Called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in 11 in 100. Or i could be 1 in 100 million. Theyve been telling us for years you cant predict an earthquake, now theres an alert all of a sudden. Most of us ignore this stuff but some people are taking it seriously. In San Bernardino they closed city hall for the next two days because of this earthquake alert. And because theyre lazy. [ laughter ] chose city hall. That annoys me. I dont live there but you dont see businesses that have to turn a profit closing because of an earthquake alert. You dont see color me mine closing shop. They have a lot of stuff that would break in an earthquake. [ cheers and applause ] city hall, theyre like, to hell with it, come back wednesday. Meanwhile, we have a lot to live for around here. An official state fabric. And that fabric is any decembers . Guesses . Our official state fabric is denim. Governor jerry brown signed a bill making it official. They also updated the state flag to reflect the change. I know levis is a surprised they went with denim. I thought for sure our official state fabric would be yoga mat. Or whatever the hell those lulu lemon pants are made out of. But they went with californias an interesting state. Our state fabric is denim, our state bird, i dont know if you know this, is chuck norris. So he will never be dangered because he cannot be killed. Denim is now the state fabric of california. Cotton is still the fabric of Kim Kardashian had a scary weekend. She was robbed at gunpoint yesterday after she went to dinner with her sister, she went back to the apartment she rents in paris. Five gunmen pretending to be Police Officers forced the concierge to let them in, they tied him up, then they tied kim up with tape. They locked her in the bathroom. They made off with around 10 million worth of jewelry. The suspects are still at large. You have to wonder how is it possible . Somehow these guys found the one moment this woman wasnt surrounded by 40 people with cameras. And they took advantage of it. The mayor of paris says she has full confidence the police will catch the criminals. In the meantime i have a message for the bustards who did this, a message from the future Vice President of the United States. Have someone translate this for you if you need to. We will tolerate a lot of n nonsense but you do not mess whether you like her or not she is one of us. If we find out you harmed even a single extension on her peoples choice awardwinning head, we will find you and we will make you so Les Miserables youd wish youd never been born to a woman who doesnt shave her armpits. All right . [ cheers and applause ] we will take you up and we will lock you in a room and you know what well do, force you to watch the parts of keeping up with the kardashians where and complains about the maid in front of the maid over and over again. Well knock those raspberry per berets off your heads and the curly moustaches off your snaileating faces. We want that jewelry back and the criminals who took it prosecuted to the fullest action debt of the law. Well have no choice but to send khloe over there, and when that happens [ cheers and applause ] youve been warned. I believe right now ryan lochte is on the set of dancing with the stars praying that kim made the whole thing up. [ laughter ] in other reality star news, donald trump didnt have a great weekend either. He was in manheim, pennsylvania, on saturday where he insinuated that his opponent is unfaithful to her husband. Hillary clintons only loyalty is to her financial contributors and to herself. I dont even think shes loyal to bill, you want to know the truth. And really, folks, really why should she be . Right . Why should she be . He even loses debates against himself. [ laughter ] and yet somehow [ applause ] somehow that wasnt the biggest donald trump story of the weekend. The big story is he might not have paid any income tax since xena Warrior Princess went on the New York Times got their hands on a tax document from 1995 which shows trump declared a 916 million loss that year which would have allowed him to avoid paying any income tax for 18 years. The documents were sent to the times from inside trump tower. The Trump Campaign said the times illegally obtained the documents and we all know how much donald trump hates hacking. So thats no good. [ laughter ] but still the Trump Campaign isnt denying the authenticity of the forms which is considering the fact that they deny almost everything. This morning they denied trump is running for president. [ laughter ] so its quite a bombshell. Wh trump is spinning it, pretending its a badge of