Father john misty, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 674. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it back to you. Welcome to welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] weve got a big show tonight. Oh, my goodness. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hi, everybody. Guys, this sunday is mothers day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so happy mothers day to all the moms out there. And get this, i saw that hooters will be giving moms free entrees. [ laughter ] but before you take your mom to hooters on mothers day make sure you have a good playlist for the long silent car ride home. Thats my only that was weird. Actually i read that mothers day is the most popular holiday to go out to eat. Millions of moms taking 20 minutes to decide what to order, then getting the weirdest thing on the menu. Thats were at a diner. Why would you get the whole lobster . I dont like lobster. I dont know. I just felt like it. Seriously, i went with my mom to some we went to a place called johnnys burritos or something. The name of the place is johnnys burritos. And we were sitting there, i go what do you want . She goes, i think lamb chop looks good. [ laughter ] i go, what . It dont look good. Were at a burrito place. Theyre saying that the average person was expected to spend 186 for mothers day. So i guess that means that the average person gave their mom five edible arrangements. [ laughter and applause ] i hope you like cantaloupe, mom. Call me when you get to the cantaloupe. Yeah. Its always at the bottom. And warm. This is pretty crazy. A mom in california just gave birth to a 13 1 2pound baby boy. [ audience ohs ] the nurse was like, congratulations. And the baby said, thank you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] mmmbopmmmbop mmmbop pow pow giddyup heighho silver away [ audience clapping ] jimmy one of the oak ridge boys. [ laughter ] he sang bass for the oak ridge boys. Hey, heres the latest out of washington you guys. Today President Trump actually threatened to stop Holding White house press briefings. The press said thats outrageous while sean spicer said, lets hear him out. Hold on. [ laughter ] he might have a point. I kind of like it. Speaking of sean spicer, today he was asked whether trump is taping conversations in the white house, and he declined to comment. When asked why, he said, because he might be taping us. [ laughter and applause ] there are rumors swirling that conversations in the white house are being secretly recorded but officials said the only recording device in the oval office is the nanny cam they use to keep an eye on trump. [ laughter ] thats the only one there though. Is he sleeping yet . Hes still moving hes still moving around. Hes tweeting. Somebody get in there. Hes tweeting. [ laughter ] i read that a lot of people who work at the fbi are upset about the way james comey was fired and that they might start leaking secrets about trump and his team to get back at them. Well, they already leaked a few of them to us and were going to share them with you right now. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy absolutely. For example, they said betsy devos starts each morning by saying, alexa, whats the weather . To a flower vase. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah, every morning. [ laughter ] they said sean spicer wakes up every day and pours a handle of vodka into the coffee machine. [ applause ] can you do that . And finally, they said donald trump is actually just three kids in a tabby cap stacked on top of each other and wearing a trench coat. [ applause ] and yesterday you see this, trump sat down for an interview with lester holt and at one point the president talked about all the World Leaders hes gotten to speak with. And he seemed really proud of himself. Take a look. I talk all the time, just spoke with the head of the new head of south korea who just got elected. I speak with the head of india. I speak with the head of china. I have to speak with putin also. Its called russia. [ laughter ] jimmy its called russia. I have to speak with the head of narnia. [ laughter ] i have to speak with lord voldemort. I have to speak with queen latifah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i have to speak with mayor mccheese. Steve everybody. Jimmy everybody, grimace. [ laughter ] this made me laugh here. I read that after after meals at the white house, trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else at the table only gets one. [ laughter ] when asked why he likes having two scoops, trump said next to each other they look like boobs. Why would you . Steve thats weird. Jimmy why would you steve wow. Jimmy and in his weekly address, trump spoke to all the recent graduates out there and he was pretty emphatic. Listen to this. To all of americas youth, we are here to help create the jobs and future you deserve. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Steve come on. Jimmy were they putting the words into the prompter one at a time. [ laughter ] as he was saying it, theyre typing in words . I. Learned. To read. At. Trump. University. [ laughter and applause ] you deserve. And you. Dont. [ laughter ] guys, its the end of another crazy week and since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we put together a a little montage that focuses on the key words used this week. Its something we call this week in words. Hope you enjoy this. [ cheers and applause ] wow, whoa wow whoa, whoa, whoa white house drama very confused that an fbi director has been removed the president he specifically stated youre fired fired, fired, fired terminated its insane off the charts crazy donald trump uses the phrase he made famous youre fired go hes running the country like his reality show conflict candle repercussions you only want to talk about russia, russia, russia trump and russia no collusion its hard to avoid the conclusion that the president s decision was related the president is being investigated sean spicer will be bombarded believe me we are just Getting Started [ cheers and applause ] jimmy believe me. You. De. Serve it. Happy. Grad. U. Ation. [ laughter ] you know, i read some more trouble for united airlines. Can you believe this . Steve no i cannot. Jimmy this is real. I guess one of their flights was evacuated last night after a customer saw a scorpion crawl out of a passengers sleeve. A scorpion. When the scorpion saw it was a a united flight, it crawled right back up. Im not im not taking any chances. Are you kidding me, man . Steve whoa jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much for being here. Thank you for watching. Come back again next week. Next week we have michael fassbender. We have kerry washington. We have Dwayne Johnson and katy perry will all be here. Steve whoa jimmy its a big week. But its a big night. First, we have its a giant, giant show. His number 2 jersey will be retired sunday night. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy at Yankee Stadium. Hes one of the greatest of all time. Derek jeter is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh love that guy, man. Steve love that dude. Jimmy plus she stars in the new Netflix Series 13 reasons why. Katherine langford is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from Father John Misty, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is the deluxe this is the deluxe edition of his record right here. Pure comedy. Watch what you can do. You take this out. You go from this, you can make it you can make it into hell if you want. Steve oh, my god. Jimmy its up to you. Whatever mood youre in. Steve whatever mood youre in. Jimmy look at this. A little rainbow right there. Steve rainbow. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Father john misty, pure comedy, yeah. Father john is on the show tonight. [ applause ] hey, guys, this sunday is mothers day. A day to celebrate everything we love about our moms. So with that in mind we sent our writer Joe Firestone down to 30 rock plaza to talk to some moms and their kids. Its a new segment called tonight show mom talk. Take a look at this. Tonight show mom talk hi, jimmy, im down here in Rockefeller Plaza. Im going to talk to moms and their kids about mothers day. Are you going to do anything for your mom for mothers day . Were going to walk around the city and show her around. Okay, yeah. The free mothers day. Yeah. I get you. Have you liked everyone your sons have dated . Yes. Everybody . Yes. Because they really havent had many dates. Do you do an impression of your daughter . Whatever. That was so fast. You had that ready. Does your mom have any celebrity crushes . Donny osmond. She saw donny osmond in vegas. Donny osmond . Yeah. Still . Yeah, from here to there i saw donny osmond. I was like, yay out of all the celebrities who do you think your mom looks the most like. Rory off gilmore girls, but like old. Old rory of gilmore girls. So i got a question. J. J. , whats happening on sunday . Its my birthday. Okay, besides your birthday okay, besides your birthday. Whats happening . Its my birthday. Okay, besides your birthday. Right . Mothers day, right . Say mothers day. Mothers day. Mothers day, mothers day. Oh, my gosh. Thats so great. How would you describe mom . She loves me. She loves you . Yeah. Thats pretty good. Is that a good way to describe you . Thats true. My favorite thing, right . This is like an advertisement for motherhood. [ applause ] how would you describe your mom in one word . Friendly. Beautiful. Love her. Love her . Lovely. Lovely. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Merry christmas. Merry christmas. I got a merry christmas. That was great. Happy mothers day, everybody i wish my mom was here. Hey, happy mothers day, mom. Thank you, jo. Call me some time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy mothers day to jos mom, my mom, my wife nancy and to all the moms out there watching. We love you. Well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] your date with destiny has arrived. Lets do this new cinnamon frosted flakes are finally here. Sweet cinnamon and the frosted crunch you love. Well . Tastes like victory t. Tastes like victory. Theyre great hawe got you this. oh, boys. And i got you this. Edible arrangements for mothers day. 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James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve wow, a little tude. Jimmy yeah, he looks a a little concerned. [ light laughter ] someone stole his tie, i guess. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, donald trump, for firing fbi director james comey, which is weird considering youre the person most in need of a comby. Steve oh [ applause ] jimmy its windy. Thank you, mothers day, for being that one time every year im suddenly reminded how much extra it costs to have a gift shipped overnight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow . Thank you, canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto and french president elect Emmanuel Macron for making International Politics feel like the cover of a romance novel in the book section of a grocery store. [ cheers and applause ] steve oolala. Jimmy good looking dudes. Yeah. Thank you, commencement speeches, for giving students one last chance to not Pay Attention during a lecture. [ applause ] my last name is zedman, too. Steve oh. With two zs. Jimmy theyre going alphabetically. Steve oh, boy. Im not wearing anything underneath this robe. [ laughter ] jimmy you said that too loud, dude. Steve whats that . Jimmy you said that too loud, man. Steve sorry, zed, zed. Jimmy zed zed zedman. Thats a weird name. Steve oh, busted. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] steve busted [ applause ] jimmy thank you, dove body wash, for releasing bottles designed to reflect the shape of different body types. Because nothings more empowering than standing in the middle of a cvs trying to figure out which pale plastic blob i look like naked. [ cheers and applause ] start with this one and work for that one . I dont know. Steve lose, lose, lose. Jimmy thank you, people walking in flipflops for making it sound like someones getting slapped every few seconds. [ applause ] [ slapping noise ] [ laughter ] derek jeter [ clapping ] derek jeter [ clapping ] derek jeter [ clapping ] derek jeter [ clapping ] [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, yeah. Jimmy that was good, man. All right. Now were even, right . Were even right . [ laughter ] woo. Jimmy thank you, moms, for teaching us how to be smart and how to be strong and how long a a voice mail can be. [ cheers and applause ] so we had the lambchop, and i just had it felt like a a lambchop. And so, then i decided not to have it. Then i figured well, why not . It looked good so i tried to have it. I had the well, anyways, call me, ill tell you the whole story. [ laughter ] thank you, pugs for looking like dogs that just havent been fully inflated yet. There you go, everybody. Those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with derek jeter, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chevy is the most awarded car Company Three years in a row. Really. 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Unlock instant savings now and earn free nights to use later. Hotels. Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a philanthropist and entrepreneur who also happens to be one of the greatest players to ever wear the uniform of the new york yankees. Please welcome, the captain, derek jeter [ cheers and applause ] jimmy feel the love right there. Come on. Welcome back. How are you . Jimmy im doing great. Its good to be back. Jimmy im happy its good to see you. Got my guys over there, the roots. Jimmy theyre the best. They love you, man. I got to congratulate you on a a bunch of things. First of all, you got married to your beautiful wife hannah davis. Thank you. Jimmy congratulations on getting married. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and congratulations. You guys are expecting a baby girl. This is [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy that is awesome. You know, we i hate to say it because my wifes in the back. But when she was in new york for a launch week, it was right after we had she had announced that she was pregnant. And she was doing an interview. And they asked her, do you have any weird cravings. And my wife mentions beef jerky. Now, she doesnt eat red meat, but she mentions beef jerky. Now we have a lifetime supply of beef jerky at the house. So if anybodys listening, she really craves ice cream. [ laughter ] strollers. Jimmy strollers. Rolls royce. She loves rolls royces. [ laughter ] shes really craving them right now. Why not . Go for it. [ cheers and applause ] thats the best. She looks so shes glowing. She looks so you guys look so happy. You need to tell her that because every time i say it, she says im lying. Jimmy oh she looks gorgeous, oh my god, she looks so happy. Theres a lot of emotions that you deal with when someones pregnant. So im learning this. She didnt tell me that part. Jimmy you are going to flip out. Youre going to love it. Being a dad is the greatest thing ever. Jimmys got two daughters, so im trying to get some advice from him. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have some good advice. Oh yeah. Are you guys talking about what maybe the babys first words are going to be . Yeah, we want it to be dad. Da da. Jimmy yeah, da da. We have your book. Yes, i need to read it. Jimmy a very smart person, yeah, wrote a book called, yes, babys first word will be da da. [ cheers and applause ] this is the thing heres the deal. Because you dont think its a a competition. And hannah will say, oh, no, let the baby say dad, im cool with it. Its its a trick. Its trick. Everyone wants the baby to say mama. Yeah. I know, im pretty sure thats going to be a a competition. My wifes very competitive. Jimmy its gonna be, yeah. Right now its like 9010 its mama. [ laughter ] so you really got to work at it. I was lying to my child. I would like hold the bottle, id bring the bottle over and go da da . [ laughter ] i didnt care if my kid was stupid. I just wanted the first word to be da da. Thats someone elses job to teach the child. Whatever works right . Jimmy trust me. Because once they do that, i win for life. Thats it. I won. Yeah. Jimmy speaking of books, congrats on jeter publishing. We were talking about this last time you were on. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you very much. Jimmy you also have the players tribune, which is man congratulations on this website. This is where the players [ applause ] i mean, we talked about it before it launched. You launched it when you retired, and then everyone its just taken off. And its like no filter. Just athletes just talking straight to people. Directly to the fan base. We wanted to give athletes a a platform and supply them with the tools to speak effectively directly to the fans. You know, a lot of times you hear athletes say that, you know, people say athletes are scared to speak to the fans. But i mean speak to the media. But i think theyre more concerned with how their message is going to be twisted and turned. So we wanted to eliminate that and make sure the athletes have the tools to speak in an effective manner. And you know weve grown quite a bit since we launched. Jimmy i know kobe wrote that love letter to basketball. He did, yes. Jimmy fantastic. And we turned that into a a movie, by the way. I dont know if you saw. Athletes have a lot of interests outside of just sports. And they want to have the platform to share those interests. Jimmy youre expanding it. Right, arent you doing podcasts . Were a podcast. We have videos, we have written pieces, we have podcasts. Yeah, were going to get jimmy, im trying to get jimmy to be an intern. That might be a good [ laughter ] jimmy intern . Why dont you just have me write something for it. Unpaid intern. [ laughter ] jimmy its like lamest thing ever. I think you just never got over the fact that i won the golf tournament. The derek jeter turn 2 Foundation Golf tournament we have no proof of that, do we . [ light laughter ] its just hearsay. Jimmy its a memory engraved you are still doing it, right . You just did one i just did it in vegas. We had the tournament down in tampa for about ten years where you came down and we moved it out to las vegas, at shadow creek. Jimmy i noticed that, yeah. Its a fun [ light laughter ] jimmy once i started coming, you moved we moved the tournament. [ laughter ] jimmy i i won the tournaments. I won your golf tournament. I am the champ. Im the winner. [ cheers and applause ] they should retire my jersey was i wearing a jersey. Its handy cap adjusted is the best way to put it. Jimmy i was with the guys do you remember, i was with the guys from bevex. Yes, i do remember. Jimmy it was like fedex but florida version. Ive never heard of them before Something Like that. Jimmy i dont know. Something like that but the guys from bevex, it was great and we went and then we ended up, we won the tournament. Im awful at golf. And i dont know how i won. But then i was so happy. You took a photo with me. And gave me a plaque or something. [ laughter ] i wish we had the picture. Jimmy you are so mad. Im pretty sure i was mad. Jimmy its such a fake smile like yeah great. You really deserve this. Yeah, great. You see, golf is tough, you know. Obviously i played used to play baseball for a career. Golf, you have to play all your foul balls. You know what i mean . They all