Greg thanks, joe. Thats the smartest thing you have said in eight years. [applause] [applause] greg all right, the u. S. Intel report released friday directly accuse russian president Vladimir Putin of ordering a campaign to influence the election. I wish they told us this thursday we could have skipped listening to this. First we cannot say they did not change in the vote tallies or anything of that sort. We have no way of gauging the impact that certainly the Intelligence Community cant gauge the impact it had on choices the electorate made. Greg what is with this guy over here . Its like he just saw one of my nudes on snapchat. [laughter]
this is serious. And its on tv. Friday President Elect trump met with experts to discuss the findings. What does russia really to . For one, they had to John Podestas email. How did they do it . First they found one of his passwords. What was one of his passwords . Password. [laughter] this may be the greatest achievement in espionage history. Right behind the time i pilfered lou dobbs locker combination. I stole this gym shorts. I am wearing that now. But it makes you wonder how secure podestas other sensitive material is. Where does he keep the pin number of his debit card . Is written on the back of the card with the words pin number for my debit card . Does he hide his Apartment Keys under his welcome mat or is it under flowerpot near the front door or maybe get this, its inside a fake rock. Dude, if its the only rock on
your porch and there are no other rocks around we know its not a rock. Anyway the russians did other things too. Did john podesta click on a fake link . The conclusion, the russians hack is somehow got to Julien Assange great remember him . Greg assange kamikaze protrump and he is blonde. Why isnt he outnumbered . [laughter] assange once hated by the right is now hugged by them. Ive got to tell you is confusing to see writing who wanted to see Assange Hanks wanting to hang with him. The shift from a cold war to a
hot romance is so confusing to me its like coming home and finding out that dad left mom for her brother. But this is what worries me. Forget hacking. Thats nothing great right now we have no deterrence against those who might want to destroy us. How do we make sure that no one tries to attack our power grid which would shut down all electricity and he could be broke, sick and starving in days. America would turn into Lord Of The Flies or worse, charlottes web. A cyber attack is the first effective neutron bomb killing all of us but leaving everything standing. To worry about fishing now about fishing out psych on september 10, 2001 fretting about legroom on airliners. You miss The Big Picture here. To stop such attacks we need a real deterrent. My solution . Treat such attacks Likeville Terry once. That way the trigger is never pulled. America needs to announce a recall new cabal offensive. Know and you got feel it. Assange, putin and by the way i dont believe in government anymore. I just dont believe them. Here, here. [applause] greg you would rather believe a former kgb dude . I dont believe in either. Leave nothing, everything is meaningless and truthfully who will ever know . Greg you have been watching too much xfiles. Ive been doing too much thinking independently. Greg stop doing that. This is my show and i want you to rewith me. That would be interesting television. Greg terry you have answered no questions. It is a victory for him. Greg what do you make about my prescription, the idea that we should nuke people that mess with our power grid . Isnt a power grid just like owning a country . The question is worded or would it not affect netflix . To me thats what breaks down to. But i want to pull out a thread of what terry mentioned because this whole conversation and not to be a bummer. Greg is what you do. Is why you pay me so much money. Nothing come but anyway the whole conversation lately is a tone of the american conversation about the american government. Its awful and it makes me really sad because people will say im an elitist because i was part of the government. I worked at the white house. Fine come you can say that if you want but theres nothing glamorous about being a Civil Servant and working for the National Security council and making 35,000 a year and working 24 hours a day. What i will say it is some of the best and brightest minds that we have got in this country are in the United States government in our intelligence
