greg. >> good one, andy. i get it. >> what are you talking about? >> it is getting old. >> i don't know what you mean. >> why are you being a jerk? >> have i no idea what you are talking about. >> this will end with you saying, i guess every time you golf it is miniature golf, greg, right? >> wow. i have to say i never even thought of that, greg. i just wanted to let people know it is miniature golf day because it is fun for kids 8 to 80. i am a little hurt you thought i would use it to make a joke about your height. >> well i apologize, andy. it has been a long day. >> that's okay. just thought maybe you knew me well enough to know i am not going to take a cheap shot like that. >> seriously, i'm sorry. >> don't worry about. it greg? >> yes. >> is it true for awhile you lived in a miniature golf course window? >> let's welcome our guests. she is so sharp she sleeps on a pin cushion amount of first time guest tonight. she is journalist and middle east come meanter lisa last -- lisa daft tar re. we have comedian joe devito. losing weight, joe. and he is back and smellier than ever, bill schulz. and he puts the adore in ambassador. sitting next to me, john bolton, the ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. and he is a pompous sap who spouts pointless crap. good to see you, pinch. >> today in science, there is a report on scientists studying an artist with amnesia for clues to creativity and identity. today in science, they report on studying amnesia for clues to creativity and identity. am i repeating myself? i'm sorry, but he threw my head against the bathroom door. i have to get rid of that section. >> how do you think bill schulz did tonight on "hannity"? >> today in science, a report on scientists sud yig artists with -- oh boy. should i go to hospital. so are they drunk on allah, or red bull and vodka? are they there to get bombed or ig ignite one? new york police are offering tips on how to spot people at nightclubs who may be terrorists. the new york pd -- the nypd's 27-page booklet who warns people to be cautious about people who are sweating profusely and have bulging veins in the neck. the police commissioner ray kelly says it is not meant to alarm, but to help owners craft effective strategies for terrorism prevention and preparedness. it remz being alert to people with, quote, visible wires and tape protruding from their clothing and individuals who are obviously disguised, which is why i only go to clubs like this where they are not hiding bombs. i have no memory of that weekend. >> they are hiding missiles. >> bill, really? joe, sweaty, bulging veins. report they describing every dude at a club? >> pretty much. i think people need to be aware that it doesn't mean they are from al-qaeda. they are from staten island. >> they are checking for excess sit ax body spray and overheard discussions of how much you bench. some of the things i talked about, the science of drunkenness, it seems so obvious. you are a bartender. have they been ordering a lot of alcoholic beverages? maybe it is a drunk who will cause trouble late oamplt. >> this is a pretty serious issue. and we made it harder to go after the big tar -- targets. is this the natural progression, you think? >> i think to give them their due, this is probably an effort to do what we call profiling except we are not allowed to call it profiling. i took this from the israeli airport security. i think that's what we have to look at. the terrorists have to adopt and they have adopted and they are not going to come wearing burkas. they are going to be drinking and that sort of thing. anything that we can do to spread people's awareness has to be a good thing. >> that gives me an idea just to drink at burka bars. they won't be there in the burkas. they will be dressed as us. you are an expert in this as well. do you see this trend -- actually it is not a trend because it has been awhile. >> yes, right now we have to basically take away any type of stair stereo type. a terrorist could be blonde hair, through eyes. we shouldn't get frustrated if there is a line at the airport. this handbook, i don't know, if you see somebody sweaty, i stay away from them. they tell people in the nightclub industry how to spot someone who is drunk. it is pretty funny. or if someone is in disguise. if it is not halloween and someone comes to the club wearing a costumes, you should alert somebody at that point. >> that's true. bill, by these descriptions, you are always going to be a suspect. sweaty, weird, wires hanging out. >> i can't believe you are profiling me with me sitting next to you. >> a first time guest no less, greg. >> isn't everyone there a terrorist? it terrorizes our eyes and chest hair and medallions. the bartenders terrorize our wallet with the mixed drinks. they are not very mixed. and the bouncers terrorize me by not letting me in that wonderful, wonderful paradise. i want to club, greg. i am behind the velvet rope every time. that's profiling. that's dorky profiling. >> i have to tell you, this is why we don't go out. i am terrified. "project runway" is back on and i am excited. these days you have to risk being foolish. if you see something, and it makes you nervous, you have to risk looking stupid and saying something. i think that's what you have to do. >> what if you are saying something