Magic mike. I wish trump were my father. Froze my eggs in hope he would one day father my children. Smart jill. Just like smart to fire comey and let comey find out by watching tv. Im learning the following people have been fired. Congratulations sean spicer, ruth bader ginsburg. John mccain. Nikki haley. Chuck schumer. The white house guard dog that ate his big mack and jill news lady, me news good are you trumps wife . If youre a woman under 35, the answer might surprise you. Welcome to the late show with Stephen Colbert welcome Danny Mcbride, Jane Krakowski and musical guest metallica, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape fromhe t ed sullivan theater iw city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause fast. applause heres the deal. When kislyak and lavrov is that his name in the Oval Office Last week, trump apparently went off script and began describing details about an Islamic State terrorist threat. That is unbelievable. Trump has a script . laughter i dont believe that for a minute. I need intel on that. Yeah, i need that, too. Stephen the information is so sensitive, the article cant describe in detail what was shared, but one official said, this is codeword information. Code word means like the vital aspects of the story have to be replaced with other words. You have to say things like the package has been delivered. The squirrel is in the basket. The idiot is in the oval. laughter applause it could mean anything. We dont know what that means. We dont know what that means. Jon yeah, yeah. Stephen im guessing were going to have a lot more on that story tomorrow. But the other big story continues to be trumps firing of f. B. I. Director james comey. Every day, we learn more and understand less. Right now, everyones buzzing about a dinner the two shared shortly after the inauguration, when trump asked comey to pledge his loyalty to him. James, i thought wed start with a caesar salad, then the flank steak, then, for dessert, two delicious scoops of undermining the integrity of the f. B. I. laughter applause people close to comey say he refused to pledge his loyalty but, instead, promised the president his honesty. But trump pressed on, asking for comeys, honest loyalty. Thats the art of the deal. Okay. I want loyalty, you want honesty. Lets meet in the middle at loyesty. laughter applause but this weekend trump cleared the whole thing up on fox news. People suggest that the question, apparently, the New York Times is selling, that you asked comey whether or not you had his loyalty was possibly inappropriate. Could you see how no i dont think, i read that article. I dont think its inappropriate, number one did you ask that question . No, no, i didnt, but i dont think it would be a bad question to ask. Stephen your honor, i did not burn down that hospital, but i dont think it would be a bad hospital to burn down. laughter it looks perfectly flammable and my friends, the flames, would dance for me. laughter piano riff applause we dont know what got said at the dinner, but trump claims comey also said trump wasnt under investigation. And to make sure comey zips the old tooth purse, trump tweeted this threat on friday james comey better hope that there are no tapes of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press that would be huge. It would be the first time a leaked tape ever made donald trump look good. laughter nobody knows how widespread this alleged taping is. Is he recording Staff Members . Visiting heads of state . Is there a bootleg of ted nugent live in the oval office . laughter id buy that. Jon that would be nice. He might sound good on that. Im interested. Stephen wango tango applause and while its an insane thing for the president to threaten, its crazier that we dont know if it really happened. On friday, sean spicer was asked a simple yes or no question is the president recording his conversations . The president has nothing further to add on that. Why did he say that . Why did he tweet that . What should we interpret from that . As i mentioned, the president has nothing further to add on that. Are there recording devices in the oval office or in the residence . As ive said for the third time, there is nothing further to add on that. Does he think its appropriate to threaten someone like mr. Comey not to speak . I dont think thats, thats not a threat. He simply stated a fact. The tweet speaks for itself. Im moving on. Stephen its a good thing that tweet speaks for itself because sean spicer certainly doesnt. laughter applause moving on. piano riff well, for some reason, the press corps just wouldnt take no answer for an answer, and today someone asked spicer about potential congressional subpeonas. I think i made it clear last week that the president has hunter. Wait, wait, sean, does that mean that the president will deny the requests . I think, i said, i was very clear that we the president would have nothing further on that last week. Youre describing a situation in which the president would defy the legislative branchs request, thats what youre saying. I understand that. Alexis, i made it clear what the president s position is on that issue. Stephen sean, just because something happened three days ago doesnt mean reporters arent allowed to keep talking about it. I mean, bachelor couple ben and lauren just broke up today, and im going to be processing that for months. So the press kept pressing. Why wont you just explain whether or not there are recordings . I think the president has made it clear what his position