community and some of these people put their lives on the line every single day. Greg what you are saying is basically you get the sense that people that are risking their lives for intelligence are being badmouth. You find that . Their 17 agencies now and 50,000 people getting Security Clearance now. Gotten too big. Post9 11 everybody is scared. The Washington Post is a tremendous piece on how big it is and how unaccountable it is and how much redundancy there is. I would encourage you to read this. Who are they responsible to . We dont even know if theyd do. Greg i dont even read whats on the bottle. I would add a ransom note. Greg do you think this is a big deal . I wonder what the government has, you look at biden. I love biden. I bought a Reverse Mortgage from him. [laughter] greg it literally was rehearsed. Is a great guy but the republicans during nixons day broke into watergate and that was a simpler time when democrats were stealing that im not sure what you get podestas gmail account. Im not sure theres much value there. Greg you have the greatest recipe for risotto. You have got big elites threatening to go after everybody with a verified account on twitter. Did you see that today . How does feel but feel free to defend how wonderful the solace. Are you glad you were not verified . I am verified. Family, friends i offer a lot about my life on twitter just willingly. Too much just willingly but that doesnt really bother me. Greg what bothers you then . Everything bothers me a little but it doesnt bother me
more than the fact greg in the Subject Matter we are focused on, what bothers you . That does not bother me at all. The government without wikileaks and snowden and assange, they would have absolutely nobody to be held accountable to. Nobody else is doing it. Greg the american people. Wikileaks was supposed to target target. They started firing on us. Tmz Access Hollywood wikileaks. Journalism is dead in america so long with these guys. Julias point Special Forces Guy In Tuck kept me alive and we also find out that you know the military and the intelligence apparatus in many cases the middle east was cooking the books and not telling the right thing of what was going on all for political reasons. Be a hawk and go after the stuff. You just dont want to defend it i do want to defend it but the thing is the government, their job is to protect the rights but they cant do that by violating our rights. Its the same problem. And order have rights you have to protect the country first. Do you want the nsa in your bedroom sitting under your bed . You would be safer i guess. You were giving up a certain amount of basic freedom which is what makes this country so great. There have to be limits and if they want to change it back to change the constitution. Its not me talking, change the constitution. Greg a shocking hate crime streamed on facebook. Well discuss the disgusting crime nexus. So when it comes to pain relievers, why put up with just part of a day . Aleve, live whole not part. Painter you want this color over the whole house . Tawell, the only place youn, need go. Oll . Held a white man at my point and told him to curse to present like. Perhaps even just as troubling the suspect could be heard on the video saying they wanted to go viral. A horrible crime made worse by the fact that the teens posted on facebook apparently thinking that torturing disabled people is perfectly acceptable behavior. We dont know anybody that call the cops after watching it. Absolutely disgusting. [applause] its good to see you. You are about to go on russell i assume. I had to leave to talk about the story because its so important to me. Thank you for giving me the time. First of all first and foremost this is 100 a hate crime so there is no allegedly if this is a hate crime on so many levels. The fact of the specialneeds man didnt understand was going on and was being brutally
attacked was to meet disgusting. Watching it i got choked up watching it and ive seen a lot of things in this world. It was difficult to watch for. Noticing that was tough for me is america as a whole, nobody on facebook i was watching did anything about it. Think those people are just as response of all. Another thing if somebody puts up a questionable picture on facebook take it down within minutes of there has to be something for facebook to look at to stop these things from happening. The bigger picture, the fake news stories, the hoaxes and the liberal media pushing all the fake attacks. Congratulation guys come here are the fruits of your labor. Using this for leverage when they were attacking them because they dropped an expletive about Donald Trumps suddenly their behavior was justified because suddenly the other side is doing it to them. Its disgusting. They are taking any credit for it and even the News Coverage was disgusting. Hate crime stuff you start getting into the emotional interpretation of it. Who is deciding if its hate . You have for idiots and it was racial and it was hate but it was a crime so hammer them for that. What i think of this Hate Crime Stuff that could be a double aged blade a doubleedged blade. Greg there were people that were afraid of how to categorize it rather than talk about on cable news. All the debate was about that and then you have these people say what maybe its not that big of a deal because they knew each other. They hung out. Rome emanuel makes a big proclamation, sanctuary city. 4000 people shot and they bring people in from aleppo and people in syria are like, we are good. You all try to get that worked
