gunfire tires screeching horn honking, grampa shouts doh tires screeching grunts groans cawing ew. Classical Music playing bart dad, what are you watching . I think its a Terrence Malick movie. No, youre watching baby poindexter, the most educational dvd available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store. Finally, a kids show that isnt trying to sell you something. Which reminds me, we need to order more rectangles. Female narrator friends. bells jingling friends. Colleagues. gasps dont watch that dvd. I threw that away because studies show it doesnt do any good. Look at me. Maybe instead of watching tv with the kids, you could take them outside. What are you doing . This socalled educational dvd may have even stunted the development of the kids who watched it. Lisa wait a minute. Didnt bart and i both watch this thing when we were little . Im afraid so. Well, the obvious question is, why did i turn out so academically superior while bart. While bart turned out so wonderful in his ow
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