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Alabama senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [ laughter ] former white house chief strategist, steve bannon said at a Campaign Rally yesterday that there was a special place in hell for republicans who didnt support roy moore. A special place . Is it the exit . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump signed a and said, quote, we need our military, its got to be perfecto. Of course, its hard to be perfecto when the guy in charge is suspecto. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump is reportedly furious with u. N. Ambassador, nikki haley, after she recently said the women who have accused trump of Sexual Misconduct have a right to be heard. Hes so mad, his face turned red 20 years ago. [ laughter ] former White House Press secretary, sean spicer, announced yesterday that he is writing a book about his time at the white house, called the briefing, not to be confused with Anthony Scaramuccis book about his time at the white house, called the briefest. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ivanka trump tweeted photos yesterday with the caption, happy holidays. Tweeted, happy 4th of july. [ laughter ] arbys is currently testing a new sandwich called the arbynator, that features roast beef, curly fries and both cheese and honey sauces. They named it after the terminator, because its the only sandwich that will make you want to go back in time and stop yourself from eating it. [ laughter ] put the sandwich down [ laughter ] im from the future [ laughter ] do not eat the sandwich abc yesterday unveiled the list of contestants for the new season of the bachelor where 29 women compete for the thing they want most, a spinoff series. [ laughter ] according to a new study, the prehistoric stonehenge site may have been built as a monument to penises. Still no word on the inspiration behind this building. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, roy Moores Campaign held an event last night during which moores wife kayla gave a short speech and referred to her lawyer as a jew. Take a look. Fake news will tell you that we dont care for jews. I tell you all this, because ive seen it all so i just want to set the record straight while theyre here. [ cheers and applause ] one of our attorneys is a jew. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] seth that brings us to a segment called a couple things. [ cheers and applause ] seth first thing. Dont say a jew. Especially the way you said it. You leaned on that j so hard, im surprised you didnt snag your blazer on it. You said it like youre the corrupt southern sheriff in a movement. If, yall fellas are looking for a deli, youre out of luck. Also, you read it from your notes. [ laughter ] that wasnt a slip of the tongue. You wrote down a jew. [ laughter ] you looked at it. And you thought, yeah. Thats the best way to say that. [ laughter ] look, the word jew is all about context. If a jewish person were to say, oh, i love mendel, he goes to temple all the time, hes such a good jew, thats okay. But if youre a christian woman at a rally in alabama, go ahead and throw an ish on the end. [ laughter ] one of my attorneys is jewish. [ light laughter ] second thing, if youre trying to defend yourself against charges of antisemitism, maybe dont start by throwing out the jewish lawyer stereotype. Its a little like saying, i have no problem with black people, theyre always welcome on my basketball team. [ laughter ] third thing, one of your attorneys . [ laughter ] why do you hav m are you trying to get your husbands mall ban lifted . [ laughter ] it requires a team. [ cheers and applause ] we need a legal team. Final thing. Look, historically, the word jew has been wielded more than its been used. So just say jewish and youll be better off. I mean, i would never call you a nightmare. I would say youre nightmarish. This has been a couple things. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fantastic show for you tonight hes a producer and starring in an incredible new film, the disaster artist, seth rogen, is back on the show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] she stars in victoria on pbs. Jenna coleman will be joining us tonight. And music from multiplatinum music group clean bandit performing with 2018s best new artist grammy nominee, julia michaels. Youre here on a [ cheers and applause ] now, before we get to that, here at late night, every night, i deliver a monologue, comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver. But we dont think that should stop you from enjoying them. So we would like to share them with you in a segment called jokes seth cant tell. [ cheers and applause ] seth these are two of our writers everybody. Thats amber, thats jenny. [ cheers and applause ] im black and im gay [ cheers and applause ] and were both women seth and im not. So heres how this works. Ill read the setups for these jokes, and amber and jenny will read the punch lines. All right, here we go. Toy company, mattel recently posted a photo on instagram of barbie wearing a progay marriage tshirt. Barbie, or as lesbians