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Today. The transfer of power has already begun at the white house this morning. President obama sat down with president elect trump, but trump did a funny thing. He came in and said, youre fired. You know, and they left. This is the first time they met. They never met before. That must have been so strange. Sasha, malia, come down, meet the man who questioned daddys citizenship for eight years. They met for about 90 minutes. They were only supposed to meet for 15 minutes trump had questions for obama, like, how the hell do i get out of this . At the end of the meeting they were besieged by reporters in the oval office at which point the president offered mr. Trump some unsolicited advice for dealing with the press. Thank you, everybody. Were not we are not going to be taking any questions. Thank you, guys, thank you. Thats a good rule. Dont answer questions when they just start answer one. Come on, guys. Very, very good man. Youre a very good man. Appreciate it. Thank you. Very good man. Two days ago, he was a disaster, now hes a very good man . Its also, how can he pretend its a normal transfer of power . Donald trump is against everything barack obama stands for. Its batman handing the keys of the cave over to the joker. While their husbands were talking, the first lady met with float flotus to be melania trump. That wenso white house, mrs. Trump, and melania said, welcome to the white house, mrs. Trump. [ laughter ] so they got along. [ cheers and applause ] and then Vice President joe biden got together with incoming Vice President mike pence. Biden went over the primary responsibilities of being Vice President , which are not falling asleep at the state of the union address, and thats about it. So they covered that. Of course, while our leaders try to make the best of this, millions of americans were very unhappy about how this election thousands of protesters took to the streets last night in chicago, new york, here in l. A. , a number of cities this went on. Which i have to say, its somewhat refreshing to see people angry in real life instead of just on facebook, isnt it . This was a scene in austin, texas. You can see here when it comes to the protest march, the American People are a little bit out of practice. You cant trust the poles. Even the ones [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Guillermo wrote that joke earlier, thanks. Guillermo youre welcome. Jimmy it was a very busy day at the white house today. In addition to the trumps, they welcomed the Cleveland Cavaliers to be honored for winning the nba title this year. It happened to be on the same day that trump came. There was one awkward moment out to be Donald Trumps head. But otherwise it went without a hitch. [ laughter ] in other cleveland sports news, major league baseball, you know how leagues will donate the World Champion super bowl or the world series, whatever the merchandise for the team that lost, to thirdworld countries to wear them just for clothes . Well, they made thousands of Cleveland Indian World Champion shirts, sweatshirts, and hats. The cubs won. So they have to get rid of it. Usually they donate this stuff to charity but well, they claim its because they need to protect their brand by not putting those championship shirts out there for the team that wasnt champion. The real reason is the logo is a cartoon indian, and you cant ship that to india. Thats confusing. [ laughter ] theyre destroying the shirts instead. Now, i guess, people in third world countries will be forced to wear im with her shirts, i dont know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, while everyone is flipping out about this election, there are other things, important things we need right now on fox 35 news at 11 00. New tonight, a squirrel on a rampage. Good evening. It attacked several people at a Senior Living center. Jimmy its a squirrel on the rampage this is what news was like before the election happened. Heres more. We had a squirrel that entered our building, and its in our activity room, and its jumping on people and biting them and scratching them so we need help. 911 they were eventually able to throw the squirrel out of the building. But not before it bit several people. Jimmy at least the squirrel comes to visit unlike your grandchildren. [ laughter ] our thoughts and prayers are with them. [ cheers and applause ] you know, if theres once i ever thought it would go on its own, its florida, but theres a calexit. Like brexit but calexit. They want a referendum to secede from the united states, which is basically the political equivalent of threatening to run away from home when youre 5 years old, but thats california for you. We are so angry at the guy who wants to