cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause hey everybody hi way up there welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be back. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . cheers and applause i love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combines a whopper and a burrito called laughter its got all the ingredients of the whopper, wrapped up like a burrito. Its great if you love both those foods and hate yourself. laughter really sounds more like a suicide pact more than anything else. The whopperito is currently being tested only for a limited time at select burger kings in pennsylvania. So if youre highly motivated and ready to get someplace really quick, you are not the target market for the whopperito. laughter im guessing the whopperito is not going to have a lot of hispanic fans. Speaking of which, donald trump. laughter applause donald trump is presently being sued over his fake college, trump university. His mascot is so offensive, we its just two orange balls. laughter cheers and applause because, folks, hes got a swingin pair of em. laughter and, evidently, trump doesnt trust the judge in the case for one very mexican reason. laughter i have had horrible rulings. I have been treated unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of mexican heritage. Im building a im building a wall. This judge is giving us unfair rulings. Now, i say why. Im building a wall, okay . And its a wall between mexico, not another country. Stephen yes. audience booing no, thats important. Between mexico, not another country. Proof that trump doesnt like mexico and cant name another country. Now, the judge in question, gonzalo curiel, was born in the obscure mexican province of indiana. laughter i hope im pronouncing that correctly. So its raised a big question is trump a racist for saying an american cant be trusted because of his heritage . I mean its hard for me to judge trump my Irish Heritage makes looks that much like a potato. laughter applause i think i was just racist against myself laughter trumps point is, he cannot be judged by a member of any group hes offended. So that means no mexican judges, judges, no women judges, unless shes a 10. laughter trumps insulted the pope, so no catholic judges. He called everyone in iowa stupid, so no judges that eat corn. You know what . Maybe trump might be more comfortable if he couldnt tell the judges race or gender. Maybe cover the judge up, in an unbiased robe. Make it a white robe. Maybe with a matching hood. That seems about right. laughter applause dont know who it is got to be fair seem right . Jon i dont know about that one. Stephen trust me, trust me, it will be fine. It will be fine. laughter but there is one Minority Group trump is reaching out to and pointing at. We had a case where we had an africanamerican guy who was a fan of mine. Great fan. Great guy in fact, i want to find out whats going on with him. You know what im oh, look at my africanamerican over here look at him stephen well, it shocked some people, but trump did say he was going to start acting president ial, and look at my africanamerican does sound like something Thomas Jefferson might have said. laughter applause jon hey stephen thats a fair cop. In trumps defense, the man he was pointing out was an africanamerican trump supporter. Although, if youve only got the one, it would be polite to learn the guys name. laughter so there are a few lingering issues of intolerance left in the United States of america, but there is one bright spot out there, and it is gay rights. In just a few short years, weve seen legalized samesex marriage, the end of dont ask, dont tell, and the mainstream and the mainstream acceptance of brunch. But not everyone has been won over. Take texas congressman and soft boiled egg, louis gohmert. Recently, on the floor of congress, gohmert tackled the pressing issue of gays in space you are wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modernday noah. Ok, we got a spaceship that can go, as matt damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere. If you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same sex couples . Stephen ooo, ooo, i know that one. I know that one can i, yes, i looked it up in the bible, and this is true there were actually only eight repopulated the entire world. Which means, by his own logic, the remaining 32 people on Louis Gohmerts space ark could be gay, gay, gay. applause cheers and applause still works and, if that happened, only two years after it launched, that spaceship will be the most expensive neighborhood in the galaxy applause and by the way, i dont even distinction because, after six months on a space ship, everybodys gay. laughter its a freeforall. I mean, representative gohmert, have you seen the movie the fifth element . Everyone dresses like lady gaga and loves european disco opera. . applause its the gayest outer space movie since luke and han solos wedding at the end of star wars. They look so happy so happy. Hey, you know whos always