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[ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us right here on a special night. You join us on what is hands down our wettest show of the year. Our most beloved summer tradition happens tonight. Directly behind our theater we have erected this beautiful aboveground swimming pool. It cost us more than 40 million to build this. And it was worth every penny. [ laughter ] because tonight were going to grab random people off the street, ask them to disrobe and do a belly flop on television for you. It is our 11th annual [ cheers and applause ] pedestrian belly flop competition. It started back in 2006. And from time to time people ask me why a belly flop contest every year . And to those people i say, mom, go to bed, were doing this. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. Sal, are the streets full of bellies and hopeful floppers there . Oh, weve got some big ones, some flat ones. Weve got everything for you. Jimmy good. Lets meet some of them, then. Heres a big one. Jimmy all right. Okay. [ applause ] whats your name . Cesar. Jimmy cesar, where are you from . Lodi, california. Jimmy what do you do for a living . I drive a forklift. Jimmy you drive a forklift. Yes. Jimmy ive always wanted to drive a forklift. Is it fun . Pretty fun, yeah. Pretty fun. Jimmy do you ever pick up your coworkers cars and move them around in the park lot . I havent got there yet but im trying to, man. Jimmy something to shoot for. Would you be willing to take off your clothes, put on a slightly used bathing suit and jump in our pool . Yeah. Ill do it just for you. Jimmy all right. Come on through, then, cesar. [ cheers and applause ] thats exciting. I think we already know whos going to win. [ laughter ] who else do we have out there, cousin sal . Come on in. Hi. Jimmy oh, hi, how are you . Good. How are you . Jimmy whats your name . Brittany. Jimmy brittany. You dont look like you have much of a belly there to do flopping with. Do you think you can do this . Yeah, i hope so. Jimmy this is a competition you feel like you can actually win . Yeah, maybe. Jimmy where are you from . Spokane, washington. Jimmy oh, spokane, washington. What do you do up there in spokane . I work at a tanning salon. I do spray tans. Jimmy oh, thats perfect for this, then. Yeah. I guess. Jimmy you come on through also. All right. Just send those through right there, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] hey, cesar. How are you doing . Round up a few more and well check back in. You got it. Jimmy well make a whole night of this. Hey, President Trump began the day with a tweet apparently. He has a twitter account. Did you know this . [ laughter ] this morning he tweeted just out of the blue, the white house is functioning perfectly, focused on health care, tax cuts, reform and many other things. I have very little time for watching tv. [ laughter ] sorry. [ laughter ] why would he specifically mention that he doesnt have time for tv . I think i know why. I was thinking about it. Yesterday there was a report that he was holed up all day watching tv while the whole thing with his son was going on. I bet he saw that on tv. [ laughter ] and then had to tweet to let us know he isnt watching tv, he doesnt have any time to watch tv. One thing President Trump definitely did watch was his son juniors interview with sean hannity last night on fox news. Trump said his son was open, transparent, and innocent. Which thats three lies in four words. Thats a new thats 75 thats a new record. [ cheers and applause ] little donald was on fox news last night for an oldfashioned sean hannity reacharound. And i guess his goal was to put a positive spin on this meeting with the russian who he believed or hoped had damaging information on Hillary Clinton during the campaign. But he still doesnt seem to understand whats wrong with what he did. Again, i didnt know there was any credibility. I didnt know if there was anything behind it. I cant vouch for the information. Someone sent me an email. I cant help what someone sends me. You know . I read it. I responded accordingly. Jimmy right. Whats he supposed to do . I mean, when like a nigerian prince says hes going to transfer 30 million in your account, you give him the number to your account. [ laughter ] unless youre some kind of an idiot. [ laughter ] by the way, everyones focused on donald jr. Lets not forget the soninlaw jared kushner, the Campaign Chairman paul manafort, they also went to that meeting. They didnt just wander in. This was not long after trump locked up the nomination. Im sure they were busy, but they blocked time out to go to a meeting with a russian lawyer none of them knew or had ever heard of. Meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if i could start djtj as a thing. [ laughter ] let me try it again. Meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ cheers and applause ] i like djtj a lot. I was very proud of myself when i thought of that earlier. Well, donald trump has sean spicer spinning things for him. Donald trump jr. Is now getting help from sean spicer jr. Quiet, please. Thank you for coming. Im here to clear up some poop youve been pooping about donald trump jr. First, donald jr. Would never meet with some russian lawyer lady because everyone knows ladies have cooties. And [ flatulence noise ] thank you. [ applause ] jimmy thank you, shorty spice. Oh, hey, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] calm down. This is not a strip club. Everybody relax. [ laughter ] all right. Back to the hannity interview. It wasnt exactly hardhitting. It was more like soft rubbing in a way. But hannity did at least have the sense to ask if this meeting with the russian was a onetime thing. Did you ever meet with any other person from russia that you know of . I dont even know. Ive probably met with other people from russia. Certainly not in the campaign. Not in the context of actually a formalized meeting or anything like that. Because why would i . Jimmy i may have met with them but not in the context of a meeting. Sometimes i had lunch with them but not in the context of a meal. And one time we may have had sex but we only touched ourselves. There was no interaction between us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there have been no reports. Thus far we dont know that he met with other russians. We decided to do some research ourselves. We dont just sit on our hands waiting around for news to happen. We went around town today to ask russians living here in l. A. If they ever had a meeting with donald trump jr. Have you ever met with this guy . No, i didnt saw him before. Youve never seen him . No. Sorry. Have you met with this guy . No. I havent. You never had a meeting with him . No. Have you ever met with this guy . No. Have you ever met with this guy . No. If he asked to meet with you, would you meet with him . I think no. Would you meet with this guy . No. Have you met with him . I try to say. Its hard to say. Its hard to say. So you may have sat down and had a meeting with him . For what reason . I dont know. You tell me. You wouldnt date him . No. No. Do you think hes goodlooking . Mm, little bit. Hes a good man. Hes a good man . Nice guy, good man, from good family. But what gonna happen life show you. I dont know what to say. Did putin tell you to say that . Putin . Excuse me. Im far away from putin. 30 years im without putin. Do you want to say goodbye to him . Goodbye. Do you want to give him a kiss . No, i dont think so. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. We whittled it down. Meanwhile, at the Staples Center here in l. A. Floyd mayweather and Conor Mcgregor are going to fight on august 26th in las vegas. Its a boxing match, which means mcgregors not a boxer. He fights in the ufc. Hes going to have to keep his feet to himself. It will really be an interesting fight. But this was some press conference. Guillermo was there on an important assignment. Was it tense . Guillermo very tense, jimmy. Jimmy it was very tense. So guillermo was able to score two exclusives. This boxing exclusivo with Floyd Mayweather and Conor Mcgregor. Guillermo hey, you guys. Mayweather. Mayweather. Mayweather. Whats up . Talk to me. Guillermo mayweather, i want to ask you a question. Ask it. Guillermo okay. Hey. Who will win in a fight, you or rocky iii . Whos rocky iii . Guillermo remember rocky iii . He lost to clubber lang in rocky 3. He lost. Guillermo he did . But then he also won. He came back and won. Guillermo he won. Hes a winner like you. He lost then he win then he lose, then he win. Who will win . I dont know. Guillermo mayweather, all america wants to know, what happened if you have to go to the bathroom with those wearing gloves . Im just going to pee on myself. Guillermo yeah . [ laughter ] ill pee on myself. Its just like sweating. Guillermo me too. People wont know the difference. They wont know the difference. Just pee. Guillermo ill give you a hug for good luck. Thank you, mayweather. Thank you. Guillermo hey, my friend. Whatever you want to do. Whats up, jimmy . Guillermo conor, i have a very important question. Careful on the suit guillermo all right. Sorry. I have a very important question. They say mexicans and ireland are the same because they like two things. Can you tell me which things they are . Fighting and [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we love latinos. Guillermo let me give you a hug. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well done. Thank you, guillermo. Some very hardhitting questions. Oh, look at this. Here come the rest of our belly floppers. Yes, belly floppers. Welcome. Come on through. Hi, everybody. How are you doing . Seems like too many. All right. There we go. We have to take a break. When we come back, weve got a pool full of water. Weve got a panel of celebrity judges. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Adam carolla, Jacob Batalon and music from the kills is coming. Right now it is time for our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. Lets go live to our official belly flop pool with our official belly flop security guard. Guillermo, hows the water . Have you tested the water yourself . Guillermo yes, jimmy, it is nice and warm. Jimmy its nice and warm. Lets meet our expert panel of judges. First up a 12time olympic medalist in swimming. Ryan lochte is here with us. Ryan. [ cheers and applause ] ryan, when the olympics come to los angeles, should belly flopping be an official event . Yes. 100 . Jimmy and ryan, have you ever belly flopped . Do you even have a belly on you . Im not sure you do. Ive got a little belly. Jimmy all right. Very good. Ryan lochte is here. Our next judge is a model, actress, recording artist. You read a lot about her on bossup. Say hello to amber rose. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you have the absolute perfect hairstyle for a poolrelated event. Its like youre already wearing a swim cap. I came prepared. Jimmy you did come prepared. And finally, in the anchor position, businessman slash entrepreneur, he happens to be one of the shark tank sharks. Damon john. Damon, hello. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy damon, would it be inappropriate for someone to pitch you a product during this competition . Absolutely. Jimmy it would. All right. Then i wont. All right. Guillermo, lets bring out flopper number one, who is cesar. We met him on the street just moments ago. Hello there, cesar. How are you . Pretty good. Pretty good. Jimmy cesar, youre a big fellow. Yes, i am. Jimmy and i do believe the judges will handicap this because it is funny that your parents named you after a salad. [ laughter ] all right, cesar. Ready . Jimmy weve got to have a big splash. We want we would like to see those judges soaking wet after you hit the pool. Are you ready to do this . Ready. Jimmy lets have a countdown, please. Guillermo. Guillermo three, two, one jimmy and here comes cesar. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Lets take a look at the wow. Cesar has so much more hair on his back than i realized. Ryan, you give cesar what score . A 9. Very good. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you give cesar a 10. [ cheers and applause ] damon. Also a 10. Thats 29 points. [ cheers and applause ] cesar, you did very, very well. How do you feel about that flop . Pretty good, man. Jimmy i dont know that theres any water left in the pool. I dont think so. Jimmy all right. Enjoy this hot dog. Thank you very much. [ laughter ] time to take a look at your competition. Lets meet our next flopper, who is brittany. Hello, brittany. Hi. Jimmy brittany, that is a spray tan you have right now. A little bit, yeah. Jimmy okay. Very good. Brittany, what were you supposed to be doing tonight . Just Walking Around hollywood. Thats about it. Jimmy well, you know what . You can keep the bikini and keep Walking Around after this. I dont think so. Its going to jimmy brittany, are you ready to belly flop . I am. Jimmy is that ring rustproof in your navel . Oh. Yeah. I think so. Jimmy guillermos going to count you down. Guillermo, begin the counting. Guillermo three, two, one [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets take a look at the replay here. I do want the judges to keep in mind that brittany weighs like 75 pounds. [ laughter ] ryan lochte, you begin. Ryan gives brittany a 9. Ryan. Wait a minute. You do know there are other numbers in that thing, right . Yes, i do. [ laughter ] jimmy i know you spend a lot of time underwater. I dont know whats going on. All right. Amber rose. Amber gives brittany a 10 amber, same note as i gave ryan just moments ago. Shes a girl. Im going to give all the girls 10s. Jimmy okay. Very good. And finally, damon gives oh, he gives brittany an 8. [ boos ] well, the audience doesnt like it. But damon, you are used to giving Harsh Criticism and judgment. And brittany, you did pretty well. I mean, listen, cesars a big fellow. You had a big hill to climb there. But very well done. Please enjoy that hot dog. And i want to we have one more flopper for this segment. And it is who, guillermo . Who is this