build a wall, we want to build a wall. [ laughter ] people in this state are frustrated, but its important to remember election day was not just about the white house. We elected a new senator here, we legalized marijuana here, we said no to condoms in porn, and these were just the actual these dont include on tuesday, we sent a camera to a polling place in hollywood to ask people who just cast votes coming out of the polls to give their thoughts on some things we made up in the special election edition of exit troll. Would you be more inclined to vote for a candidate who is prolife or anti not prolife. Anti not prolife . Millennial, which letter would you say you are . I would say a. Do you understand more than 50 of 50 of the propositions . I would like to think so. On a scale of 1 to 14 how competent are you with that answer . Im going to go with a 4, because this has been a confusing interview. How did you vote on the refe referendum . Up or down . Up. Okay. Did you vote up or down on the referendum . In mi did you vote up or down on the referendum . Up and down. Yeah. Up and down . Yeah. Marijuana was on the ballot. Yep. Was there any marijuana in you today . Not yet. How many times do you plan on voting today, between now and when the polls close . Well, as many times as i can. Okay. If Hillary Clinton was a latino boy, 6 years of age, and donald more likely to vote for today . Probably the adult. Yeah, you would have had to vote for donald trump as an adult black woman . Prob no yeah thats a tough one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre all kind of tough. When we come back from the break theres a player for the los angeles rams, William Hayes, he doesnt believe in dinosaurs, i took william to the Natural History museum here in town. Well, well be right back with that so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. Just press clean and let roomba from irobot cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. So we are going. Modern life deserves a modern way to pay. Well end up uh. In venice oh venice lets get the check nope, i got it you can use it online. Whats with this one . And on your phone. Taking care of the check, its all masterpassed. First impressions priceless to now . Well were thinking shoe shopping i was hoping you were gonna say shoe shopping. 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One, he believes in mermaids, and two, he doesnt believe in dinosaurs, for real, he thinks dinosaurs ar hoax cooked up by rascally archaeologists, i dont know. I decided to take williams on a field trip to the l. A. Natural History Museum where they have all sorts of dinosaur bones. Here is my dinosaur day with William Hayes. . . Open on the door get on the floor . Jimmy so how old were you when you realized you didnt believe in dinosaurs . Jimmy, i dont really believe i ever did. Jimmy never . Even as a kid, learning about dinosaurs, you didnt believe them . I dont have a big imagination. Jimmy i think skepticism is a good quality to have. I think we should challenge the things were expected to believe. Okay. Jimmy not necessarily to this extent. But lets take a look around, see look at that. This doesnt move you in any way . Absolutely not. [ laughter ] what do you think these are . [ bleep ] clay. Jimmy maybe it is clay, i dont know. How are you doing . Good morning. My name is daniel. Im an educator here for the Natural History museum. Jimmy we need you, dave. Please. Jimmy have you met people who dont believe in dinosaurs before . Every now and then. Dinosaurs are real . I give facts and my personal experiences with these. Your personal experiences as in . As in actually going out and digging for dinosaurs. You never dug up a dinosaur before . Yes, i have. Where . Utah. Jimmy if daniel has pictures will you believe . Absolutely not. [ laughter ] jimmy you believe whoever dug those dinosaurs probably put them there. Jimmy you think somebody planted the bones under the ground . And they knew where to go get them from. I dont know about that. Jimmy well, of course you was tricked. [ laughter ] the fossils that i dug up personally, actually found using a jackhammer, i dont think anybody jimmy do you believe in jack hammers . Ive seen jack hammers before. Jimmy yeah. Here we have our trex skull, and it is one of the most complete trex skulls ever found. So those are real teeth from the trex . The lower jaw is pretty complete. Take a look in between the cracks, we put in things like clay and glue to hold it together. Jimmy so youre saying this not a lot. Well, the jimmy a lot. A lot of its clay. You can definitely tell. . Boom boom . When a bone gets covered in mud, that mud would harden and water will come in through the cracks and replace the bone with minerals. And