call her, barb. [ laughter ] seth a group in georgia hosted an event last month, called come meet a black person. Or as its more commonly known, jury duty. [ laughter ] seth conservatives are accusing starbucks of promoting a gay agenda for releasing holiday cups with an image of two interlinked hands. Said lesbians, thats not what we do with our hands. Seth jenny no, no, no, i didnt mean that. Seth all right. I meant sex stuff. [ laughter ] seth oh. After attending a party in black face, a virginia sheriffs deputy has been reassigned. To president of the police [ laughter ] seth the next one is about Puerto Ricans. Jenny, youre puerto rican, you wanna take this one . Sure seth all right, here we go. According to reports, over 200,000 Puerto Ricans have moved to florida following hurricane maria. 200,000 Puerto Ricans, or as its also known, a barbecue. [ laughter ] seth according to a new poll, 59 of americans belie that the u. S. Is currently undergoing the lowest point in its history. Said black people. I can think of a lower one. [ laughter ] seth oh, so youre talking about yes, when they cancelled living single. Seth oh. [ laughter ] one of the films currently under consideration for best foreign film for the 2018 Academy Awards is a lesbian horror film. Its called out of batteries. [ laughter ] ooh, that is scary i know, right . Its terrifying terrible. [ laughter ] seth a texas man recently avoided arrest by swimming away from police officers. Authorities are currently on the lookout for, not a black man. [ laughter ] seth Shalane Flanagan recently became the First American woman to win the new York City Marathon winning in 40 years. Running the race in two hours, 26 minutes and 53 seconds. Its the fastest a woman has ever run without a senator behind her. [ audience ohs ] hey, seth seth what . Why dont you tell one . Seth oh, i dont think i should tell one. Oh, come on. Just one seth i feel like if i tell one, ill get in trouble for it. Oh, come on, just do it. Come on. Seth okay. According to a recent report, gay men earn more money than straight men. Because straight men work, but gay men wooooork [ cheers and applause ] seth, how dare you seth you told me it would be okay you should be ashamed of yourself. Seth black women and lesbians are liars seth [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with seth rogen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] music playing and roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. Daily dirt doesnt stand a chance. You and roomba from irobot. Better together. I started volunteering for victorinational parks. S twelve, i go out and demonstrate to people what life was like can have almost a spiritual experience with the beauty of nature or with a connection with the past. 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So give any google pixel 2 and get 300 off with no tradein required. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, back again with us tonight, hes one of the most innovative drummers in modern jazz music and the critically acclaimed album jersey, from his band the Mark Guiliana jazz quartet is available now. Mark guiliana, everybody [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. You know our first guest tonight from such movies as knocked up, neighbors and the interview. His latest film the disaster artist which is based on the cult movie ro its in theatres now. Lets take a look. Scene 112, take 13, mark it, action. I did not hit her. I okay, okay. Line i did not hit her its not true. Its bull[ bleep ]. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi mark. Take 17, action. I hit her no do you want to change the line . Script is script. Scripts stays same. Youre doing great, man. Well get there. Action Action Action action you have to say it loud. I cant hear in here. Say action so i can hear. Seth please welcome back to the show, seth rogen, everyone [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth great to see you good to be here. Thank you for having me. Seth congratulations. The film nominated for a golden globe yesterday. Yeah. Seth congratulations on that. Thank you. Seth and for those who dont know, this is based on the making of an actual film called the room. Yeah, theres a movie called the room. Not room with brie larson. Which is a great movie. Seth yeah, exactly. And Jacob Tremblay is darling and emotionally available. [ light laughter ] but this is a movie called the room. With tommy wiseau, who james franco plays. He wrote it, directed it, stars in it, produced it, financed it himself. Marketed it himself. And it is known for being one of the worst movies of alltime. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and its so bad, that it actually developed, like, a cult following. And people, like me, started seeing it. With their friends and telling people te rocky Horror Picture Show esque experience where it was kind of interactive with the audience and they would participate in kind of just the glory of how absolutely, ridiculously terrible it is. To the point that people started liking it, though. And honestly, like, i watched it so many times, i kind of love it. And we made a whole movie about it. And there is something great about it. And because you keep watching it. Like, and if it was bad, you were like, why am i watching this over and over again . Why have i seen this more than ive seen, like, good movies . Seth yeah. Like and so, yeah. Its endlessly fascinating subject. Seth who introduced it to you . It came out in 2003. Did you see it pretty early on do you think . Yeah, i saw it about a yearandahalf maybe after it came out. Paul rudd i think was the first one who mentioned it to me. And he had seen it. And then i went and saw it with my wife who i was dating at the time and jonah hill and ed helms actually. Seth wow. At the sunset laemmle five. And it was mostly empty. And there was just kind of but its catastrophically, bizarrely bad. [ laughter ] seth i so i knew about the movie. I hadnt seen it. But i used to when i would visit l. A. , would you see this billboard. And this billboard was up for a while. Years, years. And thats the marketing i was referring to. Tommy paid to keep that up. It had a website. Theroommovie. Com. There was a phone number and you would call it, and you didnt need to, because you could just go to the theater and buy tickets. And the phone number was just tommys phone number and he would just answer the phone and just say, like, are you coming to movie . [ laughter ] and you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. And he would be like, great, see you there. And that was the entirety of the interaction. And there was also he ran tv commercials really late at night that i had seen a few of. And i asked him about it, and he said, they were on so late at night, they were free. [ laughter ] like, it was literally at a time when there was just nothing else. Yeah. Seth its fantastic. You were a producer on the film from the start. Yeah. Seth and but then you decide to play a part. We saw the part you were playing there in the clip. How did you decide to play that character . Oh, he was like the only guy around my age, i think. But seth youre making producing sound very easy. Well, yeah. And i played sandy schklair, is his name and he was a script supervisor of the room. And kind of, sort of directed it a little bit. As you can see, he kind of like calls action and helps with the lines. And he later claimed he directed the movie. Which shows what a weird thing it is, because its a bad movie. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] so this guy is taking credit for it. Like, were suing, hoarding the credit for creating something that is only famous because its bad. Its so weird. Its a very weird thing, yeah. Seth does do you think tommy, looking back, is happy . Obviously, this film has succeeded to a place where its being adapted by all these great actors and writers and yeah. Seth but it was not what he set out to make. No. And that is like an interesting moment to me, is like he did have to kind of readjust what his goal was. He had to pretend his goal was to make a ridiculous comedy, whereas his goal was really to make like a heartfelt drama. [ laughter ] but he but he but he but his goal was also to become a famous movie star. Which he kind of is now in some way. And a famous filmmaker, which he kind of is now in some way. Like, i mean, we had a james franco plays him in the movie. He wanted johnny depp, but we got james franco. [ laughter ] but, yeah. But whats weird is like he seems i was just looking at him at the premier. And it was a big premier and like a lot of famous people were there. A lot of famous people were at the movie. And he is behaving in such a way as though he always expected it to happen. And, like, i was saying my only other experience is i played Steve Wozniak in a movie. And like, that guy invented computers and he was blown away we were making a movie about him. [ light laughter ] like, he couldnt believe it. This guy made the worst movie of alltime and its as though not only was he expecting a movie to be made about him, hes a little pissed it wasnt five years ago, basically. [ laughter ] and that johnny depp isnt playing him. And instead james franco is. Hes a weird dude. [ laughter ] seth you you saw him before even you began to talk about adapting the story. You would see him in l. A. You saw him at Grocery Stores . I would see him at whole foods. Me and jonah actually would shop at the same whole foods and he first saw him there and sent me a picture of him like in front of, like, cantaloupes with tommy. [ light laughter ] and i was like, oh, my god. I knew i was like and i would keep my eye out open for him. And i saw him one time and i took a picture with him. And and then years later when we were making a movie, he like instantly, you take picture with me one time at grocery store. [ laughter ] you big fan of mine. You real big fan of mine. You like me. Yeah, tommy. Seth he had to settle for james, playing him. Yes. Seth james is fantastic. Hes amazing in the movie. Seth james is interesting, because tommy seems to just be weird. James is normal, but then has a great capacity for weirdness. Yes, he does. Seth and he directed the film. Yes. Seth did a beautiful