count. Theres no doovers. Every strike counts. Jimmy are you like intense golfer . I am consumed with trying to be good at it. You know, its the only thing i like to do by myself. Ill go out jimmy really . All by myself to play 18 holes in a couple hours. So im trying to improve. I had a long jimmy i dont keep score sometimes. I dont even worry about improving my game. [ laughter ] thats just sort of a a glorified rain session, if youre not keeping score. Youre just out there paying a a lot of money to hit balls all over the place. You got to keep score. Jimmy no, im walking. Im walking. [ laughter ] i dont walk in a driving range. Exercising. Jimmy if they had a a treadmill at the driving range, i would do that. Id hit a ball, then id walk on the treadmill for like five minutes then hit another ball. [ light laughter ] yeah i would do that. I want to talk to you about more stuff when we get back. More with derek jeter when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] your date with destiny has arrived. Lets do this new cinnamon frosted flakes are finally here. Sweet cinnamon and the frosted crunch you love. Well . Tastes like victory t. Tastes like victory. Theyre great deartheres no other way to say this. Its over. Ive found a permanent escape from monotony. Together, we are perfectly balanced, our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. 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The turn 2 foundation, how much money have you made . We have given back over 23 million. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy do you get to watch baseball now . Or you dont . I do. You know, when i first retired, i needed to get away a little bit. So i didnt want to watch. But as ive gotten away, i start to watch. I watch a lot of friends that are still playing. Watch the highlights. But yeah, i find myself watching. Jimmy what do you think of this guy here . Aaron judge. [ cheers and applause ] aaron, you know, aaron ive known for a while. Ive gotten an opportunity to get to know him speaking to some of the Minor League Players down in tampa. And hes had a tremendous start to his career, but more importantly he handles himself well. Hes a good person. He works hard. He has the right demeanor and attitude and hopefully has a a long career. Jimmy we just did a bit with him today. We filmed a piece that will be really funny. Its gonna air monday if youre a fan dont its pretty good. I dont want to no spoilers. Whats going to happen this sunday at Yankee Stadium . This is exciting. It is. You know, i dont know. Ive always, in my career, ive never sort of enjoyed the moment because im always looking to whats next. So im trying to go in there with an open mind and just experience it and no preconceived notions. Just want to enjoy it. Jimmy your familys going to be there. Everyones gonna be there. Everyones going to be there. Yeah, so its you talk about the history of an organization, it doesnt get any better than the new york yankees. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy absolutely. And to have your number retired, never part of the dream that i had. Jimmy and with your beautiful wife and its mothers day, and its like, im crying already. Im not even getting honored. Yeah i know, jimmy asked me if i was going to cry. A lot of pressure on me. I have no clue. Jimmy you better. You know, ive always been bad at speaking. I dont try to i dont like to prepare speeches. Because then if you forget one part of it, it doesnt make sense. Jimmy yeah, of course. I just sort of wing it. So i dont know whats going to happen. Jimmy i read your thing in the players tribune. It was a beautiful thing. Thank you. Jimmy that will make you tear up just reading that. So you got that part out of the way. But derek i was there for every like little milestone in your career. Yeah, jimmys one of those guys like wheres waldo . Jimmys always at the stadium. You know, every time jimmy trying to ruin your moment. Theres a big moment, i would look around and they show the highlights and theres jimmy jumping up and down. He was always there. Jimmy i never knew really what to do with my hands, so i always jump up and down when i get nervous. I have known jimmy for a a long time. And i hosted saturday night live in 2001, and jimmy was so good to me during that thing. I have the utmost respect for all the actors and actresses on saturday night live. I have never been so scared before in my life. And you took care of me. So i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i just so many amazing moments in your 20year career. Wow. Thats a long time. Jimmy as a yankee. We put together a highlight reel. I didnt want to tell you about this. Would you mind sitting a minute and watching this. [ unintelligable ] [ laughter ] jimmy no, its all good. Its all good. Heres derek jeter. Heres the kid derek jeter hunting for his First Major League hit. And sends