Okay. Youre fired. [ laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump called former fbi director james comey a showboat and a grand stander. Hes a showboat. [ laughter ] if your ego was any bigger, youd start putting your name on your name. [ laughter and applause ] in the same interview, President Trump said that comey told him at dinner that he was not under investigation. Okay, but if you if you were under investigation, do you think an fbi agent would just tell you . [ light laughter ] do you also think s. W. A. T. Teams send a save the date card . [ laughter and applause ] a Confederate Monument was removed today from new orleans. No word on if theyll relocate it to d. C. , like the Confederate Monument they removed from alabama. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] President Trump will meet with the president of turkey next week. He has a lot of questions you want to ask, like why does turkey have a president , but chicken has a colonel . [ laughter ] it doesnt seem fair. Its very unequal. And also burgers having kings. [ light laughter ] in a newly released interview, President Trump said that he might release his tax returns after he leaves the white house. So keep your eyes peeled, cause he leaves the white house a lot. [ laughter ] a company is selling a jacket with a heating mode and a cooling mode. The way it works is, theres a zipper. [ laughter ] worth every penny. [ light laughter ] today was eat what you want day, but how can you eat a fathers love . Asked eric. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] Ride Hailing Service uber, will now allow users to save addresses other than home or work for a quick access in the app. So get ready to get caught. [ laughter ] researchers in india are trying to figure out how to use Birth Control methods in order to help the overpopulation of monkeys. So far, the best method theyve come up with is to make the monkeys babysit their nephew for four hours. [ light laughter ] thats right. They want to use Birth Control to help the overpopulation of monkeys, which has infuriated monkey pope. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] youre here on a good one. He is the star creator of netflixs fantastic series master of none, aziz ansari is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] so excited to have aziz here. She is the host of the nbc new competition show world of dance, Jenna Dewan Tatum joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from a great Los Angeles Based band, lany is here this evening. [ cheers and applause ] so its a good show. Its a good night. Very exciting. You guys, red nose day is coming up. This is a red nose right here. Nbc has a big event on thursday, may 25th. And you can all help by going to our partner walgreens, and buying one of these to help end child poverty. Noses on, everybody, looking forward to that event. But before we move on to the rest of the show, the Trump Administration has been in chaos after the president s shocking decision to fire fbi director james comey, and today trump spoke publicly for the first time about that decision, contradicting everything his white house has said since tuesday. For more of this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth even putting aside the substance and the suspicious timing of the comey firing for a second, the optics of the last 48 hours have been a disaster for the white house. For one thing, theres the fact that russian officials are publicly defending trump, as Vladimir Putin did yesterday when a cbs reporter was able to catch him before a hockey game in full gear. How will the firing of james comey effect u. S. russia relations . [ speaking Foreign Language ] there will be no effect. We have nothing to do with that. President trump is acting in accordance with his confidence. [ laughter ] seth in accordance with his confidence . Is it me, or was Vladimir Putin just a little sassy . [ laughter ] the weirdest part of that interview, though, was when putin seemed to suggest that the reporter should come play hockey with him. What about us . [ speaking Foreign Language ] youre saying im going to play hockey with him . Hockey fan . And i invite you to do the same. [ light laughter ] ill be here and ill be watching. Thank you very much. Seth never has an invitation to play hockey sounded so ominous. [ laughter ] although, anything would sound ominous coming through that grinning translator. Please, join me for an afternoon of macrame. We will make each other friendship bracelets. [ laughter ] now if it seems like putins enjoying himself, its because he has a lot to be happy about. On wednesday the day after trump fired the man investigating him over his ties to russia, trump met with two top russian officials in the oval office, including one, whos been at the center of several damaging trumprussia stories. Look how chummy this meeting was. For the very First Time Since the election, trump seems so very happy. Sometimes you wanna go where Everybody Knows your name [ light laughter ] seth i think at this point trump is russias norm. [ laughter ] hello now, if this meeting seems brazen, theyre also the details of who specifically trump was