happy . Jon batiste and stay human, everybody say hi band playing cheers and applause stephen excellent. Well, it was a lovely break. Did you have a lovely break, jon . Jon yes, indeed, it was stephen we had one bit of sad news over the break and that is the world lost a true icon, muhammad ali. He was one over the most influential people of the 20th century and one of the most dominant athletes in the history of sports. During the 1960 olympics, at age 18, he won the gold medal for the u. S. Boxing team, and in 1964, he became heavyweight champion of the world, upsetting sonny liston, the 7to1 favorite. Wow. 7to1 odds. He was truly the Bernie Sanders of his time. applause were expected to be deferential in public, but heres Young Cassius clay right after that fight. I am the greatest. I dont have a mark on my face and i upset sonny liston and i just turned 22 years old. I must be the greatest. I told the world. I shook up the world, i shook up the world, i shook up the world stephen that type of outrageous bragging paved the way for so many other people of color. Ali paid a high price for his beliefs. He was stripped of his title and banned from boxing after he refused to fight in vietnam. His ban was eventually overturned by the supreme court, and ali went on to win the world heavyweight title three times and fought in some of the most famous boxing matches of all time the rumble in the jungle, the thrilla in manila, and the less successful adequate in connecticut. laughter and he didnt just change boxing, he changed trash talk. He turned it into performance art. I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. Im so mean, i make medicine sick. He said, joe frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head. Thats cold. And even in the comic book superman vs muhammad ali although the movie version flopped when ben affleck was cast as muhammad ali. laughter nothing sums up the defiant, culturechanging spirit of muhammad ali like when he said i am america. I am the part you wont recognize. But get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me. He helped create he helped create the america we live in today and i mean the good things about america, not that whopperito thing. laughter joining me now to discuss muhammad alis legacy is a hall of fame basketball player and sixtime nba champion who was a friend of alis as well as a fellow convert to islam. cheers and applause kareem, good to see you again. Thank you so much for being here. Nice to be with you. Stephen im sorry about the loss of your friend muhammad ali. How did the two of you get to know each other . I ran into ali at a party here. I was a freshman at u. C. L. A. , and i went to a party, and ali was there. There was a little band there, and i was fooling around with the drums, and just goofing around, and muhammad ali and his photographer came up. So he picked up the guitar and started acting like he was playing the guitar. And i acted like i was playing the drums. Stephen ali was one of the most important both cultural and and political figures of the 20th century. Why was he important to you . My dad boxed, so, you know, boxing was a big sport for me when i was a kid and knew that somebody to be respected. He handled all that. On top of that, he handled a whole lot of issues that had nothing to do with sports, you know, civil rights and human rights issues. Stephen as a champion yourself, talk to me a little bit like what his game was like before the contest ever started, the way he psyched out his opponents and used the mental game against the people he was about to box. One of the things that really got to me and made me totally think he was incredible was the way, like, when he went to Sonny Listons camp, where he was training, and started heckling him while he was trying to train. And sonny liston came out and tried to catch him and start a physical conflict right there. And ali totally got into the guys head, and he didnt even realize it, in his reaction. He said, ill kill him you know, and, of course, ali sonny liston. That was the type of guy he was. You had to love him for that. Stephen your dad was a boxer. You trained with bruce lee. Yeah. Stephen do you think you could have gone five rounds with muhammad ali . Youve got the reach, tale of the tape is on your side. Wouldnt want to do that. He was my brother and my friend. Wilt wanted to box him. Stephen Wilt Chamberlain did . Yeah, wilt thought he. He was dreaming. He woke up and was dreaming he was going to box muhammad ali. But thats where ego will get you. Stephen is there anything that people dont know about your friend that they should be thinking about right now . His understanding of what integrity was all about was remarkable and its an example for us to repeat for our kids and grandkids because it was the real deal. Stephen kareem abdul jabbar, everybody. 