Host, thanks for watching, thanks for coming. Were glad you made it. Today, as you just heard, is tax day in the united states. Which is unusual. Tax day normally falls on april 15th traditionally. But they moved it this year because the 15th was a saturday. I think its illegal to make people do math on saturdays. So we got three more days to do them. I will say i was thinking about this day. Its weird that the government more or less just trusts us to tell them how much we owe them. A restaurant wouldnt do that. They audit less than 1 in 100 people get audited. I figured, the odds are pretty good, i decided to claim guillermo as a dependant this year. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo yeah, yeah jimmy really. Really. By the way, if anyone asks you call me papa, okay . Guillermo okay, papa jimmy thank you very much. I used to do my own taxes. For years i would save all the receipts, log all my miles on my car. Every time i bought something id figure out some angle. Oh this hamster stage, its clearly a business expense, i might try to write a movie about hamsters or something. But it would take me forever to itemize everything. Then when i added it all up i never had enough so id just take the standard deduction anyways, all wasted time. Then i hired an accountant which is counter intuitive because all throughout school, youre not allowed to pay a nerd to do your homework for you. [ laughter ] then you become an adult and thats exactly what you do. Accountants must hate us and the month of april so much. I bet theres a party going on at h r block right now like you would not believe. [ laughter ] President Trump is refusing to release his tax returns for 2016. Its become kind of a tradition for him now to not release them. I think they figured out why the president doesnt want us to see his tax returns, why hes keeping them secure. Hes planning a party for us and he wants them to be a surprise. [ laughter ] hes going to put them all in a pinata and give us each a stick. The president was interviewed on fox and friends this morning. As you know, our relationship with north korea is especially tense right now. And one way or another, donald trump is going to do something about that. Just as soon as he figures out that kim jongun and his father, kim jongil, are two different people. I dont want to telegraph what im doing or what im thinking. Im not like other administrations where they say, were going to do this in four weeks and that doesnt work that way. Well see what happens. I hope things work out well. I hope theres going to be peace. But you know, theyve been talking with this gentleman for a long time, you read clintons book, he said, oh, we made such a peace deal, it was a joke. Different things over the years with president obama. Everybody has been outplayed, all outplayed by this gentleman. Jimmy does he really not know when bill clinton was president , kim jongun was 16 years old . [ laughter ] he was that kid. [ cheers and applause ] it looked like he pimps out online at the supremes store. Theres a 50 50 chance we might accidentally bomb south korea if were not careful. To be fair there are a lot of kims out there. As a service to our president i thought wed make it clear. This is kim jongil. He is very dead. This is kim jongun. He is still alive. And this is lil kim. She has nothing to do with any of it, leave her alone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its confusing. Unless the president maybe the president knows something we dont. Maybe kim jongil isnt dead. Maybe he figured out some kind of youth serum like benjamin butun. It was a busy weekend in north korea. The north korean military, they attempted to launch a missile this weekend, the launch didnt go well. Good news for the maneating crocodiles that live under the trap door in kim jonguns bedroom. Saturday in pyongyang they had a military parade to celebrate what would have been kim jonguns grandfathers 105th birthday. Look at this, it was a major show of force. They do not screw around over there. I guess the point of this is to inspire North Koreans and to scare everyone else. And it works. It is a little bit scary. Ill say this, if you change the music theyre marching to . Its not scary at all. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the kim jongunbot. At home the Trump Administration has decidedn unlike the obama administration, they will not release the white house visitor logs. This is a list of people who come to visit the president. It was a matter of public record. It will no longer be a matter of public record. Which im sure is fine. Its hike when your teenage son borrows your laptop, when you get it back he cleared the browser history. Not suspicious at all. [ laughter ] you have to wonder if Trump Supporters are concerned about this or really about anything he does. He does a lot of interesting things and no one seems to mind. We went on the street this afternoon, asked people who identify themselves as protrump about a list of individuals we told them visited the white house. Now none of these individuals are on the white house visitor logs, we assume. But that didnt stop people from weighing in in a white house guest edition of lie witness news. What do you think of the controversy surrounding President Trump keeping his visitor logs secret . Do you think the president should be allowed to meet with whoever he wants . Yes. In fact, from what i understand, that log has always been kept secret. Until obama came in, which he wanted to make it transparent. But of course he erased the names of the people that he didnt want anybody to see. Do you think its fine for donald trump to have met off the record with Bernie Madoff to get interesting tips on how to make lucrative gains in the Financial Markets . I feel anybody with experience in that department is always has good hindsight on things, im sure he can take what he can take from it, hopefully develop the country better from it. Why do you think President Trump has decided to meet with Casey Anthony to discuss child endangerment . Shes probably learned from her mistakes or learned something because she went through it. Do you think President Trump meeting with Joseph Stalin in the oval office could help improve u. S. russia relations . Probably. How come . Hes got something up his sleeve. Are you surprised by Donald Trumps choice to make dr. Bill cosby the czar of prescription drugs . Well, he has had a lot of controversial people that hes picked, you know. Carson and all that also. So i mean, as long as theyre vetted properly and go through all the proper channels that they need to go through, i think thats probably fine. Whoever the doctor is he picks. Do you have any issue with donald trump meeting with jared of subway to discuss Healthy Lifestyle choices for americans . Not at all. Not at all. Do you think jareds background as a sexual predator should be taken into account . Or do you think let bygones be bygones, hes served his time . I think hes served his time. Here in california i understand when youre convicted youre not supposed to be able to vote but theyre letting people vote from in jail. Why do you think President Trump met with Charles Manson to get his take on the mind of a serial killer . Probably just to dissect his mind, see what his thoughts and his processes were, this way we can make our Law Enforcement better from it. Get into the mind of a criminal. Do you support President Trump secretly meeting with Charles Manson to help keep america safe by getting inside the mind of a serial killer . I think if anyone knows about that, then yeah, you should certainly find people that have a lot of experience in doing things like that. So if you need to have, you know you need to have firsthand knowledge, then maybe thats somebody who should who should have a chance to help out our country and our president and stuff like that. Do whaung about donald trump saying nobody has more firsthand knowledge about killing than Charles Manson, hes the man for the job . If he is the man for the job, maybe he should be given a chance. He has done a lot of Different Things for our country in the past. Hopefully now hell able to serve at a higher level. Do you think its inappropriate that donald trump let john willings booth sleep in the lincoln bedroom . Or let bygones be bygones . Its an interesting matter. At the same time john willings booth slept in the with trump . That i wasnt aware of. In the lincoln bedroom. No i dont have an pin yore. Opinion. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. 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Welcome back to the show. Katherine heigl, rob delaney, and music from dreamcar is on the way. This will either amaze or depress you, it will be a good test. Two men from new york set the Guinness World record for nonstop Virtual Reality viewing. They sat in their apartment bingewatching whatever with those vr headsets on. For 50 hours straight. Just sat there. Like that. They stayed like that for two full days. Their apartment was robbed twice, they dont even know it. [ laughter ] what an achievement. You cannot contain the human spirit. [ laughter ] next up, theyre working on the record, trying to set the record for most time spent without girlfriends and i wish them a lot of luck. United airlines is making some changes. Apparently something happened last week with one of their passengers. I dont know what it was. My wifi was down. Did you hear about anything . United is changing their policy to appease angry customers. They say crew members will no longer be allowed to displace passengers once those passengers have been seated on the plane. Theyll still be allowed to sit on your lap during the flight. But they wont be allowed to take your seat. Once your butt touches the seat, you even it. Like a wet foot dry foot cube kind of thing. If they decide to take your seat 