And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 556 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a hot crowd. Oh, my gosh. I missed you i missed you i missed you hi, everybody. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Im your host, jimmy fallon. Welcome, everybody. Hey, i want to say congratulations to the chicago cubs and the cleveland indians. [ cheers and applause ] who are set to play each other in the world series or as voters put it, finally a crazy matchup we can actually enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, the cubs are going to the world series for the first time in 71 years. [ cheers and applause ] and if you remember the last time the cubs were in the world series, congratulations on staying up this late. Thats really [ laughter and applause ] its late. Its very late for you. [ applause ] of course, one of the big stories about the cubs is the socalled curse of the billy goat. This is it occurred back in the 40s when they turned a fan away and his pet goat because goats arent allowed in the ballpark. [ light laughter ] or as hot dog vendors put it, thats what you think. [ laughter and applause ] for years actually that was a huge night in chicago. In fact, bulls legend Scottie Pippen was actually on hand at Wrigley Field to sing take me out to the ball game during the seventh inning stretch. Did you see this . Oh, yeah. Im not sure he knew all the words. But [ light laughter ] take a look. Take me out to the ball game take me out to the ball i dont care if im [ laughter ] never come back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good dude for doing it. Because when you dont know the lyrics, its best to just sing the same lyric over and over again. Take me out to the ball and the ball take me out to the ball take me to the ball jimmy meanwhile, a photo is going viral of Hillary Clinton reacting to the cubs win that sent them to the world series. Take a look at this photo. Yeah. [ laughter ] that looks like she just got a a text from bill that was meant for someone else. [ laughter ] steve hey ho [ cheers and applause ] clinton. Jimmy thats right. Hillary was pretty excited since shes always been a cubs fan, except for those years that she was a yankees fan and of course the time that she was just a fan. Local sports fan. Over the weekend, miley cyrus actually visited several dorms at virginias George Mason University to encourage students to vote for Hillary Clinton. Afterwards, miley said, we had a lot of constructive discussions. [ applause ] this is pretty big. On friday, a massive cyber attack brought down several websites for 11 hours, including twitter. Experts say it was the best thing to happen to Donald Trumps campaign in weeks. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy best thing. Speaking of donald trump, his son, eric, was out in the campaign trail and a lot of people online noticed that eric was photographed at an Innout Burger holding a free water cup that was filled with lemonade. [ laughter ] while the employee who gave it to him said, that wasnt lemonade. [ laughter and applause ] steve ho hey jimmy of course, president obama is still in office, and i saw that this weekend, he proposed new rules to improve air travel, including refunds if your bag doesnt show up. When asked why he decided to announce the proposals now, obama said, because in two months, im back to flying commercial. [ laughter and applause ] i better not lose my bags. [ applause ] and finally a little more sports news here. New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski scored his 68th touchdown this weekend, tying the patriots record and listen to what he had to say about it. The result of that play was that you scored your 68th career touchdown to tie the patriots record. One more. I got 69 touchdowns. If you know what i mean. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy then tim tebow was like, no, actually, i dont know what you mean. I have no idea what you mean. Guys, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that. What was that jam again . Give me the night. Alright tonight give me the night jimmy so good. Come on out tonight im going to rock the paradigm take me out to the ball game take me out to the ball jimmy guys, it is monday. And we are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Ethan hawke will be here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy martin short, steve martin, Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] steve yes ho jimmy plus, great performances this week. Common will be on the show this week. [ cheers and applause ] we love common. And were very excited about this. Phil collins will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] are you freaking out . Questlove yeah, im freaking out, man. Jimmy so this is the cool thing. Phil collins is coming on and we asked him a request, can you play in the air tonight on our show and why would you do this to yourself . Questlove its pressure man. Jimmy its the most famous drum riff, like that and ringos golden slumbers or carry that weight. Questlove yeah, if i mess up that riff [ laughter ] jimmy and if that does not work steve yeah. Jimmy i want a camera just dedicated to questlove the whole time. The whole time. Because hes going to be like steve unedited. Jimmy i can feel it i can just see you listening and going, oh my gosh, its coming up right now. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so excited about that. Im so excited about that. Questlove im losing sleep about that. Jimmy yeah, no, i think its going to be fantastic. I cannot wait. Thats tomorrow night. Phil collins. Questlove. [ cheers and applause ] youll nail it, buddy. Youll nail it. Guys, we have a fun show tonight. We love this man. He is hilarious. He stars in the upcoming film, david brent life on the road. You know david brent from the office. This is the companion book of music called david brent. Its ridiculous. It is so ridiculous that hes now a musician. Life on the road. Rickys going to tell us about it. Ricky gervais is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] amazing. Hes just unbelievable. He is the best. Its ridiculous. From the new from the giant new hbo series, westworld, have you seen this . Steve fantastic. Jimmy its really good. Evan rachel wood is stopping by. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes fantastic. And we got music. Steve what . Jimmy we got music. Steve what . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got music we got songs we got jokes we got celebrities we got Michael Buble [ cheers and applause ] steve its magic. Its magic jimmy look at that. If you buy the specialized if you buy the cd, you get this on his new cd. Steve just folded up in the cd . Thats huge. Jimmy this is the real thing. You cant even get this. You have to have an oversized cd player. Steve which you have. [ light laughter ] jimmy which i do have. I invested in it in the late 80s. Steve its called the laser two, right . Jimmy i did buy it i was one of those guys that bought laserdiscs. Do you remember those . Steve yes. Jimmy any of you guys remember laserdiscs . [ scattered applause ] i could either buy a car, you know, i graduated high school, with my money, i could either buy a car or a laserdisc player and i go, oh no, this is the future. [ laughter ] steve these arent going to get cheaper or go out of style. Jimmy i had a decent collection. Steve cutting edge. Jimmy i was enrolled to one of those columbia house, you put a penny and get i had, like, 20 laserdiscs. Steve what was your favorite one . Jimmy weirdly enough, groundhog day. I watched it over and over again. But why would you watch that movie over and over again . Its like youre not even understanding the movie. Guys, you know that they say a a pictures worth a thousand words. Well, its also worth one meme. Ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. [ cheers and applause ] this week in memes this week in memes jimmy heres the latest for you. First up steve i dont understand. Jimmy take a look at this photo of republican Vice President ial candidate mike pence. Steve okay. Jimmy now this meme is called, when you acting like de niro but looking like anderson cooper. [ cheers and applause ] do you see what im saying . Thats the meme. Next up, heres a photo of Hillary Clinton. [ light laughter ] this ones called, when you talking trash about somebody and then you see them. [ applause ] steve hi. Hello. Jimmy take a look at this next photo. This has been going around the internet. Its a baby with a really thick head of hair. Steve yep. Jimmy his meme says, when you mistake your flintstones vitamins and your rogaine. See his hair . [ cheers and applause ] thats a cute meme. Steve you think that babys on rogaine . Jimmy hes a cute baby. Heres a photo of joe biden. His meme says, when you only got two weeks left with your boy. [ applause ] steve thats sweet. Jimmy next up, we have hillarys running mate, tim kaine. His meme says, when youre the highest bidder for a beanie baby. Come on, come on steve a 1. 39 jimmy next, we have a photo of a dog. Take a look. [ laughter ] this meme is called, when your table is ready at the cheesecake factory. [ applause ] next, we have a photo of an elk. His meme says, when bae puts ice down your pants. [ applause ] steve does bae do that a a lot . Jimmy when bae puts ice down your pants steve right near your slawson. [ light laughter ] jimmy next one is a very common photo. This is a dog riding a horse. And their meme says, when your uber driver doesnt know where hes going. [ cheers and applause ] come on, dude. Steve turn there, turn there. Jimmy next is a very popular photo. Its a wet kangaroo. His meme says, that feeling when you take a shower then realize you forgot your towel. [ applause ] finally, this is my favorite one. Steve okay, lets see it. Jimmy this is a photo of kim jongun. His meme says, ermahgerd erpel perking. Erpel perking. That was this week in memes. Well be right back with Ricky Gervais, everybody [ cheers and applause ] when the time comes. You gotta run and dont look back. This is over. Product not yet rated. Playstation woman how do we protect them from 4 billion in new cuts to california schools . Man vote yes on proposition 55. Woman prop 55 doesnt raise taxes on anyone. Man not on working californians, not small businesses. No one. Woman instead, prop 55 simply maintains the current tax rate on the wealthiest californians. Man so those who can most afford it continue paying their fair share. Woman . To prevent new education cuts. Man . And keep improving californias schools. Woman vote yes on prop 55 to help our children thrive. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome back, guys. Our first guest is one of the funniest human beings on the planet. He created the critically Acclaimed Television series, the office, and now hes bringing sure, absolutely now hes bringing back his iconic character, david brent, in the new film, david brent life on the road, which you got to get into and talk to him about this. It premiers friday sorry, premiers february 10th on netflix, and this is the companion, david brent songbook, which is in stores november 8th. Please welcome, the always entertaining, Ricky Gervais, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats got to feel good. Its amazing. It feels amazing. Thank you so much. Jimmy they love you, and we love you. [ cheers and applause ] i love having you back on the show. I love being here, but youre not going to ruin it, are you, by ruffling my hair or anything like your friend, donald trump. Oh, i love you, donald. Jimmy i gave him a good muss. Yeah, dont do that to me because ive got the same problem as him. Im losing mine as well. Jimmy is he losing its getting thinner and thinner. Honestly, this in an elevator, if i look in the mirror and the lights are bad, it looks like an xray. [ laughter ] honestly. Its just getting thinner and thinner, and ive got to hide all the bald spots and everything. When i wake up in the morning, i look like a baby bird. [ laughter ] its just its just awful. And i was trying to hold on to it but its fine. Im having a i never wear a a wig. I would never wear a wig. I was its crazy. Guys, dont ever wear a wig. Jimmy you cant get away with it, right . You cant get away with it. You walk into a room and you think no one knows, everyone knows, all right . Everyone. I was taught that for life by my uncle reginald, true story, so my uncle reginald, little guy, and he went bald from early, like 21, 22. He was completely bald from the age of 25 to 30something, right, just bald. Turns up one day, full head of hair. [ light laughter ] just like elvis at the door, right . And we were we were lied to. His family got embroiled. I remember when i was about eight, i asked my auntie why uncle reginalds hair grew back, and she went, its a a miracle. Its a miracle. [ laughter ] they could never he could never admit it. He couldnt do hed run for a bus like that just in case. Seriously. Must have been terrible. We werent allowed balloons at parties, because my auntie said, oh no, uncle reginalds allergic to balloons. He wasnt allergic to balloons. He was worried one of us would rub them on a jumper. Jimmy another hair and magnet trick. Yes. Jimmy yeah, no you dont do that. Its ridiculous. Theres pictures of him, old pictures of him, bless him, hes dead now. He wore that wig from 35 to he died about 75 a few years ago. Hes buried with it. Its probably still fine. Its probably a skeleton with a a full head of hair. [ laughter ] but we were looking back at old pictures of him at like weddings and christmas and hes holding a baby, hes always holding it at arms length so it cant grab his wig. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt think about that. Of course. But his whole life was, he couldnt do stuff. Jimmy because of that wig. I think he wore it at home because if we went round, we knocked on the door, auntie would look out and then youd see her, go, put it on. Theyre coming in. [ laughter ] jimmy you surprised me. He had a wig. He had false teeth. He had hip replacement. By the time he died, he wasnt my uncle anymore. He was someone else. Jimmy he died someone else. Some one else. Ill buzz it off when it goes. Im never going to wear a wig. Jimmy it would look fantastic. I want to talk about this human being. Gosh, im so happy hes back. I love david brent. Everybody loves him but they love is it love he makes he feel so bad for him. Yeah, i feel sorry, but i think people feel even more sorry for him because in the office, in the office, he was sort of 39 and he was a a bastard and working for basically nice people and he thought this documentary would make him famous. And you know, now hes back, hes 55, hes a tampon rep [ laughter ] jimmy hes a what . He sells sort of tampons or everything, you know, toiletry needs, urinal lozenges, you name it. And hes spending all his hardearned cash, hes cashed in pensions, hes put together a group of session musicians and theyre just in it for the money, and he books gigs, he thinks hes going to be discovered and its just really quite cringey and sad. Jimmy yeah it really is. But i love the songs in here. The one song, dont cry, its christmas. Yeah [ laughter ] thats him singing to a little orphan thats dying. Jimmy oh my god. Equality street. Equality street. Thats him thinking hes, you know, just changing the face of, you know, curing racism and homophobia and he gets it all slightly wrong. He tries his best. He did a song called lady gypsy about when he loses his virginity to a gypsy. [ light laughter ] jimmy but i love that this is an actual this is a music book. Its a real songbook. You know . Jimmy with chords and guitar chords and people can he means it, you know, david brent, you know, he means these songs. He thinks their great and hes a hundred percent behind them and this is like his dream come true that hes got a songbook out and hes got an album out, but yeah, the tour is jimmy i love that hes hes that confident in his music he just wants to be famous. Well all of it like, he wants to be loved and he wants to be famous and hes doing it all wrong and he sees these talent shows, you know, x factor and idol and that jimmy the voice. The voice and you know, he sees susan boyles made it. He thinks, well, i can do it then. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. But hes just hes kind of clueless. Yeah and he means well. Hes just nervous around difference and he wants to be cold and hes rock and roll. And its tragic. It really is. Hes awful around women. It is just its just cringey. Jimmy its cringey i want to show a clip. Heres Ricky Gervais as david brent in the new film, david brent life on the road. Take a look at this. Ive been out with all sorts of girls, rich girls, poor girls, white girls, you know . Thin girls, fat girls. I went out with a very big lady. Lovely, bubbly, beautiful eyes. All my mates were like, oh, brent, if she lost weight, shes be an absolute stunner. And shedid lose weight, and she wasnt a stunner, which was very disappointing. Surprise to everyone. I think she left it a bit late in life and lost it way too quickly, so she was left with that sort of wattle thing. [ laughter and applause ] and she wasnt bubbly anymore. A bit grumpy. Always hungry. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy nice going, this guy. I know. Jimmy he cant help himself. No. Jimmy cannot wait for this. And the songbook is hilarious, by the way. Thank you. Jimmy and Ricky Gervais wanted to give everyone here in the studio audience tonight a a complimentary copy of the book to take home. [ cheers and applause ] we love you. Now they love you even more. They love you. They always love you. Now they really love you. [ cheers and applause ] Ricky Gervais, everybody. When we come back, ricky and i are playing a fun new gamed called random people, random question. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [diggy by spencer ludwig] of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Thats why im quitting with nicorette. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. Is this my car . Ck. Why state farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . This is ridiculous theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . What . This is ridiculous this cant be happening this cant be happening oh, its happening sweetheart. Oh, its happening sweetheart. Shut up shut up thats why state farm is there, what a day. With car insurance, for when things go wrong. But also here with car loans, to help life go right. State farm. What a day sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. 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Ricky, youve done a pretty good job answering my questions up to this point, but youre a a man of the people, okay, yeah. So i feel like now its time to give everyone out there a a chance to ask you some questions. Are you up for this . Is it another stupid game . [ laughter ] jimmy its a fun game. Oh, good. Jimmy it is a fun game. Oh, [ bleep ] sake. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Its a fun game. Youll love it. This game is called random people, random questions. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] yeah go on. What game is this . We played, what, like six games with you on the show. Ive had false arms. That was my favorite. That was my favorite, yeah. Jimmy this one is, we filmed questions from tonight show fans on 30 rock plaza outside, we told them that ricky and i would honestly answer any question they asked us, no matter how absurd or personal. Ricky this first one is for you i didnt sign this contract. [ laughter ] jimmy no, its a verbal its a verbal contract. Jimmy fallon said jimmy alright ask you sorry. This one is from joe. Joe . My name is joe. Which of the seven dwarves do you most identify with . [ light laughter ] i know yours. You would be dopey. Jimmy happy. Oh, what . [ laughter ] no, im happy. Well its difficult, isnt it . Jimmy thank you very much. Who are they again . I have aspects of all of them. I mean, why were they reduced to one emotion . Its offensive. Little people have got loads of different aspects there. Theyre not just why are there seven of them . Again, its a bit dwarves dont just all live together. Theyve got ordinary lives and stuff. They dont, oh, were dwarves, lets all go into the woods. Its mental. Its crazy. Jimmy its a little bizarre. Yeah it is weird. And what grumpy, i suppose. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what they wanted. Oh, dont say that. [ talking over each other ] jimmy thats all they wanted. Whats snow white got to do with it . What was the advert that they put in craigslist . Tall, young girl wanted to live with seven middle aged dwarves . [ laughter ] no questions asked. What is going on . Jimmy it is a little bizarre. This next question is for me. This is from linda. Linda, what do you want to know . Hi, im linda from north dakota. If a genie gave you three wishes, what would you ask for . I know. Jimmy what do you mean you know . I know. Jimmy you know what im going to say . No, youre probably all right. [ laughter ] youre probably packing down there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we dont have to say you dont have to tell me about that. You know what id do, id turn the tables and ask the genie what they would like for a a change. [ audience ohs ] oh, thats nice. Jimmy what he or she would want and they go finally and they would go finally maybe that breaks the curse and theyre what if they were confused . Theyd explode. [ laughter ] jimmy they wouldnt explode. Theyd go im dead. Thats the end of me. Thats it. Jimmy you cant kill a a genie. Youd kill a genie, kill a a genie. Its the one question that kills the genie. [ laughter ] its the one everyone knows that. Jimmy everyone know that. I dont know, what do you want . [ laughter ] jimmy this next question is for you, ricky. This is from laura. My name is laura from chicago. And my question is, what is the worst thing about getting older . [ light laughter ] thats a bit cheeky, isnt it . Jimmy no, what are you talking about . Thats so i dont know where to start. Honestly, i wake up in the morning now, and i go, oh god, i didnt die. You know what i mean . [ laughter ] i just, i just ache. I look forward to having a a drink. At 6 00, i have a drink, and its all okay and i wake up and i go, i didnt die. When i get up in the morning, i have to walk downstairs like that until they fall out. Honestly. Ive got a stiff back, stiff legs. Im losing my hair. Its all bad. Jimmy but just name one thing. Just one thing. You have to pick one. Pendulous testicles. [ laughter ] theyre getting theyre getting [ applause ] jimmy hold on. [ laughter ] yeah, okay. Honestly. Pendulous. Jimmy i know. Yeah, yeah. Its a honestly, they i think that im hoping to live long enough to actually trip over them, do you know what i mean . [ laughter ] listen, i didnt know until i was about 50, i didnt realize that testicles float in the bath. Because they werent, they werent usually they sort of no, listen. [ laughter ] no, look. [ laughter ] so, they do. They really do. So, i like a nice deep bath and as i got older and richer, i could get decent baths and they look like a couple of hot air balloons taking off from the forest. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Were going to move on to another question. This is from a guy named ty. Ty, whats on your mind buddy . Hi, im ty baker from west wyoming. I was wondering what breed of horse you ride. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I never i have i dont even know breeds of horses. Clydesdale. Is that a horse . Jimmy yeah, because they have the they have pendulous testicles. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know breeds of horses. We have one more question. This is for you, ricky. This is from mckellah. Hi im mckellah from queens, new york. Whats the best thing to say to someone in the middle of a hug . [ light laughter ] i got one. Jimmy i got one. Yeah . Yeah . Should we hug . Jimmy lets do it. Okay jimmy well hug and when do we say it . I dont know. Jimmy yeah, ill say mine midhug. Ill say mine then ready . I love you. Is that it . Is that not it . [ inaudible ] jimmy was that what you were going to say . I was going to say, during the hug, ive changed it now. Ive changed my mind. So now its going to be, why are we both carrying cucumbers in our pockets . [ applause ] jimmy back to your pendulous testicles. Ricky gervais, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Evan Rachel Wood joins us after the break. Stick around. 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But i mean, its a tricky thing, and weirdly, we were talking about groundhog day earlier. But its kind of in that vein of like its like groundhog day on acid. Jimmy yeah, thats a good way to put it. Hows the baby . Are you still playing lullabies . Oh, well, hes not a baby anymore. Hes 3 now. Jimmy thats right. Isnt that crazy . Yeah, ours are very close together. So now we jimmy when was the last time i saw you . I think so, yeah. Jimmy was it tonight show, or was it late night . It was late late you know, actually, this is my first time on the tonight show. Jimmy period . Period. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy im honored. I love that. Yeah, so its kind of a big deal. Its my first time walking through the curtain. Jimmy howd it feel . It felt great. [ laughter ] jimmy thats awesome. It felt right. Jimmy thats fantastic. Oh, shes 3 now. Thats great. Yeah, so now we watch a new disney movie every night and, you know, poor thing has an actress and a singer for a mom. So now every morning at breakfast i reenact the musical numbers for him. And now when he watches the movies and he sees belle in beauty and the beast, he goes, thats mama. And i go, thats right. Thats mama. Jimmy thats right, its mama. Thats right. Absolutely. Yeah. Last time, i think, i still have the sound. My babies go to bed. We have they have a thing called rock a a bye baby or rockababy rock a bye baby. Jimmy and its all modern music but like tinker pianos and xylophones and lullabies. Jimmy xylophones, yeah. And its great. The babies love it, and they fall asleep. But i have the monitor next to the bed, and i know all the songs. And so im like, thats foo fighters. And it keeps me awake. And i got to change it. Yeah, baby monitors. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Are you happy to be back in new york . You used to live here, right . I used to live here. Yes. I actually have my old new york address tattooed on my ribs right here. Jimmy do you really . 344. Yeah, i was a little east village chick. Jimmy yeah, cool, yeah. Now i live in tennessee. Im, you know, in the south. Jimmy what do you miss about the city . Anything in particular . Oh, my god. I mean, every time i came here, something crazy happened. Every time i didnt think new york was going to do this thing, it always did the thing. Jimmy i know what you mean. Yeah. I got obsessed with this place, sleep no more. Youve been. Right . Jimmy no, ive not been. Youve never been to sleep no more . Its an interactive, like, choose your own adventure play. And so they hide people in it. Its like a sixstory play, and they hide people in it to do oneonone scenes with a person from the audience. And so i went to go see the show a few times, became obsessed, asked them if i could sing at the bar. And they were like, we want you to be in the show. And i freaked out. And so my job was to pull strangers into a room and lock myself in there with them yeah. In new york. Like, on the weekend. There was alcohol involved. Jimmy yeah. And afterwards, like, they turned the whole play into a a party and bjork came and deejayed. And i would dress up like jimmy the real bjork . The real bjork. Yeah. I just ran into her and i was dressed up like ziggy stardust cause it was a Science Fiction themed party. And then people wanted the oneonone who missed it. So then i had to do it dressed like ziggy stardust. So i went from loving this play to being in it as ziggy stardust with bjork. Jimmy with bjork and that was just like a a normal week in new york. Jimmy thats new york city for you. Yeah, you just end up hanging out with bjork deejaying with you. Yeah. You fall down the rabbit hole. Yeah. Jimmy thats so fun. Well, lets talk about westworld. Congratulations on that. All the reviews are great. The show is fantastic. Its an extraordinary show. Jimmy you are extraordinary in it in particular. Thank you. Jimmy its tricky. Can you explain it in a couple lines . Its kind of like sleep no more, except its set in its set somewhere in the distant future where ai, artificial intelligence, has become indistinguishable from human beings. So theyve created this theme park thats about as big as a a continent. And you pay lots of money to go in there. And basically theyve recreated the wild west and have these hosts, but theyre robots. They dont know that theyre robots and you basically go and have whatever kind of adventure you want, but you can be whoever you want, whether that be good or bad. You can indulge in all your crazies. Jimmy you can be a a villain you can be a villain, you can be the hero. Jimmy you can be a hero. Yeah. Yeah, so its a very intense show. Kind of an intellectual nightmare and i play jimmy you dont know whos a robot and whos not a robot. You dont. No, you dont. Thats part of the fun. Jimmy yeah. But i am a robot. Im the oldest host in the park. So lot of twist turns there. Jimmy is there any tips to acting like a robot . Is there anything that makes it trickier than normal . Theres tons of things that make it trickier. I mean, you have to ask different questions as an actor. And we ended up nicknaming them bot thoughts because we would have moments where im like, do i squint in the sun . Am i affected by this . Is this part of my programming . So wed always have to stop and go, i got a bot thought. Is this analysis mode . Where am i right now . Jimmy does this robot like bananas . Or does he not like bananas . Quick bot thought. Quick bot thought. Yeah. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Evan Rachel Wood in sunday nightss episode. Do you want to set them up at all . Whats happening sunday . This is episode five. This is next week. And this is when things we take it to 11. But i think right now, one of the guests is quite taken with me, and hes asking me questions and noticing that im not responding to him the way that a robot normally should. Im kind of going into my programming and its making him question things. I believe thats whats happening. Jimmy westworld. Take a look. Wherever you were before, it doesnt matter here. Theres no rules, restrictions. You can change the story of your life. You can become someone else. No one will judge you. No one in the real world will even know. The only Thing Holding you back is yourself. What do you mean by that . You said no one in the real world will know. I thought you werent supposed to notice things like that. Why wouldnt i . Recently, it seems like the whole world is calling to me. In a way that it hasnt before. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so good come on, fantastic. I also want to mention that youre in a band. Yes, i also started a band in all this craziness. Jimmy rebel and a basket case. Rebel and a basket case. Yes, were named after John Hughes Breakfast Club characters. Jimmy whys that . Me and my band mate were an electro pop duo. And we met doing a john hughes cabaret where we reenacted the best scenes from some kind of wonderful and pretty in pink and breakfast club. And we sang songs from the soundtrack. And we did that for about five months. And when it ended, we couldnt accept it. We didnt want to stop so we made this side project that kind of snowballed into this band and this album, which should be coming out in a a couple weeks. We just released our second ep and another music video. Jimmy rebel and a basket case. Yeah so, you know, robot by day, rock star by night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Evan Rachel Wood, everybody. This girl is awesome. Westworld airs sundays at 9 00 p. M. On hbo. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with a a performance from Michael Buble. Stick around, everybody. Oh with a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of i said, its getting hot in herre new limited edition cherry from limearita. The bold margarita. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. 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Tonights musical guest is a a fourtime grammywinning artist. [ cheers and applause ] who has sold over 55 million records worldwide. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] performing the title track to his new album, nobody but me featuring our own Tariq Trotter from the roots, please welcome Michael Buble. [ cheers and applause ] baby i get a little bit jealous but how the hell can i help it when im thinkin on you maybe i might get a little reckless but you gotta expect that what else can a boy do my momma taught me how to share but ill be selfish and i dont care cause i want you i need you all for me and i dont want anybody loving my baby nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me hey and i dont want anybody thinking just maybe nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me and i know when you got a lovely lady it might drive the boys crazy when shes looking so fine woah i know know know that no one would ever blame me the only thing that could save me is just knowing youre mine my papa told me once or twice dont be cruel but dont be too nice cause i want you i need you all for me cause i dont want anybody loving my baby nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me hey and i dont want anybody thinking just maybe nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me hey we make beautiful Music Together how you make my heart sing move into the side with us and never be apart thing work of art thing the way you pull me like a harp string every moment spent is worth it thats the perfect part see i like whatever you like we had to do right and do like two sovereign nations and try to unite im proud of you like a treasure youre the one im cherishing every other girl is silly paling in comparison ill know i can be a bit jealous but how the hell can i help it im so in love with you i dont want anybody loving my baby nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me hey i dont want anybody loving my baby nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody but me oh my papa told me once or twice dont be cruel dont be too nice my baby needs the lines from me oh and i know how to share but ill be selfish i dont care my baby dont need no one but me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it, buddy. Oh, thank you. That is great. That was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] Michael BubleTariq Trotter, nobody, nobody but me is available now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Ricky Gervais, Evan Rachel Wood, Michael Buble, everyone [ cheers and applause ] Tariq Trotter from the roots, and the roots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight elijah wood, star of people of earth, actress and comedian ana gasteyer, music from spencer ludwig. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and allison miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. A new poll shows Hillary Clinton with a 12point lead over donald trump nationally. And it would be pretty hard to blow a 12point lead, but