honor. This is what he tweeted. I know our complex tax laws better than anyone whos ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them, excellent point, he knows the laws very well from trying to make a campaign ad out of it. Im donald trump. Only i know how to fix america, because im the one who broke it. Only i know how to keep Illegal Immigrants out because i brought thousands of them in. To build my beautiful, successful trump tower. Only i know how to cut ties with china. L my fantastic trump ties are cut in china. Education . I opened a fake school. Corruption . I buy and sell politicians like baseball cards. Veteran health care . I got to dodge the draft because of a condition that could have been solved by a dr. Shoels. National debt . I went bankrupt six times. Nobody has a record like that. Nobody. When i am president , i will put together such an unbelievable team. Youre going to be so happy with the team. Meet my future attorney general, madoff. When it comes to transportation, you can trust Chris Christie to keep our roads and bridges running smoother than the all you can eat buffet at trump hotel and casino in atlantic city. Which i personally drove into the ground to bring americas businesses back. Im donald j. Trump. I broke it, so i can fix it. Paid for by supposed to go to charity. Jimmy fortunately this scandal hasnt thrown trump off. He stayed on the campaign trail and more significantly managed to stay on message. People in negotiating and owners of companies are negotiating to move your companies out to mexico and other places. You watch. And its getting worse. Its not getting better, its getting worse. And youre unsuspecting. Right now you say, lets go to a movie after trump. But you wont do that because youll be so high and so excited that no movies going to satisfy you know why . Honestly . Because they dont make movies like they used to. Is that right . [ laughter ] jimmy i think we might need to go through that word by word. Lets go to the chalkboard here. [ cheers and applause ] heres what he said. People are negotiating and owners of companies are negotiating to move your companies out to mexico and other ples you watch. And its getting worse. Its not getting better. Its getting worse. And youre unsuspecting. Right now you say to your wife, lets go to a movie after trump. But you wont do that because youll be so high and so excited that no movie is going to satisfy you. Okay . No movie. You know why . Honestly, because they dont is that right [ cheers and applause ] i dont know, i dont know if its right. Let me think. Was bridget joness baby better than bridget joness diary . No, i dont think it was, donald trump might have a point. They dont make movies like they used to. Ill tell you something, mexico is going to pay for it am i right, guillermo . Guillermo sure, whatever. Jimmy all right, all right. Lets take a break. Guillermo and i will show you what we did this weekend. It does not involve chalkboards. Stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . . Go paperless, dont stress, girl . . I got the discounts that you need . . Safe driver . . Accidentfree . . Everybody put your flaps in the air for me . . Go paperless, dont stress, girl . . Safe driver . . Accidentfree . . Everybody put your flaps in the air for me . I cant lipsynch in these conditions. . Savings . Looking for balance in your digestive system . Try align probiotic. For a nonstop, sweet treat goodness, hold on to your tiara kind of day. Get 24 7 digestive support, with align. The 1 doctor recommended probiotic brand. Now in kids chewables. A 526 pound barrel of tennessee whiskey. These people can do everything else. . This is lynchburg, tennessee. Theres more to emma. To her, green. Was always more than a color. And style, was more than what you wear. And shes alwaysound her more on ebay. You can find your more on ebay too. Jimmy hi, there. Ella purnell and dolly parton is on the way. Over the weekend we had a yard scale for charity. We brought all our stuff, emptied the closets at the show, brought it to the back parking lot. Costumes, props, furniture, stuff from my office, stuff from my house. All proceeds went to a great cause, the donald j. Trump foundation. Actually, we did this through an organization we found to honor my late uncle frank. It started saturday morning at 8 00 a. M. Guillermo, cousin sal and i were . Sal weve been on the air for how long . Guillermo like 14 years. Jimmy we have so much crap jammed into our building. We decide wed would sell it for charity for my friends place, part of the uncle frank helping hand foundation. This is a great item. Its the