60 minutes before you board the plane, thats still okay. They reserve the right to give your seat to one of their employees. That was their announcement. What kind of a solution . Like if you went to the hospital and the nurse kicked you out of the bed whenever she felt like taking a nap. We did give you an hours notice, its okay. Uniteds been trying to stay out of the spotlight but they started running a new commercial today. I think they might also have to get rid of their celebrity spokesman. Were United Airlines. We work hard to get you safely so your destination and thats why we you know what . No. No, i cant do this anymore. Because i know what its like to get bumped. Trust me, ive been getting bumped from jimmys show the last eight years and it takes a toll. Were people, dan admit, we deserve to be treated with dignity, not told night after night, oh, theres somebody more important so take a hike. No, its time to stand up hey. What are you doing . Jimmy we need the seat. What do you mean you need this seat . Im doing a voiceover for your company. Jimmy we need your cooperation, we need the seat. What do you mean, sir . Im matt damon. Ow, get your hands off me ow jimmy hi, im jimmy kimmel. Inviting you to come fly the friendly skies. You people are animals aah, aah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy in some cases, some people deserve to get bumped. And ill probably get fired for that too. A new number one movie over the weekend, did you see the fate of the furious . No . Apparently [ applause ] dont lie. I couldnt care less, really. Anyway, the movie set a record for the biggest worldwide opening ever. It made 532 million this weekend. I believe this is the 28th film in the fast and furious franchise. Whenever theres a big movie like this, we ask our friend yehya to refriend it for us because he loves movies and he has nothing to do, so here he is, this is yehya talking about the fate of the furious. Hi, its me, yehya. Im talking about the movie the new movie, summer movie. Behind me is fat of that fourson. That movie like for the car action, car, dont like move they make like the movie, you know. Driver normal. You see the sign, the sign . Go slowly. You ready . No ones ready for this. That and the movie van de. Zer, i got picture of him, nice guy. Van deezel shave his hair, he look like kojak and yul brine, his hair too. Hes in the move trouble eggs. Hes in the movie also babysitter for the kids. The blond lady, shes in that movie, shes like bad lady in the movie. Charlie franco. Shes in the movie also, like da car, like mel gibson long time. The roracris, i got a picture of him. Whats the bald guy, terrence capso. And stamis, the english guy. He do all the movie with the gun, action movie. The rock also in the movie. Hes so nice guy. And wenson, hes in movie like mummiya. The little africanamerican guy. I think martin lewis. The movie control international. Hes in the movie hes got the teeth from the kids. Hes in the movie the bay and the gay. I dont see the movie with mark wubba. Its in tv show, its called balls. The name of the movie . The fat of that foursauce april 14. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think we set a new record. Thank you, yehya. Tonight on the show, music from dreamcar, rob delaney is here, and well be right back with Katherine Heigl. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by chegg, a smarter way to student. Ima wade, ima waveh the waters tell the tide, dont move Freedom Freedom i cant move freedom, cut me loose Freedom Freedom where are you . 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And on thursday, magic johnson, Gabourey Sidibe and music from dua lipa. Our first guest saved too many lives to count as izzy stevens on greys anatomy, her new movie is called unforgettable. You only get one mother. I only want what is best for us. Dont ever forget that. Now if julia insists on sending you home with such tangled hair, im sorry, sweetheart. Were going to have to fix the problem once and for all. Jimmy unforgettable opens in theaters friday. Please say hello to Katherine Heigl [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Good to see you. Good to see you. Hello [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Takes a village. Jimmy its hard to believe, you had a baby not so long ago. I did, yeah, four months ago. Jimmy wow. Unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you had a boy. I did. Jimmy my wife is very pregnant. I know, congratulations. Jimmy thank you very much. Weve decided not to find out. Thats so admirable, i couldnt do that. Ten weeks into pregnancy, i was like, tell me right now and they did. Jimmy did you have a name before your son was born . I didnt, which makes me want to know all that weird. I couldnt come up with a name for ages, i dont know why. I struggled with it. Jimmy its hard, its a big decision. Its a big decision and you dont want to fail this child with the wrong