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Its very simple. Just here to plant and show what we can do. I think its going to advance the relationship between the university and the community, and this could lead to something very, very positive in future. This is a Research Project that will last for the next four months. Provers outside of the Main Berkeley Post Office had a message to those who want to sell that Historic Building. We shall not be moved. About two dozen demonstrators have been camping out at post office op austin way now for nearly two weeks, trying to halt the sale of the building including a depressionera mural. They are trying to sell this off because its an Historic Building with a lot of value in a downtown area. Big money. The Postal Service says it doesnt need the whole space, but hopes to rent back part of the building to keeps a post office. Embattled san diego mayor bob philner left inpatient therapy a week early while cries for his resignation grow louder. Fillers tomorrow release ared a state saying, that the mayor was out of inpatient therapy, but would take another week off as he continue outpatient therapy. The entire city council has called on filner to resign. It senator boxer separate letter saying, you must resign because you have betrayed the trust of the women you victimize the saggeddans that you represent and the people you worked with throughout your decades many public. So far there is no response to senate boxers letter. Tonight mark one month since dev knee webb disappeared after the father left her in a car with his mother. Family ebb members have set up a website to find babydaphne. Com and passed out fliers. No suspects have been arrested. A story you will only see on 2. We have a happy followup to i story we first brought you last night about a partially paralyzed dog whose wheelchair was stolen in richmond. Good samaritan Sandra Gordon of San Francisco donated a doggy wheelchair to smoocher. Gordon lost her own dog to spinal cord disease and saw our story about smoocher. I thought it was masons way of saying here is what to do. So the fact that the wheels dont even need adjusting, its just meant to be. Gordon said mason was an incredibly special dog and she is still grateful he is still affecting people even though he is gone. Such a nice game. You might find more raider games aired on television. The big coverup could make the conference. A temperature change is heading to the [ male announcer ] at montrose pet hospital, anarchy meets order. Working with at t, doctors set up a broadband solution to handle data and a mobility app to stay connected with their business. So they can run the office. Even when theyre not in the office. Where do you want to take your business . Call us. We can show you how at t solutions can help you do what you do. Even better. Deadly flooding in the midwest and southeast as much as 10 more inches rain fell overnight. Hups of communities are affected and colorado, and tennessee and in colorado floodwaters there carried away homes and debris, destroying dozens of cars. At least one person has been killed, three others are missing and more than half a dozen buildings there were severely damaged. Well, here in the bay area we can be thankful to small changes to our forecast. Meteorologist mark tamayo. The only rainfall we had in the form of a tiny bit of drizzle expected once again tomorrow morning, especially along the coast and near the bay. We have been advertising a warm up. Temperatures ranged from the 60s in pacifica, lots of 80s around the bay, inland the warmest locations in the low to mid80s and right now on the map, the fog regrouping and already lots of overcast from san josi and parts San Francisco outside towards hayward, san mateo and oakland. Wind speeds, winds still out of the southwest in fairfield, 25 miles per hour, gusty winds there, oakland the airport reporting winds out west at 14 miles per hour. And some more observations for you, sfo same day, windows at 14 miles per hour. Our timelapse from this evening, the oakland estuary and you notice the trend, low clouds and fog on the increase. The marine layer exesing and that is a sign well warm hinges up, but a real warming moves into the region monday and tuesday. No major heat waves, just a minor dale. Tonight partly cloudy skies and coastal fog pushing back in into the bay. Tomorrow, the extended forecast does feature a warm trend and were talking about 90s making a comeback for the warmest locations inland. First thing tomorrow, partly to mostly cloudy and patchy fog and wet roadways highway 1 and around the bay to start out your sunday morning. This area of low pressure, i have been pointing at this system for the past 57 days is beginning to move up. As it does, well warp up as High Pressure returns. Tomorrow morning fog clearing back to near the shoreline. Temperatures inland, beaches mostly in the 60s. Here is your forecast