Birthday. Abraham lincoln was [ cheers and applause ] born 209 years ago. Of course he was tragically assassinated at fords theater in washington by a member of ms13. [ laughter ] i read that on the white house website. Is that not right . Lincoln was known i was looking him up today. He was known as honest, a the great emancipator, the rail splitter, tight coop. He had a lot of nicknames. He was like the diddy of 1863. [ laughter ] even had his own vodka. [ laughter ] you know, its funny. When you think about president lincolns hat, the tall stovepipe hat he wore, and then you think about Donald Trumps hat. Its kind of all you need to know, right . [ cheers and applause ] today isnt president s day. President s day is next monday. But president obama and his wife michelle were honored at the Smithsonian Today with the unveiling of their official portraits. This is a tradition that goes back to George Washington in 1796. Its a big deal. And the obamas were there in person to be part of it. Whoo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre on your own bitches. I like it. Its very modern. This is the real portrait off bama by the artist gahindi wily. Its not the traditional man posing in front of desk with a flag in the background. It pictures the president in front of flowers that represent chicago, africa and hawaii. Im sure thats what they represent, but where have i seen that background before . [ laughter ] oh, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] from the shirt future president nolte wore for his mugshot. Speaking of the future and president s, this portrait got me thinking today. The president gets to pick the artist. I wonder what trumps official portrait is going to look like. And i imagine it will look Something Like this. [ cheers and applause ] poor mike pence had to check himself right into conversion therapy. The president s son eric eric trump unveiled some artwork of his own this weekend. Remember trump magazine . Neither does anyone else. [ laughter ] apparently, trump had a magazine and it might be making a comeback because eric trump took some time off from slicking his hair back with the blood of an endangered snow leopard to post this to twitter on friday. He tweeted trump magazine 2018 hashtag hot off the press. In the past ive doubted erics business acumen, but everyone knows that in 2018 the real money is in print media. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes also unveiling a new line of trump vcrs that are said to be [ laughter ] so eric didnt tweet more details on trump magazine. All he said was its going to be like vanity fair but with a lot more vanity, like ten times more. Its going to be vanity great. So trump magazine could be back. Which is great. The president needs more magazines to get spanked with. [ laughter ] t the president had a very trumpy weekend. After giving two very little thumbs up to the nunes memo the republicans cooked up to try to cast doubt on the russia investigation the president refused to release the democratic rebuttal memo. Even though trump made the nunes memo public against the wishes of the fbi and department of justice. The white house now says they cant release the counter memo written by democrats because of, quote, National Security concerns. Does he realize he is our National Security concern . [ cheers and applause ] but this memo i think i know why he doesnt want to release it. Its ten pages long. So trump told them to send it back in the proper form, which is one paragraph read to him aloud by two hooters waitresses carrying three orders of hot wings. Listen, ten pages. The president cant spend all day poring over memos. Hes got wife beaters to defend on twitter. Okay . [ laughter ] i know this goes to the memo. Trump knows we cant keep up with him and all his shenanigans. Hell sit on the memo. In the meantime hell keep doing outrageous things. Hell call an olympic ice skater a fruitcake or something, make Sylvester Stallone secretary of defense, and no one will remember any of this memo business and well go right on to the next crazy stories. Did you watch any of the olympics over the weekend . [ cheers and applause ] mike pence is there. Which is good. On friday night there was a cyber attack in pyeongchang. Someone attacked the official olympic website and took out wifi in the stadium during the opening ceremonies, which was devastating. Thousands of people had to wait until they got back to their hotels to post to instagram. It was a real mess. [ laughter ] Security Officials say this was the most elaborate, exquisitely coordinated cyber attack to mildly inconvenience a sporting event ever. Because the olympics are on nbc, were not allowed to show footage from it. Its illegal for us because we didnt pay for it. But we are allowed to show footage from youtube and pretend its from the olympics. And with that