To do. To do. That is what they feel most comfortable doing. Its, i think, a privilege as an entertainer to put those stories to life and to bring it to peoples attention that this people do, do this, being selfless and doing right and good by your fellow human is something that happens, and it should be galorified. applause cheers stephen in the movie, did you know when you took the job that you would just be wet the entire time . Yeah. Stephen because theres a couple of scenes where youre in the coast guard station. Yeah. Stephen and then other than that, people are just throwing buckets of water at you the entire time, right . Im an awful script reader that way. laughter stephen you just read the lines, not the stage directions . It took me 40 minutes to read the script. I guess it wont take all that long to shoot. And then its like i get to kiss the girl a lot. Thats another thing. I think its a great date movie because there is. Yes. Stephen he was engaged but not married yet when he went out to sea. Im not sure if that that may be the fictionalized it says at the end of the movie that they got married on the date in the movie as stated. Its a little thing. It says it got married on the date that we said. Huh. Stephen so i would just go with everything in the movie is true. So no, but it is. Theres a love story going on, even though youre getting slapped around by the waves theres a love story that happens between you the beautiful love story, different from characters i played before, bernie is a very he wears his hereto his sleeve. I think a lot of us go out in this world and we wear a lot of armor to protect ourselveses from getting hurt. Stephen and hes very humble, too. Bernie is an open book, a wideeyed idealist. He wants to do well, hes a sweet man i cant think of a captain of a ship less like captain kirk than this guy. Because captain kirk would have on the front of that boat. Somehow somehow making it happen. Stephen i dont think thats going to make it into the final broadcast of this show. By the way. I just want to be careful. Kirk what would kirk have done in that situation . Hes an incredible functional multitasker so anyway, stephen, look in this film the finest hour, there is a lovely story between a man and a woman. I think what really it did, what really appealed to me is there is something about this film that harkens back to an era of film make ago it felt like a studio picture from the 50ss. It felt like gary cooper falling in love with doris day. Stephen good guy, beautiful girl, man against nature. Yeah, and its a man that loves his job, loves his family, wants to do right by both the men on his ship and giant mechanical shark. Giant mechanical shark. laughter stephen im just trying to movie. Just everybody. Yeah. When he does the thing you on the catwalk with him. Hes getting that dump ling happening . Unbelievable. Me. Time. Absolutely, yeah. Stephen one of the things interesting to find out about you is you were kind of a little bit of a geeky kid. You were not mr. Handsome blue eyes when you were a child. Puberty was not, im sure there you go. Stephen we found this. laughter applause not easy. I dont know who your publicist this is me. This is you. laughter friends. Absolutely we would have been friends. Stephen i will point out. Mine is in focus, yours, its like trying to find a picture of big foot. Trying to find a picture of you. Stephen yeah. Waldo . Stephen is it true your i have heard this may indeed be the truth, yes, indeed. Stephen some of your fans porcupine. laughter applause is that going to make it into the show . Stephen thats going to make it into the show. Really wanted to say it. It sounded fantastic. Great delivery. Stephen chris, lovely to see you. Thank you so much. Stephen chris pine, everybody. The finest hours is in theaters this friday. 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You got to leave, sistah you got to say. You got to say, you need to say, you better say, you oughtta say no cheers and applause stephen please welcome danielle brooks. Stephen i can understand you saying hi. You actually went to juilliard. Yes, i did. Stephen you went to juilliard with jon. cheers and applause right there. And a bunch of those guys over there. This is nice. Isnt it nice to have a friend on show . Jon yes, indeed stephen you have it introduce me to a lot of nice people like this. Do you have any stories on jon, any dirt on him. Dirt . I wouldnt say dirt, but jon would walk around the halls in the cafeteria with his handheld piano you mean face piano. We call it face piano. All the time, vibing out. He was probably the coolest dude at school. He was. Stephen do you have any stories on danielle . You got any dirt . You got any dirt on danielle . Jon oh, no dirt. Its all glistening. Stephen only two Perfect People in manhattan right here. This is the code of jazz silence. Okay, so whats new with you besides being on a hit tv show and hit broadway play . How do you feel . I feel amazing. Im just in all of these colors, the orange and the purple, and angry birds, which is red, you know,. Stephen