job, but is it true he stayed in character . He did stay in character the whole time we were making the movie. As tommy. He would speak in the tommy voice and he was in prosthetic makeup. And hes directing the movie. And i probably the first time anyones ever directed a movie in character. [ laughter ] seth yeah, you hear about the other yeah you dont seth like actors stay in character but for a director to stay in character. And in the movie, hes directing a movie. So its also weird. [ laughter ] yeah. It was it was really strange. And i would warn everyone who came to the set, because a lot of actors have small roles in the movie. And i would be like, before you step onset, know, like, this is not a normal situation youre stepping into. [ laughter ] like, its super weird. You never know if hes and hes directing the movie. In the movie. And were shooting scenes in the movie where hes directing a movie. And, yeah, and i was just like, just go with it, man. Just ride it out. And everyone was very cool. It confused my grandmother, though. She just didnt [ laughter ] she came to set and talked to james for like ten minutes. And she had met him many times. And then he walked away and shes like, wheres james franco . [ laughter ] and, like i was thinking, like, do i even try to explain whats happening . And then i was just like, james isnt here today. [ laughter ] seth there are fantastic cameos throughout the film. Yeah, many. Seth a lot of funny people, including nathan fielder. Yes. Seth who im a huge fan of. Me too, hes brilliant. Seth you guys grew up together. In vancouver. We did. We went to Elementary School and high school together. And we were on the High School Improv team together. Seth this is a great photo of, like it seems like these are normal dudes here. Yeah. Seth theres nathan sort of creep and you very [ laughter ] it looks like im planning the murder of them. Seth yeah, exactly. It looks like its a horror movie and youve like like this parts been folded under for years. Seth yeah, right. And then and then theres a moment where they reveal it. Its like, oh, no seths there. [ laughter ] hes looking super creepy for no reason. Seth yeah, the detective folds it over, and its like, we need to find that guy. Wheres that one . Seth this is also an era i can tell you every one of the kids in this picture, that was each one of them, that was the only tie they owned. Oh yeah, 100 percent. Seth dont you think that and that was our thing as an improv team. We wore ties. Seth oh, wow. Wow. What was what was nathan like as an improviser . He was funny. He was always very funny and he played up the uncomfortable that was kind of his thing was making things very uncomfortable. Which hes continued to make an incredible career of. Seth hes become perfect at that. Yeah, his show is brilliant. And i have nothing to do with it. But, if havent seen it, i recommend checking it out, yeah. Seth its nice. No its nice to have somebody comean yeah, exactly. It ive got a lot of stuff of my own. I dont need seth congrats on the film. Thank you. Seth its always great to see you. But youre going to stick around. I will. Seth well be right back with seth rogen after this. [ cheers and applause ] whoa the mercedesbenz winter event is back and you wont want to stop for anything else. [ barks ] ho lease the gla 250 for 349 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Welcome to your super secret gvoila room come on in weve hidden something for everyone on your list. The gamers. The superfans. The chic. The sleek. That cough doesnt sound so good. Take mucinex dm. Ill text you in 4 hours when your cough returns. One pill lasts 12 hours, so. Looks like im good all night why take 4hour cough medicine . Just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. Lets end this. Welcome to your super secret gvoila room come on in weve hidden something for everyone on your list. The gamers. The superfans. The chic. The sleek. And pretty much everyone. They cahow many of em . E, sir we dont know. Dozens. All right lets teach these freaks some manners good luck out there, captain thanks but i dont need luck, i have skills. I dont have my keys. on intercom all hands. We are looking for the captains keys again. They are on a silver carabiner. Oh, this is bad. As long as people misplace their keys, you can count on geico saving folks money. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back to late night. Were here with seth rogen, and seth, im excited that you agreed to come on the show tonight. Its always great to see you. Thank you, seth. Seth and along with being a guest on our show, we have known each other personally for a while. We have. [ laughter ] seth and sometimes when you know somebody for that long, there are moments when feelings get hurt. Thats true. [ laughter ] and you dont always have a chance to stop, and say youre sorry. Seth so i thought, with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past transgressions we have committed against one another in a segment were calling together seth and seth clear the air. [ cheers and applause ] seth i will start. Seth . Yes, seth. Seth i am sorry that