Wouldnt even be time to call your doctor yet [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right. President trump has removed Anthony Scaramucci as White House Communications director in just ten days. Now, ten days may not seem like a long time, but consider all the mooch got accomplished. He sold his company away. He gave a vulgar damning interview to the press. His wife filed for divorce. He missed the birth of his son. Thats more than trump has done in his entire presidency. [ cheers and applause ] according to the new york times, trump removed scaramucci at the request of incoming chief of staff john kelly. And when he heard that, Reince Priebus laughed for the first time in 18 months. [ laughter and applause ] after north korea tested a new Intercontinental Ballistic Missile on friday, kim jongun issued a statement saying the whole u. S. Main land is within his reach. Still not within his reach, the top shelf. [ laughter and applause ] new Jersey Governor Chris Christie was caught on video this weekend confronting a chicago cubs fan at a baseball game in milwaukee. I dont know. If you want to shock me, catch him on video governing in new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] the guys on a world tour. The people of new jersey elected me to see all of the baseball stadiums. [ light laughter ] a 2005 sketch of the manhattan skyline drawn and signed by President Trump reportedly sold for more than 29,000 at auction last week. And for that price, i hope they threw in the refrigerator. [ laughter and applause ] a new study found consuming too much sugar can make men anxious and depressed, which explains the new frosted flakes slogan. [ laughter ] starbucks has announced it will close down all of its Teavana Stores by next year. A shocking blow to the dull and personal gifts for an acquaintance industry. [ light laughter ] what are secret santas gonna do next year . [ light laughter ] and finally, a new report found that montauk is the most expensive beach destination in the country. Though theres one in jersey that will cost you your whole career. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, weve got a great show for you tonight. She is the star of a funny new movie. Shes one of our favorites. From fun mom dinner, Molly Shannon is back on late night tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is emmy nominated for fxs the americans, as well as a guest role on girls. Matthew rhys is back on late night. [ cheers and applause ] and music from one of my favorite bands, bleachers is here tonight. So its a great night. [ cheers and applause ] youre here on a great night. But before we get to all of that, the Trump White House faced more stunning turmoil today when new Communications DirectorAnthony Scaramucci was pushed out. And that comes just days after the resignation of former chief of staff Reince Priebus, as well as the failure of the president s Signature Healthcare bill. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth he may have been quieter than most other trump acolytes, but Reince Priebus was one of the president s most loyal supporters. He played a pivotal role keeping mainstreams republicans in line when most of the gop was trying to rebel against trump after he won the nomination. As you may recall, he lavished trump with praise during a super creepy Cabinet Meeting last month. On behalf of the entire senior staff around you, mr. President , we thank you for the opportunity and the blessing that you have given us to serve your agenda. Seth ugh. [ light laughter ] you sound like a stalker. [ light laughter ] why dont you just go to his instagram and like 15 pictures in a row . [ light laughter ] what was going through his head when he said that . Oh, look. Theres history. Im going to go stand on the wrong side of it. [ light laughter ] theres a good chance thats where priebus was sitting when trump fired him. Although, i assume trump didnt actually say anything. He just pushed a button, and priebus fell through a trap door. [ laughter and applause ] but of course, trump wouldnt really use a trap door to fire someone because that is too quick and not nearly mean enough. What really happened is on friday, priebus deplaned from air force one and got in an suv with other staffers. While he was in the suv trump tweeted that he had named a new chief of staff. According to politico, other aides riding with him hopped into a different car once the tweet posted. [ laughter ] his suv separated from the motorcade and went on a rainy ride through washington alone. [ audience ohs ] even worse, it was only raining on that car. [ laughter and applause ] priebus was so willing priebus was so willing to demean himself in service to the president , that he went on tv and defended trumps many absurd lies, like the one about his inauguration crowd. An interview that left even fox news host Chris Wallace completely bewildered. On the left, you have got the obama inaugural crowd. On the right, youve got the trump inaugural crowd. Which one is bigger . You can i was there. You can i can take a picture of the