and it is really slur re. >> would they even understand you? >> sometimes it is not politically correct. >> you don't have to commit a hate crime. >> but it is interesting. nothing in the brochure ever approached that. it was always just the things. >> and clubs is usually love crimes. >> from blowing it up to packing it in. wit the political obit say he quit? according to ed morissey, instead of speculating whether president obama won't run for a second term as some pundits are, the real question is whether he has already thrown in the towel. sigh. morissey points to the two most recent major proposals put forth by the president. the jobs bill and the deficit reduction plan and says it is clear, but didn't put much effort into either one. it is a rehash of the 2009 stimulus bill. he calls the deficit reduction plan a par saw ton attack. -- partisan attack. it shows he has shifted to campaign mode. and this is what it looks like when the president quits. you know who is not backing down? >> i didn't find that funny. >> scary. >> people say we should take better care of the environment. did you see what happened there? >> he is mad by how warm it is. >> it is caused by global warming. >> do you buy this theory that obama has quit governing 1234*. >> what is wrong with the analysis is when he says it moved away from the campaign mode, he never went to the governing mode. he was not qualify to be president when he was sworn in. he was not qualified to be a senator. nothing has changed. this is a view of government that says if i give enough speeches everything will be fine. that's what he has been doing for two and a half years. he has reved it up to a higher level, but it is same old, same old. >> i think it is a very good -- i mean on his part it a great strategy to go on full force with the campaign mode because there are just so many people in his constituency who just vote along party lines. go gather them, get the constituents and get the new 18-year-old voters and the people who might be on the fence and maybe didn't like your healthcare bill and might not have liked the way you did not handle the economy. go get them again and it could be a great strategy on his part. >> i like hearing the fact that somebody is not governing. shouldn't i be happy that the president should stop governing? should i vote for him because he is not going to govern? >> i think he is still governing. when ever they talk about congress, what would we do about them? it is hilarious that anybody thinks he would not run again. he wrote two auto-biographies before 50. >> he claims to have written them. wink. >> i heard, actually he got to the senate and looked around and looked at the colleagues and said, this is the united states senate? he got board and that's when he wrote his second auto-biography. he didn't have anything else to do. >> that's an interesting point. is he board? >> the romance is even over for hip. it wasn't as cool a job as he thought. >> i disagree. he has aged so much since taking office. i think he loses sleep at night. i just think that he was a green politician and didn't realize what it would entail. and he is like, oh god, i think i am president. >> bush aged tremendously. >> i have back up on that. >> is that true? >> it is basically right. >> red eye exclusive jie. you gave up on life years ago. you must sympathize. >> he looks as glum as i do. he doesn't even try to fake it with the goofy smile. this article was poppycock. em pho see on poppy and -- emphasis on poppy and cock. a lot of things he was talking about was the national mood and the polls. everyone knows the people that participate in polls are fickle. fickle being a polite word for stupid and changing their mind. w45* is the one thing -- what is the one thing that is different come voting time. and has anyone with the fame morissey written anything remotely positive? that is depressing. >> i still say there is a sense of am business lens. -- am biff -- ambivolence. >> you can. we have exposed you already. >> now i got it. >> see, it is contagious. >> it feels like a kid who maybe started taking karate classes or got a new guitar. maybe like bart simpson he said we will put it aside, and in a way we don't blame him. everybody lead him to believe that. he ran on hope and change. they are slogans and not policies. when you have to do the work, it is a bumer. >> what a great analogy. you just described my entire childhood. i think my closet was filled with chemistry and arch resets. >> i but the cheapest -- it is not even the automobile models, but the planet of the apes models. >> you must have been the coolest kid in class. >> i would give up in the middle of that. >> i like the idea of transformers. couldn't transform one of them. they were halfway into being a car or robot and then you toss them in the trash. >> you could have been presidents. >> amazing. from calling it quits to government drifts. will buying in bulk cut our budgets hulk? the departments will start pooling their purchase of office supplies like printers and copiers and printers with the aim of saving $600 million in the next four years. it is forcing others to take serious action. since the obama administration's top federal contracting official, quote, one of the things we discover said we don't have a clue what we are