name. I dont know. My husband i think joshua is a beautiful name. Jimmy your husband is josh. Joshua bishop kelly. I just thought, thats a beautiful name. One night i broached it with hit. How do you feel about a junior . And he in the past had said he hates that idea, he would never be that guy. I just couldnt i wasnt finding something that i was responding to. And he went, oh, i love that, that would mean a lot to me. And i was like [ laughter ] maybe had i known that nine months ago i would have had a name sooner, you know . Jimmy its an interesting thing. There are a lot of theres a lot of ramifications of naming a child after the father. There are. Jimmy rarely do you ever see a child named after the mother. Thats true. Though i did give my middle daughter my middle name. I named my oldest after my mother and sister. Thats yes wanted this one to have joshs family, joshs name. But i dont want him to be a joshie or a junior or a j. J. J. J. s all right, its all right. Jimmy unfortunately the kids are going to decide, other kids are going to decide what hes called. Probably. Probably ahole, i dont know. Jimmy it could be the meanest combination of whatever you can find. Are you still living in utah . I am, yes. We flew in today. Jimmy you have a lot of animals . I do. I wish i could tell you exactly how many. That sounds awful. Jimmy you have that many animals . On a ranch, not at our house. I do have seven dogs at the house. That sounds like a lot . [ laughter ] it feels like normal to me. Jimmy snow white and the seven dogs. So wow, seven dogs is a lot. Then we have i think nine horses and two donkeys and two goats and a pig named ham met. I dont know how many cats. A lot of barn cats. Jimmy and the kids love the animals i assume . Yeah, they do. Jimmy you dont have kids with allergies or anything like that . I hope not because theyre going to have to find a new home. [ laughter ] jimmy so push comes to shove yeah. The kids go. Jimmy the kids are out, sorry, guys. Jimmy did you bring your baby here with you . I did, he is at the hotel right now and i felt like i whirlwind out of there, see ya, fella jimmy you did, yeah. Hes good. Jimmy did you work while you were pregnant . I did, i worked the whole nine months. You know. It was a challenge. Not because the pregnancy was hard, it was actually relatively easy for me. I credit my peasant stock. [ laughter ] jimmy did you give birth in a field . Basically. In utah. On a ranch. With nine horses. But no, he you know where i was going, i lost my train of thought. Jimmy you were talking about the baby. Then you were in a field and the baby came out. You were working. On work, thats right. Well, speaking of a field. So we were in offices, playing a lawyer, we had to hide it the whole time. It would not have made any sense that my character was pregnant. Jimmy i see. So it was a lot of jimmy how did you hide it . Carrying a basket . A lot of files. File cabinets. Then high desks. Then by the end when i looked at a macys day parade float, they used extras that were shorter than me. I would talk over their heads and i would walk like this and they would walk like this. Then id quickly try to jimmy did the extras know why they were selected . Did they know what their purpose was . Yes. So that would have been amazing if no one told them and they didnt know why they were walking in front of me. Jimmy that would have been good. That would have been how it went around here. I know you have the premiere of your movie tonight across the street. And you started acting how old were you when you started acting . My first film i was 11. Jimmy 11 years old. So this is from, and correct me if im wrong, i think this is your first red carpet premiere, under siege 2, steve van segal. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good times. What do you think steven said in that moment . Jimmy oh, i would love to know. Id love to know too, i have no recollection. [ laughter ] jimmy is there anything he said during the shooting that sticks out for you . Segalwise . He seems very quotable. Yeah. Probably. Well, my favorite was that the last day of filming again, i had just turned 16 on this movie. He said, ive got girlfriends your age. And i said, isnt that illegal . And he said, they dont seem to mind. And i said, mom . [ laughter ] applause plautds [ applause ] jimmy steven, i love ya. Jimmy that brings us to this photograph. Oh my god. Jimmy this was taken that very day. Oh my god. Jimmy steven was mom . [ laughter ] jimmy thats not million. You cant see with the big sunglasses. Jimmy he was getting his handprints not just in the cement over there. He was getting his handprints all over you. Im sure it looks worse than it was. I have no recollection of that moment. I think we know why, i blocked it. Jimmy what is the movie about . You play a crazy woman i do. Well, yes, i play a woman whos become very unhinged. I suppose shes always been. But shes contained it for