said, im very pleased to present this exclusive neverbeforeseen moment from the ulympics. Closing out the womens freestyle is canadian sophie green. She opens with some pitter pats. Into a side waggle. Oops. Slight deduction there. And heres the landing. She nails it [ cheers and applause ] look at the replay. Feet, hands, and head. All five points firmly on the ice. Jimmy nicely done, sophie. Your move, nathan chen. [ cheers and applause ] but the real story of the olympics surprisingly arent athletes. The stars of the olympics so far are the cheerleaders from north korea. Have you seen these north korean cheerleaders . Kim jong un sent a team of more than 200 women to cheer on the north korean athletes and anything it doesnt seem like they know what theyre cheering. During the north korean women lost to switzerland in hockey 80. They cheered the zamboni machine when it came out. [ laughter ] really. These women are cheering like their lives depend on it. Because they do. They literally do. [ laughter ] but the cheers themselves, i have to admit, are very catchy. That looks like fun, right . Its kind of we should try that. We should see if we can do that here in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] im going to show the first part. And pay really close attention and try to memorize it. Okay . La, la, la, la, la jimmy la, la, la, la, la. Okay, you guys try it. Ready . La, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la okay. Great. Very well done. Im impressed. Now show the second part. Jimmy igora. Here we go. Ugira. Jimmy i cant imagine how insane this sounds. The last part is the same as the first part. Well dot first part, then the second part we just saw and the first part again to close it out. All right . Ready . [ cheers and applause ] la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la igora, igora igora, igora la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that. I feel like a dictator. Hey, kim jong un, i hope youre watching and i hope you remember this before you send a missile our way. Were in los angeles. All right . [ cheers and applause ] lets take a break. When we come back from the break, we will get in we will delve into tonights episode of the bachelor and chat with the mysterious missing person known as bekah m. So stick around. Well be right back. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by subaru. The winter of 77. I first met james in 5th grade. We got married after college. And had twin boys. But then one night, a truck didnt stop. But thanks to our forester, neither did our story. And thats why well always drive a subaru. This is google home max. Its a speaker thats smart. Itll tune to your room and fill it with music. 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Earlier tonight we aired what turned out to be a bittersweet episode of the bachelor. After a long and tumultuous six weeks arie is down to his final bekah. Theres only one left. Next week arie visits the families of the four women that remain. Its always an emotional time in a relationship when you meet all eight of your four girlfriends parents. [ laughter ] you know, theres so much to love about arie, but as he demonstrated in tuscany tonight, his laugh is not one of them. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hoo. Ha, ha, ha. Jimmy he might be a westworld robot. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in. I dont know. [ laughter ] so during his oneonone date with lauren b. Tonight, arie delivered what might be the worst reaction to someone saying they love you not just in bachelor history but in the history of mankind. And the way i feel now, every time im with you, its very obvious to me that i feel like im starting to fall in love with you. I never thought it would be like that. [ tires screeching ] [ applause ] jimmy well, thats what you get when you make a race car driver the bachelor. It all worked out for lauren b. She got a rose. Three women did not get roses tonight including bekah m. Bekah m. Is the 22yearold nanny who my wife said is her favorite person in the history of the show. We see a lot of crying on the show every week, but after 22 seasons weve never seen a tear like this tear. I dont like when im not seen for who i really am. It hurts me. [ laughter ] jimmy a black tear. Either bekah is the antichrist or we need to get her some waterproof mascara. I dont know. I dont know if you read last week, but bekah somehow found herself on a missing persons list up in northern california. For real. She was reported missing by her mom. He had mother didnt know where she was. Spokesman for the sheriff in humboldt county said she was off working on a marijuana farm. Of course i have a lot of questions about this. So we contacted bekah has now been found and she is with us now, freshly eliminated from the bachelor tonight. Please say hello to bekah m. Hello, bekah m. Hello. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Im doing good. Im doing good. Jimmy bekah, tonight we witnessed perhaps the most shocking elimination in bachelor history. My wife was devastated. How are you doing . You know, im hanging in there. Jimmy youre hanging in there. It was shocking for me as well. But im picking up the pieces as we go along. Jimmy before we get into the missing person thing, i have to know. Youre 22 years old. Yes. Jimmy whats wrong with tinder . Why go on the bachelor . [ laughter ] well, for one thing, i have been a fan of the show for years and ive been saying for the past three or four years that ive just been telling all my family and friends, yeah, im going to go on the bachelor one day. Jimmy who matter who the guy was . Well, i was hoping it would be peter. But tended up being arie. So. Jimmy so tia told arie you werent ready for marriage and then arie eliminated you from the show. Have you spoken to tia since she threw you under the schoolbus . Against my will, yeah. Jimmy you did. Do you keep in touch with any of the women on the show . Pretty much all of them. Jimmy oh, you do . Yeah. Jimmy whos your closest friend on the show . Definitely kendall. I actually literally was spending the night at her house last night. Jimmy oh, shes the one with all the taxidermy. Yeah. Jimmy is her house a nightmare of animal heads . You wake up in the morning theres literally a goat staring you right in the face. Jimmy are you sure there was a goat or are you still on the marijuana farm . [ laughter ] [ applause ] bekah, did you get those earrings on the marijuana farm . [ laughter ] [ applause ] theyre trippy, right . Jimmy so what happened . Why were you on the missing persons list in humboldt county . All right. Let me set the record straight. First of all, a lot of people thought i lied to my mother, saying i was on a farm when i was actually on the bachelor. But no, i had already been eliminated from the show and i just decided to go up to the mountains with some friends for a couple of weeks, and i was there for six or seven days without phone service, which i thought i was going to have phone service. And i told my mother that i would. And you know, i just had this weird feeling on like the sixth or seventh day, im like i need to go home now. So i got in my car, drove to where i had service, called my parents, and then, yeah, i come to find out only 12 hours before my mother had called the humboldt Sheriffs Department, saying that i was missing. Jimmy so you were not on a marijuana farm. You were in the mountains. Is that what that was . Was that a marijuana farm i was on . Jimmy thats what the Sheriffs Department said oh, you were on a marijuana farm. [ laughter ] well, its humboldt county. Jimmy i see. So every open field is a marijuana farm is what youre saying . [ laughter ] to set the record straight, im not a weed farmer. Im still a nanny in l. A. But yes, my friends have a weed farm. Jimmy oh, yeah. When youre watching kids, you dont want to be known as the weed farmer. [ laughter ] and where are you right now, bekah . Im here. Jimmy here where . Im right here in the studio. Jimmy youre in our studio . Yes. Jimmy oh. There you are. [ cheers and applause ] oh, all right. So youve been found. Well, thank you very much for coming. Im sure you got eliminated. You didnt want to marry arie anyway, right . I mean jimmy you want to go to phoenix and sell real estate . Scottsdale. Jimmy all right. Your mom knows your here . Yes. Jimmy good. All right. Bekah m. , everybody. Thank you, bekah. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show music from kane brown. Heather graham is here. Well be right back with milo ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Russell Stover chocolates. Handcrafted joy in a heartshaped box this valentines day. Ntines day. Hes ok again. Right. Yeah you can get a mortgage that avoids pmi, but theres no way to avoid mip on. Hey thisll help. Rocket mortgage by quicken loans makes the complex simple. So, origination fees. This takes care of it, thank you. Understand the details and get approved in as few as 8 minutes. By americas largest mortgage lender. Bounce back, right right right, i get it now. I woke up in beast mode, with my girl thats. juice this, cleanse that. But, food isnt a resolution. Its fuel for our resolutions. Whole grains, fruit, protein. Food that keeps us strong. So we start the new year strong. Special k jimmy make me feel uncoordinated. All right. Charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird we all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . More and more student debt is keeping people from doing what they love. horn sound like buying a home. knocking sound traveling. Even getting married. At Citizens Bank we can help you refinance both your federal and private student loans. So you can start saving and get on with your life. Ask a leader in Student Lending how we can help you reach your potential. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi. Welcome back. Tonight on the show from the forthcoming movie she wrote and directed called half magic Heather Graham is here with us. Music from kane brown. Trm night oscar isaac. 17yearold gold medalwinning snowboarder red gerard. Later this week charles barkley, natalie portman, kyrie irving, Courtney Bennett and music from monica. Join us for all those wonderful guests. Our first guest tonight has done more to highlight fire Safety Awareness than anyone since smokey the bear. He plays the dearly departed jack on this is us which returns february 27th to abc, please welcome milo ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] you know, you just mentioned thank you for coming. Its great to have you here. I saw you saturday night. We saw each other at a birthday party. Jimmy we were at Ellen Degeneress birthday party. 60th birthday party. Jimmy i was standing near the door and you walk in with your friend jason. Yeah. Jimmy and the guy i was talking to goes, oh, my god, some hunters just walked in. Because you were dressed like a fillson catalog. Very outdoorsy. It was because we rode our motorcycles over to the party. Jimmy so you had to keep warm. You had to keep warm, keep safe. So i was like denim on denim. They dont make denim boots but leather and a hat. Jimmy if they made denim boots you would have been wearing them. I would have been wearing denim boots. Jimmy it seemed as if you two had shown up to beat everyone up at the party. Which would have been pretty impressive given the people that were there. It would have been horrible. Jimmy youd be in prison forever. Yeah. Jimmy but it was a good look. And now youre wearing mickey mouse i see. I am. Jimmy our corporate overlord. I grew up in orange county. So i grew up going to disneyland all the time. And i just woke up, i was like i want to roll with mickey today. Jimmy what are some of your fondest memories of disneyland as a child . Man, growing up at disneyland, it was one of those places youd go and fall in love but also get in real trouble. Jimmy really . I want to hear about both of those things. But start with the trouble. The trouble. When i was 12, i was there for my birthday, and i was allowed to take two friends, and i think it was aaron stagger and jeremy rex. And one of them had the good idea while we were on the sky tram, which is this cable that runs over tomorrowland and jimmy oh, yeah. Its not there anymore. Its not there anymore. Probably for this very reason. When we were on the car ahead of my mom and dad and my sisters, and as we were going one of my friends, i dont know who it was, had the great idea to play a game called spit on someone and try to hit someone. Jimmy right. Yeah. When youre 12 you never stop spitting. Totally. Its a glandular thing. So you know, were spitting over the edge. Oh, wow, i hit a bald dude. And oh, yeah [ laughter ] and like 20 feet buff finish youre like theyre watching now. So just be cool. Be cool. And then all of a sudden we get there and the guy at the end of the ride is like, excuse me, can you guys wait right here . Where are your parents . Oh, theyre in the one right behind us. Just wait right here. And theyre just staring at me. And then my mom and dad get out. And my dad, theyre like excuse me, sir, is this yeah, thats my son. Its his birthday. Cool. And my dad walks over, far enough out of earshot away and then he walks back and like the birthday was over. Jimmy oh, is that right . It was done. Jimmy you went home. We went home. That was it. Yeah. Jimmy no spitting at disneyland. No spitting at disneyland. Jimmy did you learn anything from that experience . Do you feel like it taught you anything . Theres cameras everywhere. [ laughter ] thats what i feel like i learned. Theres cameras everywhere. Jimmy your dad, last time you were here youd just been nominated for your first emmy award for best actor, which was a very big deal. Your dad had correct me if i have any of this wrong. Had just joined instagram. And instead of tweeting about your nomination, which youd think your dad would be tweeting about, he was tweeting about National French fry day or something. Right . [ laughter ] it was instagram. It was french fry day. Then my dad moved on to Like National chili mac day. Then it was ice cream day. He was like these National Days are killing me. Jimmy its like your dad is off on a marijuana farm somewhere and these are the things that [ laughter ] maybe, man. At least hes found. Jimmy so is he still causing trouble on instagram . Yeah, he totally is. So two weeks ago it was the super bowl. And i take my dad with me to minneapolis and i said to my dad, hey, look, were going to take a bunch of photos and fun