doing. he declined and said he had almost one printer for every employee. one printer. that's heaven in my world. >> i guess that would be the world's shortest escalator in japan. we are definitely running out of good tape. >> or the japan strainers are not doing a good job. >> i told you we should have let them go earlier. >> he started developing hobbies and it has never been the same. >> ambassador, okay, why are they just doing this now? >> is it that the free ride is over? >> somebody needs to introduce president obama to an agency and his government called the general services agency that does buy in bulk. the whole -- maybe they over looked it at the white house, number one. number two, it is not as bad as people think. in britain they had to do serious economies. you know how bad it is. the foreign office has had to start selling the wine in its wine seller -- wine celler. those diplomats rundz -- are under strain. can you imagine if we force the state department to start selling. >> do they have a lot of wine? >> i have a suggestion. get rid of the wigs. i don't see the wigs doing a lot. >> they are going to eliminate a whole political party? >> i thought that was america. >> nicely done. >> it is true, they spent a lot of money on pure vanity. that's disgusting. and to think they were once one of our colonies. lisa, this gives me the idea that we could save social security if we were clipping coupons. does that make sense? >> i don't know about introducing them to a government agency. somebody should introduce them to costco. it is a bad economy. you cut could you ton upons -- cut coupons and you get a family share plan on the cell phone. they thought our budget was bottomless and money grows on trees as you tell the little kids. nobody told these government employees. >> this is an interesting point -- well not interesting point. it is a cliche. the government never has to run like a business, and therefore there is no such thing as a bottom line until you enforce one. >> that's why it is so shocking. normal people get on a friends and family plan. i am a single guy. i am buying a $60 gallon drum of pickles because i want to save a few bucks. >> you like to soak in it, weird owe. >> if the u.s. government is not buying in bulk, who is? do they buy one pencil at a time? they need to get with the program. when people hear about these things, you get mad to think that not only are their agencies so wasteful, but let's get rid of some of the agencies. it is not so much like they have multiple staples, but -- >> everyone knows working for the government is the ideal job. they pay for your hotel 1k3* they pay for your plane and pay for your meals. it is time to cut the cord. >> you were supposed to in the old days. it was an exchange for low pay and you got security for the rest of your life. but now you have both. that's where it went wrong, bill, and i blame you for that. >> i blame me too. it is important to remember that all of this stuff was doubling during the bush administration. and you know why? when they wanted thoim sign off -- when they wanted thoim sign off on something, he was too busy. i i want to emphasize that point. >> how do you really feel? >> i was amazed you said that three times on hannity. >> have i to change my talking point. coming up, stories so amazing you will sit back and say, wow, that was amazing. like this one. >> will europe throw a fit-mo if we don't close gitmo? and now another edition of -- where are they now? gitmo. >> another edition. that's the first time. today's episode as you can tell it is gitmo. is guantanamo bay here to stay 1234* eric holder said no way. the attorney general proclaimed that despite having yet to fulfill obama's campaign promise of closing the joint, he will get to it eventually. quote, we will be pressing for the colors sure of the facility between now and then, and after that election, we will try to close it as well. some people have made this a political issue without looking at, i think, the real benefits that would flow from the closure of the facility. and now a response from a random tweeting citizen upon reading holder remarks. ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha. ha, ha -- oh, okay. that seems to be the general sentiment among the world. and while gitmo no longer employs the techniques the same can't be said for cat terrorists in kitmo. >> see, everybody has a printer. or maybe that is a fax. ambassador, what was holder trying to say in that vaughn vow lewded statement. >> i don't understand it. i think she trying to apease the europeans who thought obama would close gitmo. he is trying to rally the base. there is one significant point that didn't come through. he referred to the 2012 election. he said we will close it by that. if ed niese refered to a federal election as part of his job at the justice department, the next thing you would have seen in the darkness is a mob with torches and pitch forks heading toward his house. that is as paw lit sized a statement by the attorney general as i can imagine. >> it didn't even occur to me. i was thinking of other things, and that's actually the worst thing out of this whole story. i have to ask you, before you become president, or before obama became president, gitmo was a pinata. it is your best friend. without gitmo you