Ah, the first rule of public speaking, always start with a threat [ laughter ] after former White House Counsel Don Mcgahn followed a request by the Trump Administration to defy a congressional subpoena, the House Judiciary Committee today held an empty chair hearing. And trump was so impressed he made the chair secretary of commerce [ laughter ] you did great up there. You didnt give them anything. I like that. Keep up the good work chair. [ laughter ] cocacola announced that they will be rereleasing their failed 1980s flavor, new coke. Because if theres one thing america loves, its a failure from the 80s. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause today is the 87th anniversary of Amelia Earharts first solo nonstop transatlantic flight and to celebrate, trump invited her to the white house [ light laughter ] shes not answering im going to leave should i leave a message . [ light laughter ] chevrolet has announced its introducing a new safety feature that will send parents report cards tracking a teens driving behavior its just one of the new features on the 2019 chevy narc. [ laughter ] a new census projection found that islam will overtake judaism as the second most popular religion in the u. S. By 2040, while the most popular religion remains Just Christmas and easter [ laughter ] a new study has found that female bonobo chimpanzees push their sons into sexual activity, while bonobos shirts prevent it. [ laughter ] we did that joke to specifically burn one of our writers. [ laughter ] according to the new york post, former baseball star Alex Rodriguez has hired a team of lawyers to prevent the spread of a photo taken of his manhattan Apartment Building that shows him sitting on the toilet through one of the windows. [ laughter ] so if you want to see Baseball Players taking a dump, youll just have to watch the mets. [ laughter ] [ audience groans and finally, a judge in spain has ruled that a woman who was accused of witchcraft by her two sons was legally justified in writing them out of her will reached for comments her sons said, ribbit. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause hes tony nominated for his performance in the broadway production of network, now playing at the belasco theatre here in new york city. Bryan cranston is here tonight [ cheers and applause the one, the only. You know him from modern family. You can you hear him as the voice of duke in the secret life of pets 2, which opens june 7th in theaters everywhere. Eric stonestreet is back everybody. [ cheers and applause and we will have music from chromeo. They are fantastic i am so excited for us to listen to them as well. Before we get to that, a connecticut man, a connecticut man was pulled over for using his cell phone while driving so he did what any of us would do he went to court to prove it wasnt a phone it was a hash brown. [ laughter ] which brings us to a segment called, the kind of story we need right now. [ cheers and applause seth this right here, this is jason stiber. Jason was on his way to work one morning when a Police Officer pulled him over and gave him a 300 ticket for talking on his cell phone while driving but jason said he wasnt talking on his phone he said he was eating a mcdonalds hash brown and that the officer had confused the two. In the officers defense, they are pretty similar [ laughter ] i mean, theyre the same shape theyre both covered in grease and they eventually end up in the toilet [ laughter ] but the cop didnt believe jason was eating a hash brown. So jason did what any normal person would do. He went to court to prove it this is the kind of story we need right now most of us are ashamed when we eat mcdonalds in our cars, but not this guy this guy went to court to prove thats what he was doing by the way, the best thing about this story is it gives me an excuse to eat a mcdonalds hash brown. [ cheers and applause call mom calling mom [ laughter ] seth now when i say that jason went to court, i dont mean he put on a wrinkled blazer and mumbled some [ bleep ] he heard on law order. My man hired a lawyer and that lawyer came to play. [ laughter ] that was a little residual hash brown. [ laughter ] at the trial, jasons lawyer submitted cell phone records proving jason wasnt on the phone when he was pulled over, proof that jason has bluetooth in his car so he doesnt need to talk on his phone when he drives and a receipt for the hash brown. [ cheers and applause this trial had more exhibits than the smithsonian [ laughter ] also, how did that guy still have the receipt for a hash brown . Im not sure i know where my birth certificate is you might be wondering, is this all a joke but i assure you its very serious. In fact, jasons lawyer called this the case of the century [ laughter ] and actually, can we go back to that quote for a second . Because that quote is from the Washington Post. The Washington Post covered this i guess you know the Mueller Investigation is over when theyve got someone on the hash brown beat so how much did it cost for jason to fight his 300 ticket 1,000 [ laughter ] this is the kind of story we need right now the only thing americans love more than eating mcdonalds oh, my god [ laughter ] the only thing americans love more than eating