And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 603, New Hampshire steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about hi welcome welcome, everybody. Hello. Hello. Thank you for being here. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here its a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be fun tonight. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. Were just a few days away from Donald Trumps inauguration and i saw that trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for 79. Boo woo jimmy i know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt. But just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in america. I mean that would be [ cheers and applause ] steve a lot of money. Jimmy china. China. Actually i read that donald trump raised a record 90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, just another 10 million and we can cover my appearance fee. [ laughter ] this is kind of weird. Did you see this on Chris Matthews hardball . Hardball with Chris Matthews a reporter was talking about russia hacking the election. When there was some sort of glitch on the on the on the screen. And it was just a weird moment. But this is what was actually on the tv. We didnt doctor this at all. But take a look at this. Theres now a big impediment. When you hear general mattis, today. Mike pompeo the cia director. Almost swearing that theyre going to be hardliners on russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia, russia jimmy actually i think they cut it off the glitch a little too soon. Heres the full version. Steve really . Almost swearing that theyre going to be hardliners on russia, russia, russia, russia, russia. Ladies and gentlemen i would like to make this very clear. Russia is in charge. Russia is in charge. Thank you for your attention. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im a little suspicious right there. Lets get to some sports here. Last night the Green Bay Packers beat the Dallas Cowboys [ cheers ] in the nfl playoffs by kicking a gamewinning field goal as time expired. The packers were so excited they promised the kicker theyd learn his name before their next game. No, no. Great job, great job, man youre the best, buddy [ laughter ] this is pretty funny here. I read about a man in virginia who paid the dmv his 3,000 fine in pennies. [ laughter ] it took the workers 12 hours to count them all. [ laughter ] and that line still moved faster than the one you were in waiting in at the dmv. [ cheers ] this windows closed. The windows closed finally some tv news. Last night, the young pope premiered on hbo. Yeah, you can tell this pope is young because when people say, forgive me father for i have sinned. He just goes, kay. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, everybody. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for watching. It is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow Night Academy awardnominated actor Michael Keaton will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love Michael Keaton. Love that dude. We have Something Special planned with him. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus later this week, james mcavoy. We have aziz ansari. [ cheers and applause ] we have james spader. [ cheers and applause ] theyre all joining us. Then great week for music. Oh, my goodness. This week we have performances from kings of leon. [ cheers and applause ] theyre my dudes. The xx [ cheers and applause ] and what i think this song will be nominated for a grammy, for song of the year. Death of a bachelor by panic at the disco. Do you know that song . [ cheers and applause ] steve very good. Very good. Jimmy i think so [ cheers and applause ] of course i dont vote for the grammys. I have nothing do with the Grammys Steve but jimmy but i really think that they should, yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy hey, do i vote for the grammys . I could, probably . Right . Steve yeah, yeah. You were nominated. Jimmy i won one. Questlove you won. Jimmy i won a grammy. Yeah, yeah. Im part of the academy. Steve hey, get out and vote. Jimmy thats not thats not what theyre talking about. Steve what . Thats not what theyre talking about . Jimmy maybe i will. Yes, ill get out there and vote. We won a grammy for our comedy album, blow your pants off. Steve yeah [ applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy that was not my butt, that was a stunt butt. Steve that was a stunt butt. Yeah. Jimmy a lot of people ask that question. Steve yeah. Jimmy theres a lot of you got to keep those dudes working, man. Steve yeah. Stunt butts. Jimmy you got no one uses stunt butts, anymore. Steve no, i know. Its a dying art. Jimmy you go, ah, i dont care. I dont care to be naked. Steve yeah. Jimmy its just the way the lord made me. You go, yeah, but how bout the stunt butts out there . Theyre trying to make a a living. Steve the whole industry. Stunt but industry is going downhill. [ laughter ] shipping it out. Jimmy off