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If youre too cheap to buy a bowl of candy its hide in the house with the lights off. Im dressed as an eagle, american eagle. Since the election is neck week our theme is halloween. Its america. Its not halloween it is halloween. Guillermo what are you tonight . Guillermo the libert jimmy the liberty bell . [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now . Is that whats going on . Trying to lose weight. Jimmy are you feeling amorous . I see. Theres a big crack in the liberty bell. What happened . Was the liberty bell drinking tequila before work . Guillermo yeah, you got that right. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, all right. A lot of people have been saying hes the taco bell, he is not, our announcer dicky is mt. Rushmore. [ cheers and applause ] dicky thank you very much. Dicky our band leader cleto is uncle sam. Captain america. Jonathan, what are you . American flag. Jimmy youre the american flag, all right. [ cheers and applause ] the white house. What are you . Apple pie. Jimmy oh, right. Very american. And jeff our keyboard player is the constitution of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of work went into this. Our word robe department was working on this since last halloween. Id bring our Costume Designer out to take a bow but hes dead, he is died this morning. Imagine what an amazing place america would be if we put as much time and effort as we do into our Halloween Costumes, you know what the most Popular Halloween candy in america is . According to a survey of over 40,000 americans, kandy korn was the most Popular Halloween candy when they ended up state by state. Reeses Peanut Butter cups got the most votes overall. Reeses got the popular vote, kandy korn won the electoral college. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its a weird way to do a survey. The bigger question is who the hell loves k i mean, was this a survey of people with no teeth . In california the number one was life savers. Which frankly made me embarrassed to live here. Fine, life savers, like saying your favorite color is white. [ laughter ] in arizona, this is a strange one in arizona they favored halloween candy toblerone. Thats when you know you have too many old People Living in are children trickortreating at Dutyfree Shop a the airport . I havent seen toblerone outside of that. The best halloween candy, the number one treat in all the world, this is not from a survey, this is according to me. Can i get a drumroll . [ drumroll ] jimmy thank you. The number one halloween candy in the world is blow pops. [ cheers and applause ] blow if you disagree im going to fight you to the dead, i swear to god. You get a lollipop, then once youre done with that, gum. Blow pops are the candy that serve dessert at the end. Speaking of candy. We started what has become perhaps the most cherished of all the halloween traditions in this country. The tradition in which parents choose trick over treat by their halloween candy. Weve done this for five years running and ill be damned if we arent doing it again this year. Last night we ate all your candy. Why . Because it was good. You ruined my life jimmy in fairness, you ruined hers first. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy the kids have great reactions sometimes theyll even give you a lecture. I told you not to i to y you can never, ever, ever listen about candy jimmy i guess this family runs into that issue a lot . [ laughter ] i dont know whats going on there. Anyway, tomorrow morning is your last chance to participate, our sixth annual halloween youtube challenge, post it to youtube, hey jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. Be on the lookout for a message you to respond to it, well put our favorites on the show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of crying, the cubs lost two home games in the world series over the weekend. They beat the indians to force a game six in cleveland. [ cheers and applause ] the indians lead the series 32. Last week we talked to the worlds most emotional cubs fan, ryan slagle. Theres ryan, he was on the news on the night the cubs won the nlcs, he was crying, he didnt know he was on camera. Everyone he knows made fun of him. We sent him to the game last night in chicago where he filed this exclusive instadium report. Hey, jimmy, lets get some runs here. Jamie, were here in the bathroom line. We are up 31. Weve got a runner on base. Were waiting our whole lives. Were so frustrating, waiting our whole lives. I cant take this, were sick of it come on cubs, lets go jimmy thanks, ryan. He didnt know any of those guys by the way. They just chimed in. This is from the Oklahoma State west sla game saturday. Brady quinn of fox sports made what some are calling the greatest first down measurement call of alltime. If this is short they no doubt would request they take another look. Barely enough