0 >> i wasn't aware there was a baby hitler threat out there. >> no, but there was way before before -- like 1945. >> he was a baby hitler. gite point is the government is not able to do this clandestined activity. remember the dna tests? that guy is in jail. we threw him to the wolves. the argument on behalf of this anti-leaking is we are jeprodizing our sources. we have seen what you do to your sources. you let them rot in jail. >> not only that, look at the youtube video -- the video maker that was blamed for the benghazi attacks who is still in jail. does it matter if the government has secrets or not? it does bad things. >> the government should have secrets, don't you think? >> i am for the government having secrets. >> can we get back to the hitler baby? >> somebody is setting up a website right now. >> i am thinking muppet babies and dancing along with kermit. >> if you do get in a time machine and kill him, he was adorable and it will be very hard. >> the mustache is a dead give away though. >> you have to get out of there or you have a lot of splaining to do. >> back then you could do anything to babies you wanted to do. drop kick him out of the hospital. be done with it. >> i am glad i had the jello shots. >> they were necessary. bradley manning gets to have -- whatever time he served, three years i guess that is applied to his sentence. by the time he is done he will have a book deal and probably be pitching stories. >> even if it is eight years. eight years in jail. >> not enough. you are not going to be learning tennis at leavenworth. >> apparently he is a tortured soul. so be it. >> we are going to change subjects. from jerks to jobs are times more lean for american teens? that's the rhyme. new labor department data reveals less than a third of 16 to 19-year-olds were employed. before the recession more than 40% of teen inni were -- teenagers were working according to the "wall street journal." retailers and fast-food have increased hiring, but better qualified candidates they don't need to hire inexperienced youth. said one expert, kids are at the bottom of the labor cue, so if you don't get a strong recovery it does president reach down to kids. one of the only jobs available to teens these days is duck cleaner. >> that is actually a real job. janice, you have freddy the frog there, but have you heard of a duck cleaner? >> i have not, but it looked fun. do they have that for adults? i will sign up. >> before we started the show, it was discovered that you and gavin actually were born in the same area, grew up in the same area. >> from canada no doubt. >> when you were teenagers, janice, did you work through high school? >> it is a bigger issue, not just teenagers, but adults can't get a job. i know people who are juggling three jobs just to make ends meet. so the fact that the teenagers aren't getting work is not surprising. in general teenagers these days -- i will sound like a grandmother -- are lazy. when i was a kid growing up in ottawa my parents said you are not spending the sum -- the summer on the couch. you will mow lawns and watch kids and if you don't find work you will volunteer. i think even if you volunteer you are getting some kind of work experience that will lead up to a resume when you get out of college. >> i had a lot of jobs. not as a baby citer, but do you find it hard to find a baby-sitter? teenagers willing to baby-sit? >> extremely hard. it makes you feel weird that you are begging somebody to take care of your kids. you don't even have to pay attention to them. >> are you available to baby-sit? they said nope. you go it is $1,000 an hourment hourment -- an hour. are you serious? >> what inned could of jobs -- what kind of jobs did you have as a teen? >> in california they have this thing like a day without mexicans and they imagine what it is like without mexicans, eh? over in ottawa we had a thing called no mexicans. it was called canada. the people who did the landscaping,eh, they were teenagers. we would go down there and mow the lawns and plant the trees. we would go over there and baby-sit. >> what about dogs? >> we woo -- we would do dog walking. you just give her all day until you get like 80 bucks. then you get wasted. >> listen, i have worked so hard to get rid of the canadian accident. >> let's get looterred with the money we made. >> and listen to bob. >> or kim mitchell. ♪ patio lantern >> we are the only ones that are finding this funny. >> that was beautiful. >> ♪ might as well go for a soda ♪ >> two can play at this game. >> the man with the tv. >> rock and roll. >> more channels. >> bill, do you blame president obama for all of the teens not having any jobs? >> i do because i have a review coming up. so i am blaming them a lot tonight, fyi. i think this study focuses on the wrong problem. these parents have kids that can provide for them so they don't have to have a job. i have three i will