would have been screwed. >> that's right. on the second day, he vows to close gitmo. now it is re-election time and he thinks, hope? no, i didn't do that. change 1234* nobody. okay, close gitmo. th is something that he could easily take off his list. but he has to look at what the pros and cons are and obviously there are many, many more cons. >> the cons are in gitmo, right, joe? >> he doesn't want to close. it holder does, obama doesn't. >> i don't know if i would say that. it reminds me of the electronic stores you see in new york city saying "going out of business" and it has been saying that. it keeps waiting and they say it is not in their interest to go out of business. it is almost like the elections are coming up and they need to say, the democrats will say, we will close guantanamo bay. the republicans will say, we won't increase taxes. after the elections it is like turns out we needed to do those things to further our original plans. the fact they are even talking about things as the ambassador said, it is gross. i think that's another problem. we need this place. >> bill, you actually have an application to move into one of the studio rentals at gitmo. did they turn you down again? >> yes because it is a window view. i will never have natural lighting and i deserve it. i think this is like a tactile error. he shouldn't have done it to begin with. what he should have done is say what he did and that's get rid of torture. that's what was going on there, and obama stopped tcht if he would have just played that card and said, look, i played it. things would have been so much better. it was a lack of foresight. >> what he said during the campaign was that guantanamo bay was a recruiting tool for al-qaeda. so they recently asked counter terrorism officials and congressional testimony, since the president said he closed guantanamo bay, has it had an affect on terrorist recruitment and the answer is no. the whole argument was salacious. we thought it was a terribly good idea, and it was the least bad alternative. >> we are going to have to bleep salacious. >> bill, that's not the word you thought he said. >> i want solutions and i think they should make gitmo an observer state at the u.n. what do you think? >> listen the general assembly could make disneyland an observer state, and they would be able to do that. >> i will see your observer state and raise you one better. why not make that the u.n? i want my neighborhood back, greg. >> yes, you do. we have to move on. do you have a comment on the show. e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave an e-mail, 212-462-5050. i am already going to break that promise. >> yes, you will. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy, he's a jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the small two-wheeled passenger vehicles pulled by one or two menused in parts of asia. welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. >> how are you? >> i'm good. i'm surprisingly good. >> nypd tells the nightclub worker hows to stop the potential terrorists. you only go to the clubs like the one in this video. john, can reroll that? -- can we roll that? yes, that's why you go there. >> i believe in safety first, andy. >> comradery is second. ambassador you said what it sounds like they are trying to do is profiling without calling it profiling. the actual handbook has a sentence in it that says, quote, islamic extremists view nightlife establishments as deprivaty. kudos to the nypd for saying islamic extremists. that's more than homeland security would do. >> the terrorists have to do basic socio logic research to understand their targets. that's why they are there. >> the description of the nightclub made it more interesting than it is. >> by the way, if you saw islamic extremists in your establishment it would mean something bad would happen somewhere else the next day. >> isn't that how it usually works? >> if you see them in a strip club and you think you definitely have to call the cop. >> because something is going down tomorrow. >> it is easy to poke fun by .ing to the sweat scpght bulging -- the sweating and the bulging veins. i read the whole thing. they said there were many factors that would create suspicion of a suicide bomber including the hands and individuals with the obvious sign of extreme stress and nervousness such as bulging veins in the neck and sweating profusely. that seems like basic law enforcement stuff they are strained to look for basically shame on you, joe, shame on you, lisa. shame on you, greg. shame on you ambassador bolten, and thank you to the nypd for helping to keep us safe. >> andy, by the way, we were all aware of the value of this pamphlet, but if we didn't find the funny stuff, we wouldn't have had an opening segment. so we focus oatd bulging -- we focused on the bulging neck stuff. also commending our men in blue for their hard work. >> and men in few shaw who go to the clubs. >> yes. call me, phil. >> i just wanted to make fun of people from staten island. >> it was all worth it because of that. bill asked, what if you say something slury 1234*. >> right. the handbook tells the nightlife establishment workers to look for, quote, individuals whose speech include stuttering, mumbling or chanting or are hesitant or unresponsive. you might want to stay