stuff. Just do me a favor and dont post anything online yet. Just because, you know, dont want to leave a footprint. Jimmy oh, because if you post then people know where you are. Sure. Sure. And my dad, hes like oh, yeah. Yeah, no problem. Literally, like five minutes before there was like a shot that i took of he and i in the town car going to the airport. Hes like on the way to freeze our butts off. And the second we get there hes posting about the 50 yard line game and the private jet we were on and hanging out with Roger Goodell in Roger Goodells box watching the game. Roger goodells the commissioner of the nfl. Jimmy yeah. So he doesnt listen to you at all. No. Jimmy in fact, you mentioned Roger Goodell. Yeah, this is you and your dad and Roger Goodell. Yeah. Jimmy this is now, nobody likes Roger Goodell. Do you guys like him . I love roger. Jimmy you love him. I do. Jimmy you know him personally . I do know him personally. So about ten years ago roger and i, we went on a uso tour to iraq and afghanistan, and it was roger, it was osi umeniyora, who had just won the super bowl for the giants. Jimmy right. It was drew brees, who was about to win the super bowl for the saints. And i just got to know this man who of course hes like the big boss of the nfl and hes got to make tough decisions, but who he was as a man, as an individual, just like spending time meeting the troops, talking to them, giving them whatever they can need. I was like, hes a really good guy. Jimmy interesting. Is he better than your factor, do you think . I think petes the top. Petes the top, yeah. Jimmy well, thats good to hear. So after the super bowl, of course, on this is us weve all known that your character is dead the whole time. Sure. Jimmy but to actually see the cause of death was very upsetting for a lot of people. Yeah. Jimmy like a lot of people. And in a big way. In fact, i have some tweets. Id like to share them with the audience now. I just watched the episode of this is us where jack dies and ive been inconsolably crying for the last hour and i feel like i need therapy now. My heart has never been this crushed and ive never cried from start to finish over an episode. Im not okay. Oh, thats nice. Jack died on my 18th birthday. [ laughter ] i will have hate my birthday, but now every year im going to add more crying because im going to mourn the death of a fictional character. [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy and finally, i knew that was how he died. Why did you go back for that damn dog, jack . Im so angry. You missed your familys lives for that dog . Im heartbroken and its not even five minutes in. Yeah. Jimmy so what kind of reaction are you getting from people in person . A lot of people, they still they want a hug. They dont really ask me for advice but they want that paternal knowing that things are okay. A lot of people walk up to me and theyll want to share their story. Theyre like, ill tell you my story. Jimmy like. Today i was at lunch and the manager of the restaurant walked up and said can i tell you my story . She was on Maternity Leave and she just had this baby and she was bingeing the show and she was just sobbing. I was like why would you binge this show . Its not one of these shows you binge. But then she was just relating the experience of having a baby and being a new parent to what i was going through. Like thats one end of the spectrum. Then the other end of the spectrum, which actually happened today as well, i was walking out of a parking garage. Yeah, this happens all the time. Its crazy. I was walking out of the parking garage and i was walking out and i hear [ screaming ] i turn around and theres this guy driving out like big broad smile. I love you, Jack Jack Jack so i walk over and i introduce myself. Hey, im milo. Oh, man, can we get a photo . Im like yeah, cool. And the guy was so excited im like man, ive got to get a photo for myself. I take a photo with this guy. His name is kawan. He says hes in music. I hand him back his camera, i take the photo. Im walking away. As im walking away, wait, wait, wait, wait, whats your real name . [ laughter ] and then i turn back around. Im like oh, milo. Hows it going . Jimmy its interesting. Its almost like being tom sawyer and going to your own funeral and watching these people sob even though its not you, this character has your face and your voice and all that stuff. Yeah. I cant escape it, man. Jimmy and we all knew you were dead since the beginning. Jimmy you can actually die every season. You realize that, right . You can be like kenny on south park. [ laughter ] the shows going to take a whole other turn, though. Jimmy piano hits you from the sky. Yeah. Jimmy well, its great to see you. Please give your dad my best. I will. Jimmy milo vent migga, everyothis is us returns february 27th. 