george lopez dispenser. I at one point planned to drop this on the lawn of georges block, but he moved, so here it is for sale for charity. Lets see what else we have. Can i tell you all of these things came from the closet in my office . Really . Jimmy yeah, this is my alarm clock. Really . Jimmy which i dont use anymore. You know, great conversation starter. Oh, this is something i bought once and never used. This prints out little the pictures. Jimmy yeah. Its a personal photo lab. I want to buy something youve actually used. Jimmy i almost used that. Almost. Jimmy yeah. This maybes me sad because some of these are my shoes. It just goes to show you. You dont have your shoes forever. Sal this is sold. Sorry. This is already sold. Okay. Aah jimmy how you doing . Jimmy what do you have there . I have a wig. Jimmy its similar to our own actual hair. You think so . Jimmy well, kind of, yeah. Gary, no ive only got three things. Jimmy the reason we have a lot of this crap is because of that guy right there. As a hoarder. T even describe hem maybe we can get a shot of his office to give you an idea of what this man is up to. What is that, gary . This is a gift cardigan. Jimmy whose idea was this originally . It was mine. Jimmy yeah. It was garys idea. Now hes buying his own ideas. Have you read that book . Not yet, i want to. Jimmy its a great read. He signed it too. No, really . Jimmy ill show you, hold on. He signed it to greg, xoxo, sal this is sold already, thank you. Jimmy dancing with the stars . The mirrored ball they make a big deal out of . Were selling it here for 40 bucks. Hey, i see somebody. Are you interested . I love dancing with the stars. Jimmy you love dancing with the stars . I sure do. Jimmy you realize this is the mirrored ball that bee arthur won when she was a stars. Bea arthur . Jimmy then she passed away and left the ball to us. Wow. Jimmy 40. Would you like to buy it . Im taking it. Jimmy do you know how to do the paso doble . No, i dont think so. Jimmy see that . Isnt this nice . You can do this at home. Right . What are you guys going to do with this . Its for my bedroom. Jimmy your bedroom, that will be nice. Are you buying this Chocolate Ice Cream . You like ice cream . Jimmy love it. Well, enjoy. Hank you. Jimmy let me know how i did. Okay. Jimmy can i have a picture . Get in there. Oh, wow guillermo oh sorry, sorry, sorry jimmy whats happening . What is this . Are you buying this . Im buying this. Jimmy you want to know the story behind this is . This is a true story. Okay. Jimmy so i sent my parents on a trip to italy. And as agi and i hated it. And assumed that it was sent all the way from italy that they bought it there in italy. Turns out my mother bought it at stein mart around the corner from her house but i didnt know this. For two years i kept it displayed in my home. Now it will be in your home. Okay. Jimmy and even more importantly, my mother will be very angry when she sees this. These are really like this is zoe saldanas actual outfit. Here this is a perverts dream come true. Are you in the market for belts . Actually, i bought a lot of stuff and this is the second time im coming in. Jimmy hey, are you a pervert . I mean, are you a pervert . Okay, i wanted to show you Something Real quick here. These are costumes actually worn by the likes of zoe saldana. We did something called the hottie body hump club. Scarlett johansson wore these shoes and wore this outfit. Okay. Jimmy you may want to take that home. Not really. Jimmy okay. Just the belt will be enough . Belt and some dvds. Jimmy belt and some dvds, thats all you need, right. One of our producers is a guy names jason, about this big, hes a tiny little guy. Hes hairy all over, hes got as much hair as a normalsized person would have, but just kind of compacted down to a little guy. So once he i dont know, he him a grubby little cupcake, then made him dress as a cupcake and dance on the view. Sal sorry this is sold. Its sold. Hold on sal we sold it. See that yellow sticker . Its sold. Ill take it, thank you, thank you. Security jerk. Jimmy remember that story about the thats him. Good to see you. Thanks everyone for coming out. This was great. You look great by the way. This is what you wear on the weekends . We got soccer this morning. Jimmy all right, a Soccer Player there. Thanks to uncle frank helping hand foundation. Thanks to my friends place. Support them. And thanks to our grubby little cupcake. Jimmy there he is right there. We have a good show. El purnell is here. Be right back with dolly parton, so stick around dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by hulu. Come tv with us. . . . Only those who dare drive the world forward. 