gentleman . What is your name, sir . Richard. Jimmy richard, where are you from . El paso, texas. Jimmy what were you doing, richard, when we pulled you off the street . What were you up to . I wasnt doing anything. My wife volunteered me for this. Jimmy your wife volunteered you. And my girls said no, daddy, dont do it. [ laughter ] Jimmy Richard, have you always had very little in the way of body hair . Yeah. Jimmy okay. Well, you know, youre perfectly aerodynamic for this event. Thank you. Jimmy you have guillermo, rub his stomach for good luck and tell me if guillermo oh, my god. Its soft, jimmy. Jimmy it feels like a sea lion, yes . Guillermo very soft. Yeah. Jimmy you have to have a perfect score to beat cesar here, richard. Thats going to be tough. Jimmy here we go. Lets count you down. Guillermo. Guillermo three, two, one jimmy and lets look at the replay because i feel like maybe richard got most of this in his mouth. Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] all right. Lets go to our judges. Ryan. Ryan gives him a 10 ryans now overreacting to my notes. Amber. Amber gives richard a 10 and damon. Its going to be up to you to add some common sense into this particular endeavor. 10 [ cheers and applause ] richard, i dont know how it happened. You didnt pay the judges off, did you . No. Jimmy you didnt. All right. Well, youre in the lead right now. There you go. You get three hot dogs for your perfect score. Well have more bellies and flops as the show continues. I feel like the integrity of the sport has been compromised. I really do. We have a great show tonight. We have music from the kills. From spiderman homecoming Jacob Batalon is here. And well be right back with adam carolla. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] guyscause this is my jam. N. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Except for every ladies night. Vegetarian. Only glad has forceflex to prevent rips, leaks, and punctures. So whatever you throw in the bag. Stays in the bag. Be happy, its glad. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are smack dab in the middle of our 11th annual belly flop competition. Well select a winner later on in the show. Tonight from spiderman homecoming Jacob Batalon is here. He plays Peter Parkers buddy, ned. Then their album, this is it right here. Its called ash and ice. The kills from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night curtis 50 cent jackson will be here, an insane rock climber named alex honnold will join us, and well have music from tlc featuring snoop dogg. Tlc meets thc tomorrow night on the show. [ cheers and applause ] you know, in some countries our first guest and i would be legally married. Thats how far we go back. Hes the number one most downloaded podcaster in the world, and now hes sharing his secrets with a podcast master class. Please say hello to adam carolla. [ cheers and applause ] you know, youve been on the show 51 times, and every time youve had that same towel around your neck. I hope you never throw it in. I hope you have it forever. Thank you, james. Jimmy hows the summer going so far . Everything good . Its hot. I dont like it. And i live in the san fernando valley, where its really hot. And i dont know if we have any weathermen watching this show, but jimmy a lot of them do. A lot of weathermen . Jimmy you know what . Dallas rains here locally always watches he told me the show. So go ahead and speak if you all right, dallas, you [ bleep ]. Im sorry. [ laughter ] jimmy dont attack dallas. This isnt going to go the way you thought it was going to go. I wake up every day in the san fernando valley, i turn on the radio, i turn on the news, and i hear the weather report, and they always start with that gd malibu. Oh, the high in malibu today 71 degrees. And i go oh, boy, maybe i should bring a cardigan. Its going to be cool. [ laughter ] then they go from malibu to l. A. X. L. A. X. , checking in 79. And i go, okay, its getting warmer, its not that hot yet. Then they go to a place called the civic center. I dont know where that is. Ive lived here my entire life. Theres a place called the civic center. I dont know what goes on there. But theyre checking in constantly. [ laughter ] its just a building with a huge thermometer on it. Whats going on here . 88. Its 88. Good. Thats enough. We dont do anything here. They go to the civic center. 88 degrees. I go all right. But we still havent cracked 90 yet. Sounds like a pretty good day. San fernando valley. 