is. Thats not my question. So why wont you explain . I understand that, but thats what the president s position is. So, given you refuse to confirm or deny any of this, how is any senior official supposed to feel comfortable having a conversation privately with the president . As ive said, hallie, the president has made it clear what his position is. Look, we know hes screwing the country over here, but he hasnt made it clear what his position is. Is it missionary . Doggiestyle . cheers and applause rif piano riff why did you have to do that . cheers and applause sounds like hes pulling a reverse constitutional. laughter point is, the entire week has been a messaging disaster. And sources say trump is frustrated and angry at everyone and that hes considering a huge reboot. Yeah, its yet another 70s reboot watergate 2 resign harder. This summer, he is a crook. cheers and applause jon got two peace signs. Thats strange. Stephen to be fair, nixon at laughter but, on saturday, trump sat down with fox news jeanine pirro, hoping she could come up with an explanation. Are you moving so quickly that your Communications Department cannot keep up with you . Yes. Thats true. Stephen hardhitting interview. Jon thats a hardhitting one, brother. Stephen are you so great at being president that no one knows what the hell is happening . She continued. Stephen what do we do with that. We just dont have press conferences. Stephen you dont mean that. Just dont have them, unless we have them every two weeks and i do them myself. Stephen oh, sir, please dont do your own press conferences. applause stephen theyre always such fountains of eloquence and bassians of dignity. What would we talk about . Of course, no press conferences might mean no sean spicer, but sort of. You know sean spicer. He is a wonderful human being. Hes a nice man. Is he your press secretary today and tomorrow . Yeah, he is. Will he be there tomorrow . He is. Well, hes doing a good job, but he gets beat up. Will he be there tomorrow . Yeah, well hes been there from the beginning. Stephen ok, hes firing sean spicer. laughter hes always been here jon mmhmm. Stephen luckily, that time sean spent in the bushes will come in handy next week when hes working at home depot. laughter i have to Say Something here donald trump, if youre watching, first of all, youre a bad president , please resign cheers and applause piano riff second of all, please, please, please dont take sean spicer from us. laughter where am i going to get my daily dose of veiled anger and condescension . Sarah Huckabee Sanders is okay, but she doesnt have that certain je ne sais whaaaa . cheers and applause weve a great show coming up. Danny mcbride is here. When we return. Stick around. 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Her mothers day sucked this year. laughter im excited about metallica jon oh, right applause tomorrow, we have a very special appearance on this show by mr. Bra brad pittt audience reacts that was my reaction w i they said, he does dont these things. No, hes coming. Im going to work out a fair amount between now and tomorrow. I dont want to be outmanned by brad pitt. Jon got to get your voice back. Stephen yeah, got to get that back. You know who else had a good weekend, donald trump. Jon oh. Stephen yeah. Over the weekend, trump gave a commencement speech at liberty university. Thats a first for him. Trump university speeches are usually given as depositions. applause thats a solid joke. And it wouldnt be a trump speech if he didnt start by bragging about how many people showed up to see him. The inspiring legacy that we see all around us in this great stadium this is a beautiful stadium and it is packed. Im so happy about that. I said, how are you going to fill up a place like that . it is packed, jerry. Stephen does everything with this guy have to be about crowd size . Of course, that stadium was packed with graduates. Its graduation laughter i dont want to burst your bubble, but youre the opening act for a piece of paper. laughter and trump had some solid, generic words of wisdom. Remember this, nothing worth doing ever, ever, ever came easy. Stephen great advice from a guy who just got an honorary degree. laughter and he had some sage advice for the graduates as they step into the adult world. A small group of failed voices, who think they know everything and understand everyone, want to tell everybody else how to live and what to do and what to think. But you arent going to let other people tell you what you believe, especially when you know that youre right. We dont need a lecture from washington on how to lead our lives. Stephen right. Now enjoy this lecture from the president , whos in from washington today, on how to lead your lives. laughter applause thats fair. Jon yeah, hes telling em. Stephen then trump wrapped things up with a graduatelevel demonstration of how to pad a speech by rambling about the football schedule with University PresidentJerry Falwell junior. Just wait until the world hears the football teams youll be playing on your schedule starting next season. President falwell gave me a list of some of those schools, the ones youre going to be playing 2018. Would you like me to read the names, just came out . Umass. Virginia. Auburn jerry, are you sure you know what youre doing . Rutgers. Old dominion. Brigham young. Army. I might be at that game. Who am i supposed to root for . Tell me. I dont know. s i dont know, jerry. Im have to think about that one, jerry. Buffalo. Troy. Virginia tech. Oh, no, jerry, ole miss. And