mall right now. I was there. I was there in the mall. [ talking over each other ] its a ridiculous conversation. Great. Put up the picture again. Folks, put up the picture again. You can keep putting the picture up, but i can take a picture of wait a second. I can take an aerial picture right now, chris. And i can say, look at the difference. Seth thats right. He could take an aerial picture. [ light laughter ] in fact, it would probably be easier now, since hes currently atop the Washington Monument hanging out to dry. [ laughter and applause ] in fact, priebus was apparently so servile, that even trivial and demeaning tasks were delegated to him. For example, the Washington Post reported on friday that at one point, during a meeting in the oval office, a fly began buzzing overhead, distracting the president. As the fly continued to circle, trump summoned his chief of staff and tasked him with killing the insect. [ light laughter ] wow, you know your status is diminished when you can be replaced by a strip of sticky paper. [ light laughter ] also, you called Reince Priebus in to kill a fly . Should have called obama. [ smack ] nice. Seth now thats a death panel. [ cheers and applause ] and yet despite all the abuse and all the rumors for months, priebus survived the constant gossip about his rocky tenure in his appending firing. That is until trump hired his new Communications Director, former wall street financier Anthony Scaramucci. Scaramucci, 114 pounds of alfredo sauce, hair gel and rage [ laughter ] tore into priebus in a profanitylatent tirade last week, calling him a [ bleep ] paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac. I love that he used the word, paranoiac. Paranoiac sounds like a town on long island. [ laughter ] how did you get to the hamptons . Oh, you just take the l. I. E. Past ronkonkoma and sagaponack until paranoiac. Boom youre there. [ laughter and applause ] and scaramucci [ applause ] scaramucci had not limited his attacks on priebus to public interviews. He also trashed him in private. According to the daily beast, two sources who have known scaramucci for years say said he called Priebus Reince penis. [ light laughter ] so its official, the white house is a middle school cafeteria. [ laughter ] im sorry, reince. Let me make it up to you. You know, the president and i, you know, we want you to join our reading group. But its called the pen15 club. you just have to write it on your head, and youre in. [ laughter and applause ] so trump faced a choice. He faced a choice, and he chose scaramucci. And as we know, trump is nothing, if not loyal, which means the mooch is here to stay breaking news out of the white house, Anthony Scaramucci is out as White House Communications director after just ten days on the job. Seth man, thats a kick in the reince penis. [ cheers and applause ] scaramuccis last name is longer than his tenure. [ light laughter ] even in his last job, trump only fired one person a week. At this point, getting fired is part of orientation. Heres your desk. This is your extension number, now clean out your desk. [ light laughter ] but just think about that. Scaramucci got priebus fired, and then, he got fired two days later. Thats like telling someone, see you in hell, and then literally showing up in hell the next day. [ light laughter ] now the question is, who will be the next Communications Director . How do you top scaramucci . Would it be an air horn with chest hair . [ light laughter ] a lasagna with a switch blade . A Monster Energy drink with googly eyes . Who knows . But its important to remember that while the white house is in chaos, theres also another dysfunctional branch of government, and thats congress. Because on friday, the white house suffered its most humiliating defeat yet, when gop the healthcare bill was shot down in the stunning late night vote in the senate. Three gop senators, susan collins, lisa murkowski, john mccain voted against the plan. And it happened in the most dramatic way possible with mccain waiting until collins and murkowski had already voted to deliver the final blow. With Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell standing right there in the middle of the chamber watching it all unfold. It was approaching 1 30 when the main crucial climactic vote began. Collins voted no. Murkowski voted no. But mccain didnt answer when his name was called. Hed walked in seconds later, stands in front of mcconnell and ask for the clerks attention. Mr. Peters. No. [ gasps ] of course, majority leader Mitch Mcconnell, arms folded, staring at mccain, watching him walk up the floor knowing the bill was dead. Seth look at mcconnell. [ light laughter ] he looks like a bunch of teenagers just raised up money to save the rec center he wanted to tear down. [ light laughter ] you know, there was one take away from the healthcare vote on friday night, its this. Cspan needs better cameras. [ light laughter ] kids are shooting hd movies with iphones, but i have to watch this high drama on a 1980s mall Security Camera . [ light laughter ] i need closeups, dramatic