i was unable to meet up with you when i was in los angeles last month. It was a really quick trip, and i didnt have spare time. No spare time . Seth no. Not even ten minutes . [ light laughter ] seth my schedule was packed. Five minutes . Seth sorry, but no. One minute . You didnt have one free minute . Seth i guess i did have one free minute. Yeah. I knew it. [ laughter ] you stupid, lying son of a bitch. [ laughter ] seth sorry. Do you forgive me . Seth, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. Seth . Seth yes, seth . Do you remember tti party at my apartment, and i gave everyone pot brownies, and you had that really bad experience . Seth yeah. That really freaked me out. Thats because i actually gave you a meth brownie. [ laughter ] seth what . Yeah. It was the worlds firstever meth brownie. Youre kind of like a pioneer. Youre like johnny appleseed, but for meth. [ laughter ] seth i was on meth . Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] seth why did you give everyone else pot, but me meth . Because i thought you were kind of a dick. [ laughter ] but then i got to know you, and now i like you. Seth so you wouldnt give me meth now. No, i still would. [ laughter ] if my apartment needed cleaning i mean, when you were on meth, you just started vacuuming for 24 hours straight. I wish you were wearing clothes when you did it, but the place was spotless. Anyway, do you forgive me . Seth seth, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. Seth . Yes, seth . Seth i am sorry i was unable to attend the premier of the disaster artist. My son got sick, and i had to stay home with him. So i guess what youre saying is your son is more important than me. Seth yes. [ laughter ] well, then i have really misjudged our whole relationship. Wait, wait, wait. Is your wife more important than me, too . Seth yeah. Oh, my god my world has just been flipped upside down. Seth wait. Isnt your wife more important than me . Of course not no [ laughter ] it goes you, my wife, jonah hill, james franco, your wife [ laughter ] seth oh. Sorry. Do you forgive me . Yeah, sure. Whatever. Yeah, you are forgiven. Yeah. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth . Seth yes, seth . Im sorry for that time we were on that plane together, and i told the Flight Attendant you were acting suspiciously. [ laughter ] seth they escorted me off the plane. Uhhuh. Seth and i was detained, and questioned for several hours. Yeah, and then what happened . Seth you know what happened. Yeah, i know, but i want to hear you say it. [ laughter ] seth i dont want to say it. Come on, man. Just say it. Seth they did a full cavity search. [ laughter ] yeah, they really did. [ laughter ] do you forgive me . Seth seth, you are forgiven. [ applause ] my turn. Seth . Yes, seth . Seth well, because we have the same name, sometimes i get emails that are intended for you, and recently i got one that i didnt forward to you until two days later. Do you forgive me . Seth, i forgive you. [ applause ] seth . Seth yes, seth. I also got an email intended for you that i forgot to forward. Seth who was it from . Steven spielberg. Seth what did he want . He wanted you for a role in lincoln. Seth what role . Abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] he said you were the only actor he could see in the role, and he hoped you would say yes so he wouldnt have to settle for daniel day lewis. Seth and you didnt bother sending this to me . No, but i did reply to him. Seth what did you say . I said, dear steven. You, sir, are ve who has gone downhill since jaws. Saving private ryan is a snoozefest, and e. T. Looks like an old mans flaccid penis. [ laughter ] i assume. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and the last thing id ever want to do is be in one of your [ bleep ] movies. Seth did you sign the email seth rogen, or seth meyers . Oh, as seth meyers. I would never insult steven spielberg. I want to be in his movies. Seth well, i guess that does explain why the last time i saw him he openhanded slapped me in the face. Yes, i mean after what you said to him, you do deserve it. Seth, do you forgive me . Seth you are forgiven. [ applause ] seth, you are my favorite seth. Thank you so much for doing this. Seth, thank you for having me, and my favorite seth is seth mcfarland. [ laughter ] together seth and seth clear the air. [ cheers and applause ] Seth Seth Rogen everybody. The disaster artist is in theatres now. Well be right back with jenna coleman. [ cheers and applause ] Liberty Mutual saved us almost eight hundred dollars when we switched our auto and home insurance. Liberty did what . 