wake forest. Those are really top schools. Stephen whats that, jerry . I have to keep talking . Okay. Heres a list of football teams youre not playing next year. Ohio state, michigan, the new England Patriots that would be crazy, right jerry . Who would we root for if we did that . What else we got here, this weeks lunch menu mac n cheese, tater tots, carrot coins love that, jerry im now going to guess what all your names are. Is there a bill . A william . A willard . Is there a jerry . I know theres a jerry. Dont tell jerry, jerry. Its crazy. Its crazy. But be good. Do good stuff. laughter but at least the president provided a moment of hope for the future. There may very well be a president or two in our midst. Anybody think theyre going to be president , raise your hand. Stephen great anyone willing to start today . laughter band playing well be right back with Danny Mcbride. cheers and applause we are told the pyramids were built to be tombs. What was that . But the truth is. Theyre prisons. Theres writing on the mummys coffin. A warning of plagues. 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Weve got company hat . eve got company, other side of the ship open the door hold tight im starting my climb hold on ahhh stephen please welcome Danny Mcbride cheers and applause band playing cheers and applause stephen that was fantastic. That was fantastic. Its a little funny space comedy. Stephen yeah. Just like the normal stuff i do. Stephen ive got a little cold today. You want a little of this action. laughter im such a big fan of yours, i cant believe im here. Stephen really . Im a huge fan of yours. I saw you in tropic thunder. I thought, who is that . Pineapple express. I have a bone to pick with you about vice principals. Tell me about it. Stephen vice principals shoots in charleston, south carolina, in the county, and you just moved and bought a house in charleston. I did. Stephen thats my town. I know, thats why i moved there. I did this to orchestrate a friendship between you and i. Stephen im up for it. Im game, too. This is going to work out petl work. Stephen who sold you on me and what sit about charleston, the town . I just fell in love with it and when we scouted that location for vice principals, we were trying to figure out when we were going to shoot the show. I got on the plane and heard someone call pi name and it was bill murray and he spent the whole ride telling me what an incredible city charleston was and how we should shoot our show there. Stephen so bill murray convinced you . He convinced me. Stephen hes not from charleston. But hes been there for a while. Stephen i understand, but im from charleston. Yeah. Stephen you have to clear this stuff with me. If you want to do this stuff in wilamet, illinois, where bill is you can ask him laughter total eclipse of 22nd of august, Something Like that, going allright over charleston. Well have to party. All the perks moving to this town. Stephen youre southern, you grew up in virginia. Spotslevainia, virginia. Stephen civil war battleground . I think it is the bloodiest ground in all of north america. There were so many civil war battles there. Yeah, it takes the record. It was very cool. Stephen how did you go from a kid in spotslevainia hanging out, causing trouble, how did you go from that to being the power house who is Danny Mcbride . How did you get into show business . Something i always ask myself. I loved movies when i was a kid. I would try to make them all the time. Stephen with your friends . With my friends. One of my friends had a video camera in sixth grade. It was our first film called stand by me ray broker, the kid whos dead in the first one, comes back as a zombie to kill all the kids who saw his dead body. Stephen to get revenge . Yeah. Stephen sounds like a stephen king story. Yeah, it was great. It was really fun. We got pretty wild with it. Everyone played a character. I was goredy. We were shooting my death scene and one of our older brothers had a car. I was, like, just come at me with the car, not at a fast speed, ill jump on to the hood and it will be fine. Just go slow. No, he just i literally got hit by a car, rolled off the hood and limped home for dinner. My mom is, like, why are you limping . Oh, just finishing the movie. laughter stephen did you get the shot . Of course. Stephen is there any chance this film would be available for people the to see some time . Im the only one with a copy and none laughter stephen you didnt break through till you were about 30 years old, right . About 28. Stephen what were you doing before . A plethora of things. A substitute teacher, bartender. Stephen you were a substitute teacher . Yeah. Stephen that would be fun. How often would you just put on brave heart and go, this is history . Every day. laughter then i went the los angeles, tried to up my game. I got a job at the holiday inn in burbank as the night manager. I thought i could write scripts stephen graveyard shift . Yeah, like when you come in at 11 00 at night. I was thinking how much action can a hotel see that late at night . Ill write scripts all night long. As soon as i got the job there, everyone was telling me how the top floor was haunted. The crystal view lounge, there was a ghost up there. I spent all my summon the ghost. I would take the elevator to the top floor and walk around the top floor. I was like, where are you . Reveal yourself to me laughter so for stephen did it work . Well, at one point, it did work. It never worked, then suddenly, one night, i was out there