107. [ laughter ] adams house, 121. [ laughter ] jimmy its not dallas rains, out. Jimmy its not dallass fault that its hot where you live. You take it up with him personally. You are going and i still dont understand whats going on. Hopefully you can explain it. Are you testifying in front of congress . I am. Jimmy why are you testifying . What have you done . Nothing. Not yet. I dont know. They asked me to come there and speak on free speech. Jimmy who asked for this . This one dude. [ laughter ] i dont know. They. Congress. Jimmy are you sure youre not being set up . Is there oh, yeah. Maybe its going to be one of those stings where they go, free cockfight for raiders fans and everyone who shows up at the coliseum gets arrested. [ laughter ] oh, my god. I have missed a few Child Support payments. Maybe youre on to something. Jimmy youve got to be careful. Im going and im speaking for free speech. And im not qualified at all to do that. But i thought there were some things i would like to get to while i had all the ears of the congress. Jimmy to address congress. Yeah. I actually wrote down a few. Jimmy oh, you did . Okay. Good. If you dont mind. Jimmy okay. Again, i dont know a lot about free speech, but as long as i have all those dignitaries in front of me who could actually enact some change jimmy you have to promise me youre really going to mention some of this stuff. You guys, i have five. You guys pick the one you need me to mention. Jimmy all right. Sylvester stallones cobra should be required viewing for all Law Enforcement personnel. I just think wed be living in a better country. Jimmy okay. As instruction or crime is a disease. He was the cure. Jimmy he was the cure. Would you like to be cured . If you had cancer right now and stallone could cure you. Jimmy sure. Push and pull should no longer start with the same two letters. [ laughter ] jimmy excellent point. I walk fast but i read slow. Thats a dangerous combo when im coming up at the diner. You know what i mean . [ cheers and applause ] i walk yeah, were going to replace push with yank. Jimmy okay. No, pull with yank. Sorry. Jimmy now youve even made it worse. Im glad we worked this out before you get to congress. All right. It should be the civic duty of every male over 61 to whiz in the sink while shaving. Think of the millions of gallons of water [ laughter ] jimmy okay. This one im pretty serious about. I would like to hold the terror chart, the color chart alert type thing replaced with an easy to follow Baldwin Brothers terror alert chart. Jimmy how would they rank . William is guarded. Jimmy okay. Alec is elevated. Stephen is high. Daniel severe. [ applause ] jimmy thats good. This is the one im really rooting for but i dont want to sway the vote. New guidelines for measuring the penis. [ laughter ] jimmy what were the old guidelines . Very confusing. A lot of harry caray with a ruler trying to get the extra millimeters and whatnot. Im going to put it all to bed. Super straight forward. You measure center of the anus. [ laughter ] hear me out. Hear me out. Hold on. Center of the anus to just past the tip. [ applause ] jimmy i think thats the one. Were going to take a break. Adam carolla is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] guys were out of milk goinneed anything . Run, skim milk chocolate milk im not doing dairy this week. Got it. Get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. Youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. 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Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats our belly flop competition. The judges, im sure theyre going to give scores eventually but really who cares. Adam, so tell me whats going on here. You are going to be teaching a master class on podcasting. Yes. Jimmy people can go to your website and sign up. Mmhmm. Jimmy how much does it cost to learn to be a podcaster . Well, you cant put a price on it. [ laughter ] but if you did it would be 85. Jimmy and then you will teach them what exactly . I will instruct them for six full hours on a saturday jimmy for real . In irvine. Yes. It was a little daunting when i was thinking of how much time i would spend on stage. Then i realized i used to teach comedy traffic school. Jimmy oh, really . Thats right. At let us amuse you traffic school. Lettuce traffic school. See, its funny, right . Youre already laughing. Jimmy its ridiculous because it wasnt foodrelated, was it . No. Jimmy so there was no reason for them to use the word lettuce in there. No. They could have used broccolini. Oh, no, wait. That wouldnt have made sense. Jimmy that would have made even less sense. So you will teach people how to do a podcast or how to make money from a podcast or all of the above or what . Yes. All of the above is going to be the name of the presentation. Jimmy and hopefully as a result of your reference we will have more podcasts, which is just what this country needs. Yes. Jimmy because were running dangerously low on those right now. Yeah. Theres only like 785,000 podcasts to listen to right now, and we need what hollywood really needs is a whole group of people who are inspired to create even when they have no talent. [ laughter ] jimmy we need more of that. We do. Jimmy i also want to mention the 24hour war. This is your a documentary that you made, which has 100 on rotten tomatoes. Did you know that . [ cheers and applause ] for auto racing fans. Tell a little bit about what thats about. 