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Please welcome our friend james corden. cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome back how are you . Stephen nice to see you its lovely to be here. Stephen that is a man comfortable on a broadway stage. I guess. So youre pretty comfortable yourself. Stephen youre a tony award winner yourself and you will be hosting the shows. Do you have everything ready . Arent you rehearsing or anything like that . Oh, yeah, were certainly ar i mean, yeah. Stephen just improvise it, man Something Wonderful right away. Its just one of those things that from a distance feels like such a great thing. Im so honored to do it and i feel so proud to be at the center of it and i really it means more to me to host that than anything, but now that its here, im, like, what are you doing . stephen seemed like a good idea once upon a time. laughter stephen you should love it. I was used to pretaped shows and i thought, why am i doing this . Stephen hows the wife and family, you had a week off but decided to work instead. That goes over huge with families, i understand. Well, yeah, but then the truth is my wife is great and amazing and she understands that. I just never thought i just never ever thought i would get the chance to host an awards what that means to me stephen right. And were all here. My children and wife are here. Stephen theyre here tonight . cheers and applause yeah. In a hotel. Stephen thats nice. In that respect, weve made it a little adventure. Stephen as someone whos been nominated and is now hosting, which is harder, being nominated and wondering whether youre going to win or hosting . No, hosting is much more difficult because, if youre that year, but i said in my speech there is no such thing as best. It doesnt actually exist. Just because you win it, you dont go around thinking im the best actor in new york. Youre not. Its, like, youre not, so the prize is being nominated. The prize is being in the room, being there. The hosting it, its like i just keep thinking, like, im so worried constantly about falling over. Like laughter i worry about it on the walk from there to here. I think, well and i fall over a lot. Its just part of my life. laughter stephen thats very funny when you do so. Yeah, but then i think, what if i fall over, hit my nose, nosebleeds in the middle of our opening song . Stephen i believe that you would win an emmy for that. cheers and applause yeah. Then theyll make you host the emmys and its a vicious circle. Theyll think id done it on purpose and they wont stephen heres something that might help you get through this sunday. If you forget all of your lines, just say, ladies and gentlemen, hamilton cheers and applause this year, there is just nothing else. See, i dont think there is nothing else. I think its that it is a once in a decade or maybe even longer type phenomena, and i feel very, very lucky to host the show on a year where a show is sort of crossed boundaries into the ether of just public life. Stephen you do feel like youre watching something new when you see that. Yes, you will feel like there will be life before and post hamilton in the world of musicals. Stephen without a doubt. I had dinner with Linmanuel Miranda last night. Yeah, well i talked to james corden tonight. cheers and applause not so special. No, pretty special. Are you allowed to tell people who you went fishing with last week . Stephen no, i dont have to. Just saying, you dont have to. Stephen no. You dont have to say you and last week. cheers and applause they didnt stephen hey dont make my story better then take it away from me laughter could you imagine . So i had dinner with him and i said, there were lots of other people, it wasnt just us, it wasnt like a date. laughter stephen well, thats cool. Sure. Stephen just dont do it in space. laughter i dont know him that well, and i said to him, i said, i felt like, at the end of that clapping, but it didnt feel enough, because ive done these other shows, and i wish like, people could come up with one more thing better than a standing ovation. Stephen just tear off your arm and beat yourself on the head or something, and then you trade arms with the other people and then everybody leaves with a different arm. How was it last night . It was amazing. We traded arms. We traded arms. Stephen i know you have to rehearse but can you stick around for another act . If i dont, i will be so disappointed. Stephen well be back with more james corden not just his arms. band playing cheers and applause so beautiful, so mesmerizing, the worlds widest curved allinone. The new hp envy desktop. 