out and they will come. Greg what about the millions of people who have broken families who dont do this stuff . Its that too but i was just thinking while i was hosting to everyone talk it a little bit mirrors the argument, not the argument that the dialogue and debate about when you label something Terrorism Verses not. People are very, human nature it makes people very eager to deal the Classifier Categorize these horrible things that happen in the world which is fine. Thats as it should be but because i think what happens is once you put a label on something it makes us erroneously believe that we get it. Its like ocoee can probably figure out how to respond to this if we understand first what it is so in a little sense i push back a tiny dent in the sense that and i dont even know what a hate crime means. I couldnt tell you that. Arent all crimes hate crimes . You punish acts come you dont punish thoughts. What crime does is whence the two. For example you do it in your head already. For example if you are reading the near post and you read about a 25yearold guy who mugs and 85 euros woman you got that guy should be fried by the theme of the 30yearold man you see it as a mugging so in your own way youve categorize crimes differently but thats what we do pay judges should just throw the book at everybody. Seeing that the criminal Justice System mirrors that in the sense that the Court Battles epic amounts of time trying to figure out a motive that will distinguish like if there is premeditation that takes it from first agree to capital. Its a platform that they want sometimes to get a message across. Greg up next comic you will need tour did. He cant stop tweeting and we cant stop talking about the tweeting. So good. [applause] a heart attack doesnt care what you eat or how healthy you look. No matter who you are, a heart attack can happen without warning. A Bayer Aspirin regimen can help prevent another heart attack. Be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. Bayer aspirin. Like finding new ways to be taken care of. Home, car, Life Insurance obviously, ohhh. But with added touches you cant get everywhere else, like claim free rewards. Or safe driving bonus checks. Oh yes. Even a claim satisfaction guaranteeeeeeeeeee in means Protection Plus unique extras only from an expert allstate agent. Its good to be in, good hands. I need to promote my new busi can make that happen. Et. Business cards . Business cards, brochures, banners. Pens . Pens, magnets, luggage tags, bumper stickers. How about foam fingers . Like these . Now, get 15 off making your company stand out. Staples. Make more happen. Bounty is more absorbent,mom per roll so the roll can last 50 longer than the leading ordinary brand. So you get more life per roll. Bounty, the quicker picker upper
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accounts. Greg katy perry has more. Today sean spicer is the new white house soontobe press secretary confirmed to the wall street journal. Didnt get to see those tweets before he sends them and he doesnt think thats going to change when he is president. Thats interesting. Greg thats good. The thing is china said to him we dont like your tweeting. Thats going to make them tweet more. I think its reverse psychology. Its a brave new world. Fdr had the fireside chats. Hes a 7yearold man. Greg thats the weirdest thing. They can hack into and get back to the original story. Nfl, goodell hacked to the twitter account and said he was dead. We knew he wasnt dead because they would have a threegame suspension for whoever killed him. It is a new world and 2020, who knows it may be kanye versus carrot top perhaps. Greg carrot top has some good ideas. You should get snapchat and then he does now to keep it to 140 characters. Greg im thinking about carrot top. Trump is the first Orange Haired president. Top like he has opened the door for carrot top. This is all very greg you dont even enter statements anymore. This is going to be very tough for trump, all this backlash because i know he loves tweeting but he also values the pinions of china and amy schumers uncle when deciding how to run his administration. It doesnt matter. Think trump should come down on the tweeting but i should come
down the tweeting. I love to be able to tweet china and get them all mad. That gives me a little was just a think about it. I dont know who that is but i most certainly understand why. She is like 25 pitch he can help it. I would rather have my youth. Greg have you seen the movie with Captain Phillips . Its his daughter. Its true. Greg Captain Phillips was the guy he landed the plane on the water. No, thats silly. Greg no its not. This is not the news. We should all cut back on tweeting. You know when he got caught Smoking Cigarettes and your mom and dad he never smoked again until you became an adult. He tweet your heart out, thousand weeks in a row and get it out and you would be done. You will never be done. Keep telling him not to these going to keep on going. Greg i think you are talking about yourself. I