home. >> chanting. is this a club or a harvest ritual? >> or a sports bar. >> yeah, actually. >> has obama quit governing? president obama never went to governing mode. he was always in campaign mode. is that fair? he got a huge health insurance reform bill through congress. he got rid of don't ask don't tell. he has accomplish -- accomplishments. maybe not everything you like, but he was getting stuff done. >> this is nancy pelosi's healthcare bill. we don't know what obama's healthcare plan is more than the budget. >> do we have to stop calling it obamacare. >> well, i would call it pelosi care. it doesn't bother me. >> i would prefer nancy square. that's my name is high school. >> we did get bin laden. >> absolutely. >> how soon we forget. >> greg, joe, stop calling yourselves libertarians now that it is fashionable. i was a libertarian when you were in your diapers. >> that was basically right before the show. >> i would like to refer to my history of drug use as a qualification. >> are you making that a political thing? >> now that i am out of money. >> that makes me more libertarian than ron paul. >> i used my past experience of not caring about anything. >> lisa, i agree with you. the president is stressed out and didn't realize what the job would entail. he was shocked to discover it is not like the west wing. >> i thought you would agree with me. >> greg, those planet of the ape models, weren't they snap together? >> they were. my dad did it for me. >> that's really sad. >> i know. >> you said somebody introduced you to costco. buying in bulk is great and saves money, but don't you run the risk of being wasteful because you bought too much like joe with his 60 gallon pickle jar? >> there has to be some sort of accountability. if there is one printer per person how much more can you get? >> even if it is one printer per person they would get a better rate. >> i would immediately get a back up printer for the printer. >> and one for the cat. >> we don't want the printer lonely. >> how far into that jar of pickles are you? >> i ate two and threw the rest away. >> but it was probably still cheaper than buying two. >> it was. and we will keep changing the jar. >> what did you do with the b ry ne? >> -- the brine? >> that ain't none of your business. >> although it is gone. if we want to save money maybe we should get rid of some of these. i think we bought them in bulk. >> it would have started a department of bulk if we decided to do this. it will be a department of bulk to decide what to buy in bulk. >> we actually do have an agency that is supposed to do that. >> and apparently nobody pays any attention to it. they once did a study of titles. they found one that was the administrative assistant to the assistant administrator for administration. >> wow. >> that's kind of hot. >> ambassador, gitmo is not going anywhere, right? >> it is going to be in cuba for a longtime. >> didn't congress pass legislation that prevents the detainees from being transferred to the u.s., or am i remembering that wrong? >> they said it was never going to do signing statements on bills like the bush administration did. they said it was unconstitutional. you don't have to pay attention to it. >> people say it is a political thing. what is the advantage of closing gitmo? i don't think it makes anybody happy. i think this was him succeeding up to europe. >> that is obama's basic constituency. it was important to get them turned on begin. >> last time i checked i don't think they can vote next year. >> you would be surprised. >> maybe in chicago. >> i am done. >> that you are. go away. >> coming up, jennifer aniston is dead -- set against talking to brad pitt ever again. why should she? he is a cad. and what is qaddafi up to? i don't know. i will ask him when i get home. now for a segment we haven't done in awhile. where are they now, libya. >> i like it better the second time. >> so on tuesday, the world heard from muammar qaddafi for the first time in weeks. it was a new audio message on syrian tv. said the former dictator slash muppet, what is happening in libya is a charade that can only take place thanks to the air raid that will not last forever. the political system is based on power of the people, and it is impossible that this system be removed. he said this from inside his scoop -- scoop be doo -- scobby-doo sleeping back. it came as the rebels seized one of the generals and captured them south of tripoli. it is a lesson in what the international community can achieve when we stand together as one. mr. president, what say you? >> libya is a lesson in what the international community can achieve when we stand together as one. >> clearly he agrees with me. >> i just have one question. what the heck is going on? are we still in libya? where is qaddafi? what happene what is going on? >> this is a good example of lack of follow through in foreign policy. i think qaddafi is out of power, but this could go on for some time? -- some time. he could escape to another country and continue guerrilla warfare and you could end up with libya in a state of chaos. obama just doesn't pay attention with the follow through on his policies. >> we are all guilty of that in a way, right? the fact is qaddafi before this was a punch line, and people forget that he is an awful person, so they