Thank you so much for watching the show. [ cheers and applause ] we are back to work after a twoweek break. I got to tell you something, i try to have fun on vacation but then right in the middle of it, im having a perfectly nice vacation and right in the middle of it Rob Kardashian and black chyna broke up. Yeah theyre done. Im sorry you found out this way. Its crazy. Hey i heard you went to disneyland. Yeah for three days with my kid. Was it good. Yeah we had a lot of fun. You knew you used to go on vacation and people would want to hear about it but now we have instagram and facebook, Everybody Knows what you did. This morning i said we went up to jackson hole and said yeah i know your wife posted it on instagram. So for those who didnt follow my wife on instagram we didnt do a lot. I took the family to the beach. Theres me in the hat. [ cheers and applause ] soaking up that new jersey sun. Heres the thing, i love being on vacation, when i see Something Like that, i can barely sit s
Jimmy very exciting. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks, all of you, for coming. Today was one of those one of those days i woke up, i cracked my neck, i brushed my teeth, i looked in the mirror and i thought, boy, am i glad im not donald trump jr. [ laughter ] i have that thought about three times a week, but today i said it out loud. You probably heard, back in june donald trump jr. Met with a russian lawyer whoa believed had damaging information about Hillary Clinton to share. They met at trump tower. Soninlaw in chief Jared Kushner and former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort were in attendance. The New York Times broke this story, and this morning just before they were about to release a series of damning emails donald jr. Released those emails himself. The emails are with a guy named Rob Goldstone, a trump acquaintance who set the meeting up. He wrote, the crown prosecutor of russia met with his father aras this morning and in their meeting offered to
Thank you so much for watching the show. [ cheers and applause ] we are back to work after a twoweek break. I got to tell you something, i try to have fun on vacation but then right in the middle of it, im having a perfectly nice vacation and right in the middle of it Rob Kardashian and black chyna broke up. Yeah theyre done. Im sorry you found out this way. Its crazy. Hey i heard you went to disneyland. Yeah for three days with my kid. Was it good. Yeah we had a lot of fun. You knew you used to go on vacation and people would want to hear about it but now we have instagram and facebook, Everybody Knows what you did. This morning i said we went up to jackson hole and said yeah i know your wife posted it on instagram. So for those who didnt follow my wife on instagram we didnt do a lot. I took the family to the beach. Theres me in the hat. [ cheers and applause ] soaking up that new jersey sun. Heres the thing, i love being on vacation, when i see Something Like that, i can barely sit s
Jimmy very exciting. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks, all of you, for coming. Today was one of those one of those days i woke up, i cracked my neck, i brushed my teeth, i looked in the mirror and i thought, boy, am i glad im not donald trump jr. [ laughter ] i have that thought about three times a week, but today i said it out loud. You probably heard, back in june donald trump jr. Met with a russian lawyer whoa believed had damaging information about Hillary Clinton to share. They met at trump tower. Soninlaw in chief Jared Kushner and former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort were in attendance. The New York Times broke this story, and this morning just before they were about to release a series of damning emails donaldead those emails himself. The emails are with a guy named Rob Goldstone, a trump acquaintance who set the meeting up. He wrote, the crown prosecutor of russia met with his father aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide th
[ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us right here on a special night. You join us on what is hands down our wettest show of the year. Our most beloved summer tradition happens tonight. Directly behind our theater we have erected this beautiful aboveground swimming pool. It cost us more than 40 million to build this. And it was worth every penny. [ laughter ] because tonight were going to grab random people off the street, ask them to disrobe and do a belly flop on television for you. It is our 11th annual [ cheers and applause ] it started back in 2006. And from time to time people ask me why a belly flop contest every year . And to those people i say, mom, go to bed, were doing this. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. Sal, are the streets full of bellies and hopeful floppers there . Oh, weve got some big ones, some flat ones. Weve got everything for you. Jimmy good. Lets meet some of them, then. Heres a big one. Jimmy all right. Okay. [ appla