mcdonalds is being right. A mcdonalds hash brown costs 1 if jason had 1,000, he could have paid the 300 ticket and then bought 700 hash browns. But jason wasnt hungry for 700 hash browns. He was hungry for the truth. So what happened well, faced with more evidence than the average murder trial, the judge ruled in jasons favor, and the ticket was overturned there you go [ cheers and applause so, it looks like hash browns arent the only thing being served [ laughter ] this is the kind of story we need right now [ cheers and applause well be right back with Bryan Cranston, everybody. [ cheers and applause with verizon up, we won luke bryan tickets. Theres an area just for verizon up members. It made me feel like a celebrity. vo the network more people rely on, gives you more. Like big savings on our best phones when you switch. Thats verizon. Charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin we all care about amazing taste. Thats why weve been making the best mayonnaise for over 100 years. Best foods. Were on the side of food. What shes zip lining with little jon . Its lil jon even he knows that. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Security for the little ones inside. Possibly the inspiration behind hanes comfort flex fit with a breathable pouch. That. And probably this. Hanes comfort flex fit. What if i introduce you to my amily now . primo what if i have a cousin in the big city . What if we go visit my cousin that lives off the grid . Wow introducing the hybrid that would shatter perceptions the allnew built for speed rav4 hybrid. Toyota. Lets go places. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause he is the drummer from the Grammy Nominated band baroness whose new album gold grey is out june 14th. You can catch baroness on tour starting on july 11th in lancaster, pennsylvania and all summer long. Sebastian thomson is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here our first guest is an emmy, golden globe and tony winning actor you know from breaking bad and films like all the way and trumbo. Hes tomy tony nominated. Tomy nominated [ laughter ] hes tony nominated for his work in network which is playing at the belasco theatre on broadway through june 8th please welcome back to the show, one of our friends, Bryan Cranston, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth hello i am marisa tomei nominated seth marisa tomei nominated. Nominated actor seth she gives out awards every year yes seth for her favorite. And shes tough seth shes tough ooh [ light laughter ] seth cause youve been snubbed a few years by the tonys several times thank you for bringing that up seth yeah. [ laughter ] its very unfair. Seth so congratulations. This is an adaptation of a film, a Paddy Chayefsky film from 1976. Yes seth and thats a ways back. But its about an anchor who loses his mind a bit based on the state of the world, the state of the media, state of the news was it hard finding parallels . [ laughter ] no, not really. But written over 44 years ago. Seth yeah. And to find how prescient that Paddy Chayefsky was in predicting what could happen but he wrote it kind of as a satire back then and now were like, oh, that looks familiar oh, that looks one of the things that hes talking about, raging against everybody just being addicted to television seth yes the tube back then. And were even more addicted now. And we carry the television around in our hands. Seth well, its terrifying that what he originally wrote predated cable news. And so he saw this just when there were three networks. Yes seth he saw that and said, were in trouble. Yes [ laughter ] seth yeah. Things like the terrorist hour seth yeah. And all these things that you can actually see on youtube if you wanted to do so. Seth i feel like thats the problem with any sort of predictive, sort of, writing these days, is you think, oh, this will warn people. And i feel like unfortunately too many people see it, and go, thats a good idea. [ laughter ] yeah, thats a good idea. Im going to do that seth im going to steal that i love that idea. Seth yeah, thats a great idea yeah. Seth were going to do that and make a lot of money. You go out in the audience at one point during the show. And i guess you its not is it, you choose where to sit i do. There is seth and you just sort of find your way between a couple audience members yeah, its [ laughter ] i nuzzle in. Im sitting on a block of wood seth okay. Thats an armrest seth got it. And its actually a better deal than if there was happened to be an empty seat cause its not planned. Its planned that i go into the audience but what im going to say to them is is really off the seth that must be so exciting to it is so much fun seth yeah. To be able to have a segment of the show where youre just improving seth and do you feel is there when you break that fourth wall, do you feel them tense up because theyre so unused to it or are they delighted that youre coming into their side of things well, like anyone else, if you if i said to you, im going to give you a chance to be on television, some of you would go, oh, yes, yes. And some would go, never, never. [ laughter ] so you get all kinds seth right i usually look for the person who doesnt want me to sit next to them. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its like i come through and theyre going like, oh, no, no, no. [ laughter ] seth so just give what would the performance if an audience member is in the show, what should they look like if they want to trick you into thinking they want to you sit there . It would be like, oh, uh. [ laughter ] seth there you go. Yeah. I dont i want to stay away from the the students of acting who are like, come on, lets play. Seth right, right. Sit next to me come on seth yeah, yeah, yeah. You dont want that. I dont know if you know this or not, this woman tweeted about this moment. She did seth and yeah and we found it. Because it turns out shes becky lynch. And shes a wwe wrestler [ laughter ] is that serious seth yeah, you sat shes that time Bryan Cranston sat on my lap. Now, hold on. Seth yeah, thats clearly not. I think youre just as much on this guys lap [ laughter ] she has a deformed lap that goes up and over seth yeah. Its really strange no seth but i say i mean if theres ever a time you dodged serious injury, thank god yes seth she was willing to play along, right exactly, right. [ laughter ] body slam seth yeah. I sat down in row b and i ended up in j. [ laughter ] fun yeah seth weve talked you know, weve had people like jeff daniels and keri russell who are actors who are on broadway right now yeah. Seth and im always fascinated by the distractions that might happen with a broadway audience. Because obviously people are very excited to be there you know, but it is live and all it takes is one person doing something that could maybe, as an actor, sort of pull you out of the moment. Right seth what is the worst youve had to deal with . Well, its interesting. Because on your show, if there was a distraction here, you would just cut the tape. Seth sure. And no one would really know. But when youre doing live theater, it happens. Its there well, whats interesting is that when an actor is on stage, its normal to feel an audience looking from right to left at the actor speaking so this movement Horizontal Movement is natural. What isnt natural is when someone is doing this. Its like [ light laughter ] and once when i was playing lbj in a play here called all the way, there was a kid about 16 years old very front row, right in the front and right in the middle and he was doing this. [ laughter ] and it was catching my eye and i walked over to see what he was doing. And i kind of looked down from the stage. And i saw he had his phone seth oh, no. In his lap. And he was like aw, aw [ laughter ] very sympathetic audience. Seth yeah, very. Aw. And he was doing this. [ laughter ] and i got upset. Seth sure. I did i started to get a little angry. Primarily because his parents were two seats away and saying nothing. And i thought, well, thats kind of rude. So i realized that my next speech was a fiery one filled with anger and vitriol and spittle. [ laughter ] so i adjusted the blocking to come right downstage [ yelling and my spit is flying at him [ laughter ] and i swear to god the kids like [ cheers and applause oh, no. Seth that is yeah. I spat on an audience member seth i mean that what a gift though that youre playing someone like lbj, whos got i mean and i should say, this is you know, these are screamers. You know, i think people should be warned that youve got some real speeches. And you can throw some spit at them yes, and i will seth yeah. I will spit on you. Seth yeah, i think [ laughter ] please do come to my show so i can spit on you. [ laughter ] seth i also want to ask, you know because again, weve we first met, it was when you were on breaking bad. And i always love stories from that time. And you aaron paul, you know, i know you guys are dear friends and you worked together for years. But you used to give him you used to play mind games. Well, as one would to a younger brother, you know. Seth yeah. I he was very susceptible and sweet. And he was only mid20s then and i used to say to him, hey, man, its been great its really its really been great. And youre going to use this time to go on to really other things. Hes like, what do you mean . I go, did you read the next script . He goes, no. I go, oh, never mind, never mind. [ laughter ] and then i i let it go for a while. And id say, you know what, the next best thing to being on a show for a long time is a great death scene. Its great youre going to rock that death scene, man. And he just bought it. He caved in. And hes like, no, no seth after everything walter white put him through, you did that as well i teased him on top yeah, exactly. Seth he needed that as well. Yeah. Seth hey, congratulations on the nomination thank you, man. Seth both the tony and the tomei. Thank you [ cheers and applause seth i hope you bring them both home. Thats Bryan Cranston, everybody. Network is playing at belasco theatre till june 8th. Well be right back with Eric Stonestreet [ cheers and applause this is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. 