youre one of the voices of angry birds. That must be fun. Thanks. Im really excited. Stephen let me ask you about the color purple, because youre playing sofia, plaid. Yes, no pressure. Stephen none. No pressure. Stephen have you done this for oprah . Has she come. Because shes the producer of this. Yes. Stephen whats that like . Whats it like to do it in front of oprah . Terrifying. My body was like this the whole time. I but i just used every nerve that i had to do it. Shes there with gayle, and steadman. Stephen always with gayle and stedman. Theyre a posse. Theyre her muscle. They enforce. You got interviewed by her, too. Yes. Like . Stephen but shes really lovely, right . She is. Stephen one of the few people i met where the take on them theyre a lovely person and you meet them and she just gloaz from the inside. She does, yeah. Stephen i was healed after i met her. Did you feel the healing from her . I did, too. I did, too. Nobody, but it was amazing. I was just nervous about not being able to form a sentence in front of her. I was like, uh. Just so in awe of who she was. But i feel like it went well. Its the out and about into the world. So now, your dads a minister. No, my mother is the minister. Stephen really . Yes. Stephen oh, i thought your dad was a minister. I didnt know that. My dads a deacon. Stephen your dads a beak dooekon. Your mom tells your dad what to do when in the church . Not really, but yeah, i guess. I dont know. laughter . Stephen was growing up in a preacher family, would that sort of introduce you to performing . Is, like, church like a stepping stone for that . I definitely think. They taught me so much from singing and how to present but its so parallel, you know. You have an audience and you have a congregation. You have the minister, who is so much like the director. And the choir thats like the ensemble. And the ushers are the ushers that hand out a program or the playbill. Stephen i like your in your analogy, everythings different but the ushers. They say the ushers are ushers. They stay the same. Stephen how did your family feel about taystee . If youre from you know, if youre from a family of a minister and deacon, how did thaism about you doing taystee . Yeah, mamma wasnt feeling it too much at all. The first scene i had to be tops, which you didnt get to see. I was topless the first scene and before getting the job i was like, mom, telling her all about it. And and she was like, no, no, no. And i told her how much i would be making. And she was like, yeah, i think you should take that job. applause stephen you recently did this thing. You actually you tweeted this stephen and this is a picture of you just about to work out. And you then wrote thank you, thank you stephen you wrote an article for Glamour Magazine about feeling good about yourself and your body and it got a huge response. What was the response you got . I did this for myself, really, to show selflove. It was something i had never done was take off my shirt at a gym. And so diit, and i did not realize that i was giving permission to thousands of plussize, big women to go to the gym and take their shirts off because it became a thing. I was getting all of these pictures. applause yes. Stephen brava, brava well, the color purple is now running on broadway. The great danielle brooks, everybody. Danielle, thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Stephen its such a pleasure. I filed my taxes online with h r block for 9. 99. Na na na . Look at my lil phone. Huh . Na na na. [announcer] file state online for 9. 99. Federal is free. Hrblock. 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Sociology and economic s. Stephen and how old of a human are you . Im 21. Stephen 21 years old. Yeah. Stephen and you have a restaurant called pith. Indeed. Stephen called pith, and room. Stephen okay. And this is this is your dorm. Thats your kitchen. Right there. Okay. Thats your kitchen. And you produce, you know you produce dishes like this for your guests. Fennel, peppercorn and lemon hashtag dang. Hash to go food. How does this start . So i dont know. Ive been cooking for a long time. As an enjoyable, improzzizational act. And i think i did it a lot more once i got off the meal plan, which was, you know stephen no more salsberg steak for you. I was cooking a lot and mostly sharing meals with my friends and roommates. And they were like, you should this. And they did. I made an online signup sheet, and right now, there are its over 1,000 people are on your waiting list to eat dinner in your dorm room. Yeah. And those are those are 1,000 parties of four. Stephen what so there are 1,000 reservations waiting. Yeah. Stephen to eat in your dorm room. Which is, like air, lot of years of doing this. laughter . Stephen it is, it is. They have been less than pleased. laughter stephen you know theres a movie in this about the rebellious young student chef, and the r. A. Who is colluding with the president to try to shut you down. Yeah, i hope. Id be down to make it. Stephen that would be awesome. But then it turns out that the president s