the record, well never air this. How much money did you lose in the stunt butt industry . Steve off the record . Jimmy off the record. Well never steve this year alone jimmy yeah. Steve i lost, 480,000. Jimmy wait, higgins, its just its only january. Steve this year. Jimmy just this year alone. Steve yeah. Jimmy 2017. Steve [ inaudible ] this year. Jimmy this is a problem. Steve thats a lot of money. Jimmy youve got to change your business manager. Steve you dont want to know what i lost in other years. Jimmy no, this is just awful. Steve the whole industrys flawed, it has a crack in it. Jimmy guys we have [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] i knew that was coming. Why did i know that was coming . Thats so good. Guys, we have a great show tonight. Its always fun when this guy stops by. I love this guy. The hardest working man in show business from fox nfl sunday, Michael Strahan is here [ cheers and applause ] always fun. Always cool. Michael and i are playing a a game of pyramid later in the show. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy yeah, because, he hosts the new pyramid. Steve yeah. Jimmy and hes fantastic at it. He just got picked up for a a second season. I think, questlove, you and i are teaming up, right . Questlove yeah. Jimmy yeah, have we ever played weve never played pyramid before have we . Questlove yes, we have. Jimmy were we good . Questlove you tell me. Jimmy did we win . Did we win . Questlove no. [ laughter ] jimmy but we had you know who is our buddy that always comes on. Whats his name . Nick jonas. Questlove yeah. Jimmy he comes on, and he always plays games. And hes terrible at games. Steve yeah. Jimmy but, he loves doing it. He goes, oh, ill do whatever. Steve yeah. Jimmy hell play. Hes a good sport. And, remember we it was the worst pyramid ive ever played, ever. Questlove yeah. Really he knew nothing. Jimmy he knew nothing. Steve he knew none of your references. Jimmy he looked like hes afraid, just was on earth for the first time. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its like playing with mork. Steve yeah. Jimmy it was like playing with mork. I go it was like, mob movies and i was like, say, hello to my little you know, no idea what i said. Questlove yeah. Jimmy give him an offer, he cant refuse. He goes, i have no idea. I go pass and i was like, say hello to my little friend. Questlove yeah. Jimmy he goes, i have no clue. I go [ laughter ] it was unbelievable. Anyways, this should be better, well be good. Were playing against yeah. Questlove i hope so. Jimmy yeah no. Plus, she stars in the new movie gold. Oh, my gosh. Bryce dallas howard is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] we love her, too. Shes great. Stars in that movie with Matthew Mcconaughey, its good. And weve got great music. Oh, my gosh we love her, bebe rexha is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is a fullon i got you. I got you. I got you. Shes amazing. Its a fullon concert. I mean, this setup is awesome. It is fantastic tonight. I like this cover right here, too. Its i did this photo shoot with her. [ laughter ] steve oh, yeah . I thought those tattoos looked familiar. Jimmy yeah, thats steve yeah. Jimmy normally i would have let the hair grow in. Steve yeah. Jimmy but normally, when my heads shaved, you can see yeah. She was like, bebe was like, what are you doing right now . Steve oh yeah. Jimmy i was like what am i doing . Im doing im hosting the show, the tonight show. Steve right. Jimmy shes got like three hours to do a photo shoot. Im like, what do i have to do . She goes, take your shirt off. Steve right. [ inaudible ] jimmy yeah, thats every photoshoot. Steve yeah. Jimmy i already assumed steve yeah. Jimmy i already assumed that was going to happen. Steve youre like lucky jimmy im like, what are you going to do . Shes like, ill just caress your neck just for like a a couple of minutes. And its you cant even really tell its me. Steve right, but you know what . I can tell. [ laughter ] jimmy can you tell now . Steve there you go [ cheers and applause ] every time you show that cover, thats money in stunt butts pocket. Jimmy so guys, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues, laws, things like that. But the polling industry, not unlike the stunt butt industry. Steve big head. Jimmy theyre always trying to remain relevant. Steve yeah. Jimmy so theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about all sorts of things. Ill show you what i mean in our new segment tonight show polls. Here we go. Tonight show polls jimmy this first poll asked what is your primary source of health care . 10 said a private insurer. 20 said obamacare. 70 said looking up stuff on webmd and then freaking out about it. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, yeah. Jimmy my parents do that. Steve yep. Jimmy this next poll asks, should weed be legal everywhere . [ cheers ] 15 said, no. 25 said, yes. 60 said, depends. Are you a cop . If you are legally you have to tell me. Like that is a rule. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah, thatd be cool. Jimmy that is the rule on tv. Yeah. This poll asks what do you do for exercise . 35 said, go to the gym. 15 said, play sports on the weekend. 50 said, walk those last couple of steps as the escalator approaches the top. [ cheers and applause ] they cant those three or four steps. Steve those three or four steps that makes a difference. Jimmy thatll do it. Steve yeah. Jimmy they count. I usually get nervous and just, hold still there. Steve i jump. Usually, i just jump. Jimmy i hold still i start walking backwards. Steve yeah, because youre afraid. Jimmy well i dread yeah. Steve youre dreading. Jimmy i wear earth shoes so my steve you wear unlaced earth shoes . Jimmy i wear unlaced earth shoes. So, the sole steve it goes up. Jimmy goes up. Steve so youre just sliding around, like a sled. Jimmy its a nightmare, but theyre very comfortable. I have to steve yeah, like a sled. Jimmy yeah. This one asked what is your favorite kind of milk . Steve ooh. Jimmy 97 said, whole. 2 said, 2 . [ laughter ] 1 said, 1 . And 0 said, skim. Steve ooh man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 0 said skim. Ooh. Next they asked, name a hot couple you and your partner strive to be like. Steve ooh. Jimmy 30 said, jayz and beyonce. The other than 70 said, president obama and joe biden. Steve wow. Pew, pew, pew, pew. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this poll asked, what do you do when your phone battery gets to 20 . 30 said, stop what im doing look for a charger. 25 said, put it into low power mode 45 said, go down in a a blaze of instagram strolling fueled glory. [ cheers and applause ] like like like like [ cheers ] i like that photo man. This recent poll asked, who would you most like to see at Donald Trumps inauguration . 20 said three doors down. [ laughter ] steve yeah jimmy 30 said, toby keith. Steve wow. Jimmy 50 said a different president. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow, really . Jimmy thats interesting. Steve 50 . Jimmy i didnt even think about that. The last poll asked, do you think russia is hacking the u. S. . 50 said, yes. 50 said, nyet. Steve really . Jimmy thats all the time we have for tonight show polls. Stick around. 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Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody and happy Martin Luther king day. You guys, our first guest is a a super bowl champion and a a member of the pro football hall of fame. Hes also [ barking ] [ laughter ] hold your barking . Hes also one of the hosts of fox nfl sunday. That was good. No barking. Which will air a special pregame show live from the super bowl in houston, texas. Thats going to be fun. On february 5th at 2 00 p. M. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my man, Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you, buddy. I love you guys, man. Jimmy welcome back to the show. And that hamilton mixtape, you all crushed it. I got to say. Jimmy they really did. [ cheers and applause ] well done. Jimmy talking about working hard. I know they work hard all the time, but, dude, they would finish our show and then go to the studio to work with linmanuel til like questlove 3 00. Jimmy at least 3 00 in the morning every night. How long do yours take . How long were you there . Jimmy five minutes. [ light laughter ] but its good. Hows the family . Everyone doing good . The girls good . Everybodys good, man. Twins are good. Kids are good. Jimmy you have a new addition to the family. Got a new addition. Got a dog. Jimmy this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] its a big dog, its a big deal. Well, you know, the girls have been bugging me for years about a dog. Jimmy yeah. And i kept saying no. I travel too much. So i finally i surprised them with a miniature golden doodle. [ cheers ] jimmy look at this. There are my girls with enzo. Thats his name. [ audience aws ] look at how cute your kids are so cute, too. Oh my gosh. Thank you. But its good, but enzos at the trainer now. Jimmy oh, a bad dog . Not a bad dog. Jimmy puppy. Six, eight weeks, a puppy. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, but the trainer is serious. First of all, he costs as much as, like, going to harvard. I didnt realize that. Jimmy i know. I want my kids to be dog trainers when they grow up. Yeah. [ laughter ] serious, man. Jimmy serious money, dude, yeah. But the lady gave jimmy not even trainers. Like, dog nannies. Yeah, seriously, you see somebody walking 12 dogs, im like, theyre getting paid. Jimmy paid, absolutely. But i got a list. What do you want your dog to do when it comes home . You know, i just want my dog to listen. Like, sit. Ring the bell when it needs to go to the bathroom. Youre going to say, clean up, and itll put its toys away. I mean, the dogs going to do more than my kids do. Jimmy thats crazy. Its crazy. Jimmy can you train your dog to ring a bell when it has to go out . Well, if it doesnt, a im sending it back. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats not you cant do it no, no. Im keeping the dog, but hes gonna get it right. But now, the dog stays with me though. I love i love this dog. Jimmy you fell in love with the dog . I fell in love with the dog. I really did. Jimmy because at first, you were like, im gonna let the kids have their dog, and now you travel with the dog. No. I take the dog everywhere with me. [ light laughter ] daddy and the dog will be back. Jimmy yeah. Is there anything you wanted so bad as a kid you begged your parents for . Yeah, a bike. A bmx bike. Jimmy really . Yeah, back in 1983. Well, 82, 83 there was a cool kuwahara laserlite bmx bike. It was expensive. I think it was like 1,200 or so, back in the day. Jimmy really . They were really expensive. Jimmy oh, my gosh. And my dad said, if you earn half the money, ill pay the other half. So, i cut a lot of yards, i was a babysitter, i like did all kinds of random jobs. And i didnt think my dad thought i was gonna do it. Thats the only reason he made that deal. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. But i made 600 and i bought the bike. Jimmy you did . A cool bmx bike . I still have it to this day. Jimmy and this is true. You brought a picture of it. I thought that was awesome. You kept it . Yeah. I dont fit anymore. [ light laughter ] i had a piece of junk bike and it got stolen, and i cried. I was like 10 years old. So then i worked really hard. The first thing i ever really worked for and i keep it now to remind me of hard work. If you work hard you can pretty much get anything you want, achieve anything you want. And my mom, at one point said, why dont you give the bike to your son . And im like, because he didnt cut the grass [ light laughter ] get his own bike jimmy he cant touch that bike. He could have mowed as many lawns as i did. Thats mine jimmy absolutely. I want to talk about super bowl. Super bowl 51. Yes. Jimmy it airs february 5th on fox. Its in houston, texas. My hometown. Jimmy thats your hometown. Yeah. Jimmy thats a great place. Its a great place, great food. Jimmy yeah. You know, if youre a a football fan, i mean, or just a fan, its going to be a a great a great stadium to be at to watch a game. I mean, its gonna be a great atmosphere and i love, you know, doing it on fox with the guys. Its always fun with them, man. Jimmy yeah, when you see the super bowl, do you go, oh yeah, been there, done that. Yeah, ive been there twice. [ light laughter ] one was better than the other. Lets put it that way. [ laughter ] jimmy you win some. You lose some. Let me tell you. So, you work so hard to get there, man. I feel so bad when somebody loses because i know that feeling, and im still so happy when someone wins because i know that, too. But when youre there, youre like, okay, im going to be crowned the king of the prom then the confettis falling and theyre sweeping you off with it, because youre not. Its so bad. Instantly dismissed. Jimmy really . Yeah, then you look at the other guys jumping up and down, kissing that trophy. Jimmy yeah. You just feel like then you have another whole half of season. You have a whole six months to think about it and then you hope you make it back. For me i didnt make it back for another, you know, i want to say, eight, nine years. Jimmy wow. Yeah. I had to stick around a long time. So then when we won it the second time, made it i was very appreciative of but it also made me realize when guys take it for granted, that they made it when you were young, never do that. You never know when youre going to make it back. Jimmy right, enjoy it. Because you never know. It might not ever happen. Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy who do we have, because that was a great game last night. Gosh, i think the whole world watched that game last night. But, who do you think is going to be there . You got falcons, you have packers. Falconspackers. You have steelers and patriots. [ scattered applause ] steelers, oh, boy. A lot of patriots fans. Lets hear steelers fans. [ cheers ] [ audience boos ] jimmy clapping and booing. One guy went, yeah, boo he just wanted to be on tv. We dont know who hes here to boo for to be honest with you. I think in the afc i think the, i think it pittsburgh might pull an upset this year. [ scattered applause ] [ audience boos ] i really do. You got a problem. Come on down here and talk to me about it. Jimmy no, no, no, hey [ light laughter ] you cant first of all no. I would, no one wants to mess with you, no. But wait. Im sorry. I said the steelers could pull the upset against the patriots. Jimmy no way not in a lifetime. If you watch the houston texans, they had a shot. Jimmy yeah. They just turned the ball over. Houston, texas offense in no way, shape or form near what pittsburgh has. They dont have the quarterback that he has. And defensively houston has a a really good defense, but pittsburgh puts good pressure on the quarterback. And from my super bowl experience, tom