zooms. Somebody shop a gopro to Mitch Mcconnells head for god sake. [ cheers and applause ] do something. Heres Something Else important to take away from in the healthcare debacle. Its not just trump. The Current Republican Party is just as incoherent and just as dysfunctional as the Trump White House. They wrote the bill, known as the skinny repeal, over lunch on thursday and released it just hours before the vote. And republicans, themselves, even the ones who voted for it, hated it. Senator Lindsey Graham put it this way. The skinny bill policy is a disaster. The skinny bill, as a replacement for obamacare, is a fraud. Seth and then he voted for it he is like a groom whose vows are just a list of grievances. We have nothing in common. Your parents hate me, and ive cheated on you many times. Anyway, im sad to say this, but i do. [ light laughter ] now, trump and his team like to repeat the lie that obamacare is imploding, which its not. But trump does has the power to blow it up, by among other things, withholding subsidy payments for low income people. And now he is threatening to do that, tweeting over the weekend, if a new healthcare bill is not approved quickly, bailouts for Insurance Companies and bailouts for members of congress will end very soon. Trump is actively threatening to blow up the Healthcare System because he didnt get his way. Its like were all on the bus from speed. Trump is dennis hopper, the bus is obamacare, and bernie is an old guy in the back yelling, this ride should be free of charge [ laughter and applause ] so with [ cheers and applause ] constant, constant turmoil, grinding the business of government to a halt, whats trumps next move . Well, it looks like he is leaning harder into authoritarianism. On friday, during a speech to Police Officers on long island, he literally urged them to commit acts of brutality. And when you see these towns, and when you see these thugs being thrown in the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, i said, please dont be too nice. Like when you guys put somebody in the car, and youre protecting their head, you know . When you put their hand like, dont hit their head and they just killed somebody, dont hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay . Seth after that comment, the Suffolk CountyPolice Department was actually forced to issue a statement making clear that, as a department we do not, will not tolerate roughing up prisoners. And that comes in the same week the boy scouts were also forced to issue a statement distancing themselves from the president. So, the police and the boy scouts have both rebuked the president s comments. Whats next . We here at the Public Library in now way support no way support the drawing cartoon wieners in the margins of books . Were at the point now where all of the president s speeches will have to be followed by a legal disclaimer. May god bless the United States of america. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] the views an opinions expressed by president of the United States do not necessarily reflect those of the United States, its government, its people, or any affiliate, groups, organizations, or subsidiaries. [ cheers and applause ] by reading this, you know now that all opinion can be or are intended to be fictitious. And resemblance to actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Molly Shannon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. What makes a lipton meal . First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. 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And the rummage through your closet fee. Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. For a limited time save 300 dollars on the amazing iphone 7. Seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also back with us tonight, fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so great to have you here, fred. Fred thanks, seth. Seth its been a while since ive seen fred, and every time you come back, i feel like you have lived this fascinating life and you have all these Amazing Stories from the time that weve been apart. Fred yes. Seth and i do sometimes worry that you have made up these stories and theyre not actually true. Fred uhhuh. [ laughter ] seth and i just want to say that im your friend, i love you no matter what, you dont have to impress me with made up stories. Fred okay. [ laughter ] seth well anyways, you know weve been talking about on the show that you know, Chris Christie has had sort of angry confrontations with people recently, and i heard you backstage saying that you recently had an angry confrontation with Chris Christie. Is that true, fred . Fred i did. A really angry confrontation. We were in i was in las vegas. Seth uhhuh. Fred and i was just, you know, Walking Around the casino, just trying to, you know i try to go to all of them. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . Just try to hit every casino. Seth theres so many casinos in las vegas. Fred so many but seth why do you try to go to all of them . Fred because its one visit. You know what i mean . So i just went from and then he so im about to get on this tram, and then he comes up to me, he is like, hey man, thats my tram. Im like, i dont care, ill walk. So hes like, sit down. Im like, all right, ill sit down. Stand up. Why do you want me to turn around. [ laughter ] go in to the luxor. And im like, thats like a mile away. Hes like, lets just go to the he started to become friendly. Seth oh my god. Fred so he wanted to go in to the luxor. Seth so this is really hot and cold. Fred hot and cold. Hot and cold. Finally i asked him like, listen, youre really freaking out right now. Can we just go our separate ways . He said yes. Can you help me pay for a hotel . Im like, great. [ laughter ] how much do you want . He wanted 40 bucks. I gave him the 40 bucks. Seth 40 bucks to stay at a hotel . Fred thats what im saying. Seth yeah. Fred and we shook hands, but he gave me an angry look on the way out. He sort of gave me a little like why . Why the angry look . Seth do you think he knew who you were . Fred i dont. Seth okay. Fred he called me gregory. Seth okay. [ laughter ] and are you sure it was governor Chris Christie . Fred im very sure. Seth okay. Fred yes. Seth what gave it away . Fred name tag. Seth okay. [ laughter ] seth yeah thats definitely him. Fred yeah. Seth all right give it up for fred armisen, everybody. So happy to have him back. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, our first guest tongiht is an emmynominated actress and comedian who you know from saturday night live and the hbo show, divorce. She stars in the new film, fun mom dinner, which opens in select cities and will be available on demand friday. Lets take a look. I know this is kind of last minute. But um, melanie, you know, graces mom . She and i are going to go out tomorrow night. I got us a reservation to this new topless place. Would you want to join . Topless . Yeah topless place. I thought, you know, sexy dancers, a little appetizer. No toppers. Oh my god. [ laughing ] toppers. Toppers, yeah, no, toppers. Wow yeah, that would be really nice. Thank you. Yeah, we like to do these fun mom dinners every couple weeks. You know, lots of wine, no kids. Its kind of heaven. Seth please welcome back to the show, our very good friend Molly Shannon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, molly. Thank you, seth. What a pleasure. Congratulations on the emmy nomination. Seth thats very kind of you. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] our writing staff welldeserved for our writing staff. I am so happy to have you here. So this movie, fun mom dinner, its about, as we can tell from the clip, a bunch of moms going out. You play the single mom. I do. Im the single divorced mom. Seth and you actually talked to some of your friends who are actually out on the dating scene like your character is in this film. I did because i wanted to do a little research. So my friend just got divorced recently and shes my age, and i said, what is it like dating . You know shes doing like the swiping and going on dates. And she just said, she was like, uhh, its horrible. She said, all of the men are like weary grandpas. And she said theyre like willy loman like salesman with jowls. Thats what she said. [ laughter ] she was like, its the worst. So it made me very happy to be married. Seth yeah, thats great. Yeah, it was like uhh seth its funny how nothing makes you happier to be married than hearing how lousy the other is. [ laughter ] youre like, honey, i have great news, i heard a horrible story. [ laughter ] exactly. Seth and when youre in a movie and you actually have to have like a sex scene with somebody, like because youre married, and a lot of times the actor youre doing it with is also married. Yes. Seth like, is it easy to just be like, im an actor, this is work . I think its so funny, because ive heard so many people like, i love listening to howard stern when im driving after i drop the kids off. Seth thats good. But anyhow, but you always hear actors talking about how they like, oh, its very professional when you do sex scenes or kissing scenes. You dont feel anything. And im like, what are they talking about . Like, i feel everything. [ laughter ] i get like its so dirty and hot. And im like it feels romantic. And im like, am i falling in love . [ laughter ] like i feel the total, the total opposite. Seth and have you been honest with your husband . Have you told him that . Yeah, just now [ laughter ] im kidding. Seth i know you guys are very happy and you have two beautiful children. Yes. Seth you were saying backstage, 12 and 13. 