wife wants a reservation at your restaurant and it saves the restaurant. Its funny, columbias official magazine hit me up to write an article about it, and then after expressing some of the my sentiments about the university and the relationship, theyre like, well hold the article for a little bit. laughter . Stephen i understand you brought something. What do we have . I would have loved for to you come, but the list is so long i couldnt in good conscience ill come, ill come. Do celebrities while youre preparing that. Dont let me stop you. I wanted to bring you some leftovers because laughter thats what you get. applause stephen ill take what i can get. Ill take what i can get. I have a flight to make. Is the first course. Stephen okay. Very light. Do celebrities ever, like, try to pull strings to get, like, a reservation . Like you get a call from an assistance saying, i have kelly ripa on the way to you. No. Stephen would that work out . I wish. That would be fun. That would be real fun. I did a popup in l. A. That reggie watts came to. Stephen thats a cool guest. That looks filo. Its a filo dessert filled with honey thats infused with black truffle. Stephen what and what youre going it eat with it is a little sorbet i made from pear nectar. Stephen pear nectar sorbet. I just got a comil. What do you want to do after you graduate, open a restaurant or something . Id really like to do Something Like open up a venue or yeah, seriously. And then wait. Stephen im not digging in. Im helping, im helping. I need to put some lime zest on top. Because you know im prepared. Stephen i know, youve got to, youve got to. It would be really cool to open up a space where art and food and music could all intersect. Please, please. Stephen okay, and do i do it together . Oh, yeah, definitely. Youre not eating very neatly. laughter . Stephen okay. Yes, i would recommend you open a restaurant. laughter youre not supposed to yell at the customers. Hold on. cheers that is fantastic. Im so glad thank you. Stephen its delicious. Unexpected. Thanks applause . Stephen now, do students ever show up and say, i have been with some friends partying in a particular way. Would you make us something to eat right now . I will say that i have a special menu coming up for april 20. But, you know. Stephen good luck getting a reservation. But, no. Its you know, all sorts of people come through. A lot of not students as well, actually. So thats been kind of fun to have this be a nexus upon all new york. Stephen well, its fantastic. Congratulations on such an amazing, unusual way to bring people together. Thank you so much. Stephen jonah lovely to meet you. Really nice to meet you. Stephen check jonah out on instagram pithnyc. I m a photographer. And a conservationist. Which means that a picture can be worth an entire species. It s a lot of responsibility. So i only bring things that i know i can depend on. Because i know i m only going to get one shot at this. If i m lucky, one shot will be enough. P for rewards. For the services and protections of membership. For the journey. Carry the American Express premier rewards gold card. All the hard work. Time in the service. Community college. It matters. Its why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and College Experience as credits toward your degree. Learn more at phoenix. Edu. Here we go. Ah man, who invited these guys . Hey clay, its cool if we order the right call. Were having digiorno pizza, tfreshbaked in my own oven. T okay. It ,, and get the same great channels cable gives you, with cable. Yes and . And. Theres whole home dvr. Plus tons of on demand options whenever. Why do you guys keep saying that . Its the first rule of improv. By saying yes and, yes, right, i know. Do you . Feel like a hollywood insider ,, `0 stephen here tonight announcing his debut album doublea with the premiere of the song day ones. Please welcome, baauer with yeah inside oh ooo oh yeah inside oh ooo oh still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream . And when youre in your hood and everybody countn cream im talking cash ruling everything around me still riding with ya day ones still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream . And when youre in your hood and everybody countn cream im talking cash ruling everything watch how you address me hitta dont vex me hitta im too blessed, im way up to be stressed hitta dont pardon my judgement hitta free my hitta hood its a blood thing hitta or better yet its a cuz thing to everybody locked up, i love yall hittas im the black elephant in the room dont swat flies, i go tick boom, boom ack, zoom zoom, i flip on you too like kendrick do do do do do ski mask in the air of the bed, and dont care, hell yeah novelist yeah this ones lively okay can i get a hell yeah, hell yeah let he hear you scream. Im talking cash ruling that thing around me. Let me hear you scream let me and when youre in your hood and everybody countn cream im talking cash ruling everything around me you wear your hood ruling that thing around me. Like heroes we play no games they doand understand but