am. Thats the weirdest thing ive ever heard. There was a bugs bunny cartoon. Greg coming up the inauguration is two weeks away. Who is performing . Personally i would like to see mel torme but he died in 1999 and we cant have everything, can we . [applause] ive been on my feel all day. Im bushed yea me too. Excuse me. Coming through ride the gel wave of comfort with dr. Scholls massaging gel insoles. Theyre proven to give you comfort. Which helps you feel more energized. All day long. I want what he has. My swthis scarf all thatsara. Left to remem. What she washed this like a month ago the long lasting scent of gain flings the Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and clogged the Gutter System creating a leak in the roof. Luckily the spider recently had geico help him with homeowners insurance. Water completely destroyed his swedish foam mattress. He got full replacement and now owns the sleep number bed. His Sleep Number Setting is 25. Call geico and see how much you could save on homeowners insurance. You may know what its like to deal with high. And low blood sugar. Januvia sitagliptin is a oncedaily pill that, along with diet and exercise, helps lower blood sugar. Januvia works when your blood sugar is high and works less when your blood sugar is low, because it works by enhancing your bodys own ability to lower blood sugar. Plus januvia, by itself, is not likely to cause weight gain or low blood sugar hypoglycemia . Januvia should not be used in patients with Type 1 Diabetes or diabetic ketoacidosis. Tell your doctor if you have a history of pancreatitis. Serious side effects can happen, including pancreatitis which may be severe and lead to death. Stop taking januvia and call your doctor right away if you have severe pain in your stomach area which may be pancreatitis. Tell your doctor right away and stop taking januvia if you have an allergic reaction that causes swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat, or affects your breathing or causes rash or hives. Kidney problems sometimes requiring dialysis have been reported. Some people may develop severe joint pain. Call your doctor if this happens. Using januvia with a sulfonylurea or insulin may cause low blood sugar. To reduce the risk, your doctor may prescribe a lower dose of the sulfonylurea or insulin. Your doctor may do blood tests before and during treatment to check your kidneys. If you have Kidney Problems a lower dose may be prescribed. Side effects may include upper respiratory tract infection, stuffy or runny nose, sore throat, and headache. For help lowering your blood sugar talk to your doctor about januvia. The big question remains who will be performing . Not me, spring the ankle and also so far it seems the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be there. They are my favorite tabernacle choir. [laughter] also jackie o. Banco a 16yearold singer and former contestant on americas got talent. Record sales have increased since the announcement which trump didnt let go and thats tweeting again sales have skyrocketed after announcing her a digression performance. Some people just dont understand the movement. I do, thats why im a addicted to exlax. Finally the rockets will be there. Many of the dancers who i know refused at first but Madison Square garden executive chairman james dolan note demonstrates performing at any president ial migration is an honor. Meanwhile president obama showed off is cool kid friends at his
white house dash cam is fine when pittman to guests at the event for beyonce, jayz, bruce springsteen, Paul Mccartney your member him from wings. Osher and eddie vedder. Here is that the better preparing for the gig. He really is an american talent. My suggestion is a long time ago we did a segment on the super bowl halftime saying they should have High School Marching bands. They should reverse this whole celebrity thing and make it anticelebrity. America must be the star, america. I couldnt agree more gray, we were young lets the 70s and 80s. He was performing at the not
ration . s. Greg i think jimmy carter had roy clark. And not that were clark just another roy clark. Didnt Janice Jackson have a super bowl paste they came off . Super bowl. Greg it right. I mentioned the super bowl. [applause] greg okay kids, lets stick stick to the topic here. All these showing up a Psychic Convulsion of the cool kids. We couldnt affect the election so now theyre going to have a big party and say we dont care that nobody listen to us. Its a thing in hollywood. So most mccarthyism. Greg James Macarthur you as a my college. Thats new years eve. All of them were going to move to canada or europe or Something Like that. They change their mind. They dont want to learn the Metric System to be honest with you. They hate trump that the Metric System is pretty difficult. Greg thats why never caught on over here. Is out of question . What am i supposed to do with that . Greg you are supposed to do what you always do, thats really interesting greg but. Thats what everyone does on fox. Say exactly greg. Exactly great, it makes me feel very. Building on top of what you just said it is anybody really cares who performs at the inauguration and is there anybody that they really cares that some of these rockettes are like im not going to do it. Then fine, dont do it, who cares. Im pretty sure people have been managing to be the person