youre left with a natural replica. Thats a real dinosaur bone . This is a natural copy, basically. A fossil. Jimmy its a copy . A copy . Yes. Jimmy how many people are involved in this scam, daniel . I understand why its hard fope animals did exist at one point aint nobody seen them. Also because theyre just ridiculous in size. Jimmy so is he. Yeah. Jimmy what about pokemon . Are those real . No, not so much. What about mermaids . Jimmy yeah, what about mermaids . We havent found any evidence of mermaids so far. Jimmy you do believe in mermaids . Absolutely. Jimmy why do you believe in mermaids but not dinosaurs . I feel like its a large body we find different species in the water every day. Whos to say a mermaid couldnt be down there . Jimmy you believe in the possibility. The possibility. Jimmy not in mermaids themselves. Absolutely. Jimmy would you have sex with a mermaid . If she was bad enough. Id give to it her. Jimmy would you have sex with a dinosaur . No. Jimmy you love them. No, i would not have sex with a dinosaur. Jimmy im glad we established this, lets keep going. Right here we have struhoiosaurus jimmy are birds sign daughters . Birds are dinosaurs. Jimmy when we look the at fossils not we. Yall looked at fossils. Jimmy you and your friends that are involved in this conspiracy. Completely [ bleep ]ed up. Is a giraffe a dinosaur . Giraffe is not a dinosaur. Jimmy did you see jimmy mammals are not dinosaurs . No, they are not. They were here when dinosaurs were here. Right here you can see pacasitusataki. Jimmy to you too. Looks like a dog or anteater or something. Its actually the ancient ancestor of modernday settations or whales, dolphins and porpoises. Thats a whale . Come on man. Come on, jimmy. Jimmy its not a whale. Hell no it aint no whale. I can tell you that right now. Jimmy you have that wrong, youve got to redo this, its wrong. Do you believe that . Jimmy that, no way. Whats that . Jimmy oh, no. Whoa. Daniel . This is arty and he is the earliest species that would have walked upright. So thats supposed to be a humonkey . Its not a monkey. Jimmy its a humonkey. Today. According to you we come from monkeys . No, we dont. Jimmy we come from humonkeys. Thats a horse. We have horses here during the last ice age. It could be a unicorn. Jimmy do you believe in unicorns . [ bleep ] i do now. Seeing this. [ laughter ] we have our centerpiece. Jimmy these look real to me. Most of them are original. Except for the baby. The babys a complete jimmy see, thats part of the problem. Jesus jimmy tackle it you got that running around like that . Jimmy this is part of the problem. When you put fake dinosaurs in here it confuses william, now he doesnt know what to believe. This is a real skeleton. This is a puppet. How do we know thats real . How do i know youre real . Can i pull your beard . You can. Feel his beard. I think i need to sit down, this is a lot to take in. This does not change your mind at all . It absolutely has. Jimmy it has changed your mind . Yeah. Jimmy oh. It changed my mind that mermaids are just not in the water now, they could be like on land. Jimmy oh. So if anything, this has brought you closer to a belief in mermaids . Absolutely. So my search for ariel has intensified even more now. I appreciate that. Jimmy th, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks to William Hayes and my most sincere apologies to daniel, daniel asked to be transferred to the bier fly exhibit. We have a good show, music from t. I. , aka tip. Butch walker is here. Be right back with matthew . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by hulu. Come tv with us. World omething happene that blows your mind or breaks your heart or your simply stoked about or makes you question everything you might have something to say. Say it. To whoever youre with and if you have more to say just take out your phone and press this. Tap this. Now youre not alone your friends are here to listen . . . I just see a black screen. What are you looking at . Crazy stuff, man. Youve gotta see this. Whatwhat is this . Its like some 3d virtual world. Can i see . Look at the moon. N marv, our blood sugar is dropping. Go, make us a plate. 30. 