model. Well take this into tomorrow morning. The overcast near the coast, around the bay, partly cloudy skies inland and into the afternoon hours, clouds pull back to near the shoreline. So still patchy colt coastal fog. Temperatures tomorrow, santa rosa, 80 degrees, around the rim of the bay, were thinking 70s for oakland, san leashed and hayward and there you go with the 80s in antioch and brentwood. San francisco, partly cloudy for the afternoon hours and for day 3 outside land, you can see temperature on the cool side. That has been a constant theme, upper 50s to lower 60s throughout the day and into the evening hours. Look ahead your fiveday forecast, temperatures trending upwards, warmest locations wednesday into thursday. A little bit of a warmup in the bay area. But if you are heading to outside lands you want to bundle up to see hall and oates out. There. A little chilly. Yes. Thank you, mash. There was a bit of trauma in oakland today as the annual dragon boat festival got underway. Crews from california and oregon are taking part in 6 age categories. The race teams compete for the right to go to the regional World Club Crew championship in italy next year. Twoday event wraps up with more racing tomorrow. The Oakland Raiders now have the smallest Seating Capacity of any nfl team, thanks to a giant tarp covering about 11,000 seats at the coliseum. That means that the raiders need to sell fewer ticks to prevent their games from being blacked on tv. With the tarp, the Seating Capacity is just around 53,000. From the raiders to the 49ers the teams sent out an historic tweet announcing they had their last practice at the candlestick park. They are heading to a new statement in santa clara next. Toronto om becomes a launching pad as the they blast home runs. One of the. Good evening everyone and welcome to this saturday Night Edition of sportswrap. The oakland as and Texas Rangers going blow for blow at top of the American League west and tonight the rangers have jumped ahead by a game, that due in part by what the as did tonight in toronto. Gray getting a big hello from the js bautista. Just a half of inning, it was all tied josh reddick had three home runs last night and hit this shot off burley, adding to his total with 22. Bottom of the 2nd, jays go deep again and josi reyes finds the right field seats. They were down 53 in the 9th when redick hits another shot that hugs the right field line, five homers in five days, an athletic feat only achieved by mark mcgwire. Toronto with the 54 win. These days its about praying for pride for the giants. They have a little less than two months to at least show a semblance of the a. M. That wop last years world series. Baltimore orioles scratch one out against chad gaudin and the giants batted in theth, Marco Scutaro with a single off chin. That stores torres. Crooked number inning, not a giants strong suit this year, but they managed to put one together. Hunter pepsi came to the plate with two how abouts and based loaded. Pence goes to 2nd with the tworun double. The giants get 3 in the inning for the 31 the lead. It stayed that way until the 8th, others chris davis haserned the attention of the entire league with his power hitting this year. Davis gets hold of a casilla pitch, and 32 game, the orioles proceeded to put runners at 1 and 3rd with 1 out. Sergio romeo pitched his 29th save and giants hang on for the 32 win. A complete turnaround for the dodgers against tampa, Adrian Gonzalez golfed one one of the hidden ball trick working to perfection and dodgers lead the second place diamondbacks by 6. 5 games. The final golf major of the year, jim furyk is the guy who today shot himself to the tom of the leaderboard after his course record 63 jason dufner had the lead and entourage. That changed quickly, as his teeshot went into the trees and water. His lead shrunk to a single stroke. Mickelson who just won the british open barely made the cut and had all kinds of trouble getting out of the rough. Woods didnt do a lot better, taking bogey there. He is way back. Up and down for rory. Rory mcilroy last years pga winner on the fringe of contention and chips in a birdie to complete a round of 67. He is six strokes back. Now to the solid contenders, blixt recovers from trouble at 18 with this approach that sets him up for birdie. Blixt is all by himself in 4th place, just three strokes back. Next in line is henrik stenson, for birdie at 14 and this will work, stenson is two back and he and fellow swede blixt will be in the second to last group. Final group is dufner, who was a stroke down. Birdie puts him back in a tie for the lead with furyk; who then went in front with a birdie on the 12th hole. By the time furyk came to 17 they were again even, but furyk made birdie again, shooting a 6 and dufner fell back with a 71. Here is how the leaderboard looks heading into tomorrows round, furyk followed by dufner. Steve stricker and adam scott are tied for 5th place. The Little Leaguers from belmontredwood shores when we return and well revisit look at em. Living on cloud nine with that uverse wireless receiver. You see in my day, when my mom was repainting the house, you couldnt just set up a tv in the basement. I mean, come on nope. We could only watch tv in the rooms that had a tv outlet. Yeah if we wanted to watch tv someplace else, wed have to go to my aunt sallys. Have you ever sat on a plastic covered couch . [ kids cheering ] youre missing a good game over here. Those kids wouldnt have lasted one day in our shoes. [ male announcer ] switch and add a wireless receiver. 