without about a bunch of Kicking Ladies helping them along the way to get started and im sure he can do it again. He is desperate for influence. When youre a kid in the babysitter gets their and you start screaming, they are the kids that are continuing to scream when the mom is happily down the street. No one can hear you come it doesnt matter, get over it. Greg maybe the rockets wanted to be part of obamas legacy. [laughter] up next the story so unbelievable you could think americans 83 try to eat healthy. Yet up 90 fall short in getting key nutrients from food alone. Lets do more. Add one a day mens complete with key nutrients we may need. Plus hearthealth support with b vitamins. One a day mens in gummies and tablets. Start your day with the number one choice of dentists. Philips sonicare removes significantly more plaque versus oralb 7000. Experience this amazing feel of clean. Innovation and you. Philips sonicare. Save now when you buy philips sonicare. When you hit 300,000 miles. Or here, when you walked away without a scratch. Maybe it was the day your baby came home. Or maybe the day you realized your baby was not a baby anymore. Every subaru is built to earn your trust. Because we know what youre trusting us with. Subaru. Kelley blue books most trusted brand. And best overall brand. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. I mess around in the garage. I want to pay more to file my taxes. I want my tax software to charge me at the last second. Paying 60 to file my taxes was the highlight of my day. And you just saw footage of me flipping burgers. Want to charge me extra to itemize my deductions . No problem. I literally have too much money. Said no one ever. File for free with credit karma tax. Free to start, free to finish. Creditkarma. Com tax. A big tax Company Needs that 50 way more than me. Craig the University Of Wisconsin is home of the mighty spinsters is offering a program that aims to Quote Explore Masculinity and the definitions of it. We dont know what that means. Does the mens project the name of my favor bar Downtown Program apparently encouraged them to reflect on how their manliness impacts others. Explain to organize his quote that dialogue among men a sense of security and vulnerability throughout the program. In other words, there goes their sex lives. Think we have a tape of the first group of men going through the program. Greg i hope im doing that when im 70. What do you make of that complex necessary . Thats the problem, things like that. Emory had a big issue in atlanta amorese a liberal school and cost a lot of money. I dont trust the college of their football team. Greg julia if these courses continue the country will go even further in that direction of screw you, where does. I think im going to cede all my time on this question back to you, greg. You are so manly. Greg why thank you. Did you hear that . By the way carrie, a guys name. By the way first of all when i was a kid i did get called, thats a girls name and it really bothered me. I have a different take on this. The guys who were signing up for this im not so sure its a good little boy. Theyre like the men who Walk Around Brooklyn with the tshirt. Theyre not doing that for women. They are doing it to be sensitive and get women. Pat the whole idea of empowering is to get women into bed. I have examined my masculinity, so you know. Its not about anything but trying to be like im the sensitive one so go home with me. Im a good guy. The best way to tell a guys that good guy is if he says im a good guy. Thats how you know. Greg what if a guy comes up to you and says im a bad guy . Nobody says that. Greg people do that. Do you want a drink, thats a normal guy. Greg wow thats strange. I dont know where to go with that. Masculinity if they had chapters or segments where they went over the number of men who died building things like the campuses that they are at or mainly Construction Workers who are men. Some of them were injured in some of them died Building Bridges and if you look at the Brooklyn Bridge to see him and people died building that. You know your society has arrived when this is what you are worried about. We cant get any better than this. Greg and i cant get any better than this. Men are supposed to be gross. Greg thats true. Final thoughts, coming up next. For lower back pain sufferers, the search for relief often leads. Here. Here. Or here. Today, theres another option. Drugfree aleve direct therapy. A tens device with high intensity power that uses technology once only available in doctors offices. Its wireless remote lets you control the intensity,
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