a long time. She is now divorced. This man she loves is moving on. And hes met a new woman hes not only dating but engaged to she just cant deal with that. Jimmy what does josh say, your husband, when he sees you in a movie like this . Does it make him nervous . Theres a lot of highpitched givingling. Ha ha ha but shes scary ha ha ha youre such a good actor, honey jimmy you have a fight with rosario dawson. I do. Jimmy when youre fighting with another actress, does it become weird . Is it uncomfortable afterwards . No, its kind of in the moment its really intense and fun. We dont get i dont get to do that very much as an actress, i dont get to do big fight scenes. It was really kind of fun and freeing. Then they call cut and youre worried, wu okay . Yeah, hug it out. You want to make sure your fellow actor, like i didnt hurt you, did i . Jimmy like iron man and captain america probably dont do that. Yeah. Like cut and yo, bro, did i get you there, sorry. Jimmy will the baby be coming to the premiere with you . No, he will not. He is sleeping i hope. Jimmy have fun over there. Look out for steven seagal. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Katherine Heigl, everyone. Unforgettable opens friday. Well be right back na® hydro boost hydrating tint. The first water Gel Foundation for a refreshed look like never before. With hyaluronic acid it plumps and quenches. Delivers natural, flawless coverage that treats skin to 24 hours of hydration. 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Jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. Great to see you. Jimmy i saw the First Episode of your third season of catastrophe. Its very, very funny. Thank you. Jimmy explain what the show is about for those who dont know. Seems to me youre trying to convince people not ever to get married or have children. Is that correct . No, its not at all. Im married in real life, i have kids and i love it. But in the show, yeah, i play an american advertising executive from boston. I go to london on a trip. I meet an irish teacher played by Sharon Horgan who i write the show with. We have intercourse for one week. Then she gets pregnant. When we find out, since were not little kids, we decide to have the baby and become a family. And then terrible things happen. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, a lot of terrible how many kids . In real life i have three boys. Jimmy three boys. 6, 4, and 2. Jimmy theyre young too, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My house is like a zoo on the outskirts of town thats been forgotten. Its just a nightmare. Jimmy are you now because i remember a few years back you were moving to london to shoot this show. Yes. Jimmy it was like you were moving there just to do the show. Yes. Jimmy now technically do you live in london . I 100 live there. I just remembered this before i came on. We i told you i was moving to london you sent me an email, probably the longest email id ever received, all your favorite restaurants in london. Ive been there three years and weve not checked them all off. Maybe 40 left. Jimmy good reviews . Theyre wonderful. Jimmy im a little bit ocd. When i say late bit i mean a lot. Im glad youre eating. People think the food in london is bad but its not. Apparently it used to be now its not. The Global Capital and the food is amazing. Do you like living there . Love it, yes. Jimmy do your sons like living there . They really do. Jimmy do they go to Buckingham Palace . Yeah, from time to time. We ride double decker buses everywhere. Jimmy for real . Absolutely. Theyre little boys so they love it. Since i moved, its still new to me, so i still love riding them. If you go to the doctor, they have nhs. If you go to the doctor and say, somethings wrong with they, me fix it. Not like here, were going to need your mothers atm pin code and were going to do a retinal scan and figure out give us all your bank account numbers. They just fix you. Its not free, you pay with your taxes, but its amazing. Its kind of free . You dont pay when youre there so you gorget you pay for it. Jimmy like going on a cruise, its allinclusive. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you can get whatever disease you want. Yeah. I wake up, im sad, ill go to a doctor. [ laughter ] jimmy as an american you endorse their Health Care System . Oh, like crazy. Jimmy really . Absolutely, yeah. Jimmy were included . Like if i were to go over there just go, yeah, yeah. Jimmy they wouldnt say, well 82 uh got to pay us, youre from a different country . They are supposed to. But they would forget. Honestly. Jimmy really . Its so not in their dna. Here, i might need an mri on your knee, and physically you get a stomachache, because you cant pay for it even if you have insurance. Over there, yeah, its fine. Do both this one hurts . Well do body, thats fine. Jimmy thats amazing. Do they have dentists . Whats going on with the teeth . [ laughter ] okay, so