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putin knows z knows our allies ,that joe biden, america s commander in chief, is in serious mental decline. and everyone saw what that looks like last night. now, this is not a political debate. it is factual certainty. no amount of briefings by staff, his press office, his lawyers will convince voters here or leaders in other countries that biden himself is in charge. now, someone over at the white house is making the big and it ain t this guy. i mean, i m an old man and i know what i m doing. and the president put this country back on its feet and my memory is fine. now, 67% think we re on the wrong track. i m right back on track. all right. they sent him out last night to try to reassure the country . but it just confirmed what everyone knows initially. the president of mexico city did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get. i talked to i convinced him, open the gate. okay. mexico is not egypt. and egypt is not mexico. but we re al
thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
delivered all republican delegates to donald trump last night. the former was the only major candidate in the silver states contest. former south carolina governor nikki haley opted to skip the caucuses. she instead took part in tuesday night s no stakes. trump isn t making it a secret that he s ready to be the last candidate standing. i don t know why, she continues. she s a you know, i don t really care if she continues. it s know. i think it s bad for the party. i think it s actually bad for her. mr. trump also notched a win . haley in the us islands caucus for republican gop delegates were at stake there. it was the islands first ranked choice contest. all eyes are now set on the republican primary in south carolina in two weeks. it s nikki haley s home state, but trump has received most establishment documents there. and i m lorne greene. gutfeld starts now. i got back up. yeah. alhapphay thursday. all right. oh, thank you. it s the girl scouts over there . we ll get