24hour war is ford versus ferrari at le mans, the biggest race in the world. Actually, its kind of a good story. And why anyone whos out there whos an ass should stay the course because ferrari was sort of an ass and ford was going to buy ferrari and at the last moment ferrari kicked them out of his office and said hit the bricks henry ford ii or whoever, edsel, whoever it was. And ford went back to dearborn and he said screw that guy, im going to build a race car and were going to beat them at le mans. Thus the gt40 ford was created from that. Also lamborghini was created because ferrari was a [ bleep ]. He threw him out of his office too. And he went screw you, no more building tractors, im building worldclass race cars, supercars. And thats why we have those two. So everyone calls me an ass all the time but look at all the great art you create. Jimmy yeah. The world runs on spite. [ applause ] adamcarolla. Com. 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Come on your turn where do pencils go on vacation . Pennsylvania laughter crunchy wheat frosted sweet kelloggs frosted miniwheats. Feed your inner kid stock up on what your kids need now and take an extra 15 off. Girls tops and bottoms only 6. 80 boys tees are 10. 19 and kids sneakers are just 21. 24 game on. Kohls. [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Richard won. Richard is our champion. I feel like this was fixed somehow. All right. Our next guest tonight is americas Favorite Movie teenager. He plays Peter Parkers very funny best friend ned in spiderman homecoming. Are you an avenger . Yeah. Basically. You cant tell anybody about this. Youve got to keep it a secret. Ill level with you. I dont think i can keep this a secret. This is the craziest thing thats ever happened to me. Im going to take this back to school tomorrow. Okay . Great. Can you spit venom . No. Can you summon spiders . No. Do you know him too . Jimmy spiderman homecoming is in theaters now. Please welcome Jacob Batalon. [ cheers and applause ] when i saw you in the movie, i said, weve got to get that kid on the show. Jimmy, thank you so much for having me. This is crazy. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy by the way, how did you wind up in spiderman in the first place . I was going to film school, and my manager at the time had put me up for a selftape which was called an untitled marvel project. Jimmy so you knew it was for marvel yeah. But nothing else. Everything was fake. The sides were fake. And then they kind of sent me on a screen test with tom. Jimmy with tom holland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and you guys are friends in real life as well . I mean, were brothers. Jimmy youre brothers . Yeah, yeah. I mean, to the realest stuff. Yeah. Jimmy what do you mean by youre brothers . Youre still spending a lot of time together . All the time. I mean, 24 7. We were just together a couple weeks ago. Jimmy oh, yeah. I saw my brother today. [ laughter ] look are you trying to challenge me . Because i can like call him right now. Jimmy call him right now. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy yeah, give him a call. For real . Youre really going to call him . Im really going to do this. Jimmy do you have his name under some code in your phone . Its like a shh. [ laughter ] but yeah. Jimmy all right. Oh, on the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy excellent. Hold on. Its ringing. Do you hear it ringing . [ laughter ] jimmy you have to turn it around, though. Because oh, we see me on there. Hold on. Jimmy hes not going to know whats happening. Hold on. You think hes screening your call . Yeah. Its connecting. Jimmy oh. It is connecting . Because i hear it ringing. Oh, there is tom. Hey, tom. Hey, guess what were on right now, bro. Jimmy hes naked [ laughter ] tom, whats going on . Weve got to show the audience that its tom. [ cheers and applause ] tom, i dont know if you can hear me. But jacob says you guys are like brothers. Is that true . That is very true, jimmy. That is very true. Jimmy you are like brothers. [ applause ] i told you, jimmy. I told you, you know. Jimmy where are you right now, tom . Im actually in Atlanta Shooting avengers