i do now. I got a lot of hittas im trying to flip these hos and make a lot of figures i take it back to the hood, bainbridge to the bay everybody whats good va, chitown, baltimore, inglewood, we texas flexin still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream and when youre in your hood and everybody countn cream im talking cash ruling everything around me still riding with ya day ones let me hear you scream you wish a hitta would huh let me hear you scream and when youre in your hood and everybody countn cream im talking cash ruling everything around me cheers and applause stephen baauers new album, doublea is out march 18 well be right back. cheers and applause donkey sound elephant sound theres a big difference between making noise, tapping sound and making sense. elephant sound Social Security, we need more than lip service. Our next president needs a real plan to keep Social Security strong. elephant noise hey candidates. Enough talk. Late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be josh brolin. Face the nation host, john dickerson. Environmental whistleblower, erin brockovich. And a musical performance by aubrie sellers. Now stick around for james corden. I like him so much. Good night. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by reggie are you ready to its the late late show ladies and gentlemen, all the way from norway, give it up for your host, the fabulous mr. James corden applause captioning sponsored by cbs applause james hello. Good evening and welcome to the late late show. Thanks for being here. Great crowd tonight. Cheers, guys. Thank you for being here. Thanks for coming out. Ladies and gentlemen, a new study came out this week, which showed that the cities of portland and seattle have the highest percentage of single women over 40 living with cats. laughter look at that. Living with cats. Very different thing. Yeah, oh. So portland and seattle lead the nation in cat ladies. It goes without saying that they also lead the nation in frozen yogurt shops, zumba classes, and laughter now this happening in portland actually makes sense. I feel for these women. When the choice is between a cat and a guy who works 10 hours a week trying to get his urban goat farm upandrunning, youre going to go with the cat. You are. It makes sense in seattle as well. You would own a cat and be single too if the most eligible bachelor in your city was this guy. laughter but lets look at the bright side here. A city full of single women with cats . Sounds like the purrfect place for an eligible bachelor. rimshot thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thats that joke is one of rimshot im on fire tonight but being a woman on your own is about to get a lot better because theres a new product for your smart phone called iz avibe that turns your smart phone into a vibrator. Thats right. There is a new place to check next time your phone goes missing. Do you know what i mean . Have you seen my phone . laughter also, i think the new sign that your marriage may be falling apart is when your wife is constantly asking for a charger. Just a warning, ladies. Embarrassing when you accidentally dial your mom while using this thing. Sorry, mom. That was a vagina dial. laughter sorry, i didnt mean to. It was a vag dial. Heres how this device works. First, you download the program and attach the vibrator to your phone. Thats when you insert the technical difficulties and thats what i call a happy holiday. laughter applause but maybe being single isnt the worst thing. Maybe these women have the right idea. Growing old with someone may sound nice, but it means you still have to put up with stuff like this. laughter all right, reggie, are you ready to do this . Hes reggie watts. Im james corden and this, this is the late late show roll the titles reggie the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show, ooh the late, late show, oh, oh the late, late show oh, oh the late, late show applause shall we have a look and see who our guests are on the show tonight . Ladies and gentlemen, in the red room, hes an emmynominated actor you know from the office and backstrom. He is the very funny, the always brilliant mr. Rainn wilson is here tonight applause hey. James hi, rainn, how are you . Nice to see you. James what are you eating there, rainn . A little fruit. Thanks for the spread in here. James it is a pleasure. We submit to all of your demands. You got everything in the writer. The food. James thank you so much for being here. Rainn wilson, everybody applause we love him, right . Reggie he is one of my favorites. James what are you doing . Reggie i just went to the bank today. Just kind of james why in the show, though . Reggie because it is the safest place. Because there is a lot of people. James there is a lot of cameras, youll know if someone steals its. Smart thinking. And in the orange room, hes an incredibly talented actor you movies. Were so pleased that he has come to see us. Ladies and gentlemen, mr. Anthony mackie is here applause how nice to see you. How is it going, mate . James very, very well. Do you like my accent . James let me hear some more of it. Sorry. James Say Something else. How is it going . Sorry. laughter james well, g day, mate. Mr. Anthony mackie listen. We have a fun show tonight. Right after the break, we have the premiere of a brandnew Carpool Karaoke with Justin Bieber well be right back. Data. And those other guys love over charging you for it. Not tmobile without watching your data. Its binge on only from tmobile. Netflix, sling tv, hulu, and more. Plus get four lines with up to each for just thirtyfive bucks a line. Thats right. Six gigs each plus all the video streaming you want with binge on. 