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Im doing good. How are you . Jimmy im doing good. The last time you were here which was some time ago, we had an odd conversation. You said you were practicing witchcraft at the time. Are you still practicing witchcraft . I have some friends and we get together and make wishes. Which is actually one of the things thats in my movie thats coming out. Jimmy oh, its wishcraft you guys are practicing. Yeah. He with like to call ourselves witches just to feel kind of fun and cute. Jimmy i see. Youre not boiling frogs or anything. No. Were not really. But we were wishing for obama to be elected when i was on before. Jimmy and it happened. It happened. Jimmy did you guys forget to do a wish this time around . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we yeah. You also said at that time you had made a wish that you wanted a boyfriend who could koork, and then it worked. Yes. Jimmy did that work out with the boyfriend . No. Jimmy maybe you should have gone farther with the wish. Ive got to make some more wishes. Well, i wished to make this movie and it happened. Jimmy thats pretty cool. How do you go like when you decide i want to make a movie, whats the first besides writing a script, obviously, whats the first thing you do . I was going through a breakup, i was sad, and i was like i want to laugh at things that upset me. So i was writing all this stuff. Being a woman in hollywood is, you know its hard because its kind of sexist. So i was writing did you know what its like. Jimmy yeah. I started writing because i tried to make movies about women for a while and people were saying nobody cares about womens stories, if you want to get a movie made write about a man. Jimmy who says this . Lots of people say this to you. Jimmy interesting. I write this movie and i put everything down that makes me angry. Its coming out soon. And all the Sexual Harassment stuff came out. But my movie also has a Sexual Harassment plot. Jimmy oh, it does. Yeah. Jimmy so this worked out great for you. Sexual harassment worked out great for me. No. Jimmy so is it based on something that really happened . Ive been harassed a lot. I kind of combined a lot of harassment into one its bad dating, harassment, sexism jimmy will the people whose stories you tell, will the people who are involved in them recognize those stories as part of their lives and go, ooh, boy . Maybe. But i feel like some of the guys that are getting on these charges, theyre like i never did that. Do they really not think they did that . Jimmy i have no idea. [ laughter ] also, there are a lot of them. Some maybe, some maybe not. I dont have any idea. But do you think that like this will affect future relationships when they see youve made a movie about your past relationships. Theyd be scared to date me then. Jimmy yeah. You want to come off as the hero in the movie. Or maybe they just treat you differently in a way. Maybe. Jimmy it was a low budget thing. I know that. And did you have to call upon friends for favors . I had so many favors. I was just begging the whole time. Begging, begging. One of the things i did was our production designer came to my house and i just said take all my furniture you need because she didnt have a lot of money. She took like my furniture and my chairs and my lamps and my art and my bed spraerd. Youll see it in my movie. Jimmy so thats all your own stuff . Not everything. But theres a lot. Jimmy thats kind of fun, right . To see your own i remember when i was a kid on family ties they had the same plates we had. We got them from saving up receipts from the supermarket. We were like those are our plates, they have the same plates. Its so cool. I loved that show. [ applause ] jimmy and now you have you can say those are actually my plates. Thats my couch in that scene. Theres a bedspread thats my bedspread. Yeah. Jimmy how about castingwise . Your friends are in the film . A few friends are in the film. Molly shannons in the film. Shes great. Shes amazing. Johnny knoxville is amazing. Jimmy yes. A lovely man. And then theres a lot of just great actors that actually i didnt know before the film but now i just love them. Jimmy as far as you did the casting yourself for the movie . I did. Jimmy you did all of the stuff actuallyi knew chris delia as well. We werent Close Friends but i was i app fan. Jimmy i have an old headshot. I guess this is a headshot. Tell me when this was and what happened here. What . Jimmy how old are you in this picture . Oh, my god. I dont know. I was like 18 probably. Jimmy 18 years old. Already wearing mom jeans at 18. [ laughter ] no. Jimmy thats like a very hip outfit now, i think. Right . My hair was so poofy. It was all about poofy hair then. Jimmy yeah. Its like the barefoot hitchhiker look youve got going. I dont even know where you found that. Jimmy i dont know where we found it either. Actually, your