to keep this drive moving. Thats a big play for west virginia. Just the tip of the football. Jimmy oh, well. Thanks for clarifying that. I thought Something Else was going on. That wasnt the only moment. Patriots played the bills in buffalo. Pay close attention to the object that wound up on the field here. All right, zoom right in. That is exactly what you think it is. [ laughter ] somebody smuggled it in. This is video from a fan shot shortly after the object touched down. Kids with mops to clean things up. In the nfl, that job goes to the referees. A new sport was invented right at that moment. Someone send that man a new pair of cleats. Oh by the way, while were on that subject, Hillary Clinton hit a bump this weekend on the way to her victory parade courtesy of Anthony Weiner. The director of the fbi sent you know, a vague and mysterious letter to congress on friday in which he said theyve discovered new emails that might be pertinent to the investigation of her use of a private email server. The emails in question building to huma abedin, one of mrs. Clintons top advisers. She happened to be married to Anthony Weiner, until you know what happened. Anyway, she was apparently on his computer, which who can blame her, i would go on his computer too. And sent emails that are now under review. The reason the fbi saw them is investigation for allegedly sexting with an underaged girl, which it really is amazing that these stories have now merged into one. Its like the writers of the election decided to spice things up by throwing some penis in there, you know . The trump campaign, of course, is ecstatic. Ratings on fox news skyrocketed friday when the story broke. We really dont know anything yet. But to see how closely people have been following this, we went on the street and asked people what they thought of the steamy email Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. As far as we know, there was no email exchange between them. But did that stop people from weighing in . Lets find out in tonights Clinton Weiner lie witness news. Are you a donald trump supporter . You werent surprised to see that Hillary Clinton was engaged in steamy back and forth i was not, no. When you saw some of those exchanges what were your yes. You saw the one where he writes, hello smiley devil face, its a. W. , id love to put my weiner in the hill of your beans right now. She writes back, lets slap mustard on that. He writes back ha ha. She says im serious, i love mustard. He says, ill pick some up. Did that surprise you when you first saw it . No. What were your thoughts when you saw their exchanges . He poses as carlos danger, her name is lolita lady boner. Itself. Well, yes. You can clearly see that they were having an affair or something. Yeah, you know. Thats clear. When he writes to her, carlos writes, whats up, girl . And lolita lady boner writes back, kicking it. He writes, i thought your font would be smaller because you the fine print, ha. She says, damn you coining some [ bleep ]. He writes back im as horny as a [ bleep ]. She says, i hear that. Were you surprised when you read that . It doesnt sound like her, people have been talking about that exchange . Ive heard it a time or two. Anthony weiners elderly beleaguered mother anita weiner came out in his defense, you saw that . Do you feel sympathy for anita weiner . I feel sympathy for any mom who has a person in hare family whos totally off the hook with how theyre acting. Its really embarrassing. Would you like to say anything to anita weaner . Say anything youd like to anita weiner. Anita, your pain, sometimes we all have kids that do things that are bad, but you know what, youre a mom and youve got to do what you feel is right. Youve been where anita weiner is . Sometimes, yeah. I think every moms had a point where their kids embarrassed them. Every moms anita weaner . Yes. You saw the photos of anthony weeper . No. Come on, its fine. Its fine. I did, i did, yeah. Thank you for not lying. Okay, cool. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back our 11th annual half and half Halloween Costume pageant with the surprise mystery celebrity too, stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . My mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose any voters, okay . And you can tell them to go f . Themselves. You know you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. You gotta see this, i dont know, i dont remember. Hes going like i dont remember. says it wont let up for a while. The cadillac xt5. What should we do . Tailored to you. Wait it out. Equipped with apple carplay compatibility. . Now during seasons best, get this low mileage lease on this cadillac xt5 chase with 0 apr financing. . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. We are oinging and boinging. Most timeconsuming annual traditions at shoate. We take half of one costume and half of another costume and combine them to make one ridiculous hybrid costume. For instance, if you were to combine mylie cyrus with a cyclops, what would you get . Im not sure. Jimmy does anyone know . What would you get . Miley cyclops. Jimmy there we go, the u. P. S. Guy has a brain in his head. Here it is, our 11th annual half and half Halloween Costume. Guillermo. I think i hear the doorbell ringing. Oh, yes, i do. Please let them in. Guillermo open the door. Jimmy feast your eyes on this. Which im again going to go to the cow because you should certainly know this one. Abe lincoln . Abrahamburger lincoln. Jimmy absolutely correct, well done. Thank you, male cow. I guess i was supposed to let him reveal that, all right. Sorry, abe. All right. I think i hear the doorbell again. And here it is. Open the doors and look at oh my goodness. Now thats not so easy to figure out. Do you have any idea to this is . I have no clue. Jimmy you know . Its a jon snow globe. Jimmy it is a jon snow globe. Winter came and really never left. Hes trapped in that bubble. Thanks, jon snow globe. Guillermo, do you hear rustling outside on our porch . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy yes, i do too. Ringing the bell, open the doors for them. And we have all right, now this one is very topical from this year. You know what it again too . How about you what do you think . Harley queen of england. Jimmy close enough. What are you . I am harley queen elizabeth. Jimmy Harley Queen Liz bet. See that . Did you guys know not at all. Jimmy do you want to try to guess the next one . Sure. Jimmy all right, here we go. Guillermo . Open the doors. This is some costume. All right, okay. So take a look. Drink it in. What do you think we have there . Doesnt look like a certain president ial candidate to you . Whos that . Hillary. Trump hair. Jimmy well, no. You say you know it . I know it. Thats hillary crouton. Jimmy is that hillary crouton . Yes, it is hillary crouton. Its a giant crouton, everybody. Okay, all right. I didnt think the hillary part would be the hard part to figure out. Maybe issue due to the size. Imagine the size of that salad. All right. Whats that i hear . Yes, its a doorbell. Guillermo, who is at our door . Oh oh my goodness. Isnt that adorable. Anybody have a guess . No . Nothing from you . Trickortreater, tell us who you are. Jimmy see that . Hes a lamb. You see that . Hes part alexander you get it, okay, all right i think im about to hear a doorbell. Oh wow. This is a familiar journeyman. This is one of the galaxys most beloved stars. Mr. George takai. Does anyone have a guess as to george what character is george dressed . Go ahead and say it. Thats right. And im very, very, very curious. Oh, my. Jimmy oh, my indeed. Curious george takei. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and our final costume of the night is perhaps the greatest costume weve ever had. Ladies and gentlemen, does anyone want to take a shot at this one . Yes . Kim bongun. Jimmy tell us if that is correct, your excellency. Kim bongun. Jimmy well done. Wow, look at that. Thanks to all our trickortreaters. Thanks to george takei. Thanks to roddy and our wardrobe department. Tremblay is here, be right back with Kathy Griffin [ cheers and applause ] . When the ship comes in by the hollies . Oh the fishes will laugh as they swim out of the path . . And the seagulls theyll be smilin . . And the rocks on the sand . Its so peaceful up here. Yeah. Introducing the new turbocharged golf alltrack with 4motion . Allwheel drive. Im Tom Ohalleran, and i approve this messsage. Paul babeu oversaw a place of horrors as headmaster of a school for atrisk youth. Students were denied basic human rights and were subject to sexual abuse. Arizona deserves better. Arizonas largest newspapers endorse Tom Ohalleran for congress. The republic says, elect Tom Ohalleran. His words match his work. And the daily star said, i spent many years as a Nuclear Missile launch officer. If the president gave the order we had to launch the missiles, that would be it. I prayed that call would never come. [ radio chatter ] self control may be all that keeps these missiles from firing. [ sirens blearing ] i would bomb the [ beep] out of them. I want to be unpredictable. I love war. The thought of donald trump with Nuclear Weapons scares me to death. It should scare everyone. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Jimmy hey, there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight, a mu movie shut in, Jacob Tremblay is here. Hes 10 years old, get your candy ready. Then later, his song is called ledged. Its so hard to pick things up when youre a bird. Its alice cooper from the crown royal outdoor stage. Tomorrow night jake gyllenhaal, hailee steinfeld, music from keith urban, and the results of our annual halloween candy youtube challenge. Wednesday, is our special postcma show with jessica chastain, willie nelson, justin moore, reba mcentire, a hunter hayes hologram and an allcountry music edition of mean tweets. Please join us for all of that. And more. Our first guest is an emmy and grammy awardwinning performer who could be grand marshal in any halloween parade she wanted to but she chose to be with us instead. Her new book Kathy Griffins celebrity runins comes out november 22nd. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy welcome, kathy, how are you . Weve got two copies of your book now, thats exciting. Oh, no. Thats right, i have a book coming out, its going to be so good ill never work again. Thats how juicy this book is. Jimmy this seems like the book you were born to write, a book of the terrible things youve gone to celebrities, terrible things youve said to them, terrible things theyve said to you. Possibly. Jimmy listed in alphabetical order, which is great. If youre a celebrity and worried about being in kathys book, like i was i knew this was coming. You turn to the k. You are quite relieved to see that you are not included. You are totally in there. Jimmy not by name. You better look again. Jimmy it goes from Anna Kendrick to suge knight. I want to get to suge knight by the way. I wrote this book because im 55 years old. Im a chick comic. Im now that person thats almost met ebb. But a lot of people you wouldnt think i have met, like suge knight, or i call him sooj. He has a terrific sense of humor. That was a close call. Jimmy where did you meet suge obviously. Jimmy what was going on there. At kats house . Jimmy what year . Like six months ago. Jimmy no. Before he sued hes on a staycation right now. Jimmy oh. Like ankle bracelet type of thing . Hes emotionally unavailable for the time being. Jimmy i see. I went to kat Williams House one night. I was trying to make kat laugh because i love him. When i saw suge i said, when are your name probable . Its sooj. He makes this the sound where he goes rrr. I got nervous. I wanted to push it. I said, i think you, sooj, need to spoon with me. Im going to be little spoon, you be big spoon. He spooned me. I thought he might pulverize me and crush me. But i just kept pushing it and saying seeing, sooj, doesnt it feel better to have tenderness in your life . He had his arms around me, my boyfriend was terrified watching this. Jimmy yeah, sure, i would have went ditched me . Jimmy yeah. I think you would have felt better. Suge said, this is okay but normally i like [ bleep ]. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] i felt that was an honest answer. Jimmy what . That is definitely an honest answer. Jimmy i live on the edge, james. I live on the edge. Jimmy is sugar knight the scariest person youve met . No, barbara walters. I dont think shell read it, shell hear about it from cindy evans or somebody, shell be livid. Shell say, i really wish you hadnt written those things about me, it was wildly unfair. But actually i kind of wrote a love letter to her so im curious to see who is upset. I want to just talk about this. I know you dont know how to ask me and im going to come out and say why youre not in the book. Jimmy youre going to say why . Because look, i cover 120 celebrities. You know i love you. Jimmy thank you. Its not oh, god. I hate to use the word boring. Its the james [ laughter ] i put so much thought into it. I couldnt come up with one time that was slightly interesting. [ laughter ] i think i weaved you into my tupac shakur story, im not sure. Jimmy whats your tupac shakur story . I worked with him a whole day and i didnt think he could book. For years okay. One time i was on this show Roseanne Barr hosted saturday night special. It has this amazing cast. Jennifer coolidge, laura ki kitelinger. Roseannes like, can we put tupac in a sketch . They put him in. Then they kept reading his lines for him. I was fascinated to see if he was illiterate. I followed him going, how can you be this famous and be illiterate . He wasnt noticing me but he had the dorag and the whole thing. Id be like, . A, b, c . Like trying to i dont know ice t, snoop was there i dont know if ice t was just being a butt. Im sure he could read but it was almost like he couldnt read. Jimmy you say ice t . Tupac i wasnt sure, ice t was reading for tupac. He was helping mill and i wasnt sure why. Jimmy thats really nice. That is really nice. Jimmy in a way maybe hed be like shakespeare, hes passed away so hes not really around to defend himself. Thats yes put the story in. [ laughter ] you should here my biggie story. Jimmy these stories, do you write them down as you experience them . No, actually, theyre all from memory. I wanted everyone to know im not some weirdo who tapes conversations. Some of these stories are 25 years old, 20 years old, some are a theyre all to the best of my recollection and my recollection is perfect. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Kathy Griffin is here. This is her book, celebrity runins. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Lumi . Re, action . Emerge restored. Fortified. Replenished. Emerge everyday with emergenc packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. Why not feel this good everyday . Emerge and see. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. 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Kathy griffins celebrity runins comes out november 22nd. If i can have a oprah moment, everyone here gets a free book. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats nice. Everybody gets this mask and you have to actually use the redeem your free book. Jimmy oprah would just give them the books, i know. Youre right, she totally would. Jimmy im on the page jenner comma kendell. I call her candle. Heres my philosophy on the kardashian records i am busy with the main three. I cant be dealing with candle and francine. I know the candle is your neighbor. That story is one of the many times she has tried to jimmy what do you mean . You heard me, dont stick up for her. I was leaving a party one time. She has a big like suv or whatever. She kept coming so perilously close to me i had to yell to random celebrities this is it, candle jenners trying to kill me. Show peeled out so she got away with it that time. Since shes your neighbor, be careful. Jimmy be careful . You live next door to like Kim Kardashian . And kanye. Yes. Jimmy wow. What do you mean, wow . I did once. Jimmy is that in here . No. Jimmy interesting. A little bit too close to home, perhaps, huh . Wow. No, i think people thought it was kim but i ended up putting candle and mom kris who i call huggy bear. Jimmy huggy bear was a pimp, fyi. [ laughter ] in a good way. Jimmy speaking of moms has your mom read the book . My mother has not read this book but she finds it appalling and offensive. Jimmy for real . Anticipating. No one has read it whos in it. I did get the obligatory call from cher, what did you put about me in my book . Should i know . Maybe i shouldnt know. [ laughter ] swear to god, its a love letter. Shes like, im not up to this. Jimmy cher sounds like benji from the howard stern show. [ laughter ] these are some of the working titles originally. The book was not originally called this. Gifford the story of a woman who was not Kathie Lee Gifford jooncht i feel that was very moving. A nod to your career in primetime television, suddenly boozing. Four years on nbc. Jimmy kath22. Theres always a catch. Jimmy this is a good one, make america gay again. [ cheers and applause ] finally, i dont know what this is. I hope to see this actually get made one day. [ laughter thats the real me. Jimmy well, kathy, the book is a lot of fun. Its wonderful to see you. Well give everyone in the audience these haunting kathy heads. [ cheers and applause ] go online, i dont know how to do it, but Kathy Griffin, celebrity runins comes out 22nd and see her live in l. A. At november 28th at the wiltern theater. Well be right back with Jacob Tremblay. [ cheers and applause ] . Simulation initiated. . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. I struggle with bipolar depression, and its tough. 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Woman a school that used to be run by pinal county sheriff paul babeu. Disturbing. Man babeus school was unlicensed, abusive, and dangerous. Woman paul babeu exposed in a damning home video. Man congressional candidate not only ran a boarding school rife with abuse, he supported the abusive practices and even bragged about them. Paul babeu is unfit to represent us. House majority pac is responsible jimmy still to come, music from alice cooper. Our next guest made the ultimate sacrifice. He skipped trickortreating to be here tonight. You know him from the multiawardwinning movie room, his latest thriller shut in opens november 11th. Please welcome Jacob Tremblay [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look good, wow. Look at you, have you ever seen top gun . Yes, i did. Jimmy when did you see it . Well, my parents love, you [ laughter ] movies from the 80. How old are your parents, do you know . I think my dads 39. Jimmy oh my god, thats so old. And my mom i know, right . [ laughter ] jimmy its ridiculous. My moms like jimmy cherish them, you wont have them long. [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy how old do you think i am . What would you guess . 