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Welcome to this Special Edition of hannity. Im pete hegseth in for sean. And we begin with Breaking News just moments ago, maines Secretary Of State. Her name is shannon bellows. All you have to do is remember that for 15 minutes. Thats how long her fame is going to last. She just unilaterally she just unilaterally president ial primary ballotllot in pending appeal. Why did she do that . Sh the way he inflamed his supporters back january of 2021. Well, here she is palling joe around with joe biden a few months ago. But im sure, political bias had nothing to do with her decision. St s it just so happens that she was, one of the three Biden Electors in the state of maine in 2020. Shes not a lawyer. Never graduated from law school. But right after her announcement, she rushed straight on to msnbc just a few minutes ago to brag about her election meddling. Trump now has five daysp to challenge this bizarre decisionhas fi maines superiorz court. The Trump Campaign says itarre o will quickly
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hello, everyone, and welcome to this speciaecial edition of hannity . i m tammy bruce. and for sean, on this last fridayn of han. tammy b of 2023. we begin with a shocking f displariy of authoritarianism in the state of all places, the state of mainenism. last night, secretary of state shenna bellows, a devout democrat, decided that shepowe alone has the power to pick and choose who is allowed to appear on the 2024on republican primary ballot. and of course, donal the rd trud not make the cut. maine s far left secretary. of state believes deep in her heart that trump committedlievet act of insurrection despite no charges or convictions o tr lik that. yeah. naturally, moments after . banning trump, bellows appearedd on msnbc and cnn to brag o about her heartfelt decision. watch this. to follow the man to, ensure the candidates, all the candidates who appear on the primary ballot are qualified for the office they seek. it is unprecedented. no secretaryseek of state has