meeting with. Today the white house hosted russias foreign minister sergey lavrov, and more notably, its ambassador to the united states, Sergey Kislyak. The same Sergey Kislyak, ambassador and russian spy, with whom general Michael Flynn had discussions and then lied about it. Seth in fact, that guy Sergey Kislyak is the same guy attorney general Jeff Sessions had a meeting with during campaign, that he failed to disclose, during his confirmation hearing. How could you forget meeting this man . [ laughter ] he looks like they fished the stay puft marshmallow man out of the east river. [ laughter and applause ] so the white house the white house has been engulfed in chaos. In fact, just to give you an idea of how crazy things have been, when this news first broke on tuesday night, White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer was outside the white house near the tv sets where the correspondents do their on camera reports. But spicer did not want to be on camera himself, which led to this bizarre anecdote in the Washington Post. And this is really what they wrote. Spicer disappeared into the shadows, huddling with his staff near a clump of bushes and then behind a tall hedge. [ laughter ] he spent several minutes hidden in the bushes. [ laughter ] im gonna go hide in the bushes so the reporters cant find me. Wait whats that rustling sound . Oh, god. [ laughter ] apparently, sean spicer forgot the immortal words of the reverend jesse jackson. I say america stay out the bushes. [ laughter and applause ] seth isnt it fun with no context to try to remember what that would have been about . But apparently, someone in the white house complained to the Washington Post about how they described that episode, because this truly amazing correction was attached to the article yesterday. This story has been updated to more precisely describe White House PressSecretary Sean Spicers location late tuesday night. Spicer huddled with his staff among bushes near Television Sets on the white house grounds, not in the bushes. [ laughter ] i wasnt in the bushes, i was merely among the bushes. [ laughter ] you know, like they accepted me as one of their own. And when the white house is clarifying the press secretarys position in relation to bushes, its important to remember, america is both among and in deep [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] and then then theres the president himself, when a president makes a decision as momentous and controversial as this one, youd expect him to explain his thinking publicly to the american people. But trump only spoke out publically for the first time today. Two days after the news came down. Before that, all we had were his Early Morning tweets attacking democrats. In fact, this is how fox and friends, his favorite tv show, reported on those Early Morning tweets yesterday. President trump is awake. [ laughter ] they report on the president the same way the Japanese Press reports on godzilla. He has awakened. We must flee. [ light laughter ] now, since the news broke on tuesday, the white house has argued that comeys firing had nothing to do with the russia investigation, and that it wasnt even trumps idea. They argue, trump made the decisions on the recommendation of Deputy Attorney general Rod Rosenstein, who wrote a memo criticizing comeys handling of the Hillary Clinton email investigation. The white house counselor kellyanne conway, tried to make that argument on cnn. And im not sure it was all that convincing, given that she didnt actually seem to know how to pronounce his name. Now youre criticizing Rod Rosenstein. Could it be that the reason that Rod Rosenstein wrote the report, had nothing to do with that. It has to do with quote, i cannot defend the directors handling of the conclusion of the investigation i get it that is his conclusion. People can read it for himself, and his name is rosenstein, by the way. Well, thats great. Seth well, thats great. [ laughter ] im sorry i got it wrong, but i was out late last night, because i wanted to see bruce springstein. [ laughter ] i cant blame kellyanne, shes never been a einstein. [ laughter and applause ] so that was the white houses story. It was the Deputy Attorney generals recommendation, not trumps idea. At least, it was their story until today, when trump gave an interview to explain his decision to fire comey by contradicting every argument his team had made on his behalf, saying the whole thing was his idea. What i did is i was going to fire comey. My decision. It was not you had made the decision before they came in the room . I i was going to fire comey. In your letter you said i accepted accepted their recommendation. So you had already made the decision . Oh, i was going to fire him regardless of recommendation. So there was really he made a recommendation, but regardless of recommendation, i was going to fire comey. Seth so he just admitted everything the white house has been saying since tuesday, is a lie. Trumps ego is so huge he cant even let somebody else have the spotlight in his alibi. [ laughter ] hes like a scooby doo villain, thats right, it was me, i was the ghost in the amusement park. [ light laughter ] now, as you may