don't care as much as right? >> here is the thing, are you going for libya, or you don't. now that you have, here is a situation and i will tell you what is going. qaddafi is a jealous person right now. today the national transitional government, the rebels basically, are being rec cog easy intoed by the u.n, and they came to new york to be part of the u.n conference. qaddafi can't be here like he was giving a hundred-minute speech and wearing a beautiful costume. >> that has to kill him. >> did anyone ever tell you you look like a young qaddafi? >> i was just going to say. bill? you now have your apartment to yourself. the mess he made in your living room. >> the greece stains on the carpet. it was like worse than coming to erk in. >> the female guards are probably out of work. >> did you hear that female guards. i am like a young qaddafi. >> without the power or the money. so you are just ugly. >> but i could get the power and the money at some point. >> joe, you during the break said you admire qaddafi. >> i said no such thing. another thing is an audio release. for a guy who loved the camera, you know he is in trouble if he is not sticking his face out there. we have to give him some credit. they talk about how hard it was to find him. here is a guy dressed around like a former member of earth, wind and fire. >> at the least that outfit will get stuck in a door and slow down his escape. >> i said this before we move on. obama should kill him and then have two scalps, bin laden and caw qaddafi. >> that was never the plan. >> the plans are made to be changed. >> that's your answer are to everything. remember the morissey meeting. >> we would need boots on the ground to kill him. >> from criminals to crooners, i now turn to tony bennett who demonstrated whatnot to say while promoting a new album. he said america was to blame for 9/11 and not al-qaeda. listen to this and throw up. >> are we the terrorists or are they the terrorists? two wrongs don't make a right. >> why? >> we were bombing them. they told us to stop. >> they told us to stop, so yeah. i don't understand anything he said. ambassador, i see you nod your head in agreement. >> i thought you were going to play the mike tyson interview that got everybody in trouble the other night. it is a very strange conversation to say the least. >> here is the thing, if this was a young person like ashton kutcher, it would be all over the place. but everybody goes, oh it is tony bennett, he is old. on the other hand i am upset because he is a proud world war ii veteran. we are not fighting with guns. it is an ideology and it is a shame he bo say such a thing. he is a war veteran. >> he talk i had about -- talked about his war experience as a reason for being anti-war. you can be anti-war and understand the difference between white and wrong. >> understand? he didn't understand where he was. he thought he was talking to share. -- cher. i am surprised he was able to form a sen sense. -- sentence. >> doesn't this show the objective and the value that somebody who seems sensible when they lose the ideas of right and wrong everything is relative. they are terrorists, but aren't we terrorists? >> you never arrive at any conclusions. >> everybody has done something. >> it is weird because they said president bush was back stage with some eye vent and confessed to him that the iraq war was the biggest mistake because there is something you only can tell tony bennett. >> have to take a break. we have more fun stuff, a tribute, if you will. we could like to take a moment to honor a fallen legend. tom wilson, senior, the creator of ziggy has died. he remember the man through his adorable, lovable loser. >> you said it all what we were thinking and trying to say. before we go to break, we have time for "red eye" investigates. the topic, do cats like office printers? more printers. >> well, i think we have had enough cats and printers to last us. >> speak for yourself. can we watch it again? >> we will close things out with the post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. i will see you back here tomorrow at 5 p.m. on "the five." >> and there is no show on thursday because we are bumped for the presidential debate in orlando. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> he hasn't called me back. what is the deal here? >> that's weird. >> i'm sure he will come through. >> does he call you j bolt? >> he does president call me at all. that's the problem. >> joe, are you going to be at a ridiculously named club this weekend? >> no, sorry to disappoint. i will be at a club near rochester called the comedy club. the comedy club . u.s. >> they spent a longtime on that title. >> i like the fact they decided to go basic. >> that was like, when you get assigned the paperwork right now. just call it the comedy club. >> you know what you are getting. i like it. >> where can people see you next? >> well, i will be on fox all week covering on all things middle east having to do with the u.n meetings. >> will you be meeting with ahmadinejad this week? >> i hope he calls me back. he is a big fan. >> bill, how is kansas city? >> kansas city is great. i stayed at the sad boy hotel which is one of the most haunted in america. i didn't see anything, but one of the pictures i posed in, not the normal color. it is sepia. crazy.