right now. Jimmy oh, youre shooting avengers . Shh. Quiet. Quiet. Show us the set show us whats happening no, no, no. No, no. I miss you. I miss you too, boy. Jimmy hes talking to me. [ laughter ] well, i miss you too. I want you to know, youre like a little brother to me also. And that makes you both brothers. And the whole family misses you. All right, tom. Lets let tom get back. Ill focus on you. Tom, you get enough attention. [ cheers and applause ] jacob. Youre from hawaii. I know that. Yes, yes. Jimmy are your friends, are they all going crazy in hawaii . Yeah. When i first i mean, when i first found out about the role, i im not going to lie. I told a few of my really Close Friends in new york. Jimmy you werent supposed to tell people. No, not at all. And they were celebrating a lot more than i was. Jimmy really . They were like doing it for me because they knew i couldnt do it. Jimmy because you had to keep it quiet. You didnt tell any of your family members . No, i told my brotherinlaw. Jimmy why him . Because hes in the military and they know how to keep secrets. Jimmy oh, interesting. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy is he married to your sister . Yeah, hes married to my sister. Jimmy did you tell your sister . No. Not at all. Im going to be real. Shes probably the one that would tell the whole world. So its kind of like, yeah, yeah. Jimmy well, no, you did the right thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy you gauged who you could trust. Is your sister upset that you told her husband and not her . Yeah. She was kind of like, you know what . Thats kind of mean. I raised you my whole life and you told my husband instead of me. I was like okay, youre kind of guilting me at this point. Its just a movie. Jimmy its not just a movie. Its spiderman. I mean, thats a big deal. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so are you going to be is there a plan for a sequel . And are you yes. I mean, theres a plan but i dont know jimmy well, youve got to be in it, right . Anything else about that stuff. I dont know about that stuff. Jimmy i heard theres a day in your honor in hawaii now. Yes, yes. The mayor, kirk caldwell, actually proclaimed july 7th to be Jacob Batalon day. Jimmy and what happens on jacob [ applause ] batalon. I apronounced it wrong. Batalon. Its good. Jimmy no, we should get the right Jacob Batalon day. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and what happens on Jacob Batalon day . I dont know. Because i dont do anything on oahu. So its kind of like a day when people just do nothing. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy its a nice hawaiian day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy well, happy belated Jacob Batalon day to you. And congratulations on the movie. Spiderman homecoming. Its in theaters now. Jacob batalon. Well be right back with the kills dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. You know what i could go for right hmmm some sweet barbeque. Or spicy crave van here, try my new barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce. You crave it, we serve it. Crave van you know what i could go for right hmmm some sweet barbeque. Or spicy crave van here, try my new barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce. You crave it, we serve it. Crave van dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to adam carolla, Jacob Batalon, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their album is ash and ice. Here with the song hard habit to break, the kills [ cheers and applause ] youre really getting close to me so far so close to me so point me to a yes no yes no yes dont tell me maybe you think youre there to hold my hair to come and drag me home you think youre gonna dress me up from head to toe and then ill go well im a hard hard habit to break im a hard hard habit to break your minds playing tricks on me you got me where you want me im going left right left right left right through the city and i cant get enough of the heat and i cant shake it off in a beat you gotta fix me up or let me go and ill quit it its a hard hard habit to break its a hard hard habit to break a hard hard habit to break its a hard hard habit to break hard hard habit to break its a hard hard habit to break a hard hard habit to break its a hard hard habit to break always talking about change what change what change maybe when the lights fade maybe its my mistake always talking about change what change what change maybe its your mistake always talking about change what change what change maybe its our mistake what change what change baby its our mistake [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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