they totally do. Jimmy they do. But it is correct, their teeth are kind of jimmy is that not included . It is included. I dont understand why. Because that administer row type, i love living there, and their teeth are a mess. [ laughter ] jimmy what is the worst thing about living there . Okay, this is the worst part. We know it rains there, right . If you went and got rained on you wouldnt be shocked. You would be shocked that in the six months of the year, which is how long winter is there, the sun sets at 2 30 p. M. London, i didnt know this, its in the arctic circle. But its not freezing because the jet stream or gulf stream empties out there. So its warm but its in norway. So they need more sunlight. They need to fix that. Jimmy is it good if you want to put the kids to bed after lunch, seems like happilf of the year you can. The other half of the year theyre up until 11 00 p. M. Jimmy i lived in seattle at one time and it was similar to that. Kids would be playing at 10 30 at night because the sun was up. Thats nonsense. Jimmy its completely unacceptable. Your mom on the show was Carrie Fisher. Yeah. Jimmy the late great Carrie Fisher. She played you can clap if you want. [ applause ] now she was a writer as well. Did she help you write the show . I know you and sharon its funny. Because sharon and i are lovely people. Laugh li[ laughter ] but very despotic when it comes to the writers. Actors are like, why dont we sort of do this . Were like, why dont you do it the way we wrote it . Except to Carrie Fisher because shes funnier and smarter than anybody in the zip code. Shed do whatever she wanted and it was amazing. In the Second Season our kid has a christening party. She wandered around the back in other peoples shots, singing a song shed written that day about areoli, the doctor word for nipples. Its beautiful, its about nipples. Shes at a christening Walking Around doing it, like try to stop me. In the show, we kept it. Shes just amazing. Sounds like you had no choice, shes in the show. Your costar and cocreator Sharon Horgan, this is not something that could have happened 20 years ago, you met on twitter. Yeah. Jimmy something good came of twitter, the one good thing that came from twitter, yeah. Jimmy how did that happen . I was a fan, shed made amazing sitcoms in the uk. Jimmy right. And i was a fan of them. She happened to follow me on twitter because of some fart joke i wrote or something. I wrote a message, im crazy about you she was like, okay. Then gradually we became friends. And then after a while we decided to write a pilot together. Jimmy did you did decide before meeting each other . No, we met a couple times and our families met each other and stuff. I would go do standup in london, shed come over here and work on something. We sort of would cross paths. Just enjoyed each others senses of humor . And you say, id like to have a couple of tv babies with you . Just a couple. Jimmy thats unbelievable. The show is funny. The third season comes out april 28th. Amazon prime video. Rob claimmy, everybody, catastrophe. Be right back with dreamcar [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Katherine Heigl, rob delaney and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their selftitled album comes out may 12th, here with the song kill for candy, dreamcar [ cheers and applause ] i didnt leave a thing behind but you cant say i didnt try i didnt take a thing with me but please dont say youre left displeased miss you misunderstand me me i kill for candy id left before you said goodbye whats left to say beyond a lie whats on our tongues is less discreet before it dissolves its oh so sweet miss you misunderstand me me i kill for candy id left before you said goodbye whats left to say beyond a lie whats on our tongues is less discreet before it dissolves its oh so sweet miss you misunderstand me me i kill for candy let it dissolve on your tongue let me dissolve on your tongue miss you misunderstand me me i kill for candy ill always bleed youll never blush hear your heart well thats asking too much im ready to faint and youre not ready to touch but all of the dead girls love me stalking the beach threaten the sun whatever their tone beyond moribund bathing in bleach and rose 31 all of the dead girls love me all the dead girls love me love me who the gone boys too so why cant you all the dead girls love me love me who the gone boys too so why cant you lets take a step back in the cafe you caught me look before you faded away i felt a chill colder than your sway yet they say all of the dead girls love me compassion of cats as caring as sin you bat me of the rack when my porcelain skin shattered it revealed that your inscription within read all of the dead girls love me all the dead girls love me love me who the gone boys too so why cant you all the dead girls love me love me who the gone boys too so why cant you this is nightline. 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