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Of a the 012 subpoena it was pretty obvious that the raiders needed upgrades in a number of positions and last nights exhibition pointed out good competition in one of those positions. Terrell pryor attempted and completed more passes than any of the four raider quarterbacks you saw in action. He is expected to push matt flynn, who the raiders acquired from seattle in the offseason. Neither quarterback was perfect, but both showed positive flashes. We converted 3rd downs and had good timing with the receivers and everything like that. But as a whole, i thought the mechanics of the offense, and welcoming through different snap counts was really good. Last year and even at ohio state i wanted to know the protections that and once you know that and master that, it slows down an awful lot. I need to get better at that and made four or five call on protection. We have to work on terrell, he is always trying to make the big play, the spectacular play and sometimes the big play is to put the ball under your arm and run it. He will continue to learn from it and continue to grow from it. Kids from belmontredwood Shores Little League could probably almost taste it. Wiptonight and they were heading to the Little League world series. Chula vista, too much offense by chula vista. Espinozas hit make its a 20 game. So many times in Little League its been an overview powering pitcher. Overpowering pitcher. Chula vista pitcher has one of those. 90 win still a great season for the kids from the peninsula who come up one win short. To the challenging teams has been eliminated as the americas cup racing continued today in San Francisco bay. Artemis is the swedicbacked blue boat and luna rosa are jockeying for position. Artemis runs into luna rose yawn a the junes ruled that luna rosa had the rightofway and artemis has to lay back. Luna rosa had a 30 lead in the challenger semifinals. Trailing by a large margin it only gets worse force artemis, getting a penalty for going offcourse. The winner of the next series faces the champion oracle team for the americas cup. Its the usual suspect on the pole for tomorrow ease nascar wait at watkins glyork. Watkins glen is one of two road tracks used in the sprint cup series. Marcus ambrose has won there two years in a row and on the pole tomorrow, trying to make it three straight. The nationwide drivers there as well. And things didnt start out well for kyle busch. They are about to finish one lap and he spins into the wall. That wasnt so bad, but mike wallace was headed his way. Wallace was finished for the day. Busch eventually finished 24m, Brad Keselowski made the win. There is a saying about the way you drive up with that is a rental and keselowski subscribes to that theory. We leave you with a featured attraction of liberty game of the wnba. They call themselves the timeless torches. And they play not fit the traditional stereotype for this kind of thing, but they can dance. I love it. That will do for this saturday night sportswrap, well see you again tomorrow at 5 00. They can really move. Thank you for making ktvu your choice for news. The building in downtown oakland has been a central figure in the bart negotiations. This is where the Transit Agency and its union right now at this hour continue to talk to try to hammer out a dale. Be sure to join ktvu mornings on 2, if there is no deal tonight, a special hearing on a 60day coolingoff period will be held in San Francisco and of course well be there. Were always here for you at ktvu. Com and ktvu. Com and one more quick check of the weather. Low 80s inland and 60s at coast. People heading to outside land. Bundle up, temperatures near 60. Status quo for that area. Thank you, mark and thanks for joining us, have a great night everybody. Well see you back here tomorrow at 5 00 and again at 10 00. Good night. [ female announcer ] when you asked us to remove High Fructose Corn Syrup from yoplait original and light, we were like, sure. No problem and you were like, thanks, but what about thick creamy and whips and we were like, done and done now its out of everything yoplait makes. And you were all, yum and were like, is it just us, or has this been a really good conversation . And you were like, i would talk, but my mouth is full of