents report cards trackin
The radio and Television Correspondents association hosted their annual dinner in washington, d. C. Back in october. The dinner is held to honor journalists in congress, and future remarks by senate lawmakers, capitol hill press corps, and comedian tyler fisher. You are watching and bc in south florida. How the going . Is that a psl . A Pumpkin Spice latte . Yes, i am drinking a punk and spice latte. And it is pretty good. I am, too. So, jared, why are you here . Im here for the dinner. Tryouts to be the host. I think we have our work cut out for us. Look at this list. I dont even know any of these people. Who the heck is tyler fisher . I cant believe we are holding tryouts. Why didnt you get this locked up . I had a few fires come up. I had a put them out. You know how it is. No, not really. Listen, we will hold tryouts, and whoever does the best trial will be the host. Hi, im Jared Moscowitz and im here to audition for the rtc dinner. They are looking for a hose and i clearly have No
Welcome. Thank you. Thanks, everybody. Hi, im jimmy. I am the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Im glad you made it. You made it, right . How many of you are visiting from out of the country . From far away, a foreign land . Okay, quite a few quiet handraisers here in our audience. [ laughter ] well, you got here just in time because this morning the faa had to ground every flight leaving the united states. Basically, the faa fed everyone in the a, eh . [ laughter ] their system went down, resulting in an awful morning for travelers, and a great one for southwest airlines. [ laughter ] they were like, wasnt our fault this time. More than 8,000 flights were delayed, another 1,200 were canceled. After the outage, senator ted cruz released a furious statement calling the situation unacceptable and, of course, blaming the biden administration. [ laughter ] ted has a bug up his butt because the outage made him unable to flee to cancun. As he does every winter.
Were afraid to book him. Anybody could do al franken just, you know, be a little pretentious. Plug your nose. Really. Thats this is all you have to do to do an al franken replied, i did grab that, teddy. I graze the teddy. So thats really easy to do. An al franken really . Is he here. Be awkward. We considered so many people. Like i said, i was like the 25th choice. Dont expect much. I wrote jokes about 5 minutes ago. I think Rachel Maddow, they tried to get Rachel Maddow from msnbc to host. Shes basically a lesbian. Stephen colbert, right. You cant tell the difference. Shes funnier than him. But no, they booked me some guy you dont know who looks like zach galifianakis. Bang. Macaulay culkin. Or as my girlfriend says, aaron paul bang, harry potter. Im tiny. Can you guys even see me . This is ridiculous. Can you see me at all . This is brutal. I make everything look huge. This is just a house car right here. This isnt even a real this is just an ipad up here. This is just some grass th
Spice latte, and its pretty good. Yeah, i am too. So, jared, why are you here . Well, im here for the artsy dinner. Its the tryouts to be the host. I mean, i think weve got our work cut out for us. Look at this list. I dont even know any of these people. Who the heck is tyler fisher . Man, i cant believe were holding tryouts. No, i didnt get this locked up. I mean, i had a few fires pop up i needed to put out, you know how it is . No, not really. Listen. Well, this whole tryouts and whoever does the best job will be the host. What can go wrong . I am jared moskowitz, and im here to audition for the arts aid dinner here that theyre looking for a host. And clearly, i have Nothing Better to do. I know youre a miami vice. Maybe we are going to get you on the miami vice steam. And i know youre very miami where i am. Okay. Is that is that an adult jacket . Because its not for us. Its from the Kids Department ten. Were going to have a shoot. Were going to have a problem. Im on this island and