legitimate daughters who i need for them to provide for me. hence me and obama for the rest of the night. shanayna has not had a job for months. lavitra, i can't remember the last time she was paid. and geranimo, who knows. >> it sounds like a medication. >> you are welcome. he has been at mammary land for awhile now and apparently she sogly so daddy doesn't get the extra dollars that come from her mammaries. >> dan, last question, when you are hiring people at the magazine, do you find that people that didn't have jobs at 16 -- help me. >> he has a daughter named after a pharmaceutical and can dance for loose change. >> i have a niece named lunestra. i think that is something. >> can i say something? baby boomers enfantacized their children and gave the jobs to illegals. and then they say what are you doing? get out of the basement. get out of my house. you took away the building blocks and so of course they were perpetual children. >> that was very insightful. >> thank you. >> i was waiting for the punch line. >> and then farts. >> now that's a gavin we can understand. i don't know what that other stuff was. >> my world was off its axis. from jobs to jokes. caleb clemens posted a fake threat on his blog about shooting up his school. on tuesday the 20-year-old pled guilty to making terroristic threats and was sentenced to a five-year social media ban. it sounds more like a reward. clemens was picked up by police in february after his posting on tumbler that said "i plan on shooting up gorming george southern. up georgia southern. pass this around to see if i guess arrested." cops didn't find evidence of any weapons. a judge set the bail at $20,000 which his family could not afford. the psych major said the whole thing was a, quote, experimental art project. that's what greg says about his purple jean shorts. who doesn't need social media? this cat. >> that is like bill schulz pushing paper around his desk before his review. >> his eyes were glowing like the devil. >> let me ask you, dan, do you think it would be more -- do you wish somebody would put a ban on social media for you? you didn't have to do it for 5 years? >> yes, i was just on vea location -- on vacation in bill's basement and there was terrible reception. i was on vacation and i just forgot to check twitter for a week. i was like why am i happy? why am i annoyed. i came back and followed a ton of people. >> do you think the punishment fits the no crime? >> it is showing that people are less happy when they use facebook. i understand as old people we understand that, but young people are so obsessed with the social media this is one of the cruelest things i ever heard. five years in young person social media time is like 500,000. >> it is like dog years? >> how will they enforce that? >> it is such a december connect with children too. such a disconnect with children too. the tragic story of the football player being murdered by the kids and then going line saying saying -- what they said on facebook like two down or something like that. >> this it is like they don't know the difference between reality and walk around with the phone in their hands like this and talk to people like that. >> or at dinner. >> it is like a seal of approval of some sort. the other thing that scares me is that this is becoming a reality for them. this is their friends and their peeps and they don't go and socialize with real people. the other thing is it is taking police work from off the streets and getting real bad guys and now they have to police the internet to find these -- >> they did use the internet to get the bad guys who killed the australian dude. >> this is what worries me, bill, we are the old people. we actually dabble in the social media. we only understand 1%. if kids growing up today, they are going to be in charge of all businesses and things like that. how are we supposed to adapt to that? >> we won't. that just really depressed me. we are all going to be unemployed and working for a bunch of add spoiled little brats who never worked when they were kids. this is a horrible sentence because studies have shown if you are not on social media you are not going to get a job. you are not going to learn anything for school. you are not going to do your home twork and much less have friends. he also said he will have to have regular drinking and drug tests and now he won't go on social media and he will not be able to get f-ed up. this is not part of being a team. >> and there is no job. >> there is no job. >> he shouldn't have threatened the school. >> what part was a vague threat? >> they said it was an art project. bill, are you thirsty? >> i am. >> are you poling a -- pulling a marco rubio over there. >> my leg is shaking a little bit. is bill schulz a big hearted person who likes to help others? after the break we will talk about bill schulz who is a big hearted warm fuzzy who likes helping others.