recall, trump also included this very bizarre paragraph in his termination letter to comey. I greatly appreciate you informing me on three separate occasions, that i am not under investigation. Trump said in the interview, he had specifically asked comey if he was under investigation, but then added that actually, he didnt need to ask anyway, because he already knew he wasnt being investigated. Did you call him . In one case i called him, in one case he called me. And did you ask, am i under investigation . I actually him, yes. I said, if its possible, will you let me know, am i under investigation . He said, you are not under investigation. And at that time he told me you are not under investigation, which i knew anyway. That was one meeting, what was the what were the other two . First of all, when youre under investigation, youre giving all sorts of documents and everything. I knew i wasnt under seth i guess theres one upside to being sued as much as trump has, hes an expert on being investigated. [ light laughter ] believe me, i know when im being investigated. In fact, how to know youre under investigation, was one of the most popular classes at trump university. [ laughter ] also, can we go back for a second, to trumps description of what he said on the phone to comey. I said, if its possible, will you let me know, am i under investigation . He said, you are not under investigation. Seth he sounds like hes afraid to ask a girl out on a date. [ light laughter ] would you ever consider going out with a guy, tiny hands, maybe wealthy, maybe not, huge liar . [ laughter ] write yes or no on this piece of paper. [ light laughter ] so, the white house story on why and how comey was fired, has now completely fallen apart. Because while trump contradicts his own white house, were also getting more reporting on what was really going on behind the scenes. For example, the New York Times reports that there was a growing divide between trump and comey, over trumps false claim that obama had him wire tapped. The claim comey has publicly debunked. According to the times trump fumed when comey publically dismissed the sensational wiretapping claim. Comey meanwhile, was flabbergasted. The president , comey told associates, was outside the realm of normal, even crazy. I like how comey started with a more flowery term of art, and then just settled on crazy. [ laughter ] you see the president doesnt exactly have all his wits about him. Hes not exactly playing with a full deck. Hes one banana short of a smoothie. I guess what im saying is my dude is cray. [ laughter ] so, the white house story on comey has fallin apart. And the fbi director thinks the president is crazy. But at least theres one good piece of news coming from the white house. President trump is awake. Oh. [ laughter ] maybe thats bad news. This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more late night everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ugh, no bars. Oh no, looks like somebody needs a new network. When i got this unlimited plan they told me they were all the same. Theyre not. Verizon has the largest, mostreliable 4g lte network in america. Its basically made for places like this. Honey, what if it was just us out here . Right. So, i ordered you a car. Thank you. You dont want to be out here at night cause of the, uh, coyotes. Ok, thanks, bud. Bye. Be nice to have your car for some shelter. Bye. When it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. Just 45 per line for four lines. Quin was crazy about curls. But it took a twist of fate to find a highend curler at such a head turning price. And thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. The goalie has studied every one of your shots. She knows youre going for her left corner. She even teases you, calling the shot. But her legs are the ones trembling, not yours. Time to shine. Orbit. And let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. I dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. Stasave on gifts for momls and get kohls cash for you pick out a diamond ring for just 79. 99 and get 10 kohls cash a cookware set and get 20 kohls cash or the Fitbit Charge 2 and youll get 30 kohls cash kohls. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody, please give it up for the 8g band, right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also we have been so, so lucky this week, weve had an incredible drummer joining us, whos been behind the kit with such notable artists as meghan trainor, and bryson tiller. Thaddeus dixon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, seth. Seth thank you so much for another great week, thaddeus. Really appreciate it. Now if you got a chance to look at the paper this morning, you might have seen there was a new study on migrating tree frogs, and im sorry, i could be wrong here, i think i smell some smoke. And that can only mean one thing, its time for ya burnt [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the burn zone. We got a lot of topics to sizzle through, but not a lot of time. Over here is the burner, lets turn on the gas and load her up. Whoa up jump the boogie first up, outdoor Music Festivals. Youve never truly seen