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>> probably not, because there is no press conference or signing ceremony, no media coverage. >> but twenty four hours ago, it happened. biden restructured the entire executive branch of the u.s. government to discriminate on the basis of immutable characteristics. he made that announcement in the white house website, and it proclaims that within 30 days, every federal agency, all of them from the department of justice to nasa, to the social security administration, all of them all must quote, ensure that they have a equity agency ,equity team within their respective agencies to coordinate the implementation of equity initiatives. and these maoist equity teams report to something called the gender policy council. and the white house, quote, environmental justice officer, is the environmental justice officer carry a sidearm? >> we don't know, actually . we do know that running all of this, which is the largest racial tracking bureaucracy since the fall of nazi germany, will be former president barack obama. and he'll be doing that, as always, through his long time blackey and cutout susan rice. >> rice's goal, the goal of the entire initiative is to place the federal government, all of it in opposition to a very specific slice of the american population, not a foreign population. our own population. >> here's how it works. every single person in the united states will qualify for one of joe biden's many protected categories except straight white men . >> so we're all in this together, except those guys who are on the outs. it's all of us versus them straight white men . they will not be protected because they are by virtue of being straight and white, male. the cause of the problem, they're the enemy. >> so this is a big change. it's got an enormous consequences. among other things, it makes you wonder why would straight white men continue to pay their taxes? and by the way, what percentage of taxes in the united states are paid by straight white men ? that's one statistic you never hear. why is that? but if you're one of them, you may wonder, wait, i'm working half the year for the government, which takes my money and then uses it to demonize me and disenfranchize me from a government i thought i was an equal owner of. i thought we were all in this together. we're all citizens, but i seem to pay half my income to people who hate me. >> why would i do that? it seems masochistic. will you do? because you have no choice. the irs has more guns than you do. it's that simple. meanwhile, don't expect a government contract or an sba loan or even decent service from the clerk of the dmv. you're in a domestic enemy now. you're an english speaking version of vladimir putin. the equity agenda is your personal sanctions regime. >> it's amazing if you think about it. >> and someday we'll all pause long enough to wonder how this could have happened in a country that claims to love the civil rights movement and build monuments to it. but that's in the future. for now, the white house just wants us to shut up and celebrate because henceforth every official joe biden hires will be a first at the first achievement, not the first in the class. no better than that. much better. first in appearance, the first person who looks a certain way or sleeps with a certain kind of person, the first an identity. >> that's what matters. so you can imagine it was with deep and justifiable pride that the administration announced that after a grueling nationwide search, they had finally located a white house communication director . harry, the news was announced by america's first illiterate white house press secretary. >> wotcher being. and i look forward to welcoming ben labolt. as you all know, he has been announced to replace kate as communications director . back to the white house. i also know that ben is making history. as you know, we believe here in the entire white house that representation matters. he will be the first openly gay ,uh, communications director , which is very, very important indeed. >> yay, he's . and that's, quote, very, very important. >> it's pretty thrilling. finally, gay people will know they can achieve something in this country. they can leave their jobs at the asphalt plant and head to washington for fame and fortune. next to the tv shows on bravo. the possibilities are exciting. >> he is there. jackie robinson. but you do wonder what exactly is the difference in real life between a communications director and a straight communicate director ? >> are they really that different? we weren't aware a communications director , sex life had any bearing on his official duties. but then we don't know everything. so we called over to the white house today to see how this new communicates director will be a massive upgrade over the last straight communications director , unfortunately, never explained the difference. so we're going to have to take it on faith and to celebrate with everybody else. >> joe is doing that as he's told us repeatedly, do not look beneath the surface. >> no appearance is all that matters. only can you judge a book by its cover. yes, you can. from here now you're required to judge a book by its cover. here is this will be the first cabinet ever that is evenly composed of as many women as men in the cabinet. this would be the first cabinet ever with a majority of people of color occupying this cabinet. and it has more than a dozen history making appointments, including the first woman secretary of treasury, first african-american defense secretary, the first openly gay cabinet member, and the first native american cabinet secretary. >> well, that's amazing. that's amazing. it's like old time, benneton adds. the question is , is it a good cabinet? are they capable or new ? >> that's not even relevant. lloyd austin, we should say the secretary of defense is definitely a first. and we're going to give him credit for that. he's the very first secretary of defense to spend millions of dollars shooting down thrift store balloons with missiles. that's never happened. and he did it. he's the first secretary of defense to hand the taliban thousands of armored vehicles, drones and helicopters to build their own army for free. nobody even thought of doing that before it. austin arrived. and of course, lloyd austin is the first defense to wear not simply a surgical mask to protect himself from a flu virus, but also a full plastic face shield like he was welding. so