brady does not like pressure. [ cheers ] so im just saying, i feel like, if theres anybodys going to pull an upset it will be them. Jimmy can i ask, where are they playing . They are playing in boston. Jimmy boston fans, they just, they are the secret players. Fans have nothing do with it. Theyre not in uniform. [ laughter ] jimmy that is not true because these guys all host the tonight show with me [ cheers and applause ] and thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so who do you think is going to go all the way . You think steelers . In my heart who i wish would go all the way, im a big aaron rodgers, packers fan. [ cheers ] jimmy me too. I like that dude. Hes a good dude. But, atlanta. I really hope atlanta wins. [ cheers ] i really do. Jimmy really . Matt ryan is overdue. I mean, matty ice is overdo. Played extremely well, the defense is catching up to the offense, because that was their problem earlier in the year. I mean, julio jones, the best receiver in football, who is the most nonassuming, nicest guy, doesnt care if he catches 20 balls as game he just wants to win. And i love that about him, and thats why, i respect that about tom brady as well, on the other side. You have superstars, who are superstars and they know theyre good, but they dont care if theyre the focus for winning the game. I just love that humbleness about him and the Atlanta Falcons so i hope that they go all the way. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love, you never know whos going to win. But its going to be exciting either way. And i got to say congrats on the pyramid too, by the way. Thank you. Jimmy you crush it now, picked up for season two. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy youre just crushing everything. I want to see tonight how you would be as a player. Ill be honest with you, as long as im better than that jonas brother, im good. [ light laughter ] jimmy stick around. 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[ cheers and applause ] steve welcome back to the tonight show im Steve Higgins and we are playing the classic tv game show, pyramid. [ cheers and applause ] on our first team, we have questlove and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh they will be facing off against super bowl champion who hosts fox nfl sunday, its Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] and michaels partner tonight stars in the new movie gold in theaters next friday, please welcome Bryce Dallas Howard [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good luck, good luck, good luck. Ah hi jimmy good luck. Steve fantastic okay, okay. Moving on. All right. We dont like them anymore. Steve okay, heres how the game works. Heres how the game works, youll each be picking a a category then youll try to get your partner to guess as many words or phrases in that category as you can in 30 seconds. Jimmy okay. Steve the team with the highest score after four rounds wins. Any questions . Ready . Jimmy well, i was wondering if steve great. Here are the categories. [ light laughter ] tonight we have, textual healing, grin and bear it, vinyl exam, oye. Slam poetry, ticket for one, and stay in your lane, girl. [ laughter ] jimmy, why dont you pick the first category . Jimmy stay in your lane, girl. [ laughter ] steve stay stay in your lane, girl. Jimmy in your lane. Stay in your lane, girl. Lane, girl. Steve these are things you see when youre driving. 30 seconds on the clock. Jimmy how much do we drive . Questlove right, right. Exactly. Jimmy new york. Steve you guys are good drivers. Youre like mario andretti. Jimmy stay in your lane, girl. Steve 30 seconds. Jimmy ready . Here we go. Okay, thumbs up, you wanna questlove hitchhiker jimmy its a red octagon. Questlove ah stop sign . Jimmy oh its not a hotel but its a questlove motel. Jimmy you go to mcdonalds, you go through the questlove drive through. Jimmy if you go pay money to go over a bridge. Questlove toll. Jimmy yep. And if you those little white guys [ laughter ] questlove stop sign. Oh, yield jimmy no questlove caution, jimmy if he blinks on the street youre trying to questlove traffic cop. Jimmy you have to walk through this part of the street with [ buzzer ] steve ooh. Jimmy sorry. Questlove what if i would have said crosswalk . Jimmy little white guys tripped you up . Is that what was [ laughter ] little white guy doing this, yeah its weird. Crosswalk. Steve crosswalk. Questlove that was good, though. Steve you got five points. Questlove yeah, that was all right. Jimmy not bad. Questlove yeah. Jimmy all right. For a first timer, that was [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, exactly. I felt that sarcasm. Steve all right, michael, why dont you pick a category . Oh, man. We were talking. And i think bryce and i are going to go with textual healing steve textual healing. What does this mean . Do i steve these are things michael, michael, youre going to give the clues. So i have to guess. Yes. Steve yes. Jimmy are you good at this . Steve the first one no, i am the worst at games [ light laughter ] you know what . Thats just what you want to hear before we play games. [ laughter ] lets play lets play. Steve okay, these are things associated with texting. With texting. Texting. Steve these are phrases and things associated with texting. You have 30 seconds on the clock, go okay. Steve go. Those symbols that everybody puts after your text. Emojis. What is oh, oh, thumbs up. When they fake laugh, the letters . Its like when they, no when they texting, theyre like, im really like, laughing [ light laughter ] im really im really what is the, ba, ba, ba three letters. [ light laughter ] ba, ba, ba . When you type [ laughter ] when you type a word and they fix it for you, it is auto correct auto correct when you want [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] steve oh oh. L. O. L. l. O. L. l. O. L. ba, ba, ba. We missed some good ones at the end. Steve oh, my gosh we missed some good im sorry. Steve its a barn burner. You did it. Steve the score is 53. Oh, gosh, wow. Steve quest, pick a category. Questlove im praying its about records so lets go with vinyl exam. Jimmy lets do it, buddy. Steve vinyl exam. [ scattered applause ] jimmy we can crush this. Lets crush this. These are artists who have had a number one album in the past year. Artists who have had a number one album in the past year. Jimmy yep, gotcha. Steve 30 seconds on the clock. Get ready to go and start now questlove rapper from toronto. Jimmy drake. Questlove singer, redhead singer from the uk. Jimmy simply red. Questlove no. [ laughter ] jimmy oh. Ed sherren. Questlove no, no, shes a a female. Jimmy oh, female redhead . Questlove she has a song, rolling in the deep. Jimmy oh, adele questlove okay, Kim Kardashians husband. Jimmy kanye west. Questlove she wears meat dresses. Jimmy lady gaga. Questlove okay, also from tornoto, used to have a crazy dreadlock hairstyle . Jimmy oh, weeknd. [ buzzer ] questlove he said it in time. Jimmy yes, weeknd. Steve what did you say . Jimmy weeknd. The weeknd. Steve the weeknd i heard i heard week. [ laughter ] end was after the buzz. And being that i host the real one i dont think you get that. Jimmy oh, come on steve alright, bryce jimmy questloves great. You all had some easy ones, man. Jimmy what are you talking about really l. O. L. lol, man. [ laughter ] i mean, ba, ba, ba [ laughter ] what if i just said laugh out loud steve then you couldnt do it. Yeah thatd be jimmy ba, ba, ba. Yeah, you cant do that. Ba, ba, ba. Thats what my friends say. [ laughter ] steve your friends say ba ba bababa theyre lovin it. Steve all right, bryce. Come on bryce, lets go. Steve pick a category. So so i get to pick it. So im going do slam poetry. Steve slam poetry, its a a tough one. Oh. Steve these are things that rhyme with the word slam. Things that rhyme with the word slam. Jimmy i already know the top five answers already [ laughter ] this is easy. Steve all right, 30 seconds on the clock. Questlove i only know like two words that rhyme with slam. They are five . Steve ready, bryce . Yes. Steve go okay. So something you eat and it goes like this. Ham, spam . Starts with a its cam . Spam blam [ laughter ] something something shell. Clam form of social media. Um, um theres a top three. Social media is instagram . Yep, got it. Okay, a kind of like not meat, meat that you would eat in the 50s thats not really meat. Spam. Yes, its its an awesome city in europe where you can where marijuana is legal. Oh amsterdam. [ buzzer ] jimmy no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, no no way i got that. Jimmy no way oh [ yelling at each other ] amster dam jimmy amster buzz dam [ laughter ] amster buzz dam steve is that yes or no . Jimmy amster buzz dam jimmy now, who won the game . Steve you guys won the game. Jimmy we won the game questlove we won the game [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Michael Strahan. Were talking to bryce, after the break [ cheers and applause ] theres this person named adam, he was actually the first customers name ive memorized. He gets a flat white every single day, sometimes twice a day. With the flat white, you have to do a nice steady stream. When you finish that drink and do that perfect dot, they see that you did that perfectly and you just make that like silent eye contact going. Hell take a sip and hell literally say, ooh, i can taste that dot. A just be calm side. You got a, i never thought id get married at 65 side. Hey im just looking side. Man, you better buy that ride, whooo thats why theres nationwide. They help to know, protect and grow your many sides. Yeeeahhh nationwide is on your side. Try theraflu expressmax,nd flu hold you back now in new caplets. Its the only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Theraflu. For a powerful comeback. New expressmax caplets. All the care your family needs. All connected for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next guest from such hit films as the help, Jurassic World and petes dragon. Shes now starring alongside Matthew Mcconaughey in the new movie gold, in theaters next friday. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Bryce Dallas Howard [ cheers and applause ] look, michael is a good team player. Jimmy michaels a good team player, you were fantastic at that game. Bryce, nice to see you first of all. Fantastic . Fantastic . Jimmy yes, i really mean fantastic. Youre fun to play with. If i was fantastic we could have won. Jimmy no, no. Its not about winning or losing. Its how you play the game. Yeah, thats true. I had a great attitude. [ light laughter ] jimmy not what i meant. Pal, you look gorgeous. Thank you for coming back to our show. I want to say congratulations first off on your s. A. G. Nomination for black mirror. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, oh jimmy that was such a good, cool, weird, fun episode and our pal Rashida Jones wrote that, i think with mike schur. Man, its brilliant. If you havent seen it get it on apple or netflix or whatever you can get things on. Yeah, netflix. Jimmy i dont know anything anymore. You are just awesome in it. So, congrats on that nomination. You totally deserve it. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy talented family. Got to see your dad really quick. I was out in l. A. , and i saw him. I gave him too long of a hug, but that happens. I just love him so much, but i also love your uncle clint howard. Yes. Jimmy whos a great actor as well but i did not know this. He makes snow globes . He makes he calls himself, i think its the globest. Jimmy oh not bad, the globest. And he makes snow globes. Jimmy how did he get into it . How does one get into that . Hes super artistic, and hes just always making things. Hes sculpting, hes painting, hes doing all this kind of stuff. And so now hes really into snow globes. Jimmy heres one he made for your dad. Yeah. Jimmy and this is your dad directing. And this is his d. P. And it says, theres time for one more. Jimmy your dad always says that . We gotta do one more take. Time for one more take. Yeah, theres time for one more. Jimmy heres the Christmas Card your uncle sent out. Yeah. Its so sweet. Jimmy its him in a snow globe completely nude, and [ light laughter ] four wheel. Jimmy he shouldnt do that. He shouldnt do that. He shouldnt do that anymore. Yeah. Thats my uncle clint. Jimmy yeah, he cant you cant unsee that, guys. You really cant. Nope. Jimmy but your dad, however, your mom does this thing about your dad where hes not as lively on camera as uncle clint . Yeah, so we, every single year, so that kind of my uncles way of celebrating the holidays, and our way of celebrating the holidays is we have a family calendar. Which is like, all the memories from the last year. Jimmy sure, i love that. A tradition is that my dad, hes a super busy guy, and he gets you know, hes the father of four and he does his job, and so he gets to sleep wherever he can grab it and my mom takes pictures. Jimmy its a calendar of him sleeping . Yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy i mean, its the best thing ive ever seen. This is him sleeping on a a a railing . Is like, thats dangerous. It looks like a dangerous place to sleep. Yeah. Jimmy why would he sleep there and not the grass . Well, i dont know. Because he just, i dont think hes very discerning. Thats a closet. Thats a closet jimmy hes in a walkin closet, an empty walkin closet. Is this not in doesnt even look like its his house. Its like hes somewhere else. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy its like an open house somewhere, he went and took a nap . Its true. Ive never seen that closet before. Jimmy i love these, i want this calendar. This is like, my favorite thing. [ light laughter ] lumbar support. Jimmy lumbar support. Not by his back though, on his chest. Oh, look at his arms. His arms are tucked into his hands, or into his shirt. Its like, crazy. Jimmy thats my favorite thing. Ah theres dad. And daughter. Come on i kept thinking, like, quick, grab the picture because hell wake up any moment. And then an hour later, im able to get the lighting really right. He was just i was like, we could nudge it here and jimmy hes a good sleeper. He can sleep anywhere. He can sleep anywhere. Jimmy gold. We had Matthew Mcconaughey on the show. He is the coolest. I know. Jimmy dude, you and Matthew Mcconaughey, and this is the best story, i like, because you met him when you were, what . I was like i was a a teenager. He did he did a movie called ed tv with my dad. Jimmy absolutely. And, i was a teenager and he was in his late 20s, so like, obviously i was not attracted to him. Who likes Matthew Mcconaughey late 20s when youre a teenage girl . Right . Jimmy i mean, yeah. Hes a tall drink of water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So i got this i hadnt seen him in years and years and years and you know, like, i was a teenager so im sure he jimmy for this movie exactly, you play his love interest. Lucky you. Well, its like yeah its like, oh my gosh, i got cast opposite Matthew Mcconaughey. And im like, you know, im married, hes married, like obviously its very professional. But there is this child inside of me thats just like, ah just freaking out. [ light laughter ] and so i go i go to the first day of shooting, and theyre like, you know, matthew like, theyve already been shooting. Theyre like matthew kind of gone through a physical transformation. Its really amazing. Im like, oh, thats fantastic. And i go and hes he shaved his head. Hes gained 45 pounds. [ light laughter ] and he has, like, fake like, really jacked up teeth. [ light laughter ] jimmy lucky you you get to make out with that guy thats hilarious. Thank you, classic. Jimmy oh, magic mike. There we go. [ light laughter ] see what he did. Lets see what he did. He has one more ab . Yeah, he took off his shirt. Jimmy he has a seventh ab. A floating ab. Man oh man, he went through, he told me he just said yes to everything. If he felt like drinking a a beer . Hed have a beer. Felt like a hamburger, hed have a hamburger if he felt like two hamburgers, hed have two hamburgers. Yeah. Jimmy he said he just went for it and just had the greatest time filming with you. Yeah, he was really happy. And we all like in solidarity, gained weight as well, because, you know, were very supportive. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre great in it, you guys are great. We have a clip. Heres Bryce Dallas Howard and Matthew Mcconaughey in gold. Check it out. Welcome to the waldorf astoria, mam. Get you guys right upstairs. Are you here . Baby, where are you . Ah . You surprised . Yes [ light laughter ] baby flower, right . Babe. You look beautiful, kay. Come here. Jimmy thats [ cheers and applause ] whoo jimmy that is it, pal. Bryce dallas howard. [ cheers and applause ] gold is in theaters january 27th. Well be right back with a a performance from bebe rexha. Stick around, everybody. Its a good one [ cheers and applause ] so if you have a flat tire, dead battery, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, geicos emergency roadside assistance is there 24 7. Oh dear, i got a flat tire. Hmmm. Uh. Yeah, can you find a take where its a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah . Yeah i got it right here. Someone help me i have a flat tire well its good. Good for me. What do you think . Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Is your deodorant leaving white marks or yellow stains on your clothes . Use new degree ultraclear black white. 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In one chewable tablet try duo fusion from the makers of zantac [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest will kick off a a headlining tour in march in support of her debut solo album all your fault part 1, which is out february 17th, performing i got you, give it up for bebe rexha [ cheers and applause ] i can see you hurtin ive been through the same thing baby dont you worry i got you i just wanna know you tell me all your secrets lookin like you need it cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you we can get high oh nah nah nah we can get low oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah tell me what youre thinkin always over thinkin i just wanna love you i got you dont have to be so guarded lets finish what we started its all i ever wanted cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you we can get high oh nah nah nah we can get low oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you id do the time for you tell a lie for you yeah baby thats what id do id walk the line for you take a shot for you yeah baby thats what id do cause i got you its true id die for you id die for you i got you we can get high oh nah nah nah we can get low oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in tell you no lies oh nah nah nah we can get lost oh nah nah nah take it all off oh nah nah nah let me be your friend baby let me in give it to me all oh nah nah nah cause i got you you oh you i got you i got you i got you you oh you i got you i got you i got you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jimmy bebe rexha, i got you is available now, and well be right back [ cheers and applause ] with the xfinity tv app, anything with a screen is a tv. Stream 130 live channels, plus 40,000 on demand tv shows and movies, all on the go. You can even download from your x1 dvr and watch it offline. Only xfinity gives you more to stream to any screen. Download the xfinity tv app today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Michael Strahan [ cheers and applause ] Bryce Dallas Howard bebe rexha right there [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jake tapper, from the founder, actor, bj novak, musician and author, steve jones. Featuring the 8g band with leah shiparo. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Im so happy to hear that. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trumps inauguration ceremony is this friday, which me