mumford and sons until you seen them after sleeping in a mud puddle for three straight days. [ light laughter ] they call them outdoor Music Festivals because its easier than telling your parents, im going to go take drugs in a field. [ light laughter ] oh and hey, look, its the kid whos not pacing himself, its 10 00 a. M. And hes already three mollys deep, waving a glow stick on top of a food truck. [ light laughter ] hes an hour away from sucking on a orange slice in the medical tent. [ light laughter ] and outdoor musical festivals, where am i supposed to pee . cus it sounds like the answer is near, but not necessarily in the porta potties. [ light laughter ] thats right, Music Festivals, like the back of my neck. Ya burnt [ cheers ] pollen, thanks, to you, i am so stuffed up, my face feels the way Steve Bannons face looks. [ light laughter ] sideburn bannon. Side burn. Seth and why is it so hard to get some good allergy medication . Shouldnt be easier to get a gun, than it is to get some claritin d. [ light laughter ] the military doesnt need to bother with chemical weapons, we could just take out isis with a patch of dandelions. [ light laughter ] hey, pollen, ya, ya, ya, ya burnt [ applause ] breakfast in bed. Happy mothers day, i got you what you wanted, a bed full of crumbs. [ light laughter ] im pretty sure moms ideal day doesnt involve waking up to a Smoke Detector at 6 00 a. M. As her 8yearold tries her hands at eggs benedict. [ light laughter ] at least you get to enjoy your cold coffe and under cooked eggs hunched over a rickety tray. Who doesnt love to be served food the same way as hospital patients. [ light laughter ] and why is breakfast the only meal this is okay for . If you we heard of someone eating dinner in bed, youd think, wow, she must be going through a really tough time right now. [ light laughter ] breakfast in bed, like and english muffin thats somehow also frozen in the center, ya burnt [ applause ] southwest airlines, look at you, southwest. Every other airline from united to american to delta to sprint, has been in sorry from delta to spirit, has been in the news for mistreating its passengers. Meanwhile, you have always been more of a punchline than an airline, and somehow you managed to stay free and clear. I cant believe im saying this, southwest. But, by default, youre now you our most Popular Airline. Ig and thats why, southwest wait, sorry, im getting some breaking video from a recent southwest flight. Lets roll it. [ shouting ] what is wrong with you . Get off. Seth well, its official, americas most Popular Airline is now amtrak. [ light laughter ] amtrak, youre this weeks unburnable. Ascend to safety at 35 miles per hour. Vests your arms may be cold, but look on the bright side. At least have you your virginity. [ light laughter ] vests are a great story to let people know you are either an mathlete, a groomsman, or a magician. [ light laughter ] sure, you might look like chandler bing, but theres one big difference between you and him. He had friends. [ light laughter ] vests, better head that tailor. cause ya burnt. [ applause ] up next, people with preexisting conditions. [ buzzer ] oh, that buzzer means weve run out of time. Well have to nail you guys some other time. This has been ya burnt well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] tired of paying hundreds more a year in taxes and fees for your unlimited plan . Only tmobile gives you unlimited data with taxes and fees included. Thatll save you hundreds. Get two lines for a hundred dollars. Thats right. Two lines of unlimited data. A hundred bucks. All in. And right now, were giving you even more. For a limited time, get a free Samsung Galaxy s8 when you buy one. Thats two galaxy s8s for the price one plus, two lines of unlimited data for a hundred bucks. Taxes and fees included. Only at tmobile. Mathat are 100 from dennys. Rs starting at 6. 99, which is 100 awesome. 100 beef burgers with fries starting at 6. 99. 100 seriously. Americas favorite cookie delicious european Chocolate Candy introducing new oreo Chocolate Candy bars look for them wherever you buy Chocolate Candy. With motionsense technology. Degree has redefined deodorant so that i can redefine. Power. Footwork. Range. The more i move, the more it works. Degree. It wont let you down. T. J. Maxx asks, shes pretty and nice like me. She is special. He knows me better than my husband somedays. My mom likes pink. Mommy loves roses. Its a surprise. You picked this out by yourself . Its a purse. I know you love purses. I do celebrate the unique mom in your life, with values everyone will love. Happy mothers day but the rare few can inspire them. S. With a naturally aspirated 5liter v8 engine, and a 10speed directshift transmission. The firstever lexus lc. Experience amazing. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our first guest tonight is an Emmy Award Winning comedian, actor, and New York Times bestselling author, who you know from his work on parks and recreation. The Second Season of his critically acclaimed series master of none begins streaming tomorrow on netflix. Lets take a look. This is really good. I told you. Arent you glad you expanded your culinary horizons beyond italian. Yes, i am. You were right. What else should i try while im in new york. Indian food. I dont really like curry. Racist. I just said dont like curry food. I didnt say i dont like curry people. All right, i was kidding earlier, but the phrase curry people, definitely racist. [ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, aziz ansari, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. Hi seth you well . Everything good . Im good. How are you . Seth im great. Im very excited the show is back. Yeah. Seth the first season was fantastic. Thank you. Seth there were many things i loved about it. Thank you. Seth but i think the thing i love the most is that your actual parents played your parents on the show. Thats what everyone loves. [ laughter ] seth yeah. No one cares about me. Seth they probably knew that and it probably gets back to them, right . They must be very proud. Yeah. Yeah, my dad is always asking for a higher pay or something. [ laughter ] you brought them to the emmys last year, and you won an emmy. Congratulations. Yeah, thanks. Seth for writing. [ cheers and applause ] and did they enjoy themselves . Did they have fun at the emmys . They did. They had a good time. Yeah, it was really fun. It was fun to see them dressed up around all those crazy people. Seth did they go to the after party . Did they go out with you afterwards . No, they went home. Seth okay. Yeah, they didnt they didnt go hard. Seth yeah. They had some other nonemmy parties that they went to. Seth oh, i see. My parents when i hosted my parents came to the after party and my mom went hard. [ laughter ] oh yeah . Wow. Seth it was problematic. I feel like there are still like six or seven hunky actors in l. A. Who remember my mom as the lady without boundaries. Oh no. [ laughter ] seth so what are the things so this season you go to italy . Yes. Seth and you actually learned some italian for it . Yeah. Seth how long did you have to study it to pick it up . So i studied for about three weeks and then i lived there for two months. In the time i lived there, i picked up a lot. Now im not fluent but im really good for an indian guy. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] thats great. Youre top ten indian guys who speak italian . Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. Seth and but then you also, not for the show, japan for how long were you in japan . Yeah, we finished this season and i just kind of wanted to get away, and clear my head, and do some writing. So i just wanted to leave, and i went and lived in japan for a couple months. Seth wow. Yeah, i tried to learn japanese. How long did you give yourself before you went . Japanese, i didnt have time, cause we were editing the series. So i only had one week and japanese is really hard. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] so i just sat with my teacher, my sensei kobayashisan and i would just give him very specific scenarios. Like i knew i was mainly just going to be writing and eating food. So i said, okay, lets say im sitting at a restaurant and someone is eating something that looks good, how do i ask about that . So now i know i just have to go [ speaking Foreign Language ] all of that just means like, what is that . Is it delicious . Excuse me, can i have one . [ cheers and applause ] seth fantastic. Because again im no expert. But i feel like that sounds really good, its the pronunciations really good. I am so good at such a little amount. [ light laughter ] seth but do then is theres that thing where people hear how good you are at that, they assume you know more. Absolutely. If the guy said anything else, im just like [ speaking Foreign Language ] which just means like, oh, yeah yeah yeah. Have you brought it back to the states . Have you tried to use japanese here . Oh, yeah, so i was in l. A. A couple weeks ago, and i went to a sushi restaurant that i go to there, and i was all excited because i now speak a little japanese so the guy sees me. Hes like, where have you been, we havent seen you in so long. I said, oh im manly in new york now, and tokyo [ speaking Foreign Language ] and then he said, im korean. [ laughter ] seth i dont know. Its weird because you feel like youve made an error, but ive got to be honest, im on your side there. Yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. I mean whos the racist guy at the restaurant that hired him is my question. [ light laughter ] yeah. Your brother writes on the show and yes, my brother, aniz. Hes a fantastic comedy writer. He wrote on the first season and also on the Second Season. Seth thats so fantastic, first that you guys get to work together, but also you have this shared experience, obviously, of your upbringing. And you guys use real life stories in the show. Yeah, we did this whole episode about religion. And, you know, my family is from a muslim background, and so we were trying to do this montage of just kind of islamophobic, kind of racist things that have happened to my character and i have been, you know, recognized a lot for the last few years, so i got less of that, but my brother is not recognized. And so he had some hilarious instances of racist islamophobic stuff