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I think hes better. Mikes one of us. Hes one of us. Mike coffman es uno de nosotros. Mike is one of us. Im mike coffman, jimmy hi, there. Welcome back. Tonight from miss peregrines home for peculiar children, which was the number one movie at the box office this weekend, ella purnell is here. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show, billy bob thornton, kristen chenoweth, and comedian ryan donahue. And later this week, zach galifianakis, martin lawrence, and music from both idina menzel and gary clark jr. Join us for all of that too. Our first guest is an enormously talented and influential musician who has inspired singers, songwriters, and wig manufacturers all around the world. Her latest called pure and simple debuted at number one on the Country Music chart. Please welcome dolly parton. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i finally after many, many years of doing the show i finally feel like a Real Talk Show host because you are here. Because i just remember how great you were on Johnny Carson and then how charming and talented and all that stuff. Now youre right here before me. I am, everybody said youve got to be on jimmys show, you and jimmy would be great together. Here i am. Jimmy here [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations on your first number one album in 25 years. [ cheers and applause ] always good to be number one. This is my pure and simple outfit. I want you to know im not smuggling matt damon in here. Jimmy good, we wont have that happen again. What do you attribute i think its an interesting thing when you just kind of have these suddenly people go, oh, yeah, we love dolly parton, lets buy that along bum. Ive been around along time. Ive been in the business over 50 years. Jimmy wow. I never let up. Im always behind the scenes working. Any time they always say, dolly makes a comeback, i think, whered i go . I thought i was still here. I love what i do, i love the people. People feel like theyve grown up with me, that im a sister or a favorite aunt or something. So i think people just want to come along with im glad theyre still with me. Shows at the Hollywood Bowl over the weekend. Great time. Jimmy isnt that one of the greatest places . It is. I love it and its having all these great energy. The people, a lot of people i work with around here. Jimmy we see a lot of the industry people. Yeah, my doctors. [ laughter ] jimmy they all hit you up for tickets . I told them, im a selfmade woman and ive got the doctor bills to prove it. [ laughter ] wave atou in the audience. Dress up like you and come to the concert. Do they ever, yeah. Jimmy is that weird . Its fun. Im used to it. I have a huge gay following. Jimmy same here. [ laughter ] im proud of them. I see so many drag queens out there. I see so many girls that look more like me than i do. [ laughter ] when i see them out there i start doing instead of jolene i do drag queen drag queen drag queen dont take my man. We have fun. That happen, that you had a big gay following . What year did that kind of happen . Years ago, back in the 80s when i started noticing that. I noticed it more out here, san francisco. They would kind of come to these little clubs that i was at. Jimmy right. And see them all dressing up. Even when i was wearing all my gaudy gaudier clothes [ laughter ] cheaper gaud, you know. I was easy to look like. All youve got to have is a [ laughter ] ive done it all these years. Jimmy you think laziness may have played a part in this . Maybe. Its always a compliment. Jimmy speaking of people dressing like you, this is a great photograph. Were not sure whether this is bill or hillarys birthday but thats Hillary Clinton dressed up as you. Well, that is a compliment . Jimmy look at bill. He looks like hes ready to get the lasso out. [ laughter ] i know a lot of good oel boys look like looks like a long time ago. Jimmy looks like bill would like to revisit that particular scenario. I know youve been given many, many honors. But one of the honors youve been given which i think is like the best one you could get is a statue. Tell us where this statue is. That is in the courthouse of sevier, tennessee, our county seat, the county where im from. They put that up years and years that. And i thought that was a great honor. Jim thats pretty great. It is. Jimmy and this is made of i assume iron . Its bronze. Jimmy bronze, okay. Bronze and rock and i had no shoes on there. Jimmy did you pose for this . I did, yeah. I did. Back then. But i havent had my shoes off since