0 the migrants. they're just working widgets.ouj sous maybe they should just take them from the border and just plop them into the fields.? is that what she's saying? i unbelievable. well, i want to thank you for watching. this week we continue to pray for the safety and recovery of r all the people of florida and up and down the east coastii tonight. and remember, it is america noe and forever. gutfeld next week go right. so exciting. excit i'm soin excited. let me let me get my notes together.er oh., so many things.my happy friday, my friday, friends. but before i get to the monologue, i want to sendrrl our thoughts to those who arey currently suffering, not him. ce i'm talking about people experience experiencing the wrath of hurricane ian , not hurricane gutfeld . the what a mess i've left behind. brian williams, john . oh, man. i am taunting karma. arni. i am i am. i've been fired many times.re you got brian williams, he got don lemon. you got james corden, samantha bee, and now trevor , i'd say seth meyers is next, but h i really like her work. >> she's a keeper. now, as for all of our friendssi down south, in all seriousness, dealing with the hurricane, our hearts are with you and especially with this guy. >> there he is . you know, if that doesn't reflect the spirit of america, when times get tough, i don't know what does. we're with you, florida flag guy. wherever you ended up. all right. all right. so this week, former president trump suggested that he could lead a team to brokerun peace between ukraine and russia. yeah, someone finally mentioned peac e. he did it on his own app, truth social, where he wrote , quote,c us leadership should remain cool, calm and dry on the savatagoo calm,e of the d stream pipeline. this is a big event that should not entail a big solution. a do not make matters worse.ese sa be strategic, be smart, brilliant, it's got it inno parentheses. get a negotiated deal done. now, both sides need itand they and they want it.. the entire world is at stake. i will head up group three question marks after that. that means it' meas realns it'.h of course, being trump, he had r to remind everybody that thisape war never would have happeneds c under his watch and we'll neveho if that's true w, of course. but we do know he can't do tha worse than his bumblingonly successor, who only strikes in preteen fear in preteens with pony tails. ck in >>on speaking of let's check in on him. okay, thank congress. thank you. thank you, mr. president . not the right way to go . they did find him three hours later. d hion an interstate clutchingte a teddy bear. rump now, this wasn't the first timee trump called for a peacete and negotiated peace between russia and ukraine in april. he said they should negotiate now, not later, when everyoneyow will be dead. ilexclamation points.d. and as you know, it's hard to talk to dead people as hard as biden tries. >> representative jackie , his first jackie , they sure she was the . >> yeah, she was. that's normal. but despite having no diplomatic experience, trump understood a war's most lamentable variable duration. the longers most he goes, the w it gets in terms of loss of human life and loss of treasure. >> and so he said this.reside i really hopnte that you and president putin get together and can solve your problem. that would be a tremendousnsult achievement. >> look at >> if zilinskas face his fac hes not want to hear that. >> but that was three years ago, of course ago, no one wantd to take that seriously at the time because it's trump. so is this recent offer a crazy idea, a desperate idea or a brilliant one ? >> it could be all three , like when i shaved bill hemmer's back . i just left his initials could mean a lot of things. fact is , with trump, his pension for deal making makes him a better diplomat than most. yolomat thu table the animositis bridgrudges in deals and you ask both parties what they want to get out of this. everyone needs an off ramp, wacluding putin, or else there isn't an end, just mountains of. dead. >> there's no food or gas and or one errant missile away from america. joining world war three with a president who has cabbage for brains. >> so what do you thinkuption the biggest obstacle to world peace really is ? is it corruption? or authoritarianism? >> maybe jesse watters, perhaps. >> but you're close with that. my guess it's ego. the subject i'm an expert in a subject i'm an expert in for its ego. that keeps people in power fromp listening to those other people that they can'let stand who can. help them, maybe because they aren't diplomats or they aren't in your party or they're donald trump. >> however, trump's providedhe d the world with two huge successes, and it's the apprentice or his signature rib eye steaks, which are delicious signch are s. you still have my address, right? you can send them there. first. north korea without any diplomatic experience, trumphil obliterated the threat like they were hillary clinton's dreams. >> he was laughed at, but hes le did it. ace at >> and now what do we have in his place at the dmz? so the united states sharesz? a very important relationship, which is an alliance. but the republic of north korea and it is an alliance that. is strong and enduring. >> it is .h is there a twenty fifth amendment for the vice president ? all right. she would call it banana fufu, carrot top . then there's the abraham accords orchestrated by trump-l son in law, who again had no experience in diplomacy, although having trump as a father in law looks better than anything on anthony lincoln's resume. anthonybut i'm starting to thik diplomacy is like cohosting fox and friends. >> anybody can do it. >> idiots like tony blinken and john kerry, they just make it look hard. but the trump administration brokered a deal between sworn enemie deal s. house, if t this were a democrat white house, the staff would have nobel prizes coming out of their , which is