happen that we didnt get to put in the episode, but i thought i would tell you guys this. Seth yes. cause they just make me laugh so hard, even though theyre very mean things, but its very funny to me. This is weird, youre like this is going to be funny . It sounds like its very mean. [ light laughter ] so theres one thing he told me, where he said that he was at a Dicks Sporting Goods in charlotte and he was walking around, and some guy goes, hey, terrorist, get out of here and he looked around and like he didnt see anybody, and hes like, where is this coming from . The guy goes, hey, terrorist, get out of here. He looked up and there is a guy on a Rock Climbing Wall who yelled it down like he was climbing the indoor rock climb wall, he sees brown guy. Hes like let me handle this real quick. [ laughter ] seth you have to be so racist to tame i take time out of rock climbing. [ laughter ] yeah. Hes like all right. Ill handle that rock in a second. [ laughter ] and then, my favorite one was, and this is so crazy this happened, but he claims this is true. He said he was walking down the street in new york once, and some guy across the street goes, hey, why dont you go back to pakistan. And he just like stopped in his tracks. And then the guy goes, oh my god, im so sorry, im talking to my friend behind you, and there was a guy behind him sitting in a taxicab, and apparently theyre friends and the guy really is going back to pakistan, and that was an inside joke they had. [ laughter ] [ applause ] seth so thats a nice one. cause those unlike the rock climbers, those guys are not racist. Yeah, those guys were just had some inside giggles. Seth they werent particularly smart with their inside jokes. Their out loud inside jokes. Yeah. Seth you had a thanksgiving episode where you had kids who played younger versions of you. Yeah. Seth was it fun to work with young fictional aziz . Yes, theres so many young azizs we have in this show. So we do this one thanksgiving episode. Its about me and lena waithes character denise and it kind of covers our whole friendship since we were little kids, and we had little kids, and so the little kids were all really great. This one kid i remember, it was so funny to me. This kid had to do a scene where he comes downstairs and he asks denises mom, hey, can i have this bite of macaroni . And he already has it in his spoon and the moms like, well, go ahead and eat it. You already have it in your spoon. So the kid would just take a bite. But the kid is taking these little tiny nibbles. And so i kind of pulled him aside, hey, man, we need to take a little bigger bite cause my character really likes food, and part of this is that he really likes macaroni. So can you just take a bigger bite . So hes like okay. Sure, sure, sure. Hes a little kid, like five, six years old. So we do it a couple more times, and he starts taking different bites and then you know, when you are filming something, you spit it out. So its not like hes filling up or anything. So its not a big deal to keep doing more takes, but at a certain point, he just disappears. I cant find this kid, and everyones looking for him, and im like, i dont know where the kid went. Then i go outside, and hes standing outside with his mom. Im like, is everything okay . Hes like, i dont want to eat any more macaroni [ laughter ] the bites are too big, and the cheese is crispy on top its scraping the roof of my mouth [ laughter ] i was like all right, man, sorry, sounds like a dream gig to me. Just come and eat some macaroni and they yell cut. [ laughter ] but all right, if you dont like it, well change it, but he did a great job. He was a really great kid. Seth all right good. So it worked out. Yeah, hes great. Seth congrats again. Im so glad its coming back. Yes. Seth im so glad its available for all of us to watch. Thanks for being here aziz. Of course. [ cheers and applause ] seth aziz ansari. The Second Season of master of none begins streaming tomorrow on netflix. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] i dont care about the funny way you wear your hair someday youll let me put my comb up there til then youre beautiful and i just stare schick hydro ® technology that transforms. Schick hydro ® protecting mankind, one face at a time. cat meows snap cat meows sheba® perfect portions™. What cats want™ of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Thats why im quitting with nicorette. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. Every great why thithe beet one. Ns. The reason you stop scrolling one. The whoops, you looked at your calendar wrong one. Reallife snacks. Baked with real ingredients. Its good thins. Good gets real. I like yours too. Hair. Can i have some . Its not cool to ask that. Thanks, captain obvious. Online dating isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Instant savings now, free nights later. Hotels. Com. First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. Shes the reason the good times are great. And the reason the tough times are easier. Because shes your best friend. And your true love. The ever us twostone diamond collection. A timeless design, now in white and rose gold for mothers day. One diamond for your best friend. One diamond for your true love. For the one woman. Whos both. Ever us. Available at zales, jared and kay. [ cheers and applause ] welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a professional dancer and actress you know from the movie step up, and tv shows like supergirl and American Horror story asylum. You can see her next as the host and mentor on nbcs new competition series, world of dance, premiering on tuesday may 30th. Please welcome to the show, Jenna Dewan Tatum, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hi seth welcome. Thank you. Seth so this is very exciting. This is a dancing competition show. Yes. Seth what is your role on the show . I am the hostmentor. Seth oh, thats very good, thats very nice of you to both host and mentor. Yes, yes. It was exciting because they were open to sort of, redefining host. Ive have never done that. Ive never been a host before. Seth its not that hard. [ light laughter ] i can tell you as a guy who does it, its not that hard. I have so much more respect, though. Its difficult in its own way, so i wanted to incorporate my experience as a dancer. Seth and you have been doing this for your whole life, dancing. Yes. Seth do you dance on the show at all . Does a hostmentor have time to dance on the show . We wanted to, but if you count dancing back stage, while im like, cheering on the dancers theyre like dancing, im like doing the moves with them, like, cheering them on. So like a dance mom. Like, a crazy dance mom. [ light laughter ] kind of. Kind of, like what im trying not to be in life, i am backstage . Seth okay, thats good. Now your husband channing tatum, and you have a fouryearold girl. Yes. Seth and does she love dance . She you know we not at first. Seth okay. She was like, i am not taking a dance class. I was like, okay, im not going to be a dance mom. You know, i dont want to be the one thats like, no, you have to go, you know, pushy. Ive seen these moms. I grew up with them. I know them. Theyre crazy. [ light laughter ] i didnt have one. Sorry, mom, are you not a dance mom. Seth on mothers day week on mothers day, too. Im like, theyre crazy, these moms. So, i was very conscious not to do that, but then, the first day she goes, now i want to go to dance class. And i was like, lets go i mean, i like organized the troops. I was like, get the tights. I need the shoes, i want the bag, lets go. Seth okay good. So, shes into it now . She was into it, and she was followed the teacher, which is shocking to me. I was like, there is no way this daughter of mine is gonna like do and they do, its so funny, they do a routine to mc hammer cant touch this. Seth sure, as they should. [ light laughter ] not even like, a cool song. Its not even like taylor swift, shake it off. Theyre like i do those bad dances seth that makes me so happy, though. Because that means a whole new generation of people will know mc hammer. [ light laughter ] i know. Seth and im happy about that. Im so happy about that, too. Im very throw back. Seth because otherwise, its good when you realize, oh, becausae you think, oh your kids are never gonna know your music. And then youre like, oh no, theyll go to dance class, and theyre gonna learn it there. Theyre gonna learn the bad music there. Seth jlo is also on the show. Yes. Seth what is it like, were you a fan of hers . What was it like working with her . Huge fan of hers. I mean, as a dancer, shes like an icon. You know, you grow up, youre like, shes a dancer, she turned into an actress, she created this empire for herself. And, i am so in love with her. Shes like the nicest, coolest, most beautiful person in the world. Seth yeah. And i was like, im like going to do the show. I love her. I want to find out her beauty secrets. [ light laughter ] i was like, im getting this. There is some random herb in batswana that shes taking, every day. [ light laughter ] shes like benjamin button. Seth its crazy. [ light laughter ] i dont understand it. Seth i feel i dont have a sense of the time passing in my own life, because, every time i see her, she looks the same. [ light laughter ] youre like, and youre getting younger. Seth yeah, exactly. How is this happening . I feel like the day i die, im gonna see her on tv, and shes gonna look exactly the same. [ light laughter ] exactly, stunning. Seth ill be like, how am i 100 . [ light laughter ] were like season 4 of world of dance. [ talking over each other ] like, im still here looking like ive been seth people are going so see her and be like, i think this is a repeat. Then, theyll see the rest of you, and theyre like, no, its now. [ light laughter ] season four. Seth now, another person that i know that you are a huge fan of is oprah. Oh my goodness. Seth and you got to meet oprah. Yes. Seth so how did it happen that you get to actually meet her . Were you at an event that she was also at . Yeah, she does this thing called super soul sunday, which is like ted talks for spiritual leaders. Which, i have been to three times. Seth okay, good. Im obsessed with it. And i go back stage, everyone knows me, and then this past time they said, would you like to meet oprah . And i was like, yes. They brought me