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Allinone cold symptom relief from tylenol®, the 1 doctor recommended pain relief brand. Tylenol®. [ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest currently stars as the queen in masterpiece on pbss critically acclaimed victoria. The Second Season premieres january 14th at 9pm, lets take a look. I do not need your shelter, albert you have completely undermined me victoria, please. At least lord melbourne treated me as an equal, not as a child to be protected from unpleasantness victoria, do you not understand if lord melbourne and palmerston had not interfered in afghanistan in the first place, this whole debacle might never have happened. I think you are tired. I think your mother was right. You should have rested for longer. I am not tired, albert i am angry seth please welcome to the show, jenna coleman, everyone [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome thank you. Seth im so happy to have you here im happy to be here. Seth so, congratulations. The show has already picked up for a third season. It is. Seth the Second Season has not aired here yet, but it has aired in the uk. What has the response been so far . Well, yeah, it seems to have been it seems to have been good. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth usually when they pick up a third season, it means two went pretty good. Yeah. Seth yeah. Yeah, i think the main problem that we have is theres lots of babies to be had. Seth yeah, now this is interesting, because victoria had nine kids . Nine. Seth and you have four on the show so far. Yeah, the fourth is on his way. Seth okay, the fourth is on his way. Yeah, but often we have twins in the child hours as well. So really, i mean, theres going to be times where there could be, like, 18. We dont know. Seth have you had any have you come up with any solutions for how to keep all those babies happy while youre trying to film . Oh, yeah, theres lots of tactical methods. We dress up the parents as nursemaids. Seth okay, thats very smart. Yeah, i mean seth so, you put them in like period garb and they get to be yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth thats fantastic. If you really watch closely, see there is probably a different nursemaid every scene. Its either the grandmothers in that day, or the dad, or the you know. The dad doesnt dress as the nurse. Seth okay. [ laughter ] no. Seth if you want, there is a real mrs. Doubtfire storyline going through. Yeah, just dont listen to us. Just look whats going on behind us. Seth yeah. You actually read to prepare you read personal diaries of Queen Victoria. Yeah. Seth thats incredible. Does everyone have access to those, or did they just sort of pass them on to you because you were going to play the part . No, i didnt actually theyre online. So you can actually google seth she put them online . [ laughter ] no, she, okay yeah no. Shes very mediasavvy. Seth yeah. But theyre online. Theyre accessible so you can type in todays date, and go back 1841 and she seth and she wrote quite a bit, yeah . Yeah, shell be like, rose, 9 am well, really like 6 am, had breakfast alone. You know. Its theyre really, really detailed. [ laughter ] seth that what you gave me wasnt that detailed. More detailed than my seth but its funny cause it does seem like the royals do that, because they were recently rise and eat breakfast . Seth yeah, they all eat breakfast. I know. Seth i think thats the thing. Thats why theyve ruled for so long. I know. Seth they know its the most important meal of the day. It really is. [ laughter ] it really is. Seth youve had to learn how to do some things. Yes. Seth waltz, yes . Uhhuh. Seth have you had to learn to speak any Foreign Languages to play the part . Ive had to learn i kind of had a weird boot camp, a victorian boot camp. Seth okay. Which i highly recommend. Seth oh yeah, i would love to. Its you kind of seth how many days would you give yourself in that boot camp to be fully victorian at the end of it . I would say a good three weeks. Seth okay. Three weeks. Okay. Youd have to learn to ride side saddle. Seth okay. You have to learn to waltz. Seth yeah. You have to learn the voice. Seth yeah. And also, which the producers threw at me, which, thank you very much, was some german opera. Seth oh, you had to do german opera . Yeah. Seth how did that go for you . Not well. Seth yeah, cause it seems to me you either have it, or you dont. I mean, you can learn the german, but if you dont have the opera, its all for naught. Yeah. I couldnt learn the german. Never mind the opera. Seth oh, well then you were, then v i was writing emails like, you know i really think that i should be dubbed. I really think seth oh, did they in the end but they did use your voice. Yeah, they did, and then i decided, i was like, i think its a character choice. I think Queen Victoria is a really bad singer. I think shes probably awful. Dont you . Seth and then you forged in the diary, like 11 15, bad at singing. [ laughter ] terrible again. No improvement. [ laughter ] seth so you was your family excited when you got cast as someone as iconic as the queen . Yeah, yeah. I mean theyre just theyre very cool. Theyre very excited if im happy, and, but, yeah, there was often the joke were not going to curtsy to you now. Seth right. Clean your room. Seth you did manage to pull a nice catch here for your this is your your grandfather came, and did a day on the set. Yeah. Seth thats fantastic. Can i just say, my granddad is now so famous. This is my granddad, and he came to play man in crowd. Seth oh wow. How was he . He was great. He was literally just wanting me to take pictures of him