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This Friday Night. We start tonight with a Fox News alert. Three u. S. Warshipfriday Ne Stsp attacked tonight while entering the Red Sea. The american vessels wereed forced to intercept nearly two dozen missiles and Droneto O launched by the iranian backed houthi rebel militants. We we have a full report on this Coming Up with training straight ahead repor. Tonight also tonight, three individuals with ties to iradualn have indid in a plot against Donald Trump. Nalso israel just deliveredraelj a massive major blow against Hezbollausd H Terrorists Deepzba inside beirut. And Coming Up, Trey Yangsh Istp on all of it. Hes on the ground in israel tonight. E ndbut first, our top story. Art with only 39 days untiop sl this point of our Country and that means the election and nearly four years into her role as Border Czar, kamal has is now figure it outou and pretending she knows that She Caresd is and. D ha i have a solutions forfo the crisis of her own doing that she created the Border Bor wi
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And welcome to hannity. And tonight, my monologut,e is only moments away. But first, former first Lady Melania Trump sat downe with or very own Ainsley Earhart for a rare tv interview. Here is an exclusive preview. Take a look. Sos you didnant see thaT E you Assassination Attempt and someone called you . I think your Chief Of Staff maybe called Youf You Af and sar hes okay, but there has been a shooting. Happened next. When i saw it, i you know, It Rl was only. Nobody really knew yety kn. Right. Because when you see him on the floor and you dont know, you dont know what really happened. E will and Coming Up, Ainsley Earhardt will join us more of her interview with Melania Trump. It will air in full on fox t. So Friends Tomorrow starting 6 a. M. Right here on the Fox News A. M. First, we turn n our attenti to another interview on, another network. I didnt think there were other networks anyway. Kamala harridnt this sat Down R her first and only solo national interview. T anhow brave of