into her backstage, into her dressing room and i Start Talking with her, i was like, [ babbling ]. Im like, do you want to come to ojai, to our farm . We live near you. Like, im literally speaking gibberrish. And she seth i have this photo. Because, i want to point out, it does look like she is stopping you from grabbing her. [ laughter ] wait. You know what shes doing . I was going in, i was like, i love you so much. And she literally grabs my hand, and it was like she was grounding me. Shes was like, come back into your body, young child. [ laughter ] come back. Shes like, jenna i was like like, i just kept talking, and then she was like, you want to take a pic. She knew. She was like you wanna picture . Lets get this going. Seth and i will say, heres the picture, and you really have calmed down. And she did a good a work in there. Yeah. Look at me, look at me. Have i ever smiled that big in my life . Im not sure. Seth this is like, she looks like a Hostage Negotiator here. [ laughter ] look at her face, shes like seth yeah. Iv shes like oh, no [ laughter ] well, congratulations on meeting oprah. Yes, thank you. Seth and on the show as well. Thank you so much for being here. Such a pleasure having you. [ cheers and applause ] it was amazing. Seth Jennifer Dewan tatum, everybody. World of dance premiers may 30th on nbc. Well be right back with more late night. When you booked this trip, you didnt know we had over 26,000 local activities listed on our app. Or that you could book them right from your phone. A few weeks ago, you still didnt know if you were gonna go. Now the only thing you dont know, is why it took you so long to come here. Expedia. Everything in one place, so you can travel the world better. Get 25 off nike for mom. Thats 25 off select nike shoes, apparel and accessories just in time for mothers day and, everyone gets kohls cash earn it on everything spend it on anything right now at kohls. I dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. And let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. So ammara, youre a verizon engineer, tell me, whats one really good reason why the Samsung Galaxy s8 is better on verizon . Well we have the largest 4g lte network in america. Yeah thats a pretty good reason. And the most reliable. Uhhuh. And, with unlimited, you get full hd video. Oh wow, yeah, thats, uh, two, maybe even three reasons right there. Its exactly three. Okay. Sure, whatever you say. vo if you really, really want the best, switch to verizon unlimited and get the galaxy s8 for just 15 a month. I saw you take those phones, you know. No, you didnt. Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. Just like the leading brand, kraft real mayo is made with high Quality Ingredients at a price you can feel good about no wonder kraft is so good. Quin was crazy about curls. But it took a twist of fate to find a highend curler at such a head turning price. And thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Its raised 1 dare devil, 2 dynamic diy duos, and an entrepreneur named sharon. Its witnessed 31 crashes, 4 food fights, and the flood of 09. Its your paradise perfected with behr premium plus low odor paint. The best you can buy starting under 25. Unbelievable quality. Unbeatable prices. Only at the home depot. [ cheers and applause ] seth tonights musical guest has Just Announced a north american tour and will release their selftitled debut album on june 30th. Performing their song, i love you so bad, please welcome to the show, lany. [ cheers and applause ] aint never felt this way cant get enough so stay with me its not like we got big plans lets drive around town Holding Hands and you need to know youre the only one all right all right and you need to know that you keep me up all night all night oh my heart hurts so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh oh my heart hurts so good i love you babe so bad so bad mad cool in all my clothes mad warm when you get close to me slow dance these Summer Nights and our disco ball is my kitchen light and you need to know that nobody could take your place your place and you need to know that im hella obsessed with your face your face oh my heart hurts so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh oh my heart hurts so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh my heart is so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh and you need to know youre the only one alright alright and ya need to know that ya keep me up all night all night my heart hurts so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh oh my heart is so good i love you babe so bad so bad oh so bad oh oh my heart hurts oh my heart hurts oh my heart hurts so bad oh ooh ooh ooh so bad my heart ooh ooh so bad my heart [ cheers and applause ] seth lany, everybody. For tour dates head over to thisislany. Com. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to aziz ansari, Jenna Dewan Tatum, lany, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thaddeus dixon, 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey, whats up . Carson daly here. It is last call thanks for joining us, good one tonight. Coming up, snatched writer katie dippois on our program