then. [ laughter ] . The weird thing about statues is the hairstyle can never change, i know. They dont look like you, they look like other people. Can i tell you my dad, i loved my dad to death, hes gone now. My dad was a real country person, drove a pickup truck, had a rifle in the back, always had a tag that said dolly parton for president. Even back then. But anyway. After my dad died, one of my brothers told me that daddy used to put a big bucket, a big drum of soapy water and broom in the back of his truck. Late at night hed go down to the statue and scrub all the pigeon poop off. Jimmy wow. Thing . Jimmy that is very cute. I know. It touched me. [ cheers and applause ] of course im sure my daddys gone but the pigeons are still there. Im not sure whos doing that now. Jimmy maybe your brothers could grab that rifle and get rid of those pigeons. That was a sweet thing. Jimmy you have a very big family. Yeah, theres 12 of us kids. How many of them work at dollywood . A lot of them. Jimmy is that why you came up with the idea just to put pncht i have to pay them anyway, might as well put them to work. Actually my people my mothers people are musical. A lot of my dads. But a lot of my family work at different things. So now a lot of them work there on park. They have the dolly parton story there. A lot of my brothers and sisters, cousins, work in it. I have ones working in different parts. What happens when you show up at dollywood . Is it like when mickey mouse is at disneyland . Of thing . Yeah, we actually i go several times a year. We have different shows on the park. And i walk out, they know my routine, they know several songs. So i go out with whoevers performing and sing a song or two. Get on the stage with my family. And then we have a little parade that we ride through the park. Its an antiquelooking car the dewitt. I ride on that. We go all the way through the park. So i say hi to everybody. Jimmy you say hi to everybody, thats going to make everybody f was that your idea to build this theme park . Yes. Years ago i thought, if i do make it, i want to go back and do something great to bring honor to my dad. Just something for my family. So i had this idea years ago. I talked about it on the Barbara Walters show i think in 83. And so i opened it in 86. My businesspeople were not for it. They thought i was losing my mind. I went ahead and done it anyway. So i fired them. Got some new people. It worked out really good. Jimmy do you go on the rides when youre there . No. Jimmy no, no. No, i got too much to lose. My abs spill out. Jimmy dolly parton, this is her album pure and simple. Be right back [ cheers and applause ] . It felt like i had just gone to the dentist. It just kind of like, wiped everything clean. They are so white. Crest hd 6x cleaning. 6x whitening. And at two weeks, superior sensitivity relief to the leading sensitivity toothpaste. I actually really like the two steps crest hd step 1 cleans, step 2 whitens. Its the whole package. No ones done this. Its endless shrimp at red lobster. With another new flavor you never saw coming. Grilled, glazed korean bbq shrimp. 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Theyve spread falsehoods about president obama. Trump oh, no. Coffman i dont know whether barack obama was born in the United States or not. Jimmy hi, there. Welcome back. Dolly parton is going to sing for us later on. This is the album. Where was this photograph taken . This was in the backyard of steve summers house, gate that does my companies soups. He had a great little we thought, pure and simple, food location. Jimmy pure and simple represents what, exactly . Actually, on tour, we kind of scaled down the band. Jimmy right. I just have a few pieces on stage. And i just tell stories and do the songs. Jimmy how did you decide which pieces of the band stayed home . [ laughter ] well, actually, we have just a little drum set. I actually was going to have a drummer. And when i started talking about doing a show called pure and mean youre going to get rid of those gaudy wigs, makeup and rhinestones, tear it down, really do basic stuff . I said, youre fired. [ laughter ] how can i sing without my makeup . But anyway. Seriously, we just have hes back in nashville trying to take a fiveinch heel out of his mouth. Jimmy this is his least favorite dolly parton album. Its just a few of us on december on nbc. Yes. Jimmy and also at the cmas. This is the 50th anniversary of the cmas. You are getting the Willie NelsonLifetime Achievement award. [ cheers and applause ] i just heard about that. Jimmy kind of funny. Because i feel like Willie Nelson just as easily could