40 . Jimmy thanks. Yeah, thats right. [ laughter ] really . Jimmy well done. By the way, do you dress as not just tom cruise in top gun, you were dressed as marty mcfly also. [ cheers and applause ] you love the 80s, i guess. Yeah, i do. Because my parents showed me lots of stuff from the 80s. I told you that earlier. Jimmy i heard you, im old, you know, im close to death, i told you that earlier also. Whats your name . [ laughter ] uh well maverick is your name, thats right. Maverick. Youre 10 years old. You just turned 10, right . Yeah, october 5th. Jimmy happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] did you have a fun party . I hope so. It was a really fun party. And the girl chased me around a whole time, i got a cramp. But my boyfriends, my friends, came to the rescue and saved me. Jimmy they did . This is a real scripts . [ laughter ] it actually happened. Jimmy actually happened, wow. How many girls and boys were at the party . I dont know. There was just a lot. Because i invited my whole class. Jimmy oh, you did. You have to invite the whole class, right . You cant leave anybody out. Dont leave anyone out. Jimmy were there certain people you would have left out if you were allowed to . No. Jimmy good answer. [ applause ] jimmy . Jimmy yes. I need to talk to you about something really serious. Jimmy really . Uhhuh. Leave . Uh well, plug your ears, people. Jimmy whats the problem . Okay. I need you to stop telling kids parents to take their candy away. Jimmy oh. You dont like that, huh . Yeah. Jimmy have your parents ever taken your candy away . No, but jimmy, its not nice. . Im feeling intimidated right now. [ laughter ] you may not like candy, you but we love candy. Jimmy oh, i love candy, as a matter of fact. Thats why i want to eat all of it. How would you feel if your wife came up to you one day and said, hey jimmy, i spent all your money [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a good point. Youd probably cry. Youd probably throw a tan actual. You might even swear a little bit. Jimmy what planet are you from . Youre not one of our human chirp, youre much too intelligent. I think you may have been sent here. Im from planet canada. [ laughter ] jimmy youre in this scary movie now. Its scary. A psychological thriller. I mean, when i watched it, i had to cover my eyes the whole time, i barely got to watch the movie. Jimmy you were too scared of your own movie . Well no. Jimmy are you allowed to see it at this if you went to the Movie Theater you wouldnt be allowed to see it, right . They know who i am. [ laughter ] im allowed to see that movie. Jimmy i see, i gotcha. If youre in the movie its okay. Yeah. But when youre filming the movie, its not that scary. Because theres a bunch of cameramen all over the place. Jimmy right. You look in the corner, theres a guy eating a sandwich. Jimmy right. And that always makes everything wince its edited and theres scary music jimmy all of a sudden it changes. I dont have any candy, i apologize. Oh yeah. Jimmy i do have some cough drops. So there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill keep these for myself. Jacob tremblay, everybody shut in opens november 11th. Well be right back with alice cooper reporter the Jimmy Kimmel Live you by the new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Its not uncommon for autistic kids to flap their hands. And so when i saw that, that was completely disqualifying. Im a republican, but this election is so much bigger my son max cant live in trump world. So im crossing party lines and voting for hillary. I dont always agree with her, but shes reasonable. And shes smart. She can work with people to solve problems. I want to be able to tell my kids that i did the right thing when it really mattered. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Jimmy thanks to Kathy Griffin, Jacob Tremblay, george takei, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next but first here with the song elected alice cooper . Im your top prime cut of meat im your choice i wanna be elected . . Im your Yankee Doodle dandy in a gold rolls royce i wanna be elected kids want a savior . . Dont need a fake i wanna be elected were gonna rock to the rules that i make . . I wanna be elected elected why not me elected . . Im your man ive always been cool i wanna be elected . . I gotta get the vote and i told you about school i wanna be elected elected . . Why not me elected you know im your man four, three, two, one . . Respected woah woah oh oh i wanna be elected . . By the people of california . I promise a coalition of the new party, the wild party, though i know we have problems right here in hollywood, we have problems in san francisco, san jose, los angeles, all over california, and person al ally i dont c we got to win this one take the country by storm. . I wannabe elected . . You and me strong i wannabe elected . . Elected . Im your man . Elected . Im your voice . Respected . By you and you and you . Ladies and gentlemen, the candidates . . . . . . This is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. Girls power. Its important to go to the places where your voice may matter. Lena dunham on the trail chasing down voters for Hillary Clinton, now up against a new fbi email investigation. There is no case here. Feeling grateful. Thank you, Anthony Weiner but will it all matter to young voters in swing states like north carolina, where the contenders are in a dead heat . Plus, these political impersonators have voters seeing double. Where you from . Spain. I love spain. 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