yogurt. Yoplait. It is so good yes honey . Dad told me that cheerios is good for your heart, is that true . Says here that cheerios has whole grain oats that can help remove some cholesterol, and thats heart healthy. [ dad ] jan . Wo de zing shi sheldon. No, its wo de ming zi shi sheldon. Wo de ming zi shi sheldon. Whats this . Thats what you did. I assumed as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase. Well, its not. How am i supposed to know that . As the teacher, its your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter. You know, im really glad you decided to learn mandarin. Why . Once youre fluent, youll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. Hey. Mei du lui zi. You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey. My apologies, leonard. Im only as good as my teacher. Why are you learning chinese . I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and i intend to confront them. If i were you, id be more concerned about what theyre passing off as chicken. I need to use your window. Oh, hey. Yeah, no, sure. Go ahead. Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod clattering whats going on . Oh, ill tell you whats going on. That stupid selfcentered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog drop dead, you stupid selfcentered bastard thank you. Okay, where were we . Not now. I have a blog to find. 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You got that right jamie, theres nothing like it exactly, because activia greek is the only greek with exclusive probiotic bifidus regularis, and it helps regulate your digestive system. I love its thick creamy texture mmm the greek nonfat yogurt that helps tummies smile activia greek. Like no other greek yogurt. Dannon sobut my spots. I just had to lose. Garnier clinical dark spot corrector. A daily moisturizer. Powered by pure, potent, vitamin c. It breaks up dark spots, lifts them away, prevents new ones from surfacing. 82 saw spot reduction. Dark spot corrector. And now, another skincare innovation from garnier. New dark spot treatment mask. The 1st 10minute tissue mask for an intense boost of radiance plus 24hour hydration. Only from garnier skincare. Penny, are you okay . Im fine, leonard. Just go away. Look, i understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful. Go away okay. Feel better bye. She doesnt want to talk. Not surprising. Pennys emotional responses originate in the primitive portion of the brain known as the amygdale, while speech is centered in the much more recently developed neocortex. The former can easily overpower the latter, giving scientific credence to the notion of being rendered speechless. Or maybe she just doesnt want to talk. Hey, look, i found an ipod. Its smashed beyond repair. What are you gonna do with it . What else . Sell it on ebay as slightly used. It was pennys boyfriends. They broke up. Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog, which i cannot find anywhere. You know what . Im gonna go back and try talking to her again. Good idea. Sit with her, hold her, comfort her. And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel. Im not going to do that, howard. Sheldon im not aware of any social convention that requires you to intervene at all. What about damsel in distress . 12thcentury code of chivalry . Not exactly current. Youd also have to be knighted for that to apply. I dont care. Shes upset. Im going over there. Remember to sit on your hands a bit so theyre warm. Im her friend. Im not going to take advantage of her vulnerability. Wha. . So youre saying if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you and demands you take her right there, right now, youll just walk away . I said im her friend, not her gay friend. knock on door hey, listen, i know you said that you didnt want to talk. I dont. Sorry. Wait. Wait . Did you say wait . Tell me the truth. Am i just an idiot who picks giant losers . No, no. Okay. So i pick good guys, but turn them into losers . Of course not. Well, its got to be one or the other. Which is it . Im sorry. What were the choices again . I really thought mike was different. I thought he was sensitive and smart. I mean, not you smart normal nonfreaky smart. Yeah. No, sure. You know, and then he just goes and has to humiliate me by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it. I tell you, its not all that easy to find. Yeah, really . Well, my friends at work found it, my sister found it. Judging by my email, a number of prisoners at the Michigan State penitentiary found it. What exactly did this guy write . Not that i need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought. Never mind. No, you know what . Might as well read it. Everybody else has. Go ahead. Oh, god, i just feel so betrayed and embarrassed i just want to crawl into a hole and die okay. Well, you know this isnt that bad. It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman, whos