less painful than going in. i've heard. so now you have trump offering to help. i and i'm sure'm that drew the dismissive laughter from all that useless, nothing crass, but why should they be laughing? it's not any funnier than democrats believin anyg men coud get pregnant. >> dr. kumar, caget pregn biological men become pregnant and give birth so men can have pregnancies, especially transmen? sso are you saying that a biological female who identifies as a man and therefore becomes pregnant is , quote, a man, somebodyrus a with a uterus may y have the capability of becoming pregnant, whether they're a woman or a man?e a >> that doesn't mean, okay, we're done. i have a feeling americaah, we'r is almost at the point of at lng, yeah, we're done. >> at least what trump is offering makes sense. and no wonder the dems don'tke like it. ithey never see that stuff rigo now. they have no way forward diplomatically. forwin ending a war that we are paying for . that is trump might be thebe only person to pull this one off, but perhaps with the help of another guy. yeah, that guy who also sawetwen the folly and picking sides between these two countries now coulthese ied you imagine this,s team that feels exactly like a buddy cop movie, one unorthodox wild man, another by the book bureaucrats . it's like lethal weapon. 48 hours and laverne and shirley all rolled into one . that's a brilliant idea. but in order forat i this to happen, obama and others would have to lose their ego. it's the same thing i tellhen yo jesse watters when he keeps spray painting hispainti bald s >> our leaders should ask themselves, would i be okay with real peace if trump hadrol? a role? t if you say no, then that'ss you your ego talking and you value it more than human life, whichly sadly makes you another uselesse diplomat. >> let's go togo to joyjo behar comment. friday then. yeah, i'm going to be milking that one for a while. >> l well. good night. yes, she wrote a children's book which is like jeffrey dahmer writing a cookbook. fox news anchor julie bhandari . he's written for snl and ellen and sometimes even comedy shows. tv writer and producer adamd pr yinzer. you may recognize him from trying to squeegee your windshield. oh, snow fox across america. jimmy fallon. and finally, she once told the little engine that could that it could. fox newsuldn't contributor khat . >> julie bo, by the way, speakingdo of your book, how is it doing? it's doing great. yeah, it's about. yeah. sales really plummeted after i promoted it on this show. i thought i thought i drove droe a lot of traffic to it. oh, you did? yeah. because it's actually about building forts, right? not fart's. yeah. yeah. which i had to then clarify for like weeks. yeah. like so fiona has gas. yes. thank you though. so what do you think of my my my impossible dream. imcause it is an impossible dream. these two guys joining ups join together like superfriendsin to solve this amazing problem thatt apparently our leaders don't even want to solve except with billions of dollars. >> oh my god. wand. i know . whil first of all, i think the idea of trump going back intoe the white house while bidenbi is thereden would be classic. yes. so imagine the news conferences because he would holfreight nfem daily with updates. yes. and then and then bide , i don woul kd i mean, i don't know what he would do, but i just think it's interesting how the whole world criticizede world the presidenn he actually met with pyongyang and the two of them united . and then you choose kamala harris to be the one who is supposed to be diplomatic and going over therete and telling us about our alliancelling ur with north. >> i mean, this administrations has screwed that up. yeah, she you know, i if i did that or if i saw myself doing that ago, xanax took too muchelg is just like there's n yo way i'm telling you i can a read that, you know, just as a as a medical expert, one of the medical experts here att fox, i will diagnose anything you want in my van jimmy shelter. you know what i noticed about buddy cop movies? n't like >> even if they don't like each. other, they always win. they do because they're the yin and yang or yen, sir. and together they they can work together because republicans and democrats can't work together. >> but maybe to just one each t together. >> i really dor. think trump could drive the bus on this mission for he has to motivating forces here. ve one is if he gets sent overbi there, he can get the fbi to to give him his passports back , which is nice. the other is he doesn't want everybody to die because then the wind up voting democrat in the next election, which is a big problem righnext eleoblem.t but read me, jimmy , you stop'tj it. it's our mj on the atkins diet. yot but i really think the best point you made earlier is the fact to a lot of these people. world peace isn't as importantao as stopping the wrong guy from delivering it, remember? okay , one of the oldest jokes is about making peace inthe midd the middle east. the abraham accords did that.han and we're all just pretendingd it never happened because they can't make peace with the'm fact that he was the guy to deliver it, you know? bu , how can you not look this administration and think we need help? you know what i'm saying? ane who voted forli kamala owes sarah palin an apology for calling her dumb. cn we just acknowledge that, okay,s because when you show up to the demilitarized zone, you'res there to express support for who ? south korea. imagine walking into yankee stadium, grabbing the mic and leading a let's go red sox chant. >> adam, don't you believe, me t me, that trump is our only hope in solving theseue issues? yes, he's an outsize thinker. he's absurd. he's , you know, another movie trope. it's the plan is so crazy. it just might work just like in stripes with a winnebago exactly like that. i like if they go over there in a winnebago, but it's a road trip. i