you can't say lloyd austin hasn't broken important glass ceilings. he has, but weirdly, his boss didn't mention any of that. as far as joe biden is concerned, lloyd austin's main achievement in life is his genetic makeup. lloyd austin was born great. some people just are. richard levine, by contrast, was not born great. richard levine was born a white man, which is to say, an untouchable, the bottom of the caste system. that is bad. but here's the good news, ladies and gentlemen. with the help of a wig and some falsies richard levine rose above his station. he is now a she and she is now an admiral. >> talk about inspiring. watch this. i am honored to serve as the first female four star officer of the u.s. public health service commissioned corps. now, the great thing about richard levine's identity is that it wipes away, it washes away not to use theological language, all previous mistakes. otherwise, known as since those don't count anymore because richard levine is now rachael levine. so richard levine exposed nursing home residents to covid in pennsylvania. got a lot of them killed. he was a senior health official there. >> he evacuated his own mother from one of those facilities because the plebes died, but not my mom. and that seems like a bad thing. but now he's wearing women's clothes. >> it's totally forgiven that never happened. >> to mention it is dead naming him. that was all the daddy. >> come on now. you're trans phobic creep. the whole federal government operates that way, doesn't matter how bad you are, as long as you can claim to be a pit bull. >> a judge is supposedly the first cabinet secretary. now, is he actually ? he was dating women not that long ago. shut up. he is now. and because he is the fact that his tenure has been a disaster for the country, irrelevant that mushroom cloud over ohio, it never happened. he's a first watch. >> i think we have more lgbtq people than any administration or every administration combined they want. this has been the most pro equality administration in history, led by guys like pete bunji, secretary bridges, who needs no introduction, is doing an outstanding job of rebuilding america. and i mean that in a literal sense, and not just in terms of what he's doing in transportation, but he's helping rebuild pride in america. i don't know how to pronounce the guy's last name. people excuse me. people look, he's . that super , super . so shut up. yeah. is he actually is . no one has benefited more from these new standards, these very inflexible genetics based standards, more than kamala. >> kamala camela, whatever you're calling, or the vice president now, she hasn't, strictly speaking, been a success. she seems to keep the peace in ukraine that resulted in a war. she's supposed to secure the border. seven million illegals later. you can't say she actually did a good job. >> she's supposed to get joe biden voting rights bill passed in congress. she hasn't actually done a lot by traditional standards. but she's a first. and that means we are forever grateful for her. and actually, we are we're not mocking because she wasn't on the scene. we'd never hear things like this. >> we will maintain the perspective that we have in terms of what should be the relationship between china and the united states that is not going to change. but surely and certainly that alone was not helpful, which is why we shot it down. >> did you hear that? first of all, is anyone at home keeping track of the use of the phrase in terms of doesn't actually mean anything. it's filler in a sentence that dumb people use to appear like they know what they're talking about, or more precisely, to give them time to think through what they're saying as they're saying it, whatever she's a chronic user of in terms of. but a new policy has been announced by kamala harris and that is that all quote, non helpful balloons will be shot down. now, unfortunately, hot air balloon season is starting soon in albuquerque and around the country. >> are they going to be shut down? are they helpful? balloons or unhelpful balloons in terms of shooting them down in terms of visa v balloonists across america needs some clarification, but whenever she's a first shut up. >> and while we're at it by the way, as long as we're trying to get clarification, it would be nice to get some other clarification from our equity minded leaders before the 30 day timeline. on equity enforcement runs out. we're still waiting for example, for our new supreme court justice, ketanji brown . jackson, to tell us what a lady is she doesn't know. >> can you provide a definition for the word woman? can i provide a definition? yeah, i can't. >> you can't. not contact. >> i'm not in biology of that. >> it's pretty amazing that me a meme on the internet, we all kind of used to it. >> this lady is now the supreme court and she i mean, that's not one of the hard questions, right? like recite the constitution from memory. that might be a challenge. what's a woman? and she's on the supreme court. but whether she's not alone, we just had a federal judge. >> we think lindsey graham voted for in a hearing in the congress who didn't know what was in the constitution. but shut up. she was a first. we're going to judge that book by its cover and vote yes. >> now, joe biden apparently is trying to convince us that not only are his nominees diverse, they're firsts. he himself is diverse. watch this. >> i also want to acknowledge someone else who means a great deal to our family. rabbi michael beals, the congregation beth shalom in wilmington, delaware. that's where i received my education. i probably went to show more than many of you did you all think i'm kidding? we have a very in relative terms, large puerto rican population in delaware. i was sort of raised in the puerto community at home. >> i got my education for real in the black church. that's how i firmly in fact, joe biden spent his young years in a yeshiva. >> i had ear locks at the time hitting the torah and the talmud. >> there's was a puerto rican yeshiva that was part of a black church. >> okay, so you may look at joe biden and say you're completely incompetent. in fact, you have dementia. you can barely walk. you mistake your sister for your wife. you can't run the most powerful country will shut up. >> i studied at a yeshiva, a puerto rican yeshiva in a black church. >> talk about a first. i'm a first of a first. >> so we wanted to know, like, how is the rest of the country saying this? because