12 and 13. My daughter stellas 13, and my son nolans 12. And i love being a mom. Seth and you i feel like you had you really took advantage of being a mom and doing really fun things with your kid. And when they were young, you sort of created sort of a fairy mythology for your children. I did. My daughter was really she just loved the whole world of fairies and gnomes and loved that whole thing. So i actually hosted fairy camp at my house where all these kids come for like a week and i would pass out appetizers, and theyd build like fairy houses in the back. Seth yep, heres a little fairy house that was built. Oh yeah, thats seth and that is definitely where a fairy lives, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Definitely. And basically, i grew up, i was a catholic but im not a practicing catholic any more, but i love spiritual parts of religion. But since my kids dont go to church, i wanted to impart their spiritual values somehow. So i started leaving messages from the fairies to my kids, and i was like, im gonna name her fairy gwendalyn. So id be up at like one oclock in the morning. They would leave like, a note for the fairy, and then i would write back as the fairy, but i would imprint my spiritual values in the note. Like, dear stella, its gwendalyn. It is important to treat people really nicely, because then goodness comes back to you. And i write these long like, you know seth thats great, so youre indoctrinating the fairy. Indoctrinating the yes, yes, exactly. And yeah, so that was all. Seth and do you feel like it worked . Yes, i think she really it really did work. She took it very seriously. Seth have you come clean in recent years . No, i have not. Seth oh thats great. So we cant let them watch this either. No, no, no. Seth god, no one in your family can watch tonights episode. [ laughter ] i know, its like, x x x, no. Seth how was seth meyers . We got it was cancelled, i didnt do it. [ laughter ] tell me about there was a time you pretended to be a nanny. Oh yes. I like to play games with my kids and everything, and dress up, and because im an actress and i do characters, i have a lot of wigs in the house. So i said to my daughter we were actually interviewing nannies, and i said, my daughter was like my daughter and i got together, and she said, why dont we trick nolan, my son, her brother, and pretend like im one of the nannies interviewing for a job. So she dressed me up in a wig and sunglasses and like, a scarf and a coat and makeup. And then i went on the front lawn disguised as this nanny coming to the house to interview for a job. And we got nolan and his friend, bobby from the window upstairs, stella was like, look outside, the nannys here. And nolan and his friend looked out and they were like, oh, she looks weird. [ laughter ] and i pretended i looked up at the window and i waved. And i took a leaf from the tree and i waved. [ laughter ] and i really tricked them. Like they really did not recognize me. Seth thats great. That is a really i never realized how creepy someone waving a leaf is. [ laughter ] but i feel like im going to be haunted now by just hearing about it. The leaf nanny waving. Yeah, yeah. Seth and you guys are going traveling . Youre gonna take your kids on a trip . We are, yes. Were actually going to ireland this summer. Seth thats great, and have they ever been . No. Theyve never been. I have never been either. Seth oh thats exciting. You know, im like fullblooded irish. Seth yeah, i was going to say Molly Shannon. I know. It feels like they would have had you back by now. [ laughter ] i know. Yes, so were going to do the whole trip. And then my husband goes back to work and then kids and i are going to venice, paris, and amsterdam. Seth thats really exciting. I cant wait. Seth thats great. I feel like they should run into a weird italian nanny at some point. Just saying. [ laughter ] yes, yes. Seth not telling you how to do your trip. So you have a story. You have an you go to see an endric endocrinologist. Seth what is that . I do. Well thats somebody i have this thing called hypothyroid, which is i think common with some women. But basically, i love my endocrinologist. And i have this thing called asmr. Its like some type of neurological response to soft voices and really and theres like asmr videos on youtube where people go, hi, im going to start the session and they talk into microphones. But that doesnt trigger me. I have to have real people who have soft voices. And when they have a soft voice, you get triggered into like a full you feel like youre getting a full body massage. Like you feel so relaxed. Seth oh, thats fantastic. Yes. Seth so this is kind of a nice thing to have. This is so nice. So i kind of make appointments with him, just to see him, because i love the sound of his voice. [ laughter ] docter cohen, i just wanted to check my blood levels for my thyroid. And then hes like molly, the blood levels look very good. He is very calm. Im not doing a good imitation. He is so calm, and so hes just like, i think the blood looks very good. Im like, do i have hashimotos . And hes like this storys going nowhere. Seth i have a followup question. Okay, wait. Seth is he aware of what his voice is doing to you . I did. I told him, i go, doctor cohen, i love your voice. I go, its so calm. And he was like, thank you. He goes, i actually did an emergency procedure where we had with other doctors practicing during high emergency situation and they all said that i was too calm. [ laughter ] and i was like, yes, you are yeah, so he just has such a soft voice. Seth thats great. And then, but you also, you