doing it, thinking, all right, im not going to see, the ghost is a lie, and i was if there kind of walking around, being kind of flippant about it, and then all of a sudden, just like everyone tells you, the temperature dropped, it got super cold and i felt, like, oh, theres definitely something in here right now. So i quickly turned, hauled as back to the elevator, feeling something is behind me. Get to the elevator. No one is on the floor except me because im an idiot and its all dark. I hit the elevator button, it opens, i get inside, it closes and then, bing it opened back up to a dark corridor and i was looking in there terrified, hitting the button to on the way down, every single floor, the elevator stopped and there was no one on any of them, and i quit soon after. laughter my time pretending to be Jack Nicholson is done. Stephen thats a lowrent shining. You would be surprised. Stephen youve always been the night manager. laughter okay. Ive got a bone to pick with you. Give it to me. Stephen about the alien covenant thing. Looking forward to it. Great cast, hearing great things, but this we already showed the clip of you and the alien trying to come through the windshield at you. Yeah, i did that for real. Stephen okay, but this clip of one of the teaser trailers, the music that you chose, or not you but the music chosen is really upsetting, i find. Almost heaven West Virginia blue Ridge MountainsShenandoah River country roads take me home to the place i belong stephen why . Why . Why . Ahhh laughter applause how dare you stephen why . Why . Why would you want to ruin a perfectly lovely song like that . Im sorry. Stephen its always been a memory with me driving around with my sister in 1969 in her boyfriends blue mustang convertible to that song and now forever i will only think of this. Stephen yeah, its been properly ruined for sure. Stephen danny, lovely to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, too. Stephen y charleston. Yeah. Stephen alien covenant, opens this friday, Danny Mcbride, everybody back with Jane Krakowski cheers and applause band playing Rickie Fowlers a professional golfer. When it comes to hitting perfect drives, nobody does it better. Hes also into oil painting. Looking good. But when it comes to mortgages, hes less confident. Fortunately for rickie, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. 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Swing and a miss slam dunk touchdown together sports cheers and applause band playing stephen give it up for the jazz cowboy cheers and applause thank you, sheriff ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is a Tony Awardwinning actress you know from 30 rock and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. cheers and applause just initial where it says uncontested and sign at the bottom. And then i can use this pen to apply to college. College . good for you i wish back before julian, i went for a year, ran out of money. Trump university. So pricks stephen please welcome Jane Krakowski cheers and applause i come bearing gifts. Stephen what do you have here . I heard you were under the weather so i ran and got you chicken soup when danny was on. Stephen you literally got me soup . The soup nazi is just a few blocks away. Stephen oh, wow enjoy stephen i just want to put on a snorkel and get in here. Nice to see you again. So good to see you. I need johns workout tape because backstage ready to come on, everybodys dancing and grooving. Now that i put ive got to work on a little bit. Stephen i havent heard about the trump ten. The freshman 15. Stephen i totally have the trump ten. Im stress eating all the time. Oh, hold on. Ill be right with you. I could gin out to that. Your music is amazing. Stephen well, thank you for this. Im definitely going to eat it. Happy belated mothers day. You have a son . I have a 6yearold boy named emmett. Stephen 6 is perfect. My mother used to say just when you get them all, great company, they can take care of themselves, hold a conversation, the school will be, orq, well take them now. Just when theyre perfect. Right when we can get them to work at home. Stephen really, they can make their bed and everything. Is he impressed to have a famous tv mom . Well, he definitely knows im on tv and he says my moms an actress but i dont know if he i think show business has worn off on him but perhaps maybe not the best fit. Stephen what do you mean . He was on a School Field Trip and there are always parent chaperones and one of them took out their camera, and my son went, oh, no paparazzi laughter yeah. Stephen and how did that go over . Hes not on the school web site. laughter stephen so he didnt have photos taken of him . He went like h this and got himself out of the photos. Mommys trained him that when you see people pull out a camera on the street that you walk away. laughter stephen you were a child star. I worked as a child. The best thing that actually happened to me is i was not a child star, i just got work. It encouraged me to keep going. Stephen you were a child actress. Great, super. Stephen lets edit out everything i said thats wrong. No, its not wrong, but attacked me. laughter i feel attacked. The soup. The soup softened me up and then the knife went right in. Im emotionally fragile right now, i have a cold. But would you recommend that your childhood to your own child . Oh, my gosh, i dont know. He hasnt shown the need for applause like i have applause stephen well, its easy to want it from such beautiful people. cheers and applause