a base hit into left hit toward the hole, jeter backhands from the outfield grass, got him. [ cheers and applause ] giambi on his way to third. The throw misses a cutoff man. Shoveled to the plate. Out at the plate. Brocious and jeter both over jeter did he get it. Did he get it . Did he get it . He got it. He got it. [ cheers and applause ] jeter on the run. Makes the play. And flies into the stands. [ cheers and applause ] wow, jeter really blood on his jersey, i think. [ crowd chanting ] derek jeter. Derek jeter. [ cheers ] deep to left field. Going back looking up, see ya. 3,000, history. The exclamation point. And the 20. There it is. [ cheers ] for 72 years lou gehrig has been the yankees alltime hits leader. Now its derek jeter. It would be true hollywood if jeter gets a base hit to win the game. And the pitch is lined. Base hit, right field. Here comes richardson. Here comes markakis throw. Its going to be not in time. Richardson scores on a base hit by derek jeter. Is that unbelievable or is that unbelievable . Jimmy it is unbelievable or is it unbelievable . Congratulations to derek jeter [ cheers and applause ] thank you buddy its gonna be great. I appreciate that, thank you. Jimmy well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] a naturally aspirated 5. 0liter v8 engine. A 10speed directshift transmission. A meticulously crafted interior. All of these are feats of engineering. 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Dont stop now, its easy to add to the routine. Join Energy Upgrade california and do your thing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest has received rave reviews for her fantastic work in the hit Netflix Series 13 reasons why which is currently streaming. Please welcome the very talented, the very lovely Katherine Langford. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much for being here. No, thank you for having me. Its my first like solo talk show. So im very excited i get to do it with you. Jimmy all right lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] well, were happy to have you. They love you as well. Thank you. Jimmy i wanna know all about you. I know youre youre from australia. Yes. [ cheers ] yes jimmy yeah, we got a lot of australian fans. Yeah, we allow two to three fans in a night from australia. Thats it, yeah. [ light laughter ] cheers. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. I heard that lady gaga was a is a big inspiration to you. You love lady gaga. I do, yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Why . Just because shes a great performer . Or what what do you love about her . I think a, i think shes a great performer, but like, i think there was a a moment for me where i really i dont know, it was kind of like this epiphany. And it was when i went and saw her in concert when i was 16. And she played this song cause like she did her big set. And then she comes to like, the front of the stage and its just her and a piano. And she did this song called princess di and i just remember like, being so enamored by her and that particular song that, i went home and that week i taught myself how to play it. Like, i went on youtube and i watched a tutorial and i cause i didnt i never like, played piano or anything before. I remember i was jimmy you learned how to play piano from that . [ laughter ] can you do that . Well, like i learned the concept jimmy im so old, i dont know that you can do that. Can you do that . You can just go learn i guess why not . Yeah. Jimmy does lady gaga know that she basically taught you piano . I i dont think so. But like there was i think she sort of knows who i am. Which is a weird thing to say like, cause a fan i did this interview and i pretty much they were like, whos your favorite artist . And i was like lady gaga. And a fan tweeted it at her and she reposted it and wrote like katherine with a love heart. Jimmy oh. Like the thing is, though, like i dont have twitter, right . So, the way i found out was, i was shooting a film, nighttime, didnt have my phone. Came back to my trailer and i kid you not, there were like, five messages, three missed calls. Everyone was like, katherine, my publicist was like, katherine, you need to go on to twitter right now. And i was like, [ bleep ] my nudes have leaked, like that was my thought. [ laughter and applause ] right. Yeah. Jimmy thats the first thing thats the first thing i think, too, yeah. [ laughter ] my nudes have leaked. Yep. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Well, thank god that didnt happen at all. No, no. Jimmy lets talk about 13 reasons why. Yeah. Jimmy congratulations on this. Man, oh, man, this is a its a big hit for you. Oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great performance. Yeah. Jimmy can you explain what the show is about to anyone who hasnt seen it yet . Well, i mean, the show its based on a novel by j. Asher. He wrote it ten years ago. And pretty much it it follows a girl called hannah baker who i play, who commits suicide and leaves a a box of tapes explaining the reasons why she did it. Jimmy i mean, its a its a pretty deep subject to bring up. Its a big subject matter. I know theres a little controversy around it, too, because people are saying maybe it glorifies suicide. Yeah well, i mean i mean, of course, like theres controversy, cause you need to have like i think things like these instigate discussion, which is the important part. And i think, you know, that we cover so many important issues in the show, that are gonna affect people differently, depending on their own personal context. And im like, everyones feelings are valid, so im not going to tell anyone to feel anything differently. But you know, personally like, being directly involved in the show, and seeing the thought and the consideration that went into it, and also being a young adult, playing a young adult and covering issues that are relevant. I feel really proud of of the way that we covered it and the way we showed things. And i think, the other cool thing as well, like, when netflix is yes, we made this piece of entertainment and there was a focus on trying to show it in a way that showed justice to the message in the book. But then what they also did is i feel like theyve taken responsibility, and also, like the after care. So, we have a 30 minute beyond the reasons which played straight after to episode 13. And there are trigger warnings on 9, 12 no, yeah, 9, 12, and 13. And you know, for me personally as well, i i kinda take that upon myself as well. Like my instagram following has just grown exponentially. And i pretty much just put the links for 13 reasons why. Info and the organization itsonus. Org, i put their links in my bio. cause i figure like, if one in, you know, one in ten girls watch that, yeah, thats like, out of 5 million, youre gonna hopefully help a lot of people. So, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its great that youre doing that. Yeah. Jimmy and if you have if youre going through problems, call somebody. People are out there to help you. I want to show a clip. Heres Katherine Langford in 13 reasons why. Take a look at this. Just in shadow over the moon. Look. Growing slowly. A shadow growing slowly. You know, just a little bit by little bit. Look closely. I see it. I see it. Its kind of scary. Is it . Huh. Jimmy Katherine Langford, everybody. 13 reasons why is streaming on netflix. Well be right back with music from Father John Misty stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well its a perfect nespresso morning here, george. Hold on a second. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . Um yeah, i love coming up here. Because it is beautiful. And uh, it helps put things into perspective, you know . From my point of view, a big thing is the gasoline that i use. I find it pretty reassuring to know that no other gas can beat the cleaning i get from chevron with techron. Its engine cleaning that you really cant top. No gasoline cleans better than chevron with techron. Care for your car. Im sorry. Am i in your spot . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is currently on tour in support of his new album pure comedy. Performing total entertainment forever, please welcome Father John Misty. [ cheers and applause ] bedding taylor swift every night inside the oculus rift after mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes and now the futures definition is so much higher than it was last year its like the images have all become real and someones living my life for me out in the mirror oh can you believe how far weve come in the new age freedom to have what you want in the new age well be entertained rich or poor the channels are all the same youre a star now baby so dry your tears youre just like them wake on up from the nightmare nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah cmon oh oh oh no gods to rule us no drugs to soothe us no myths to prove stuff no love to confuse us not bad for a race of demented monkeys from a cave to a city to a Permanent Party cmon oh oh oh when the historians find us well be in our homes plugged into our hubs skin and bones a frozen smile on every face as the stories replay this must have been a wonderful place [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Father john misty pure comedy is out now. My thanks to derek jeter, Katherine Langford, Father John Misty once again, ladies and gentlemen and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight aidy bryant, star of american gods, actor ian mcshane, music from raelynn, featuring the 8g band with lucius. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful. Absolutely wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Today was take your child to work day. Way ahead of you, said this guy. [ light laughter ]