be getting the dolly parton Lifetime Achievement award. Maybe theyll have that next year. Willie and i go back a long moved to nashville. Willie and i got to town about the same time. We both wrote for combine music. And monument records. We recorded with fred foster. We used to write songs. Willie had no beard, short hair, looked like a schoolteacher. Hes such a great writer. Hes so hard to sing with. Jimmy why is he hard to sing with . His phrasing is so different. Its like you cant keep up with him. Jimmy he throws things he does. We did a duet of a song i called here to the moon and back. He put his vocal down first. September sent it to me to the studio in nashville to do my part. Trying to sing with him . I was everywhere. I called him up, willie, send me some of that grass youre smoking, because i cant follow you. [ laughter ] ive got to get where you are, i dont know where you went writ my song so take me there. Jimmy have you been on willies bus, if you know what i mean . Yeah. Jimmy you have. A little segment where i do the old controversial songs. Blowing in the wind. The songs from the war. And i talk about the show hair. Broadway show. They wanted me to go and i said, no, if i want to hear a bunch of people singing, getting naked, smoking marijuana, ill just go visit willie on the bus. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you so much for coming. Youre going to sing a little bit later. I am. Jimmy pure and simple. Its number one. 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Yo, kraft Olive Oil Mayo has half the fat and still has great flavor. Jimmy welcome back. Still to come, music from dolly parton. Our next guest comes to us from london, england. She is the star of the very tim burtony new tim burton movie miss peregrines home for peculiar children. . . Jimmy miss peregrines home for peculiar chirp is in theaters now. Please welcome ella purnell [ cheers and applause ] . Thank you for coming. Was that real swimming . It was real. Mostly real. I couldnt swim before i did this movie. Jimmy you couldnt . I had to practice that. No. Jimmy really . Did you lie on the resume and say you could . I totally did and they caught me. They literally threw me in the swim in . Yes. So its like a big tank in pinewood. You have no sense of depth, its all green. You can vaguely hear someone talking in the water. Jimmy who would you hear talking, the director . Sometimes tim. Sometimes it would be the stunt director. Jimmy thats weird. To act underwater. It is. Me and asa both wore contact lenses so we literally couldnt see, we had to take them out, the blind leading the blind. Jimmy you took your conta i had to, yeah. Jimmy i would swim with contacts no problem. But im of a different stock, american stock, its a hardier stock. It is. I agree with that. Jimmy i was just throwing that out there to see how you reacted. But thank you. Thank you, and by the way, you made the right decision. These people, we can be animals when we feel weve been insulted. So do you live in l. A. Now . I do not. I cannot drive. Jimmy you cannot . That was my only reason for not being in l. A. Jimmy that a problem. I do uber. I uber pool. Jimmy you dont even know how to swim and youre in the uber pool, huh . You shouldnt be uber i love uber pool, dont bash it. You meet cool people. Jimmy do you really . Yeah. I learned so much. Jimmy name one person you met in the uber pool. Meredith. Jimmy really . You made that up . No, she was my driver. She was the one that i knew and we became good friends. You had an uber driver named no, you got in somebodys moms carpool. [ laughter ] did she drop people off at school . Were the people this tall . Now youve said it, i am thinking. Jimmy thats crazy. Its a good experience. Jimmy you know meredith. I know meredith now, exactly. Ive been taught so much about american history. Jimmy what have you learned in the uber pool . Nothing, i dont listen. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Thanks. Thats a really strange thing well, you know you need a friend here to teach you not to do things like that. Maybe you could help. Jimmy i will. Im going to write a list of dos and do nots and uber pool is on the do not list. Get in the car yourself. If you have to ride in the trunk to be alone, do it. Do you understand what im saying . Yes. Jimmy okay, very good. Where did you live in london . What part of london . East london which is its like id describe it as the brooklyn of england. The cool, arty, creative area. Jimmy hipster kind of thing, yeah. I didnt want to use that word. Jimmy its okay. Then at one point was that kind of a downtrodden area . Yeah. I