1. N31 well literally die of hunger slide in please, karl b freaky fast 1 bingo no karl . Jimmy thats butch walker sitting in with the cletones. This is his latest alb gold. Thats exactly what i look like in the morning, by the way. Sounds great, thank you for being here. Tonight, this is his new ep, its called . Us or else. . Tip is here to chat with us and perform for us on the ciroc stage. Tip used to go by t. I. , but now hes tip. With a . P. . This is an interesting fact. He bought the p. From diddy. Thats why he doesnt have a p anymore. Gets here. Tomorrow night from hamilton, Linmanuel Miranda from . Dr. Ken . Ken jeong and 12 yearold albert tsai and well have music from banks. So please join us tomorrow night, we have a new show then. Our first guest tonight was taking the day off to watch the cubs long before they were winners. He is a twotime tony award winner whom you can see alongside Warren Beatty and an allstarcast in the new movie . Rules dont apply. November 23rd. Please welcome Matthew Broderick [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you . Im good. Good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for coming. Oh, thank you very much for that, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy you have a big premiere right across the street from us. Right across the street, thats why im wearing this on the show i would. For you i would. Jimmy thank you, appreciate it. Ive not been on this show. Jimmy i know. Thats weird. You came, youre very nice. You shot something for our show with nathan lane. We did a parody of the producers. Yeah. Jimmy in which the prank was you were running donald trump for president. Right, ha ha. Jimmy and of course he would never win. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy turns out well, i guess we helped . I dont know. Jimmy it came around to bite outside the ass. K well see, lets hope for the best. Jimmy this movie with Warren Beatty, a red carpet over there, is it something you get nervous about . The reactions to the film . Oh, sure. Jimmy you do . Yes. Jimmy to this day . To this day. Jimmy have you been in a situation where you get to the premiere and it goes badly . Yes, i have. Jimmy you have. Not often. Jimmy every once in awhile. 20, 30 times or something. [ laughter ] its bad, you know. Why . You do a play, and reviews come that night. Jimmy oh. Opening night, you go to the party, and youre eating, and reviews start to appear on peoples phones. Used to be, throw the paper, but its not like that anymore. Now its a glowing, oh, and then but you dont know it if youre an actor in the play, well, i dont want to read it. I dont know. So, like, its another glass of wine, you know. They say, does anybody . And theres nobody. The whole room jimmy people distance themselves from you . They distance the whole party can be just gone almost instantaneously. From a bad review. Jimmy thats crazy, wow. Its a great feeling. [ laughter ] jimmy what was your first hollywood premiere, going to one of these movies, big opening of the film . Oh, well, i think it was war games, actually. Jimmy oh, yeah. That was a good one. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I have the memory it cant be true, but i think i drove myself to it. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy so you pulled up in a limo . No, i think in my car. I was new to l. A. And i liked that i had a car, you know . Jimmy right. And i drove and parked in a garage. And then i was like, its kind of far. And i just remember walking through lots of parking lots, you know . You know, and i hope im not late, and its my big night, and i did make it. Jimmy wow, thats very ra i used to walk in l. A. More than one should. Jimmy youre not supposed to do that here. I think its illegal. [ laughter ] yeah. I lived in santa monica and i would walk to get a coffee or whatever and there would be one evening i remember, there was nobody around. If you walk, youre alone basically. Unlike new york. A guy, one night, i was walking, and there was a guy, hey, can i ask you something . I said, what . He said, how much do you think this is worth . He showed me. And he said what do you think . What do you think that might be worth . And i said, i dont know. Maybe, you know, maybe 20. Something like that, i dont know. He said, would you give me 10 for this dental mirror . [ laughter ] and i was, like, no, i dont see where i would need that. It looks quite used, you know, so, no. Jimmy it wasnt sterile, yeah. Exactly, sterile. Had it been sterile, 10, yes. Jimmy youre too approachable. Did people come up a lot and tell you things . Well, here it happens to me. Just last night i got here, and i got off the plane, and i was i wanted to stretch my legs, took a walk around the holt. Hotel. Again, totally empty. Nobody walking. Jimmy yeah, right. Im alone, i think. And then suddenly i hear a noise, a guy runs up to me, he said im so glad i ran into you. I wanted to tell you this. [ laughter ] jimmy what . I just always wanted you to know that, she said it was a hard job, she was trying to make them so the kids wouldnt couldnt get in to get a sharp knife out of it. I just wanted you to know that. [ laughter ] i said, thank you, the cabinets are beautiful. And he said, and i directed a movie jimmy oh, yeah, that i just happen to have on me. My feet are not really reaching the floor. Im did the cubs invite you to the world series . It seems like that it was a big moment in cubs history, at least as far as movies are concerned. Ferris bueller, 30 years. 