walking out of t.j.maxx with duffel bags full of merchandise, i'm like, why am i buying these jackets? the only crime i'm guilty of is stealing women's hearts when i zipped this baby up, you know? [applause] and it holds in my fat. tyrus, i had similar trouble on the basketball court. >> you don't say? >> the other team wouldn't guard me. speak i'm just going to spit ball. i'm assuming you're vertical wasn't that great? >> no, i could get massive air, dog. do not leave me open from three-point range. >> you know what, i believe you. >> greg: this is so strange. >> his jacket as zipped up. it can't get normal.