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I came as soon as i could. applause james lets do it. Lets do it. James who named your fans the beliebers . Was it a fan of was it you . I just remember it being a thing. Bieber fever. Getting 200 or 300 fans per night and i think they are wondering what sort of name they should have as a gang. Have you got any advice . Who wants a name . James you know, my fans. The corliebers . We could cross pollinate. Are you ready to kick it old school . Never say never there is just no turning back everything i have is my destiny i will never say never i will fight i make it right i will not stay underground pick it up pick it up pick it up never say never applause james just a regular person or a paparazzi . It is a paparazzi. James she is welldressed though. I wouldnt wear it. James i wouldnt wear it either. There is a reason for that. It is a dress. James last time we exchanged clothes. I feel like i should take you shopping. James i dont know whats happening under here. I cant wear that. That is your problem. You want to look silly . James i think you might be right. laughter oh, oh, oh, what do you mean better make up your mind what do you mean you say yes but you want to say no what do you mean james this is where you buy a do you happen to have clothes in i want to make you look sleek but not too over the top. James this is what we do. You pick mine and im going to pick yours. All right . Im going to pick what i think you should be wearing on your next tour. All right. laughter these look like they are going to be too skinny. I have 36 and 38. Oh, yeah . Can we do that . That is all you have got for ball caps . James i have got it. Lets go do it. James, are you ready . James are you ready . That is the question. Ive honestly never felt more applause i feel like im ready to drop an album. You look like youre ready to drop an album. James sure. Im ill leave my snake skin skateboard over here. Im ready to do it. What do you mean . That is exactly what i do on the stage. James i am the father of two. Does this say father of two . Im a little lost as an adult. Should we get me dressed or what . James yeah. Get in there. Get dress pd. This is it. Youre about to see a whole new world of Justin Bieber. I picked justin out what i think the next progression should be. Justin . Im coming. James where are you now . Now that i need you. Sorry. This look is getting dated. It is taking you that long to get changed. Are you ready now . James dude, is the world ready is the question. The only thing that is annoying about this is you actually look quite cool. 100 pull it off. Dude, this is it. Thanks. James take a walk, man. Look at this guy. This shop better get some of this stuff in stock. They are about to sell out. You look under confident. You look more mature. Dude. Swag, swag, swag. All of that stuff is going to stop stop stop taking his photos stop stop it he has to live like this. Man, i dont know how you do this. How do you do this, dude . How do you handle all of this . James man, you dont even youll never know what that feels like. This is just my life. You know . They are all the girl there crying. Give him a minute. James thanks so much. Cheers. Just give me some space, guys. Christian dior they dont make them like this anymore ill ask because im not sure does anybody make [beep] anymore go nuts you cant tell who made this take this hater james is it true that your Favorite Song is one of them. James did it make you cry . Im an emotional guy. James i read that this is one of your Favorite Songs. Is this true . Shower song. You won the lottery died the next day it is a death row pardon two minutes too late isnt it ironic dont you think it is like rain on your wedding day its a free ride james i along with the rest of the world got to see what i like to call the how did that feel when that picture went it definitely felt really it is funny to joke about it now because what else can you do . Just laugh about it. When i first saw the picture, it was covered. They had the censorship on it. So im like oh, my god. I could have just come out of the water. I could have shrinkage. Finally i found unedited thing. Im still pissed because there is still shrinkage. James no way there is shrinkage. All i know if i was packing that sort of heat, i would be ready like i would just youre saying youre not packing heat . James dude, no. You know what im in the mood for . What are you in the mood for