this is about to become the law in thirty days. >> chadwick more . we consider him a first. >> he joins us tonight to share some more. >> thanks so much for coming on . now, you claim to be and i'm wondering now that there's no too great now that there's a white house communications director , do you feel like this is your jackie robinson? >> you can actually achieve something in this country? >> yeah, i mean, stop the presses. a man in calm's. what rights that white house florist. i mean, i just. wow, well, we don't need a parade for this guy. hopefully no balloons, obviously. but this is some big, big news and they really have to roll it out. honestly, though, in all truthfulness, being a man these days is pretty low on the diversity totem pole. your basically. yes, at this point. so it was a little surprising. they felt the need to make such a big deal out it. >> but, you know, they they got to take everything and get it. okay, that was just too funny, too funny. i just can't even deal with it. >> i mean, it's it's i mean, it's all a cover for mediocrity. i mean, maybe this can be great. i don't know. >> and , you know, who he sleeps with does seem kind of irrelevant to the job. no, yeah, of course. and you know, another thing, just a little history lesson. joe biden is the president who talked about racial jungle's if we segregated schools. he's also a president that voted against gay marriage. he voted against doma. he said that gay people were national security threats. okay, so but he's a democrat. he gets a pass. his administration did say that they were going to make equity their number one number one priority. this was even before the inauguration. and it looks like they're holding true to that. why is this the number one priority? will ? obvious. it's not because of the reasons they say it's because it's a wonderful distraction. for them to just do whatever the heck they want to do the corruption and get all the eyeballs off of what's really going on , you know, keep people divided, keep focus on this issue that no one cares about in this country. no sane person cares about the race or gender of the person next to them. that's what's really in the cards. and you know what? they're kind of doing a magnificent, magnificent job of upholding it because, of course, the media is just going to run with that as well. nobody is digging into this administration like they should be . >> that's exactly right. loot the country before they hand it over to china. >> we need a parade with no balloons. >> that's my favorite line of the week. chadwick moore, great to see you. thank you. >> so today, a small number of passengers stuck in airport lounges across the country looked up one of those televisions bolts of the ceiling and noticed something weird. don lemon, the star of cnn this morning, was not at work. and to be fair, sometimes a vacation is just a vacation. but we can't help notice that don lemon's absence comes just a day after he laid bare his utter contempt once again for his co-anchor as poppy harlow and caitlin collins. now, a passive aggressive shtick is pretty fine tuned. >> and also getting kind of obvious, lemon pretends to attack republicans. yesterday was nikki haley as a way of attacking his co-hosts. >> he thinks he's getting away with it. but yesterday morning, he made his disdain a little too obvious. >> watch this. i think it's a wrong road to go down, she says. people, politicians or something, and not in their prime. nikki haley is in our prime. sorry, when a woman is considered to be in her prime, in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> that's not according to me, for what it depends. i mean, it's just like prime. if you look it up, it's if you look if you google when as a woman in her prime, it'll say 20s, 30s, and 40s. i don't know how i got it. i'm not saying i agree with that. so i think she has to be careful about saying that politicians aren't their primary qualifier out prime for like chislett boring or bensedrine. >> it affects our google. >> it's it's always like some super dysfunctional family on that set with the drunk guy ,dad, don lemon, dad. >> but we want to take seriously don lemon said, well, he got this from google, so we went to google and we typed in an obvious request. show us the quintus specimen in his prime and we're going to tell you what we found. we're not going to hide the results. full transparency in the show. it not take us long to come across pictures of don lemon himself looking like the international sex symbol he is at the age of fifty six . >> look at this man. look at those clothes. >> this is a is that a cape? no, it's got arms. >> it could be a cape. i mean, is that bold? he's a fashion icon. then we came across these instagram posts showing don lemon on the runway a few weeks ago. >> we don't want to use the word fabulous, but is there another word to describe? >> no, there's not. ladies and gentlemen, fabulous don lemon. it's just so great. and the word sassy comes to mind, too, in their prime. don lemon is in his prime right now. his lived experience is being too. >> was this whole segment roundabout way for don lemon to get everyone to google pictures of donald? >> we can't say. >> but as you can imagine, the morning meeting today at cnn was awkward and forced mr. lemon to zoom in a meeting from miami where he has been frolicking shirtless on the beach, looking very much, not coincidentally, like a man in his prime and his apology. he read what appeared to be a cliche about women. he googled about three minutes before between bellini's here it is quote, i believe that women of any age can do whatever they set their minds to . and you can just imagine in your mind the ladies of the view holding him at gunpoint. >> say it, don't say it at any age. >> an eight year old can give birth. yeah, it wasn't heartfelt, not reality. based. it was kind of ridiculous. if you're going to grovel, do it. he did. and apparently his coworkers and managers at cnn were mad . we're hoping he comes back if we lose. don lemon, we've lost a major well, spring of comedy in this country. >> well, just when you thought the narcissism scale couldn't get any deeper into the red and the absurdity of preferred pronouns couldn't get any worse, the singer singer sam smith has found a way to do it. piers morgan on that. >> we're always happy to see him. join us in a moment. plus, your tax dollars or funding? 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