im sorry. Do go on. laughter im so ri. I interrupted you. Go on. You were telling a fascinating story of your childhood. laughter does he want to go do it . Or would you let him go do it if he said, mom, go do it . I would if he showed an extreme interest. Stephen extreme interest. Mmhmm. Well, i dont know. He went on his first red see the opening of willi willy a and the Chocolate Factory which i love for kids, it was great. He bought a suit for the first time. He knew he was going to walk the red carpet. He was a little shy then he got comfortable with it. Somebody said, can we get a solo shot of your mom . He said, yeah, only if i get a solo shot, too. He might be ready. Stephen cut that guy loose in hollywood, hell be fine. laughter this is the first time ive had you on since weve had a new president. I knew you were in starlight express, but what i didnt know is it gave you access to this historic american figure. Whats going on . Thats you right there, and that guy just gave away state secrets to the russians. laughter how did this photo come about . What is happening . We were brought to the skating rink here in new york stephen trump made himself a name by getting it done. Exactly. But its weird. We were at an ice skating rink and we were in a show about roller skating. Does he know the difference between the two of those things, the question . I was only 17, so i wasnt even able to vote at that time, but, i dont know, he didnt eye me up at all or stephen he didnt eye you up . He didnt chat you up or anything . No. Stephen well, im surprised because this is may any. Yeah. Stephen this is not you. I actually thought this was a picture of you when it was brought to me. Thats marla maples, thats his second wife. Yes, who is the person i am most misrecognized for. Stephen people think youre her and she is you . It depends on whats happening when i get recognized for marla maples, but this past year somebody recognized me for her. So thats a thing. laughter stephen yes. Available now or just this friday . This friday stephen lovely. Its a fan tarks tremendous show. Congratulations. Oh, youre so sweet. Stephen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season three on netflix this gri. Jane krakowski, everybody. Back with a performance by metallica cheers and applause sta band playing enjoy two grilled favorites your choice of two sides like unlimited fries all from just 12. 99. Only at applebees. Got a minute . New aveeno®. R you. Positively radiant® 60 second in shower facial. Works with steam to reveal. Glowing skin in just one minute. 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Yeah, looks like were staying here tonight. Limearita. Make it a margarita moment. Limearita. Does your makeup remover every kissproof,ff . Cryproof, stayproof look . Neutrogena® makeup remover does. It erases 99 of your most stubborn makeup need any more proof than that . Neutrogena. Me to listen carefully. Im ralph northam,aught and when survivors of the Virginia Tech shooting asked me to support an assault weapons ban and close the gun show loophole, i took on the fight. I saw what those weapons can do as an army doctor during the gulf war. Now, im listening carefully to donald trump, and i think hes a narcissistic maniac. Whatever you call him, were not letting him bring his hate into virginia. Stephen my next guests have sold over 110 million albums. Here performing, now that were dead ladies and gentlemen, metallica cheers and applause when darkness falls may it be that we should see the light when reaper calls may it be that we walk straight and right when doubt returns may it be that faith shall permeate our scars then may it be that we not deviate our cause all sinners, a future all saints, a past beginning, the ending return to ash now that were dead, my dear we can be together now that were dead, my dear we can live forever when all is pain may it be its all weve ever known when flame consumes may it be it warms our dying bones when loss has won may it be its you im madly fighting for when kingdom comes may it be thwe walk right through all sinners, a future all saints, a past beginning, the ending return to ash now that were dead, my dear we can be together now that were dead, my dear we can live forever all sinners, a future all saints, a past beginning, the ending return to ash now that were dead, my dear we can be together now that were dead, my dear we can live, we can live forever return to ashes, shed this skin beyond the black, we rise again we shall ve cheers and applause stephen thats what im talking about their album, hardwired. To selfdestruct is out now metallica everybody well be right back. cheers and applause Republican Leaders are trying to do this to Affordable Health care. Im Tom Perriello and in congress i voted for obamacare because it was wrong that a million virginians werent covered while Insurance Companies held all the power. Now im running for governor because its wrong that most virginia incomes havent gone up in 20 years. Together, we can stop donald trump, raise wages and build an economy that works for everyone. In virginia. [doorbell] when you have doctors working as a team for your health, you get the care you need to help you thrive. Visit kp. Org to learn more. cheers and applause piano riff stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when ill be joined by brad pitt for a special appearance. Now stick around for james corden and his guests harry styles and aaron taylorjohnson. 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