production designer stole it from your house. [ laughter ] so do you remember being this age do you know another thing my production designer did . She bought stuff and then returned it. Jimmy oh, really . She bought stuff for the set, like all these lights, and then she brought it back to like the store she bought it from jimmy to what stores . Different stores. And theyd be like broken. Se shed be like, im returning, this i decided it wasnt right. Jimmy your production designer is literally a criminal. [ laughter ] thats kind of smart, though. Shes so cool, right . She saved us so much money buying this stuff and returning it. Jimmy you hear about that with the super bowl. Guys will go get a bigscreen tv and then theyll take home for super bowl sunday and then return it to the store and theyre like, yeah, we know exactly what you did. Its super bowl monday. [ laughter ] i mean, girls do that with dresses too. You can get a dress, you keep the pryingtag ice tag on, you k price tag and return it. Jimmy do you do that ever . Not recently. Jimmy my wife and her sister, they will wear the outfit and then if they dont get a compliment on it or if theres some minimum number of compliments, it will go back to the store. Which i dont want any part of. I feel like im going to get arrested for it somehow. You dont do that. Not now. I might have done it once. Jimmy who are the friends . Are they in the coven, the friends who are doing this . Well, it was a bunch of girlfriends and i would get together and we just would make wishes and we just would joke around and say were witches. If sounds fun. And then one of them was actually moby. Jimmy moby is a man, though. I know. Jimmy hes not a girlfriend. It would be all these girls and then moby. And then he gave us a bunch of music for the movie. Hes very sweet. Jimmy really . You saved a lot of money. Was it a bigger or smaller budget than boogie nights was a very low budget film. It actually wasnt that low budget. It is compared to superman or a huge studio movie but it isnt really low budget. Jimmy do you still have the roller skates from that movie . I do. Jimmy are they on display . I used to keep them in this alcove in my house as a special little thing. And then i thought maybe this is sad. So i put them in a closet. Jimmy no, its not sad. Why did you get the idea that it was sad . I dont know. Like is this weird . I have these roller skates on display. Then a girlfriend of mine has a dog. The dog died unfortunately. Its name was dirk diggler. She came to my house and took a picture of her dog with the roller skates. Jimmy you should have the roller skates and the dog on display. You i know. The dog is dead now. Jimmy well, listen, you can stuff those things. I vote for putting the roller skates back in the alcove. Well, congratulations on making your movie. Its called half magic. It opens in theaters february 23rd. Heather graham, everybody. Well be right back with kane brown. 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Here with the song heaven, kane brown [ cheers and applause ] this is perfect come kiss me one more time i couldnt dream this up even if i tried you and me in this moment feels like magic dont it im right where i wanna be everybodys talking about heaven like they just cant wait to go saying how its gonna be so good so beautiful lying next to you in this bed with you i aint convinced cause i dont know how i dont know how heaven heaven could be better than this i swear youre an angel sent to this world what did i do right to deserve you girl i could stay here forever id be fine if we never had to even leave this room everybodys talking about heaven like they just cant wait to go saying how its gonna be so good so beautiful lying next to you in this bed with you i aint convinced cause i dont know how i dont know how heaven heaven could be better than this mmmmm could be better than this everybodys talking about heaven like they just cant wait to go saying how its gonna be so good so beautiful lying next to you in this bed with you i aint convinced cause i dont know how i dont know how heaven heaven could be better than this mmm hmmmm could be better than this i swear this is perfect come kiss me one more time [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, all fight. Im Attorney Gloria Allred. A fierce advocate for equal rights, Attorney Gloria Allred opens up about the private pain that inspires her public activism. I was faced with the unfortunate choice of having an illegal, unsafe abortion. Reporter her decades of challenging powerful men that helped pave the way for todays me too movement. Plus, burning up the ice. Team usas adam rippon dazzling at the olympics, becoming the first openly gay athlete to compete for america in the winter games. Theres still sort of a taboo, that being gay means you are weaker. That is absolutely not the case