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Theres a huge thing at home called comic relief, a massive charity that raises millions and millions of pounds for people who desperately need it and the tradeoff is, well give so comedy and you watch the show and donate some money. My character had done a few sketches that were quite popular. We were coming out with a new one and i had this idea my original idea was to pick George Michael up from prison in a car. Stephen thats right. And then well realize maybe well lose the prison but there is still fun for me and george to be in the car and well sing wham songs. It was just part of the sketch. Baby, im your man, and all that kind of stuff. There was something very joyful about it and we decided i wondered if it was an idea, los angeles, traffic, carpool lanes, karaoke, traffic, driving people in the car, singing songs, great, people were going to love this. No one wanted to do it. No one at all. Stephen really . Couldnt get anybody to bite . Oh, god imagine a recording artist they said no. Stephen okay. There wasnt anyone that would do it. Then it was a chance meeting with mariah carey and she said, okay, ill do it and stephen chance meeting. cheers and applause i was in the steam room with Linmanuel Miranda and mariah carey, yeah. Go ahead. It was a chance meeting with her Record Company and. We didnt think it would turn out the way it has. Its great. Is me, Linmanuel Miranda, audra mcdonald, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and jane krakowski. cheers and applause we did the bestofbroadway special. Stephen thats nice. Its fun. Stephen so the shows a big success. Youre in los angeles. Yes. Stephen but you started your career in london. Do feel like an american now or do you um. Stephen does los angeles feel like home or do you miss london a lot . I miss london. I very much miss being at home. I miss, you know, architecture and my friends and family. Stephen you miss architecture . laughter truly. Stephen do they not have strip malls in london . Not so much. Its a weird thing. Its funny, because you certainly feel a sense of it here in new york, but in london, particularly for anyone, when anyone says to me im going to london, what should i do, i rewarded. If youre in london at any point and you look up, you think how is this church amongst these skyscrapers . Or this that, the other. But in terms of feeling lots of people said to me before, oh, how is it being a brit in america . I dont know if this is true or just me and the family i grew up in, but i never considered myself to be anything other than a citizen of the world, really, and i dont think of myself as i sort of feel were all kind of in it together and there shouldnt really be any cheers and applause you know, of those cheers and applause stephen i just wanted to validate that moment because i was feeling it with you. This guy, you know the Virgin Galactic are doing this thing where Richard Branson is going to take people up to space for eight minutes and you can look at the earth and someone was talking to me about it the other day and i said, eight minutes, just going up, just feels like a lot of risk of possibly dying. For just eight minutes. He said to me its exactly how people felt when the first propeller planes came out and what they would do is, in a town, in america or across the world, theyd go up in the air for eight minutes and come down, and people would come down with a completely new way of looking at their state, because theyd see that these divisions being created were not they were manmade divisions. We decided that this would be mine and that would be yours and this would be here and that would be here. And he said, imagine if you could make people today realize that on a global scale, if you could go up and look down and go, oh, its just earth, and its ours to look after. Its not about you being from here or me being from there or its about applause thats how i feel about being british here. Stephen thats absolutely beautiful. Thanks, man. laughter stephen the 70th annual tony awards will air live this sunday here on cbs live . stephen with the great james corden, everybody cheers and applause band playing my fellow americans. They say were a nation divided. Thats not true. We agree on a lot. Like paul rudd. Everybody loves paul rudd. I didnt know this was going to happen you know what else everyone loves . Emojis. No. Beer thats why were forming the Bud Light Party. Just wait till you see our caucus. Weve got the biggest caucus in the country ooooeeeyyyyy im really inspired right now. America has seen the light. And theres a bud in front of it discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. to dog give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. 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Please welcome Scott Speedman band playing stephen isnt that lovely . Yeah, thats nice. Stephen yeah . Is that moving . Stephen that is actually moving, you are not trippin balls right now. Youre okay. Youre okay. Im okay. Stephen now, i had to mention your bare chest in your intro because theres a lot of buzz about your shirtlessness in listen, if i had a chest like your chest, i would be doing you havent seen my chest. Stephen ive seen pictures. Dont give me that. For years, i was so nervous about doing shirtless scenes. I was always like, why would i take my shirt off in this or that scene . Im always very nervous about doing it. Stephen why would my character be taking the shirt off . I would be in bed with a woman and i would be, like, give me a sweater or a