open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales. Oh, god elevators, parks, movie theaters. Out of curiosity, is this subway the Transportation System or subway the Sandwich Shop . Sandwich shop. Doesnt that violate the health code . No, at the sub shop we were only making out. Ah, okay. But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. Really . Do you think i overreacted . Maybe a little. Because i do that. I do overreact. Maybe i should call mike and apologize. No, no, no. Thatthat would be underreacting. He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom. And in your case, the elevator, parks and fastfood franchise. Yeah, youre right. I should just say i am done with him. Yes, you should. Go ahead, say it. But i never gave the man a chance to explain. What is there to explain . Its all right here. The betrayal no, you were right the first time. This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way, was just trying to show people how he feels. Im pretty sure i never said that. No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own. Oh, good for me. Where are you going . Im going over to mikes. Leonard, thank you so much. Oh, sure. Huh, maybe i am her gay friend. Howard, im going to need another mandarin lesson. I obviously didnt make my point with those people. For gods sake, sheldon, if you dont like the tangerine chicken, dont order the tangerine chicken. I like tangerine chicken, im just not getting tangerine chicken. Can we please change the subject . Sure. Tell us again how you screwed up and got penny back together with her old boyfriend. Just roll the dice. Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here until you roll two, four or six. She was mad at him she was done with him the relationship was broken beyond repair, and i walked over there, and i fixed it. Boy, that story gets better every time you hear it. Actually, i thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. Previously, i felt sympathy for the leonard character, now i just find him to be whiny and annoying. Eat your tangerine chicken. Id love to, but i dont have tangerine chicken. Thank you so much for your stupid advice incredible. You managed to screw up the screwup. knocking im back. Im sorry i yelled at you. Its not your fault. What happened . Well, i went over to mikes to make up with him. Yeah. No, i know that part. But he had already moved on. Already . That was quick. Thats what i said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck oh, penny, i am so sorry. How could he do that . well, you know, you did throw an 80gig ipod. Yeah, no, how could he do that . I swear to god i am done with guys like that. You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money. Yeah, that must get old quick. You know, just once i would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me. sobs what about me . What about you what . What about if you went out with me . Are you asking me out . Um, yes, i am. Asking you out. Wow. I was just going off your comment about the nice guy. No, i know, i got that. You know, and honest. Yeah, totally. So, but. Its no big deal. Yes. Yes what . Yes, i will go out with you. Really . Yeah. Why not . I mean, what do i have to lose . Yeah. Thats the spirit. Living on cloud nine with that uverse wireless receiver. You see in my day, when my mom was repainting the house, you couldnt just set up a tv in the basement. I mean, come on nope. We could only watch tv in the rooms that had a tv outlet. Yeah if we wanted to watch tv someplace else, wed have to go to my aunt sallys. Have you ever sat on a plastic covered couch . [ kids cheering ] youre missing a good game over here. Those kids wouldnt have lasted one day in our shoes. [ male announcer ] switch and add a wireless receiver. Get uverse tv for 19 a month for 2 years with qualifying bundles rethink possible. Yes honey . Dad told me that cheerios is good for your heart, is that true . Says here that cheerios has whole grain oats that can help remove some cholesterol, and thats heart healthy. [ dad ] jan . newscaster he is doing 44 in a 45. 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Just the other day i discovered he not only has a loofah, he hides it. Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah . I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells slough off naturally, but i dont condemn those who seek to accelerate the process. And until recently i had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance, he can tolerate small amounts of nonfat ice cream without producing a noxious gas that i maintain, in the right concentration, could be weaponized. Leonard might come home. Can we talk in my apartment . Were not done . No. Eh, why not . Were already through the Looking Glass anyway. Okay, so heres the thing. I guess youre aware that leonard asked me out. Well, he didnt actually say anything, but when he came back to the apartment he was doing a dance that brought to mind the happy hippos in fantasia. Oh, thats nice. Anyhow, the thing i wanted to talk to you about is, you know, since leonard and i have become friends. I was just. You want to sit down . Oh, i wish it were that simple. See, i dont spend much time here, and so ive never really chosen a place to sit. Well, choose. There are a number of options, and. Im really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice. All right, why dont you just pick one at random and if you dont like it you can sit somewhere else next time. No, no. Thats crazy. You go ahead and talk while i figure it out. Okay. Um, heres the thing. So ive known for a while now that leonard has had a little crush on me. A little crush . Well, i suppose so in the same way menelaus had a little crush on helen of troy. All right, yeah, i dont really know who they are, but. Well, menelaus was the brother of agamemnon. I dont care. I dont care. Listen. The point is, leonard isnt the kind of guy i usually go out with. Leonard isnt the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with. Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees . No. What im saying is leonard might be different in a good way. Obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well. Your last one worked out well for koothrappali. He got a free ipod. Oh, glare. But on the other hand, if things dont go well with leonard, i risk losing a really good friend. I mean, im guessing hes not looking for a fling. Hes the kind of guy that gets into a relationship for, i dont know, like you would say, lightyears. I would not say that. No one would say that. A lightyear is a unit of distance not time. Thank you for the clarification. Draft. See, people hear the word year and they think duration. Footpound has the same problem thats a unit of work, not of weight. Right. Thanks. Its a common mistake. Not the first one ive made today. Okay. I think this will be my seat. Sheldon, do you have anything to say that has anything to do with, you know, what im talking about . Well, lets see. We might consider schrodingers cat. Schrodinger . Is that the woman in 2a . No, thats mrs. Grossinger. And she doesnt have a cat, she has a mexican hairless. Annoying little animal. Yip, yip, yip, yip. Sheldon. Sorry, you diverted me. Anyway, in 1935, erwin schrodinger, in an attempt to explain the copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, he proposed an experiment where a cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison that will break open at a random time. Now, since no one knows when or if the poison has been released, until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead. Im sorry. I dont get the point. Well, of course you dont get it; i havent made it yet. Youd have to be psychic to get it, and theres no such thing as psychic. Sheldon, whats the point . just like schrodingers cat, your potential relationship with leonard right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that youll find out which it is. Okay, so youre saying i should go out with leonard. No, no, no, no, no. Let me start again. In 1935, erwin schrodinger. Two seats right there. Chung shu shway . Xie xie. Sheldon, i think ive made a mistake. I can see that. Unless youre planning on running a marathon, choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starchfilled redundancy. No, its about penny. A mistake involving penny. Okay, youll have to narrow it down. I dont think i can go out with her tonight. Then dont. Other people would say why not . Other people might be interested. Im going to talk anyway. I assumed you would. Now that im actually about to go out with penny, im not excited im nauseous. Ah, then your meal choice is appropriate. Starch absorbs fluid which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion. Right. You also made a common grammatical mistake. You said nauseous, when you meant nauseated. But go on. Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with penny. What happens if i blow it . Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption that penny is the only woman in the world for you, then we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no progeny. The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers from scoobydoo cartoons comes to mind. Youre not helping. All right, what response on my part would bring this conversation to a speedy conclusion . Tell me whether or not to go through with the date. Schrodingers cat. Wow, thats brilliant. You sound surprised. Mmm. Hotsu shway zai litoe. Hi. Hi. Come on in. Thank you. You look very nice. Thank you. So do you. both chuckle i made an 8 00 reservation. Okay, yeah, great. Listen, um. Maybe we should talk first. Oh. Okay. But before you say anything, have you ever heard of schrodingers cat . Actually, ive heard far too much about schrodingers cat. Good. All right, the cats alive. Lets go to dinner. 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