Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
Been snowing for 2 days, but it can't afford to settle in London.
— Richard Vranch (@richardvranch) February 9, 2021
not one banksy since captain tom died. coincidence?
— Rondelle Hobbs (@RondelleHobbs) February 11, 2021
The #SuperBowl is great, but the Hyperbole is a billion times better.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 7, 2021
Personally I don’t like French Food, but then it’s horses for courses.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) February 6, 2021
When I found out the amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my permission I was fluming.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 8, 2021
Pronounce 'the christening' like 'Christ', to make it sound like a horror movie.