muumuu, so. Southern california, theyre surfers and i thought, i know im going to have to do it . Stephen did you show up on the first day of set and everybody is shirtless . Yes. Stephen seriously . Yes. We did a postfuneral scene and my brother was there and was like, shirt off. Stephen for the wake . I dont know, at home. Yes, he did, yes. Stephen wow. So, i had to finally do my first shirtless scene and i was going to commit to it. And i got there and i was like im gonna do it. So we std and the moment comes and i take it off and finish the scene and the director comes over and says, great job. Were going to go again. Keep the shirt on this time. laughter it was the shame of putting the shirt back on and the one tear going back down my cheek. Stephen oh, are you okay . No. Stephen so youre not the young stud in this one . No, i play the oldest brother of five brothers and its been an hilarious adventure trying to keep up with these young dudes. Closer to my age, but i dont pay so much attention to him. Stephen and its a weird kind of family because its a crime family. Do you know who ellen barkin is . Stephen yes, i know who ellen barkin is. Yes, i grew up in america. laughter she plays the mom and shes the matriarch godfather of the family and she sends us out on these crime jobs, robbing banks and whatnot. Stephen you mentor these other younger brothers . To a point. You think im a good guy, but, stephen, im really not. laughter stephen we have a clip of you mentoring one of the other brothers. You tell . No. Good, you did the right thing. Always come to me first, okay . What . He checked his license to find out where he lived. Is he going to do something to him . What kind of family do you i got it from here. Stephen youre definitely going to kill somebody right now. Yeah. cheers and applause they could have thrown a light on me, maybe. Stephen exactly. Its a little moody. Stephen is the entire show shadow puppets . Lets get less lights laughter stephen i tell you what, can we get your shirt back on and stephen what if we did this on the radio, scott . laughter but you were a serious athlete. Shirt or no shirt, you were a serious athlete. You were like number 9th . You finished 9th in the olympic trials for swimming. I did when i was 16. Stephen what year was there . cheers and applause 1992. Stephen 1992. I competed olympic trials and three weeks later i couldnt pull through the water anymore. Stephen why . I dont know, the most boring sport of all time and i got so, its not football or basketball or something cool, just literally my shoulder gave out and that was it. Stephen how do you go from being really almost a nationallyranked athlete to being an actor . Whats the turn there . How did felicity happen if that happened young for you. It happened young but i was at a high school for gifted athletes and gifted artists. Stephen same high school, athletes and artists. Yes. Stephen basically people who cant make it to class today. laughter a lot of weed and a lot of steroids. laughter but when i got injured, i started hanging out with the dancers and chicks. Stephen party people. And i got addicted to that whole thing, i got a couple of lucky breaks, and felicity came along, i was living on my moms couch with no money and got a call to audition for this tv show. My mom got the call and i was, like, whats the wb . I dont want to be on that, whos j. J. Abrams . I dont want to be on that show. No, then they got me the script and i heard about it, i read it and i thought ive got to do this. So i went down and rented this video room where this kid would film you doing whatever you wanted i mean, not whatever you wanted laughter stephen yeah, but what about the audition . So i got there and opened the door and it was, like, a 17 yearold awkward kid and i had to do these, like, intense love scenes with a 17yearold boy. Stephen yeah. But it went well. We had chemistry, man. I was feeling it, good. Stephen congratulations on animal kingdom. It was really lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. Stephen Scott Speedman. Animal kingdom premieres june 14th on tnt. Well be right back with a performance by death cab for cutie. cheers and applause poor mouth breather. Allergies . Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. [ school bell ringing] we were learning about how talented the ancient greeks were, and suddenly i traveled back in time i thought, . I could have been a writer. . Or an athlete i could have even been an architect then i realized, i dont have to go back in time to do amazing things. I can start today. Create your own tour of italy is back starting at 12. 99, only at olive garden. Choose 3 of 9 of our favorite italian dishes to get everything you want, all on one plate. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. Hurry in and create your own tour. band playing . humming . So youre up at dawn, . . K, look alive. . . Youve been saving for a big mancave. . chuckling good luck with that, dave. . 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