30 years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you get any kind of special treatment . Have you been to Wrigley Field . A few times they said, would you like to come but its not worked out. They did not invite me maybe maybe i was part of the jinx, and im very excited for the jimmy youre a mets fan, though, correct . Mets fan. Jimmy you were excited for the cubs . I was. Although when they stop being losers you immediately get angry, i find. The red sox, oh, the red sox, always liked the red sox, and then they won a bunch of times, like, [ bleep ]. Jimmy i feel the same way about the red sox. 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Shut the door. What the hell is she doing here . You said you wanted a girl with the two ms. Thats not her. Thats marlin mavery, a baptist nun for [ muted ] sake. Two ms . Did it occur to you the one with two ms is not on the payroll . Aah. Jimmy Matthew Broderick and Warren Beatty, thats a good movie. I have to say i was wondering because Warren Beatty still has it. That movie, its great. Youll be happy. When you get to the premiere, i think. Im very excited. Jimmy did he call you, say, hey, id love you to be in the film . Yeah, more or less. He what happened was my agent called me i was walking again on 5th avenue. Jimmy we need to get you a treadmill. [ laughter ] i dont need it, i just walk. He said, Warren Beatty wants to call you about a movie hes never going to make, so dont worry about it, but talk to him anyway. I called. Hello . Hi, its Warren Beatty. Talk, talk, talk. We talked a long time. He was so charming, so nice, i was talking to Warren Beatty, i was so happy. He never brought up the movie but it was a great talk. [ laughter ] he said, i have to go, can i call you next week . I said, yes. [ laughter ] and then another one maybe, and then, do you ever come to l. A. . And i did come to l. A. , this is where i live. I go up to the house, and i ring bell, he answers, Warren Beatty, you know, white shirt, white pants, good humor man but very beautiful. Beautifully tailored. And we sat, where do we have dinner . Should we eat out, should we eat here . I dont know. That went on a long. Until Annette Bening was just eat here, and gave us pasta. Not in an angry way jimmy probably heard this before . I guess so. Jimmy right. Then finally after we ate and talked some more he said, im doing a movie and id like you to be in it. I thought hed say, read scenes with me. He said, do you want to be in it . I said, sure, of course i want to be in it, youre Warren Beatty. He said, go in the library and i went in the library. I read. And warren kept sticking his head in, are you done . [ laughter ] im a slow reader, warren. But im getting there. I really like it. We talk some more. I said, i have to go home now or im going to crash into a tree. I can barely i have to go home, im sorry. He said, stay here, stay in the guest room. I stayed there. Next morning i had oatmeal. [ laughter ] finally, like, i got to get new clothes. I went home, and i cba and he said, i like to rehearse. Anyway, im sorry to take so long to explain to you what happened. Jimmy no, i feel like im in his house right now. [ laughter ] i see why you guys never decided on dinner. [ laughter ] didnt decide anything. Im still yeah. Anyway. I ended up staying in the guest he had a guest house, and hes, like, you should just stay there for this shoot. Jimmy the whole shoot . The whole shoot. The rehearsal period, went home a car. They were, like, you can have this toyota camry rental, or would you like warrens mercedes . 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During the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. Its an amazing time jimmy butch walker sitting rapper, tv star, a new letter at the end of his name, and his latest is called us or else. Please welcome the artist formally known as t. I. , tip. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Jimmy i have to tell you, you have no idea how many e emails i got that its tip, not t. I. Its hard for me, you get it in your head, and thats it. You know, to me, youre t. I. , but i have to relearn everything i ever knew. Nope, no, dont get old on me, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy its happening. Do you want me to die . Theres no other way. I know. Jimmy why are you now tip . Well, tip is my name. You know, thats my childhood name. That was given to me by my its my government name. Which absolutely no one ever calls me. [ laughter ] jimmy sorry about that. Judges, policemen, and bankers. Know what i mean . The only ones. Jimmy okay. My name my family name is tip given to me my by father, mother, grandmother, like everyone jimmy thats what everybody calls you. Yes. Jimmy why did you go by t. I. In the first place . Well, you know, i jimmy oh, its a good question in a way. [ laughter ] when i found myself in very good company on the same label with qtip. Jimmy right, oh. And l. A. Reid at the time felt it was kind of confusing having two tips on the same gable. Since i was the new guy jimmy you didnt get to be tip. Thats so interesting. So i had to change my name. Jimmy is qtip mad youre tip . Hes like, hey, im still tip over here. Are you trying to create beef, jimmy . Jimmy i am. [ laughter ] no, man. Me and q, we have a phenomenal relationship. Jimmy oh, you do . Okay, good. Im glad theres no problems there. Looking forward to the next track. Jimmy are you happier now as tip than as t. I. . You know what, i have not had a chance to think about it, but now that you mention it, i do feel a little bit better. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you have a pendant on. Is that your family . Yes, this is my entire family. Jimmy oh, how about that. Actually, its minus my ge eris. She wasnt born at the time of the picture. Jimmy maybe you want to photoshop her picture . Her head in there . I have another chain i wear that has her. Jimmy your wife is tiny, and then the kids names are . Jimmy zonik, mesia dasias king, major, and now aris. Jimmy your last name is harris. So its aris harris . Yes. Its going to be a hell of a thing for her. I think shes going to enjoy it, know what i mean . Jimmy you should be naming hurricanes. [ laughter ] hurricane aris. [ applause ] you were at the protest at trump tower in new york last night, right . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy how many people do you guess were there . Thousands, 10,000, 12,000. Jimmy how did you get word there was going to be a protest . I saw it on the news. Jimmy oh, on the news. I was around the corner at the studio. I just walked over there. Jimmy you walked over. Were people like, oh my god, tip is here i was going to say t. I. [ laughter ] well, i mean, people notice me, not just not all 12,000, but you know, the people who were around me, they noticed me, but they wasnt as much fanfare as you may expect, and in the large group, it was more so, hey, thats thank you for jimmy i see. Its great to see you here. Jimmy what was the message you wanted to send there . You know, a lot of people say, we had the election. It happened. Sure. Jimmy were a few days late with the movements. You know . Sure. Jimmy what was the message . Nobody in their right mind can ever assume that, you know, just gathering and going somewhere and showing your incredible disdain for a decision the nation made will do anything immediately. However, when i look at my kids in the eyes after this thing takes place, i voted, and ive done everything that i could do prior to now, but after the decision of the election had happened, i just want to be able to look my kids in the eyes and make sure they know i did everything that the constitution allows me to do to show my objection to this decision. Jimmy i see. I see. This album, us or else, the flag there. Is this a protest album that youve recorded . Or an ep . Yes, i guess in a way it could be considered a protest album. Its protesting against Police Brutality and, you know, its really in memory of all of the young men and women who have lost their lives at the hand of Law Enforcement unnecessarily out there in the communities with no accountability whatsoever, and i mean, i just want to see the nation head in a [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i gotcha. Nobody can argue with that. Youre going to perform for us tonight . Why not. Jimmy what song are you going to do for us tonight . Have you decided yet . I could do black man, if i could get [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well figure it out. Well figure it out. [ cheers and applause ] ill throw something us or else is available now. Be right back with music from tip dicky the . Jimmy kimmel live . Concert series presented by c . Roc. Lets get it. Grandkids noooooo didi, do you want me to clean up . No, i dont need you to do nothing for me. Get out i hope mom is not asleep. Its awfully late for dinner. Freaky fast thank you, sweetie who wants a cookie . Dicky the . Jimmy kimmel live . Concert series presented by ciroc. Lets get it. Jimmy i want to thank butch walker, Matthew Broderick, William Hayes, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first his ep is called us or else. Here with the song black man, tip . . . Black man drop top there go the cops there go the cops there go t c . Is it because