actually got an actual physical massage . Oh yes. Seth that maybe crossed the line. Yes. I was in ojai, and i had a woman masseuse, and she was very she didnt speak english that well, but she was like, oh, you know, take off the panties. I was like, oh, okay. [ laughter ] european style. I was like, okay. cause you know. Seth yeah. So shes like massaging, massaging, massaging. And then oils, i was like, ooh, so oily. Seth yeah. You know, and then shes like really kind of going down toward my butt. I was like, woo. And then like more oils and really scooping down i was like [ laughter ] seth wow. I was like really getting damp. More oils, and i was like, oh my god. Is she am i getting violated . Seth yeah. [ laighter ] i was like, i think im being violated, but this feels so [ bleep ] good. [ laughter and applause ] seth if youre is it safe to say, that had your endocrinologist been there at the same time talking, you would have just exploded. [ laughter ] exactly. Literally. Seth thanks so much for being here, molly. Always a pleaure seeing you. [ cheers and applause ] Molly Shannon, everybody. Fun mom dinner in select theaters and available on demand friday. Well be right back with matthew rhys. [ cheers and applause ] mawhen it comes to helping. Her daughter, shopping for groceries, unclogging the sink, setting up dentist appointments and planning birthday parties, nobody does it better. Shes also in a rock band. Look at her shred. But when it comes to mortgages, shes less confident. Fortunately for maria, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is an exceptional actor, whos currently nominated for two emmy awards, guest actor in a comedy for his work on hbos girls and lead actor in a drama for his portrayal of an undercover kgb spy on fxs the americans. Lets take a look. He was a guard in a prison camp. You know anything about the camps . I know they existed. Im not sure why my mother didnt tell me, maybe she didnt like what he did. I didnt know anything. Seth please welcome back to the show matthew rhys, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth we should make something clear, because you know, actors do not pick the clips that we just show. That was a spectacularly dull clip. [ laughter ] i fell asleep myself. I woke up and its still going on. I was like, my god. Seth yeah. Take more pauses. [ light laughter ] seth and what an awful thing to do to you, because there you are waiting. You have to watch it. And theres a huge screen back there and you go, oh my god. [ light laughter ] seth i want to assure, in the context of the show, that was a fantastic scene. But i can only go down from here. [ light laughter ] seth but i do i want to get to the americans. But i want to start with girls. You had such a and congratulations on the nominations for both projects. Congratulations to you. [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you. Girls, for those who didnt see, you play an author who sort of uses his influence and the fandom of College Girls to take advantage of them. You end up exposing yourself to hannah in the episode. It is a real creep. A charming creep, but a creep. Pretty creepy, yeah. Yes. Seth how do you feel when you get offered a part, cause they came directly to you with this, how do you feel when theyre like, oh they thought of me. [ light laughter ] exactly it is terrible. More so though, the script supervisor for the americans is also the script supervisor on girls. When they were casting the part, our wonderful script supervisor kim delise went, i know who would be perfect for this sexual predator. [ light laughter ] matthew rhys. So that was my first question to kim. I always thought, where exactly do you see me what way do you see me in this . And jenny kind of who also jenny is the producer of girls, went oh yes, we watched the americans. we thought youd be perfect for this. And then you go, what exactly in the americans do you think about would have been made perfect for this sexual predator . [ light laughter ] sort of question, not just the last five seasons of the americans, my entire life. Seth yeah. As to which part or what have i said or seth well, i never thought of you that way until i saw it, then i go, they chose great. [ laughter ] but, so your partner on the americans keri russell is also your partner in real life. Yeah. Seth you have a Beautiful Boy together, and she was on the show after that episode aired, and because as i said, you exposed yourself. Yeah. Seth we see you expose yourself. It is a prosthetic penis. Yes, it was supplied by a medical company. [ light laughter ] seth but you they offered to let you pick. Yes. Seth and you turned it down. Yes. I just thought i had one of those life moments when you go, you cant pick your own penis. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . Seth right. Because a i think it is just odd, a to zed, or z. It would say kind of everything about you. You go, ill have 12 inch please. [ laughter ] or if you go, that little one will be fine for me. Thank you so much. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . So i just like, leave it to them or the Props Department or someone else. Seth and did you were you then satisfied with what they chose . I was. I looked at it and i went, fair enough. Its right down the middle. [ laughter ] just the way youd want it. [ cheers and applause ] seth great, well done. Yeah. Seth well chosen. Yeah. Seth did you keep it . No. [ light laughter ] that was again offered, and i said, no, im fine. Seth thats definitely, thats a to zed as well. Yes, i had a heavy lunch, im fine. Thank you very much. [ light laughter ] seth so the americans, for those who dont watch, its such a fantastic show. Its based on a real story, but it does feel a little silly, this idea that russians are living in d. C. , you know, at night they go out, they put on wigs. They put on fake mustaches. When you explain the show to people, do you feel like youre explaining a silly premise . Yes. Especially the first season, when youre explaining to everyone, i had to prefix everything by saying this is based on truth, absolute truth. When were shooting the first season, i kept saying, this is ridiculous. And theyre going, this is all based on truth. So its a big ask of the audience to go, yes, we wear wigs at night and then we have kids. And its all based on truth. There would be sleeper cells who were brought they werent illegals, they werent even called spies. Brought in, they had children, they had american accents and they lived as americans gaining intelligence. Seth and, you know, obviously one of the strangest things about the show is when it started, you know, five years ago, russia felt very much like a throwback issue. In terms that you guys were like throwing forward. [ light laughter ] has that changed . Do you feel like not only the way you guys are doing the show, but how its been perceived . Perceived, a little. A lot more people kind of go, did you know . And i go, yeah of course we knew. Thats why we wrote this tv show. Five years ago we knew this was going to happen. [ light laughter ] we got a tip. We got a videotape of big donald in moscow and said, thats what we should be doing. But in season one, they were saying, russian interest in america. Is it really relevant anymore . And you go, i dont know, probably not. Now youre like, wha [ laughter ] seth nailed it. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth it turns out it turned out that you guys had fans in the obamas, and you were invited to a state dinner. And you you were in the caprid seat. This is the best seat to possibly have. You sat next to michelle. And i once also sat next to the first lady and it is a lot of pressure. Mostly i found, i dont know how it was with you, on just a table manners level. Yes, yeah. Seth how was your interaction . Well first off, look, look this is right in the middle of the girls episode. Seth yeah. So im in full pervert lock, for a start. [ laughter ] so im like that look alone is basically the part i played in girls, of a sexual predator, sat next to the first lady. [ light laughter ] if you noticed, the first lady is dressed splendidly in white, all in white. First of all, the first hour, i couldnt speak because youre like seth sure. [ light laughter ] cause you go, what do you say, what do i say that can be of any interest to this woman . Seth yeah. Shes met every head of state. Shes you know, she was obamas boss when they met. You know what i mean . Seth she has immense knowledge. Theres nothing you can say no, that would be any interest or at all entertaining. So the first hour was tough. And then the appetizer comes out, and they put in front this perfectly poached peeled tomato. Tomato, tomato. Seth yeah. Tomato. [ laughter ] and michelle goes, oh thats from the white house garden. You go, oh fantastic. Thank you so much for being here. Right . And she turns to the Prime Minister of singapore to say the same thing, and i, like a five, fouryearold spear the tomato with a fork, whole. Just went like that. [ laughter ] and then my life went into slow mo. This thing went off like a frag grenade. [ laughter ] and youre just watching. Oh no, and you like it is amazing, how fast you mind because i was thinking, either the secret service man will dive in and catch it. [ laughter ] or if i dive in hell shoot me. [ laughter ] so i like i just watched it sail past her. Kind of fluttering down on to the Prime Minister of singapore and just going [ laughter ] yeah. Seth so you survived it. Everything, the dress survived. Yes. I may have bored her to death, but i didnt cover her in tomato. Seth when then its a success. Yeah. Seth thanks so much for being here. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth a continued fan of your work. Really appreciate it. Matthew rhys, everybody well be right back with more late night [ cheers and applause ] buy one take one is back starting at 12. 99 at olive garden. So you can enjoy family time, one more time. Come in for a fan favorite like smoked mozzarella chicken here. Plus all the salad and breadsticks you want, and leave with a great meal too. 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