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Seth im so happy to have you here good to see you seth this is a very thematic show tonight because i did not realize you, early in your career, you were on an episode of malcolm in the middle. I was i was on the second episode of malcolm in the middle. Seth you were on the second episode of malcolm in the middle. [ cheers and applause this is bryan seth thats bryan right there. Thats jane seth thats jane yeah, they were so nice to me you have to know that you just hosted one of the nicest men in seth yeah. In show business. But they took me to lunch that day. And i you know, just to its my second role on tv ever, or third seth thats a big deal and i think it has to be very intimidating when you come on to a show like that and you have, you know, a few scenes yeah. Seth it makes a huge difference yeah. Seth if people are nice to you. Totally and its full circle cause bryan then came and directed modern family. He directed, i think, two or three episodes of the show [ cheers and applause seth and do you feel as though did you repay the favor when he came or did you no, i made him get his own lunch. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] Craft Service is over there kid. You punk youre never going to go anywhere in this business. Seth so you it always strikes me that it would be so much fun to be a voice in one of these cartoons like this yeah. Seth and yet you had to do, outside of the voice, you had to record something called efforts . Yes seth can you explain what those are . Yeah, well, we all do but youll show up to the studio, to the recording place and theyll say, hey, so everythings going great we just need some grunts, some licking, some panting, some [ laughter ] wait, is this for the movie or for [ laughter ] who is this panting for . But yeah, and im always reminded when i leave set. Because its like, wow, im really out of shape. Because ill sit there and go [ grunting ] and my abdomen is so, so out of whack afterwards im like, okay, this has gone too far. Seth yeah. But theyll literally say like, okay, fall. But then slip when you hit the ground. Seth how does that well, and then theyll say, fall three feet and then when you hit the ground, just like, whoa just fall again. [ laughter ] longer. Its great and they pay you for that. Seth thats amazing. [ laughter ] you have a dog of your own, roscoe roscoe. Seth hes a handsome boy yeah. Seth thats roscoe right there. Roscoe, are you watching . [ audience aws ] roscoe, roscoe, are you watching seth roscoe is a look at me boy. [ laughter ] seth hes robust roscoe. [ whistling seth he looks like a tough guy. He is hes so seth you know, you want to show, just to put in heres a picture of my dog. Aw, frisbee is it frisbee, right seth yeah. [ laughter ] yours looks like an Annie Leibovitz photograph seth yeah. [ laughter ] so wait. I know, i met your lovely girlfriend as you were coming in yeah. Seth i just how does roscoe get along with her . Well, you know what, shes a little intimidated, a little jealous of our relationship. Seth gotcha. Oh, so you and roscoe are close. Yeah, we snuggle quite a bit. Seth okay gotcha and roscoe was homeless in pico rivera, california. Seth wow, okay streets. Cued him off the and hell get in these seth oh, this was a street rescue yeah. Street rescue. Seth wow yeah, i think i stole somebodys dog actually. Seth yeah, thats very likely [ cheers and applause but we got him off the streets. And hell get in between us. And shell say, come on, babe. Seth yeah. Let me get in here. He was homeless. [ laughter ] in pico rivera shes like, two years ago hes doing fine. Seth right, based on his ability to hold memories, he has no idea he was homeless. Yeah, right oh yeah. Seth this is you got a lot of stuff over there. Seth i got a lot of stuff. Well, this i wanted to make sure i showed this. Because you oh, god seth you did well, first of all, we talked about this before you did a commercial for my alma matter, northwestern yep yep. Seth whose color is purple wildcats. Seth and you were the purple the purple guy purple guy. Seth and then, it was so successful you did the purple guy for kansas state yeah, they copied it. Seth also the wildcats wildcats. Yeah seth also purple and then i did it for all of ncaa it was i was apparently me being painted is so popular, i did a national campaign. Seth how many different schools do you think you did well, that was for all of College Football seth oh, my god. Yeah, it started off as northwestern and then k state was like, hey, we want in on this. Seth theres the purple guy by the way yeah. Seth look at him [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth i mean, it is [ cheers and applause it is fun. It is a fun look as you remember, that first audition where, you know, we knew each other in chicago or went seth yeah. To the same places was for jane heights i go into the casting office and the director was there it was right to director, or straight to call backs and he was like, eric, do you mind popping off your shirt . Im like, what . The casting couch is real, i guess. [ laughter ] i dont want to take off my shirt. Hes like, take it off. Seth alright, and there you go then you were the purple guy and many different colors over the years. Ive been a lot of colors seth this is very its amazing. Its an accomplishment its also a little bittersweet, 11th and final season of modern family. How are you feeling with that . You know, i dont know yet. Because