think biden should accept trump's help on this. he should accept ity, on the economy. he's just going to set i on tatc on taking of crime.ld we can do like the sort of british model where joe biden is our old figurehead who livesd in a castle and we never talk to and trump is there making the policies. that's a great idea. that would be that would be a t' functional solution. and by the ways , that's the only thing that biden claims he could do, is pat people on the back and he can't tweet. he can barely move. and then you have trump doing all the other trump just of all things, creating policy. yeah. which is what he's good at. amazingly, and i love your idea of him and obama teaming up together. but since trump offered to make the team, i think they should go along with it and just let him pick the rest of the team because i'm always just excited to see who trump will pick for these things. yeah, it's never politiciae thin b list. celebrity is an old reality tv. star like, oh, well, i'm going to go over to moscow with obama, the chamomile guy and flavor. flavor. yeah, fix this. it'll work. and it's like. yeah, and somehow it always worked when it was tragic because he had coolio on the list. yes. i know julio right on time. >> yeah. we'll still hear about coolioboc at pardon. press conference. yes, yes.ooo the bid yeah. biden will be calling out cool. yo yo. yes. where's julio. so kat, it is kind of incredible that this is the ukraine is an issue whererepubl the republicans and the democrats are on the same pageic ,which is billions and billions and billions of dollars. there's no billions there's almost noexcepo dissent, maybe with the exception of a few people. right. right. well, they've done a really good job of if you dissent, you e people to die rather than you like wooten . we know you love putin rather ta than like, okay, we're sending all this money. this is still going on .right yo you have to have the costysis f benefiort analysis with everything, no matter what it is when it comes to this. i think trump should have taken it even further and been like, i could solve it in five minutes or something like because it's not like biden's going to let him do it. so he doesn't actually have to have a plan because they would never let any help from him, no matter what, because that's more important. s all theythat's all that they hao be like, oh, trump is a huge threat. that's all that they have, because everything else is not going so well. soat conside's allr like consids how it goes, because i know trump watches, trump calls obama. obama can not dodge that call.dn and then let's say trump calls him and goes, look, i have this plan. to you and i do thiges together.thr if i obama says no, then trump could say, i called obama. yeah, i know. yeah, that would totally. hav yeah.dea and plus joe would have no idea. it never happened. eve yeah, exactly. i think i think we just solvedi ukraine because all trump hasto to do is call obama's. and if the obama say no, they look terrible. say so they're going to say yes and then they just tell biden to go , go back to delaware, sleep for a few days, hang out with hunter. >> i think the obamas wouldthe receive trump the same way they received venezuelan's in martha's vineyard. >> it's true. i think it's true.it's a i guess it's your call. >> your call? well, you know, i'm a dreamer. we must dream into the next segment. will biden curb committed carbon emissions by handing out cushy new positions by three hundred empire to three hundred and five 898 three hundred. and five 898 three hundred. >> and today, my name is ashley cortez and i'm the founder of the stay beautiful foundation. when i started in 2016, i would go to the post office and literally fill out each person's name on a label. person's name on a label. and now what ship station we are shipping five hundred beauty boxes a month. a month. it takes less than for me to get all of my labels and get beauty in the hands ofgo women who are battling cancer so much quicker. >> ship station. the number one choice of online sellers. go to ship station .com slash tv and get two months free. >> if you spent time on base at camp lejeune prior to nineteen eighty eight and developed any of these cancers or suffered any of these injuries, you may be eligible for significant financial compensation. leaking underground tanks contaminated the drinking water with benzene and other highly carcinogenic chemicals. there have been numerous reported cases of exposed personnel developing cancer and other serious health conditions. call camp lejeune victims to discuss your case now, 800 three seven one three seven four. >> hi, i'm mike huckabee, former governor of arkansas, and i'm here today to tell you about a hidden health crisis currently affecting nearly every american sleep deprivation. and that's why you need to know about relaxium sleep. you see getting a good night's sleep helps support a healthy immune system, helps maintain healthy blood pressure, healthy cardiovascular system. thankfully, relaxium sleeps formula is clinically proven to help you fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer and wake up feeling refreshed. >> when i take relaxium sleep, i sleep better than i have in years. i wake up feeling alert like i've had the best night's sleep call today and get your very own risk free bottle of relaxium sleep. >> take control of your health, stop struggling with restless nights, sleep like you were meant to with relaxium call eight under three two two zero four zero four eight under three two two zero four zero four call eight under three two two zero four zero four eight under three two two zero four zero four. >> are you taking a statin drug to reduce cholesterol? it can also deplete your co q10 levels. i recommend considering qnol koki tianlong with your stat medication. the brand i trust is qnol jim jordan on living in the bin. >> he breaks down go