mean, east london is cool. Its like we have a lot of graffiti. I call it artwork. Some people call it graffiti. A lot of yeah, theres a lot of cool, crazy People Living in east london. Jimmy do you have your own place . Or do you live with your family . I live with my mom and a cat and my stepdad. And im not going to move out no me. [ laughter ] jimmy do they ask you . All the time. Jimmy they want you to move out . Today again. Its not going to happen. Jimmy they call you Long Distance to tell you not to come home . Allhe time. Hey, hope youre having a good time, dont come back. I love living a the home. Jimmy keep riding in uber pool, you might not. At least we have that. Jimmy youre very young, how old are you . 20. Jimmy did you even know tim burtons work . Yeah, of course, of course. Im sort of less betelgeuse and more alice in wonderland, Edward Scissorhands era. No i used to be i still do have posters of his movies and articles about him on my wall. Jimmy you do . I know thats creepy. Jimmy no, its not. Im a big fan. Jimmy did you tell him this . No, i wanted to keep my cool, want himself to think im cool. Jimmy must have worked. You told him afterwards . No, he still doesnt know. Jimmy he still doesnt know . I stare at his face every night before i go to bed. Good night, tim. Jimmy you really do need to move out, its time. Yeah. Live live [ laughter ] jimmy congratulations. And congratulations on the movie. And on surviving all your carpools and all that stuff. Ella purnell, everybody. Her movie is miss peregrines home for peculiar children. Parton dikcy the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. It can fuel our lives and our economy, too. Over 10,000 jobs in colorado alone. But when washington gridlock was choking the industry, something had to be done. So, i teamed up with republicans and democrats to pass the new laws we needed to help Renewable Energy grow. Protecting the jobs we have and generating more for the future. Im michael bennet, and thats why i approve this message. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank ella purnell and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, her album is called pure and simple, here with the song outside your door, . . Mmmm darlin im outside your door knowin youll . . Welcome me in dont have to knock twice it feels so right bein here with you again . . Might not be the but i swear it doesnt feel wrong . . Might not be forever but never say never im standin outside of your door . . I guess i should feel cheap but i just cant keep my mind and my hands off of you . . The way we make love is so far above so here i am . . Im outside your door your door knowin whats waitin inside . . Heaven on earth and for all that its worth well be here til were both satisfied . . Two bottles of wine one white and one red few drinks to unwind and then be off to bed . . We cant fight this passion no need to pretend and oh yes . . Ill be outside your door again darlin im outside your door . Welcome me in dont have to knock twice . . It feels so right just bein here with you again yeah . . Im standin outside of your door once more and i know youll . . Welcome me in do do do do do dooh mm mm mm mm mmm dont have to . . Knock twice it feels so right standin outside of your door . [ cheers and applause ] are we ready . . . Tumble outta bed the kitchen pour myself a cup . . Of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come to life jump in the shower . . And the blood starts pumpin outrt oneet the traffic starts jumpin . . The folks like me on the job from nine to five workin nine to five . . What a way to make a livin barely gettin by its all takin . . And no givin they just use your mind and they never . Its enough to drive you crazy if you let it . . Nine to five for service and devotion you would think that i would deserve a . . Fat promotion want to move ahead but the boss wont seem to let me . . I swear sometimes that man is out to get me ooh . This is nightline. Tonight, Kim Kardashian west reportedly robbed at gunpoint in paris. Authorities say she was tied up and begging for her life. The attackers breaking into her hotel room, leaving with more than 10 million in jewelry, including a multimillion dollar ring she sho just days before. Her husband kanye west cutting his concert short upon hearing the news. Did security drop the ball here . Plus, some brilliant dodge. I have legally used the tax laws to my benefit. Donald trump patting himself on the back for possibly paying no personal income taxes for up to 18 years. Hillary clinton pouncing on the announcement. It seems he was contributing nothing to our nation