i as ive said, its like ive never been on a show 11 years and then have it go away seth right so this is all New Territory for me seth sure. So, i think its going to punch us in the gut come july 31st, our first table read, where well start to, that accumulation of our last firsts. Seth yes you know, our last first table read, our last first second episode, you know, and so forth. But its going to be tough, man. You get to as you know, you get to know everyone seth sure. That works with you and around you and our cast mates, we all love each other theyre all great. Seth no, its insane sort of post school. Yeah. Seth finding your way into a community of people like that, that sort of have your shared interests yeah. Seth and all want to make this project together. And then think about it youve had jobs before that you move on. And you dont see some of those people, not because you dont want to, some because you dont want to. Seth yeah. You know . Jesse Tyler Ferguson seth yeah, no, i get it. Never seeing that guy again seth and it makes sense. cause you guys have no chemistry. None at all seth i want to before you go, youre involved in a charity back home in kansas city youre so nice. Seth that a lot of our friends are a part of called the big big slick its me, jason sudeikis, paul rudd, rob riggle, dave koechner. We have a Charity Event in kansas city every year to benefit childrens mercy hospital, which is where i met my girlfriend. Shes a nurse there seth oh, thats fantastic. At childrens mercy hospital. Yeah. [ cheers ] yeah, clap for her [ cheers and applause but youve always been so supportive when will forte comes on the show, and all those guys, they all come to kansas city to support us and raise money we hope to break 10 million this year. Seth well, thats amazing. Its so great that you do that [ cheers and applause yeah, thank you seth congrats on the 11th. Thank you seth always great to see you. Thanks seth seth thank you so much for being here, eric Eric Stonestreet, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause seth all right, so, here we go whenever theres a red carpet event and two celebrities wear the same outfit, there inevitably is a who wore it better . In magazines and tv shows well celebrities do more than just wear clothes. They also eat. And sometimes celebrities eat the same foods which brings us to our first casserole segment called who ate it better . [ cheers and applause seth so here we have a photo of Christoph Waltz hes eating a hamburger. [ laughter ] next, we have a photo of gene simmons also eating a hamburger. [ laughter and applause and who ate it better . Christoph waltz. There you go [ laughter and applause and that was who ate it better . And thats it. Thats the kind of idea were dealing with [ laughter ] just think, if this wasnt casserole, we would do that nine more times you know, this year robert frosts seminal 1923 poem stopping by woods on a snowy evening entered the Public Domain so that means it no longer has an intellectual property copyright. We can use it. We can do whatever we want with it, legally. So we decided for the first time on television to let a high school screamo band from 2003 cover the poem. Please welcome from piscataway, new jersey marys morning deathbed. [ cheers and applause whose woods these are i think i know his house is i the village though he will not see m stopping her to watch his woods fill up with snow my little horse must think it quee to stop withou a farmhouse near between the woods and frozen lak the darkest evenin of the year he gives his harnes bells a shak to ask if there must b some mistake the only othe sounds the swee of easy wind and downy flake the woods are lovel dark and dee but i got promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep and miles to g before i sleep the woods are lovel dark and deep bu i have promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep and miles to g before i sleep [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] seth this next piece is very dumb its not a smart one like that last piece [ laughter ] this one is called roomba rumors. And what it is, is rumors told by a roomba. Roomba rumors. You get it now lets see it [ laughter ] psst. Hey, come here i heard Lisa Gilberts parents got her a boob job for her 16th birthday [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] seth get out of here [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause game of thrones, a wonderful show, had its Series Finale on sunday and were all sad. Were all sad its over. So we start wondering, what if, to make us feel better, the food network did a shot for shot remake, and called their show game of scones. [ laughter and applause so long as i am your king, treason shall never go unpunished ser ilyn, bring me his head. [ breathing heavy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth lets hear another roomba rumor. [ laughter ] psst, hey come here. Mary perkins said her son, scott, got into yale but hes actually going to rehab. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] seth come on, you can do it, buddy. You can do it. Aw, you bailed again [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause we rehearsed for that more than a broadway show. [ laughter ] there are videos there are these videos online of people quietly making noise and speaking softly that some individuals find pleasurable these videos are what is called asmr or autonomous sensory meridian response. Heres an example of Jennifer Garner doing one. Im Jennifer Garner and i am doing an asmr interview. Seth so we decided to record an asmr video with comedian Gilbert Gottfried. [ laughter and applause hi, im Gilbert Gottfried anvil paper cup. Sealy posturepedic now im going to open a can of corn oh, look at that corn. Its so soupy. Is this creamed corn well, either way, the corns all over the place you like this . Is my voice making you tingle . [ laughter ] do you feel tingly youre getting a little turned on, arent you i could tell thats fine. Relax your head and float down stream seth and hey yeah, give it up for Gilbert Gottfried, everybody. [ cheers and applause i personally am in the mood for a rumor. But since hes shown us that hes so good at steering [ light laughter ] come on out, roomba rumor. [ light laughter ] what are you doing psst. Seth what . [ laughter ] are you kidding me were having a bit of technical difficulty back here [ laughter ] people are freaking out. Nobody can see it in the audience but heres another roomba rumor. Patty dawkins said her husband is away on business. But hes actually dead under the porch. [ laughter ] anyway, its been a real pleasure seth yeah. Have a good one [ laughter ] seth hey, you guys [ cheers and applause yeah, give it up for roomba rumor. For late night casserole, no idea is too strange. And that will become abundantly clear when you see our final piece. Here is one of our favorites, Conner Omalley with an interpretive dance to the theme music from the sopranos. [ cheers and applause well you woke u this morning got yourself a gun your mama always said youd be the chosen on she said youre one in a million youve got to [ cheers and applause burn to shine but you were born unde a bad sign with blue moon in your eyes [ laughter ] and you woke up this morning all tha love had gone your papa never told yo about right and wron but youre looking good baby i believe youre feeling fin shame about it born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes [ cheers and applause because you woke up this morning got a blue moon in your eyes woke up this morning the world turne upside dow lord above things aint been the same since howlin wol walked into your town but youre one in a million youve got tha shotgun shine shame about i born under a bad sig with a blue moon in your eyes you woke up this mornin you got yourself a gun got yourself a gun got yourself a gun [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thats Conner Omalley. This has been late night casserole. 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[ cheers and applause seth performing bad decision off their album head over heels, give it up for chromeo, everybody [ cheers and applause yeah. Dont know whats happenin if this ain what im about its only bee a week and im parked outside of your house i aint tryna creep just let me in and hear me ou cause its about to go down im not thinking straight stuttering slurring my speec i could be your slav you got me like dog on a leash i aint too proud to beg your spirit makes me want to believe and im down on my knees take out all m money from the bank from the bank take you round the corner buy a rin buy a ring youre all up in my head but i aint even mad you make me want to make a bad decision yeah lets book shopping tri or maybe i shoul charter a jet and i dont give if i never get out of deb say youll be my girl and i promise you ill handle with car take out all m money from the bank from the bank oh yea take you round the corner buy a ring buy a rin youre all u in my head but i aint even mad you make me wan to make bad decision i took you to the jeweler told you pick a ring i took you to the dealer told you pick a range i took you to the parlo spent a 100 dollar on my tattoo of your name and your face and when all of the cashs out credit card maxed ou im a sell the house baby youre the realest date see i dont even stres for a sec cause your loving is the bes if i just make a bad decision take out all my money from the bank from the ban take you round th corner buy a ring buy a rin youre all u in my head but i aint even mad you make me want to make a bad decisio you got me confessing like youre my new religion you make m you make me lets go. [ cheers and applause seth chromeo, everyone head over heels is out now well be right back. [ cheers and applause were the slowskys. We like drip coffee, layovers and waiting on hold. What we dont like is relying on fancy technology for help. Snail mail we were invited to a y2k party. Uh, didnt that happen, like, 20 years ago . Oh, look, karolyn, weve got a mathematician on our hands check it out now you can schedule a callback or reschedule an appointment, even on nights and weekends. Todays xfinity service. Simple. Easy. Awesome. Id rather not. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to Bryan Cranston, to Eric Stonestreet chromeo, everybody [ cheers and applause sebastian thomson, 8g band stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause