Musical guest tove lo, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 524 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thank you hi thank you so much. Welcome. Looking good. Looking hot. Hot crowd tonight right here. [ cheers and applause ] new york city hot crowd. Welcome to the tonight show everybody. This is it. You made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. Thank you. Going to be a fun one tonight. First, heres what people are talking about. This is kind of crazy. Today, donald trump made a a surprise trip to mexico for a a meeting with the countrys president enrique pena nieto. Or as trump put it, nice to meet you, eric pinata. [ laughter and applause ] eric pinata . Of course, trumps meeting today is his big chance to convince mexico that they should pay for his proposed border wall. I think he might have a tough time. I mean, check out what president pena nieto had to say about the wall. There is no way that mexico can pay a wall like that. [ light laughter ] jimmy doesnt sound too promising. But maybe trump should have met with mexicos expresident , felipe calderon. Mexican people, we are not going to pay any single cent for that stupid wall. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. All right. Maybe trump should just stick with the exexpresident , vicente fox. I declare, im not going to pay for that [ bleep ] wall. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, all right now. Everybody calm down. When hillary saw that trump was in mexico, she said, ill pay for the wall. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy quick. Lets do it quick. I saw that a reporter went through Hillary Clintons schedule while she was secretary of state and found that she and bill were often away from each other, sometimes even on different continents. When asked why they didnt try to coordinate their schedules, hillary said, oh, we did. [ laughter ] some more political news. Chris christie just vetoed a a proposal to boost new jerseys minimum wage to 15 an hour. Then fast food workers said, after all weve done for you . [ laughter and applause ] did you see this . After his disappointing president ial run, former Texas Governor rick perry will compete on the Upcoming Season of dancing with the stars. [ cheers ] which is why this season will be called dancing with the stars and rick perry. [ laughter and applause ] steve so, its an appetizer. Jimmy yeah. Of course, another reality show that we love here is bachelor in paradise. And this week was another great episode full of crazy drama. But if you missed it, dont worry. Because here to reenact a scene with actual lines from the show, its questlove from the roots and david spade. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, whenever youre ready. Questlove thanks, jimmy. Tonight, ill be playing grant, a firefighter who doesnt want to fight. And ill be playing lace, 25yearold woman who feels totally unsure right now. [ laughter ] jimmy whenever whenever youre ready. Questlove honestly, lace acting the way she is right now is pissing me off. Oh, really . [ light laughter ] questlove um, i tried to hang out by you, but you know. Yeah, whatever. [ light laughter ] questlove can i talk to you for a little bit . What do you want to talk about . Questlove well, you started hitting on carl right in front of me. And then said, good luck on getting a rose tomorrow. I dont even know what to think right now. Have fun finding love with someone else. Questlove ugh [ crying ] [ light laughter ] i love you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic thank you, guys. Questlove. Questlove and david spade, everyone. That was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] guys, lets get to some sports here. I saw that the u. S. Open kicked off here in new york this week. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Two weeks of tennis balls going back and forth, or as my dog put it, if you need me, im out with my friends. [ laughter ] good tickets. And finally, heres a local story. A water main break here in new york city recently caused the musical cats to cancel a a performance. Or as every guy in line put it, oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] weve got a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thats how you do it. That is harmonica master Frederic Yonnet sitting in with the roots oh, my gosh, that is awesome. His latest album, reed my lips the rough cut is available now. Thank you so much for being here. Good to see you again. Thank you for having me. Good to see you again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy last time we hung out was the snl 40th after party. Oh, thats right. Jimmy hes the one that got prince to kind of get up and jam out with us. Well, we did this together. Jimmy yeah, together. We worked as a team. Thank you so much for being here. Congrats on the record. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Emmy Awardwinner and host of the new daytime show harry, harry connick, jr. Will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well have fun with him. Plus, hes the most decorated olympian of all time. Michael phelps will be stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Michael and i are going to play a game of egg russian roulette. So be sure to tune in for that. And then on friday we have meg ryan. Im psyched to have meg ryan on the show. [ cheers and applause ] nick kroll and john mulaney will be here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre super funny. Theyre going to broadway. And then my favorite magician dan white will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] hes amazing. But first, we love this guy. Hes so hilarious. And this should be fun, hes going to be the roast master for the labor day Comedy Central roast of rob lowe. David spade is on the show tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes always steve always funny. Jimmy hes the funniest dude. I love him so much. Plus, from the mosttalked about show of the summer, the very talented kids from Stranger Things are joining us. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre so good. And theyre so cute and so nice. I just love these kids so much. Theyre awesome. I mean, if you like kids. [ light laughter ] we have some fun stuff planned with them, including a a brandnew game called stranger strings. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. Its should be fun. And we have great, great, great music from tove lo, everybody, is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh. Jimmy tove lo. Steve tove lo. Jimmy yeah. Guys, as i said, were so excited to have the kids from Stranger Things here tonight. I can not wait for season two, they Just Announced it today. Because, to be honest, theres still w fequestions left to be answered. Is the demogorgon still alive . What about eleven . Steve right. Jimmy and most importantly, what happened to everyones favorite character, barb. [ light laughter ] they just kind of forgot about her. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Luckily we got our hands on a a deleted scene from the Season Finale that seems to tie up some of these loose ends. Take a look. [ cheers and applause ] aha i vanquish you with my plusfive mythical warhammer. You cant do that. I block you with my orc shield. Lets see if you hit. I got a one. Crap. Isnt this fun, eleven . Well, well, well. [ cheers and applause ] whats up little dudes . What you guys playing . Virgins and dragons . Hey, steve. Mouth breather. What do you want . I just want to wish you a a happy new year. I also got you a little present. You want to see it . Come on down. [ light laughter ] hey guys. Um, what the [ bleep ] . You forget about something . You forget about old barb . Nancys friend sittin on the diving board . Trapped in the [ bleep ] upside down for the past two months . All right, barb no, no, no lets review, shall we . There were two people down there. And you rescued one of em. [ laughter ] do the math ass[ bleep ]. You seemed like you could take care of yourself. Oh, really . Is that what it seemed like . cause the last time i checked, i was laying in a cocoon with a a [ bleep ] slug coming out of my mouth. I guess no one could find you. It was pretty dark down there. Yeah, yeah. Good point. I dont have a very distinctive look. I dont have bright red Ronald Mcdonald hair, old granny glasses and a a librarian all right, barb. Now cmon, all right . Calm down. All right . Screw you, Steve Harrington and screw nancy too, by the way she was supposed to be my bff. Well i guess that bff stands for big [ bleep ] fony [ light laughter ] phony starts with a p. No one ever cared, there was nothing no search party for barb no fake corpse stuffed with cotton for barb no [ coughing ] [ bleep ] thats been happening all day. Hold this. Gross. Barb, hey, youre back here. Thats what matters, right . Wait wait a second. How did you get back any way . Easy. I just made a trade with the demogorgon and i gave him your friend will, straight up. Wills back in the upside down . Thats messed up. Yeah, its messed up. Isnt it will . [ laughter ] does this mean youll be back for season two . No. cause barbs getting her own netflix spinoff. Orange is the new bitch. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to the kids from Stranger Things. Well be right back with david spade, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] Liberty Mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. I just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. My Insurance Company definitely doesnt have that. You can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™ Liberty Mutual insurance initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Target acquired. Dang it ah come on astronauts can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. Make time for snapple. Give extra. Get extra. One smart choice leads to the next. The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. In september. Ht. A fire tore th reveal also a 55foot stat onhe its right next to abart statio some rids say it ould come down because of the nut go to our homepage toheck it out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very talented, very funny comedian who created the popular trutv prank show fameless, which has been renewed for a second season. And this labor day, monday, he will be the roast master for the Comedy Central roast of rob lowe. You can see it at 10 00 p. M. Please welcome our good pal david spade [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back all right, guys. Jimmy welcome back, we love having you here. Good one, quest. Jimmy yeah congratulations, by the way last time you were here, we were talking about the doover you did with adam sandler, that movie. Its the most watched movie in the history of netflix. I heard that too, i dont know. I hope so. That was a great one. I loved doover. Jimmy no, yeah, yeah, no, i didnt make it up. Thats real, yeah. Thanks, guys, applause. Jimmy no, no. [ cheers and applause ] i was gonna say, thats exciting. It was great. That was the funnest movie i had done forever, obviously with adam. So fun to be put in that thing. Jimmy how was the flight getting over here . Cause last time it wasnt oh, horrible. [ light laughter ] no, it was all right. What happened was i took a a picture of it actually, for instagram. Jimmy this is the guy had his shoes off buzzing around the plane, which is a little gross. I took a poll. Everyone thought it was gross. 100 of the voters. Jimmy yeah, you said 100 of the voters. Yeah, they have hes got no shoes on. Then he goes in the bathroom over and over. And i got this action shot of him coming out. Jimmy you got a picture of him. But i like the caption said, guy coming out of airplane crapper with bare feet, gross or super gross . [ light laughter ] call in now, lines are open. Well, what happened was, he went in there and i was just in there. See, i know its gross in there, cause i was in there. And im not really nailing it in there, you know what im talking about . Like [ laughter ] no, but im pretty good at it, but im not in the olympics, you know what i mean . [ light laughter ] i got the idea, but thats just me. Then theres everyone else in the first class. And by the way, it is first class so no one cares at all. Theyre peeing on the walls. They dont care. Rich ass[ bleep ]. Jimmy thats true. So, i mean, its a disaster. And im in there, and this guys going 50 times. Hes got a couple of problems going on. [ light laughter ] so hes doing that, and then hes like squishy feet coming out. You know . By the way, when i go in my shoes, i throw them away when i get home. [ laughter ] you know what i mean . Jimmy thats how dirty the airplane bathroom, yeah of course. Its filthy. So that guy, but you can get in trouble. I took his head off in the picture. Jimmy you did yes. You didnt get his face. I got yelled at once. I got sued. Yelled at. Um, i got sued jimmy someone sued you . Yes, because on stupid instagram, i took a, i was at a a concert and there was like a a 90yearold woman near me. And everyone stood up, and i didnt even know why she was there, but she was sitting down so of course, i took a picture because im gross and thirsty. I said, hey, this girls obviously shrooming out, shes freaking out. Jimmy a 90yearold lady . She had a lawyer call me. Yeah. My client, shes like, i have grandchildren. I dont want anyone to think im schrooming out. Im like, no one thinks youre schrooming. Youre on molly, obviously. [ laughter ] jimmy so that was nice of you to leave the face out of there. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy um, i want to talk about fameless. Fameless . Yeah, right. Jimmy its a prank reality show, kind of. Right, its sort of confusing. Its all these people go on these reality shows. They audition for them, and then when they make it they have to do a psyche evaluation, they have to do all these crazy things. And when theyre ready to be on, we pick like the most pumpedup want to be famous ones, the craziest ones, and then we just make up a fake show. cause they dont even care what they were on. They just want to be famous. So we put them on like, blind blind date. You know, we like make up that sounds like a real show. Or whats in my mouth, like a a cooking show. [ laughter ] and then we make it and its a a total disaster. Jimmy whats in my mouth. Yeah, and they go, ill play that. Yeah, we keep tryin to think of and then we have like a celebrity on now and then to make it seem real. Im on it sometimes. Its pretty funny, but it is it is hard. Im not a good pranker. I get too freaked out. It should be called cringe time. Because the whole time im watching it im like, ah, i cant take it when they jimmy but people love it. People love it. Jimmy and it picked up for season two. Thats great. Yeah, it keeps doing better, so well keep doing it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats great. See, theyre getting better. At applauding. Jimmy but did you get now youre the roast master at the Comedy Central roast of rob lowe. And i would assume cause you taped it already, but i would assume the roast master gets special treatment. Thats what i assumed. I did not. [ light laughter ] first of all, i could never get roasted. I could never handle it. Jimmy you couldnt, no. No, and then jimmy youre not a good sport about that stuff . Or just yeah. Im a bad sport. [ laughter ] whatever the term is. Because last year was kevin hart was the roast master. I go, oh, this is a fun job. Seth rogens done it. I go, im sort of off limits. I was trying to get that word around. It did not work. Jimmy trying to get people to talking backstage machine gun. Yeah, they go after everybody out there. And i remember pete davidson, i brought him out. And while im walking away, he goes, ah, Macaulay Culkin looks like [ bleep ] now. And im like, oh [ laughter ] in the back like you know, in platoon. I was william dafoe. Like im like, let me just get to my chair. And then they come up to me in a commercial, cause im doing a lot of this. Because they keep hitting me. And they go, you look like youre, uh, not happy. I go, im not happy. [ light laughter ] im unhappy, which is the opposite. I go, i dont like jokes about me. They go, youve got to kind of play along. And i go, but its horrible. [ light laughter ] but some of the jokes are funny, like Peyton Manning goes, david spade is short and dumb. [ laughter ] sort of accurate. Jimmy its Peyton Manning, too. And its fun to have Peyton Manning there. Jimmy yeah. And ann coulter came. She got in the cross fire a a little bit. Jimmy and how was rob lowe . cause rob lowe is a funny guy, and we know him. Yeah, love him. Jimmy you know him from tommy boy. He was a good sport. Yeah, he was in tommy boy with me. Jimmy but they hit rob lowe as well. Yeah, they remember, you remember in that song. They hit rob lowe. Yeah, but every joke is about how good looking he is and how many girls he slept with. Im like folks, these are compliments. [ laughter ] im like trying to get to everyone i go, guys, we need new jokes. Hes too good. Thats why they start heading to me, because im a little bigger target. But, he wound up being really cool about it, and we had a a blast. Jimmy its on labor day and its the Comedy Central roast. Did you get a chance for you personally to hit him with a a couple jokes . A few. Well i think, when i walk out, i go, were here to roast one of the biggest stars of 1987. [ laughter ] i go, robs not a gay man, but he plays one every moment of his life. He has a skin care line out, you can buy it online. You wont, but you can. [ laughter ] and he had a sex tape jimmy oh, yeah. Way back in the day when it could hurt your career. But he hurt his career the Old Fashioned way, with his acting. [ laughter ] anyway, the rest of its too rrated. Jimmy oh, my gosh. What was the one you did, uh, meaningful roles . Oh, yeah. He said rob said, its so difficult to get meaningful roles when youre this good looking. I tried to ask brad pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy dude, we love you. Every time you come on, come back. We love you. Thank you, buddy. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the incredibly talented young stars of the new Netflix Series Stranger Things. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the tonight show, Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, Caleb Mclaughlin and Gaten Matarazzo [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes im so happy that you guys are on the show. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing the sketch with me, too, last night. I appreciate it. That was amazing. Im surprised you guys even got a take. Jimmy really. Like, we were laughing the whole time. Jimmy i know. [ light laughter ] i know, we couldnt stop laughing. Im out here trying to do his face. Yeah, hes like no. [ light laughter ] jimmy i couldnt do it. Gosh, you guys are so good. Thank you. Jimmy congrats on the show. If people havent seen it, you have to watch this. Stranger things on netflix. Who are the Duffer Brothers, are they real human beings . Yes. Theyre real. Big teenagers. Jimmy they are . Socially awkward geeks. Jimmy yeah, socially awkward geeks, yeah. Yeah, well, theyre i dont know. I guess they havent made anything i guess that has gotten them to the green light. They made a movie called hidden a while back, but thats they worked on wayward pines. Yeah, they worked on wayward pines. Jimmy i never heard of them before, and then i saw that its so stylized they snuck up, yeah. Jimmy yeah. And from the 80s, and i just theyre geniuses. Jimmy yeah, theyre brilliant. They really are. Jimmy and i knew winona ryder, obviously. We know that name. And matthew modine. So i was like, oh, theres a a couple. But i didnt know you guys. Youre kind of unknown to me. Yeah, of course. Why should you know us . Were no names. [ laughter ] jimmy no, youre not no, im not saying youre no names. Im just saying. [ applause ] no, seriously. Its true. We are. We really are. Its true. Jimmy its not true it is. It is. Jimmy you have names. But not but now were on jimmy fallon, so [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, well that thank you. All right. I want to know. I have a thousand questions. One is i heard because in the show i dont want to embarrass you guys. But there is a scene where i think you have a kiss. Theres a kiss. Whoa ooh. [ laughter ] jimmy i know its [ laughter ] ohh wait, what . Jimmy but millie it was your first kiss, is that right . Yep. Jimmy it was. [ laughter ] no, not no, it was great. Im not say im just yeah. Jimmy no, of course. Yeah. Great. When i found out about it we went through two packets well, finn went through two packets of tic tacs. I went up to millie before the take, and i was like, hey, millie. I had two boxes of tic tacs. I was like, catch. I was like thanks so much. [ laughter ] but sure, why not . We went two packets of tic tacs, though. We did. It was awesome. Jimmy but it was were you [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] finn he didnt have to do that many takes why dont kiss the tic tacs . Jimmy yeah, right. No, he didnt kiss the tic tacs. But it we were keeping it young and juvenile, so we went through tic tacs. Jimmy well, you have to have fresh breath. Exactly. Jimmy but were you nervous . The Duffer Brothers didnt help. Jimmy they didnt help. cause why . They were like, ooh. They kept on sending us the emoji of [ kissing noise ] [ laughter ] me and gaten over here were like, are you guys gonna practice right now . [ light laughter ] yeah, we watched the take. Do it, do it that was like our we did our last scene when they were doing the kissing scene. And it was time for us to wrap and it was time for us to go move on from the set. [ light laughter ] we didnt want to miss the kissing scene, and so of course they didnt. They were we watched it. And we were right off camera going [ laughter ] they did it. Were like, yeah, great job, guys. Do it again. The thing is, is the reaction to it was really funny. Yeah cause i got up and then i said, kissing sucks and then gaten was like so it was like [ laughter ] i was like, okay. I was like, sorry. Just shush, finn. I this is horrible. No, but there yeah. There was a rehearsal. We didnt kiss on the rehearsal, but i had seen caleb and gatens head popping up on the monitors going like this its true. It aws very awkward cause like, everyone was there. All the crew. Theres two like, my dads were sitting there. I mean, it was like awful. [ laughter ] i was like, you need to chill. Not happy. Jimmy caleb, youre from new york . Youre a new yorker. Yes. Yes, i am. Jimmy you guys are local kids, man. I love ya. [ applause ] new jersey, new york. Im local jimmy youre local. Im so local. Jimmy [ in british accent ] you are so local, oh, my god. So local. Shes from the bronx. Yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy shes from the bronx. Kidding jimmy no, we know youre kidding. I live seven hours away, so. Really local. Jimmy but did you guys recognize did you see each other in auditions before . Like, when because in the show, millie this is what millie looks like on the show. Ooh woo jimmy shaved head. Bad as caleb says, bad butt. Bad butt. I wouldnt say they say bad, the other word, but i say bad butt. The other word . Say it, millie. You know what it is. Badass. I say bad butt. Jimmy oh, yeah, there we go. Oh, sorry, sorry. I say bad butt. Jimmy thats what you say, bad butt. [ talking over each other ] no i wasnt making the connection. I thought you were talking about i know its confusing. Everyones looking at me like yeah, you must have been sick of it. Jimmy oh, you say bad ass, but we bad butt. So then im like, wait . Bad bad what . Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Jimmy yeah. All right. Sorry. Yep. Thats the 11 stare. Jimmy but so now when you had this, did you know that you were going to shave your hair off . When i was it was like, literally in the in the screen test. And we were sitting there and we were like so nervous. And finn looked like he was going to throw up. No joke. Because i was. Jimmy why . I was so nervous i was like, you need to chill. That i almost dry heaved. Jimmy nervous for what . I dont know. Everyone was. It was really close. And i was like [ breathing heavily ] [ light laughter ] anyways, so as were doing that, ross, whos one of the Duffer Brothers, comes up to millie and just comes up like this, just goes [ imitating razor ] no, but he says, are you ready . And i was like are you ready . I dont know what youre talking about. Hes like bzz. And im like, youre horrible. The thing is, i did yes. I kind of did know the idea prior to it, but then i thought it was going to be like a a negotiation thing. No. [ laughter ] that wasnt the case. Jimmy no negotiating at all. That wasnt the case, no. Jimmy well, you guys, i love the chemistry between you guys and just knowing you a a little bit from hanging out with you last night. You guys all get along and you guys are just super have your head on your shoulders. And im just so i want to say proud. Im like, youre my kids. [ laughter ] im so proud. Thanks, dad. Jimmy im excited for you guys. Im so psyched for you guys, and i want you to come back and were going to play a fun game. But first i want to show a a clip. If you havent seen Stranger Things, you gotta get caught up on it. Its so much fun to watch. You guys gotta go watch it. Jimmy set in the 80s, these kids find something in the woods and someone goes missing. Heres a clip. Heres scene from season one of Stranger Things, which is available now on netflix. Take a look. Guys, i really think we should turn back. Seriously, dustin . You want to be a baby, then go home already. Im just being realistic, lucas. No. Youre just being a big sissy. You ever think will went missing cause he ran into something bad . And were going to the exact same spot where he was last seen and we have no weapons or anything . Dustin, shut up. Im just saying, does that seem smart to you . Shut up. Shut up. What . You guys hear that . Look jimmy woo [ cheers and applause ] congrats spooky. Guys, were all playing a a brandnew game called stranger strings when we come back. Stick around its great [ cheers and applause ] alright, did you know i was the mommy slam dunk champion . Really . Yes, really dont sound so surprised. Lets see it oh youre ready. Alright, here we go. Lets hear the crowd. Ahhhh i go to the right. I go to the left. Fake em out. Mama go up, up, up she did it. Again . You cant avoid gravity. But unitedhealthcare can help you avoid financial surprises by helping you compare costs and doctor quality ratings. Unitedhealthcare uhhuh how do they make starburst taste so juicy . They use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] its about to get juicy. Whoo i feel so aliii. It takes guts. [ female announcer ] starburst. Unexplainably juicy. 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With tasty options like my brunch burger and a crispy bacon and egg chicken sandwich. Served all day, every day. Only at jack in the box. Woman how do we protect them from 4 billion in new cuts to california schools . Man vote yes on proposition 55. Woman prop 55 doesnt raise taxes on anyone. Man not on working californians, not small businesses. No one. Woman instead, prop 55 simply maintains the current tax rate on the wealthiest californians. Man so those who can most afford it continue paying their fair share. Woman . To prevent new education cuts. Man . And keep improving californias schools. Woman vote yes on prop 55 to help our children thrive. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody i am here with the kids from Stranger Things, im talking about Millie Bobby Brown, Caleb Mclaughlin, Gaten Matarazzo and Finn Wolfhard. [ applause ] now, we are about to play a new game called stranger strings. And heres how it works. Before the show, we all wrote down a few facts about ourselves that no one else knows. I dont know you, were kind of strangers. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. So these facts are written on these cards right here. Okay . So also we have full cans of silly string. We are going to take turns reading a card then we count to three. Remember, thats very important. Okay. Okay. Jimmy we count to three then everyone sprays silly string at the person they think wrote that card. All right. [ light laughter ] jimmy and it cant always be me, all right . [ light laughter ] oh, my gosh. Look out, fallon. Jimmy all right then were going to reveal who actually wrote it. Now i will read the first card. Here we go. Im just thinking about how bad were gonna beat you. Im just gonna get it in your ear. Jimmy i wanna get to no. I want to get to know you guys. Someone here said, i still sleep with a night light. Wait. One, two, three all right stop, stop, stop you thought it was me . You got it all over the place. Whose card was that . Not mine. Calebs jimmy you still sleep with a night light . Yeah. Jimmy no one sprayed him. I did, i did. Jimmy you did . It didnt stick to him. I definitely did it. It kind of did. Jimmy okay, yeah. He got a little bit. All right, good. Millie, you read this one. Okay. I didnt get sprayed at all. I dont like it, i dont like it. Somebody said that in third grade the fire alarm startled me and i cried in front of my class. Who was that . Jimmy one, two, three. [ light laughter ] you love this game. It was me, guys. Jimmy it was, yeah and you cried . Yes i did. I was really sleepy, it startled me. Thats basically what happened. Jimmy here you go, buddy. Caleb. Its so much fun, honestly. I once cut my chin open on a a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing. Thats definitely you. Jimmy what are you looking at me for . Really . One, two, three. [ cheers and applause ] stop, stop, stop. It was not me yes it was it was Finn Wolfhard jimmy youre a good actor. Youre the worst. Thank you, my friend. I really appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Youre going to find this stuff in your ears. Jimmy all right. Whos reading . Whose turn . My turn. Jimmy all right. Gaten matarazzo. That is my full name. All right, guys. Jimmy oh, you found the other bottle . Yeah. Jimmy youre the worst. I like to eat french fries on my hamburgers. Thats so normal. Thats jimmy jimmy no, thats normal. No, no, no [ laughter ] all right big deal, stop, stop thats not normal. That is abnormal. Its a crazy story. Its a crazy story. Its a crazy story. I cant believe someone would have did that. Who was it, jimmy . Jimmy it was me. Big deal. It was a big story. Alright, come on. Can you read . This is really cold. Can i read . Jimmy yeah, can you . Can you host . [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, go, buddy. Just kidding. Fire back. Jimmy all right, i got it, i got it. I can perfectly rap nikki minajs verse from monster. Jimmy one, two, three millie jimmy millie its true, right . Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy you can leave it on. Can you, can you give us a a little taste of it . Yeah sure, why not . Oh my god, hold on. Pull up in the monster automobile gangster with a bad that came from sri lanka yeah im in that tonka color of willy wonka you could be the king but watch the queen conquer first things first ill eat your brains then imma start rocking gold teeth and fangs cause thats what a mother monster do hairdresser from milan thats the monster do monster giuseppe heel thats the monster shoe young money is the roster and the monster crew jimmy oh and im all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face and if im fake i aint notice cause my money aint jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to Millie Bobby Brown Caleb Mclaughlin Gaten Matarazzo, Finn Wolfhard you guys, tove lo performs after the break. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] sing girl, come on. 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And shes smart. She can work with people to solve problems. I want to be able to tell my kids that i did the right thing when it really mattered. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. [ rear alert sounds ], [ music stops ]on ] on the road again just cant wait to get on the road again [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] [ girl laughs ] on the road again like a band of gypsies we go down the highway [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a grammynominated swedish musician who will release her new album lady wood on october 28th. Performing her new single cool girl, give it up for tove lo [ cheers and applause ] you can run free i wont hold it against ya you do your thing never wanted a future if i knew how to put it romantic speaking my truth theres no need to panic no lets not put a label on it lets keep it fun we dont put a label on it so we can run free yeah i wanna be free like you im a im a im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy rules you dont like but youre still gonna keep em said you want fines for whatever reason show we can chill try and keep it platonic now you cant tell if im really ironic no lets not put a label on it lets keep it fun we dont put a label on it so we can run free yeah i wanna be free like you im a im a im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy i got fever highs i got boiling blood im that fire we could burn together im a im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy im a cool girl im a im a im a im a im a cool girl im a im a im a im a im a cool girl im a im a cool girl ice cold i roll my eyes at you boy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, give me a hug. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Tove lo, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im a cool girl. Lady wood is out october 28th. Well be right back, everybody that was so fun. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to david spade, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb Mclaughlin, tove lo [ cheers and applause ] Frederic Yonnet [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight samuel l. Jackson, from saturday night live, actress and comedian cecily strong, host of car matchmaker, spike feresten, featuring the 8g band with danny carey. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Today is National Voter registration day. Oh, is it, shimmied hillary. [ laughter ] ac
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