And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheers and applause stephen hey everybody, welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and
cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheers and applause stephen hey everybody, welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combine
An d now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combines a whopper and a burrito called the whopperrito. laughter its got all the ingredients of the whopper, wrapped up like a burrito. Its great if
Tonight, stephen welcomes james corden, Scott Speedman and a musical performance by death cab for cutie featuring jon batiste and stay human cheers and applause and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause hi way up there welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week o, im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be back. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . cheers and applause authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt hav
Stephen hey cheers and applause hey everybody hi way up there welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be back. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . cheers and applause its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combines a whopper and a burrito called laughter its got all the ingredients of the whopper, wrapped up like a b