all day to send to his friends. [ laughter ] and we had to drive past on a carriage before getting well, an assassination attempt, and he had to wave. [ laughter ] seth did you does he have any acting background, or was this no, but i think he thinks i think hes going to start. Seth yeah. I think hes got the bug. Seth well, again, when you saw that scene, he was definitely in the crowd. Yeah, he was. Yeah. Seth yeah, i mean you cant deny that he didnt fully get into the part. No, but he did go home at lunch time. Seth really . Yeah, he got bored. [ laughter ] seth he was that was it. He was done. The people are going to look back, and be like i think thats the guy who tried to assassinate, because he was there and then he disappeared. Yeah, exactly. Seth theyre going to try to find him. Hes now going to try, and up his role. Seth exactly. You also were in another iconic british show, doctor who. Yes. Seth and did you [ cheers and applause ] i asked matt smith, who played the doctor when he was here, did he have any sense of how exactly intense the what was your experience like when you took on the role . Oh. No, i had no idea, like absolutely no idea. The only thing i remember was the secrecy around it, and the paranoia of you know, everyone was speaking in codes. I was auditioning for a show called men on waves. Seth oh, wow. We werent allowed to say doctor who. But i literally had no idea until i finished the first series, and came out to america, and suddenly, yeah, it was it was a whole new universe. Seth were people more excited here than they had been in the uk about your doctor who experience . I dont know. Because the thing is with doctor who, youre locked away filming for like ten months a year. Seth sure. And then you suddenly pop up at like comiccons, and loads of people scream, and then you go back to shooting and running away from aliens again. Seth yeah. Its kind of seth thats a nice life. It is. Seth that is the cycle of an actors life. Yeah. Seth and then youre on a carriage and your grandfather is in the crowd, and youre like, wow, this is a crazy life im living. Thanks so much. Next time you come back youre going to sing some german opera for us right . Yes, absolutely. Seth give it up for jenna coleman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Second Season of victoria premieres january 14th at 9pm on masterpiece on pbs. Well be right back with music from clean bandit and julia michaels. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Enjoy the go with charmin this this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. Humira is the 1 prescribed biologic for Psoriatic Arthritis. 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[ cheers and applause ] i know youre out in cabo hanging with your brother wishing that i was your bottle so i could be close to your lips again i know you didnt call your parents and tell them that we ended cause you know that theyd be offended did you not want to tell them that its the end and i know were not supposed to talk but im getting ahead of myself i get scared when were not cause i am scared youre with somebody else oh i guess that its gone and i just keep lying to myself i cant believe it i miss you yeah i miss you i miss you yeah i miss you oh i do i miss you yeah i miss you though im trying not to right now you werent a fan of pictures so i hardly ever took them got them saved on my mind from the bedroom so that way i cant forget your skin so i saved all of the texts all of the best over the years to remind myself of how good it is or it was and i know were not suppose to talk but im getting ahead of myself i get scared when were not cause i am scared youre with somebody else oh i guess that its gone and i just keep lying to myself oh i cant believe it i miss you yeah i miss you i miss you yeah i miss you oh i do i miss you yeah i miss you though im trying not to right now i cant help it i just so i saved all of the texts all of the best over the years to remind myself of how good it is yeah i saved all of the texts all from my ex minus the tears to remind myself of how good it is or it was i miss you yeah i miss you i miss you yeah i miss you oh i do i miss you yeah i miss you though im trying not to right now i cant help it i just though im trying not to right now i cant help it i just [ cheers and applause ] seth clean bandit and julia michaels, everyone download i miss you now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] when it comes to holiday shopping, my wife loves style, my son is all about technology and my daughter . She just loves horses. I do. Ring in the holidays with buick. Get up to 20 below msrp on most 2017 luxury suv models. Thats over 7,100 on this Buick Envision essence. Experience the new buick this holiday season. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to seth rogen, jenna coleman, clean bandit and julia michaels, everyone band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson whats up everybody, its carson daly. Tonights last call is coming to you from the federal bar. Weve got a great one. Here what about to hit your

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