Published: 12/25/2020 10:00:22 PM
Modified: 12/25/2020 10:00:13 PM
The Marauder mascot unifies generations of Hanover graduates
It is with horror that I read the article that described how the Hanover High School council is considering transmogrifying our beloved Marauder mascot into a three-toed sloth (“What’s in a name? Hanover High council debating if it’s time to stop being Marauders,” Dec. 20). I was in the eighth grade at the Richmond Middle School in 1986 when this was last considered and I can assure you that it was a humorous joke then. It should be that now.
I strongly urge the council to face the simple truth that any three-toed sloth, given the choice, would much rather be a Marauder. What’s more fun? Plundering opposing teams for goals, looting them for points, pillaging them for baskets and raiding them for touchdowns, or moving very slowly while munching on twigs and berries? The answer is clear. Plus, for our woke friends concerned about inclusivity, marauding is an enjoyable activity open to everyone, regardless of race, creed, gender or sexual orientation.