of my people is it because of my sneakers . . Is it because of my jersey it is because that im perfect . . . . Ridin down 85 three in the morning why you pull me over sayin you smell marijuana . I said i got a id i got glaucoma he said we aint in cali get out put your hands up . . Runnin real hard shook the taser shook the taser runnin real hard shook the taser shook the taser . . I told him can we split it we gon shake em hit my phone when you made it . . Out of here pj to jamaica naw i aint tell ya wrong get the paper . . Been fightin too long against haters my attitude yeah im going for the shaders . . Live from the cracks of the concrete 12 try to take a off the street . . Make the gun sound now for mike brown take a life when you face down . . Hoodie gang strong like trayvon gun by the window like detroit red . . Bring that by the neck of my woods and i bet somebody end up dead . . Pig in a blanket was you thinkin free that boosie runnin at the police . . Left him with a slow leak right outside vc tryna keep a phantom like dc . . Hangout the g like free meek kill a reachin for a cell phone hurt to tell his mama he aint comin home . . Thats why i stay strapped all summer long and you know it . . Black man drop top there go the cops there go the cops there . Is it because of my people is it because of my sneakers is it because of my jersey it is because that you nervous . . Black man running from the law like pacman try and throw the raw all in the trash can got smoked . . By a cop on the dash cam mug shot on the news he a mad man when all he did was hustle to run the cash in . . He feedin kids in jail if he wasnt crackin too many felonies on the jacket . . All of my brothers turn to assassins we seen too many brothers get put in caskets . . Too many young baby mothers and baby daddies in the graveyard back then . . I went from sittin on clubs to the cashmere you shoulda seen how i flossed on em last year . . Two maybachs and i had a bad year young countin money like a cashier . . White man wanna pay me like im uno wanna see me at my funeral . . Neither of my own homie wanna do me though layin on my dog crib like im snoopy though . . Thats my i aint even wanna do it though if i dont do it i . Cause he broke and he trippin bout stupid hoes but imma die just like mother julio black man . . Black man drop top there go the cops there go the cops there go the cops . . There they go there they go . . Is it because of my people is it because of my sneakers is it because of my jersey . . It is because that you nervous . . Police see i got my hands up still wanna kill me they dont understand us . . They be lookin for a reason just to shoot me and wanna do me how they do us in the vi . Or how they do it out in baton rouge or ferguson or florida or baltimore they make excuses . . Like i did cause i thought he had a pistol or i did it cause i thought he was a muslim . . My message to america felon or death here the liquor we die we just substances left here . . First you put us in a small hood and then you beat us and you treat us like its all good . . And then shoot us and you screw us economically mentally killin no penalty they can do that legally . . Bet i can make that think fore you shoot you kill me man there gon be more of some riotin and lootin . The ones getting hogtied . . Persecuted executed one day it gon be time for retribution . . Hope you dont ever see your son in an institution . . I know karma is constant and god aint no nonsense you doin wrong just to run . . One day the time gon run out for the dumb aint no deception tryna get in heaven . . You gettin nailed bet its on your mary and you know what you did for who how . . Much you really care and what you really felt he gon deny the opportunity to unify with people who look similar . . To you and i cause he dont nn . Black man drop top there go the cops there go the cops there go the cops . . There they go there they go . . Is it because of my people is it because of my sneakers . . Is it because of my jersey it is because that im perfect . This is nightline. Tonight, crossing lines. The woman who took on and took down one of the most powerful men in television news. Im gretchen carlson. The former fox news star now breaking her silence. I have been fighting for women m a strong woman revealing tonight how back when she was miss america and then a young reporter, she says she was sexually harassed by others. He took my head and he shoved my face into his crotch. And shes not the only one. This woman claims head honcho roger ailes harassed her at fox news for 20 years. Youre my sex slave, youre going to do whatever i tell you to do at any time. Saying she was intimidated and pressured into submission

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