Seat. First off big i love you too, by. I have to say big props to king james and the cavaliers, you guys. They did it. Wow, what a game last night. I was stuck on a plane and i missed it and what an epic, historic comeback. Now, i have to admit, i was rooting for the splash brothers. You know i had no choice the light skin brothers. So in honor of their valiant run, i gotta pour one out for curry and thompson. Here you go. [laughter] a little splash for the splash brothers. Not regular chocolate milk, but light skinded. A delightful creamy colored drink. You may be thinking at home, how come he doesnt have a milk mustache . Oh i do, its just a perfect match. Light skinded the milk that matches. Okay lets go from light skinded to orangeskinded and see whats happening with the unblackening. This weekend, trump did what trump does best he spewed nonsense out of his gaping facechasm. In the wake of last weeks mass shooting in orlando, trump went on face the nation to talk about profiling this nations faces. Well i think that profiling is something that we are going to have to start thinking about as a country. I hate the concept of profiling but we have to use common sense were not using common sense. Larry how does ethnic profiling have anything to do with common sense . I guess trump never read that jane austen book common sense and sensibility, where a whipsmart girl and her 18 sisters find love where they least expect it the nofly list. Am i the only wellread person here. [applause] so trump may be doubling down on the muslim ban, but we all know how this goes. Trump says crazy bleep , everybody gets mad, his poll numbers skyrocket. Its like a scab that you keep picking until the festering wound becomes the presumptive nominee of a major u. S. Political party. I dont understand it. But heres why this time its different its not clear this is going to work for him. The Reuters Ipsos poll conducted from last monday to friday, showed clinton was a 10. 7 point lead among likely voters over trump. Larry but trump does still have strong support among lowincome whites, rural males and confederate ghosts. Theyre this years soccer moms. Thats right, donald, youre not in the primary anymore, and the general election crowd isnt really buying your whole thing. Everyones getting tired of his shtick. Shtick has a shelf life, my man. Thats why you dont see me out here doing whos on first . Things get old. Except for that video of the monkey sniffing his butt and falling off the tree, thats good every time. Lets see that. [cheers and applause] classic. Now this is true, guys our Legal Department says we cant use that monkeysniffing hisbutt clip unless we make a direct comment about it. So let me just say, hey, that monkey sniffed his butt right before he fell out of that tree, isnt that something . That must be one Stinky Monkey butt. We good, legal . We good . Okay, thats good. Anyway, these numbers have donald trump so concerned, the presumptive nominee ordered a campaign shakeup. He has dumped his long Time Campaign manager corey lewandowski. He has 30,000 paid across the conthree. Larry thats not nearly enough of the people for the secret santa. I dont understand that picture at all, sorry. I dont get it. Heres the thifnlg i cant believe trump is serious running for president. Think about it, 30 staffers. Thats nothing. We have a hundred staffers on the show and this shows not running for president. A hundred. I mean we need that many people just to show you stuff like that. Man, that really is classic. How stinky can this monkeys butt be . I mean, it knocked him out for christs sakes. Heres the point. Im not saying trump is disorganized im saying hes nonorganized. He not only doesnt take policy seriously, he doesnt even take his own candidacy seriously. And so its not a surprise that the r. N. C. , fearing the worst, is trying to replace him. New info this morning that the Never Trump Movement has a new plan. Some g. O. P. Delegates plotting how to block trump from becoming the partys nominee. Larry first of all, let me just say this is so much fun. It is and i love it. Its so much fun. I tell you what. Seeing the republicans trying to replace donald trump, because they gave birth to the demon seed. And let me tell you, the demon seed comes out a very cute baby its tiny hands actually make sense at that point but it doesnt take long for that baby to reveal itself as the devil it really is. Much like this. Larry there you go grandpa. Snoivment that thats right u gave birth to that baby. I dont blame you for wanting to kill it, but you gave birth to that baby now there are rumors about who could potentially replace trump, but no one knows for sure. Here to give us some insight, and at his request, were protecting his identity, republican insider, mr. X. Thank you for having me, larry. Larry so mr. X, is it true the r. N. C. Wants to replace donald trump . Its absolutely true. Desperate times, larry. We need someone who is Strong Enough to defeat the clinton machine. Larry so what kind of candidate are you looking for . Well, were looking for someone who can electrify the youth. Larry thats a good strategy. Hillary doesnt poll as well with young people. Exactly. Believe me, i know. And maybe hes worked in politics a long time, but still feels like an outsider. Larry uhh, wait a minute. This sounds oddly like Bernie Sanders. Never heard of him. You know what else we need . A Catchy Campaign slogan. You know, Something Like feel the bern. I dont know, im just spitballing. Larry uhh, that was a pretty accurate spitball. Thats Bernies Campaign slogan. It is . Boy, that guy sounds great. Look, the r. N. C. Needs a candidate who can change course from trumps hate speech. Now is a time for unity, not racism, homophobia and religion bashing. Also, universal healthcare like denmarks. Larry wait hold on, universal healthcare . Are you sure youre not Bernie Sanders . Larry, stop it with your gotcha questions. Nobody cares about your damn gotcha questions. All im saying is that if youre looking to replace trump, just get a new yorker with crazy hair youre halfway there cmon, this is easy, its not science. Larry okay, thanks bernie. Youre welcome. Larry haha gotcha dammit the chance of getting me was exactly one percent. Larry alright, good luck at the convention, whichever one you attend. Mr. X, everyone. Well be right back my 5hour is my morning wakeup call. My 5hour makes me super dad. My 5hour keeps me on my toes. My 5hours all business. My 5hour keeps me working my 5hour energizes my ride. My 5hour gets me up and out the door. Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Every with a 161 pointowned inspection, 24 7 roadside assistance plan, 2years or 20,000 miles of complimentary maintenance, an unlimited Mileage Warranty up to 6years and the confidence of being awarded the best luxury certified preowned program. Get 1. 9 apr financing on rx, is es l certified models. Exclusively at your lexus dealer. Larry welcome back. Were just a few days away from the first annual holts hog fest and turkey shoot yeah woo hoo you know, the Campaign Fundraiser for Tennessee State representative andy holt . Its an event thats causing some controversy. Representative andy holt announced he was going to give awaan ar15 as a door prize for a Campaign Fundraiser. Larry that cant be right. Im sure representative holt, in the wake of last weeks mass shooting, is putting his plans to give away that ar15 on hold. Now, not only does he say hes still giving away the weapon. He wants to give away two. Larry wow. This guy shouldnt just get one kick to the nuts, he should get two. Here to discuss the ar15 giveaway further is the man in charge of representative holts big fundraiser, burt powers. Hello, burt. Great to be here, larry larry it looks like youre all set up for the big fundraiser. Thats right you can enter right now to win amazing prizes, including these two sweet ar15s did you know you can shoot an adult elephant in half with one of these puppies . Ive seen it. Its good fun larry oh my god, thats just awful. So you actually think that anybody should be able to own an Assault Rifle . Absolutely i am sick and tired of the media and those liberal crumbbums in washington attacking our right to keep and bear arms. This is a right every american has, larry. Every american. Excuse me, can i help you . Yeah, we want to enter the raffle to win one of the ar 15s how much are the tickets . Uh. Well, uh. Are you sure you want to enter to win the ar15 . Wouldnt you rather win a snocone maker or maybe this amazing family movie night Popcorn Bucket . Yeah, we dont want a Popcorn Bucket. Larry burt, it sounds like youre having an issue here. Is something wrong . What . No they just struck me as. Cinephiles. You know, movie buffs. Im sure you must be huge fans of films like fat mommas house or boys in the neighborhood or whatever tyler perry is currently presenting. You know, movies, movies. No we want one of those ar15s. Larry give those nice people a chance to win an Assault Rifle. Ririright. When representative holt came up with the ar15 giveaway, i dont think he was picturing. Wait a minute. Is this because were black . Youre black . I had no idea. Did you know they were black. No, i dont care what color you are. Color, i dont care if youre white your blue or eerng or per or orange or purple. You didnt say black. I didnt finish the colors. You could be seafoam. Butter you see burt, you seey uncomfortable right now. Whats wrong with you man, just give us the guns. You made all those noises with your mouth. I got new ring technology. Google that, its true. Larry what . What is the problem, burt. A minute ago you were gung ho about this air15 give away now some black people come up and you dont want to give them the gun. Come on, you keep making this about the color. How many colors do i have to name. Ill name all of them, egg shell. I dont care if youre pomegranate, if youre forehe is green, apricot. Good tiedings and such, thank you. Larry unbelievable. Larry well gietdz i guess i should be sorry you wont win the ar15s. We dont want the guns larry, we just want to mess with this bleep. You know how it is, they want everybody to have a gun but us. Yes, but i am taking this Popcorn Bucket. Larry all right, well be right back. Over 31 irresistible flavors of ice cream make for endless spoonfuls of fun oreo birthday cake. Baskinrobbins flavor of the month. Try it in a milkshake with booking. Coms range rebel and key can wing it all the way to jordan and chelseas wedding. Rumble road trip. There she is. Uh oh, oh, oh, oh, what . So here is our road trip itinerary. Whats this . A bunch of different places. Nah, bro. We gotta go offscript. Rip to shreds every motel, cabin and teepee, between here and the wedding. Now get out of my seat. Alright. screams road trip whahhhh hahaha. Road trip larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, nightly show contributor Jordan Carlos nightly show contributor grace parra, and he will record his third hourlong stand up special on july 9th at the hanna theatre in cleveland, very funny comedian tom papa. And for everyone at home join our conversation nightlyshow tonightly right now on twitter at nightly show using the hashtag tonightly. His campaign seems to be falling apart. Hes polling lower than any general election candidate has in the last three elections. I said earlier he only has like 30 people working for him. To me he behaves like someone who doesnt really want to be elected. There are like all these conspiracy theories. Does he really want to be president. I was thinking the same thing. When he started, what does he need this for. Hes got great homes all over. His wife doesnt want to live in the whitehouse, that would be horrible. I really felt like every time he would go to a press conference he was telling his wife dont worry, im going to end it tonight. Im going to Say Something so bad. He would walk out and say i told the pope to go screw himself. And he comes back three hours later, they like me more. Think like me more. I dont know if he wants to be president but i think he wants to be crowned king it seems like. I mean look at him. Like he definitely looks like he has gout, you know. Like a king would, you know how it is. If he had a crown on his head it would keep his hair down, you know. I mean he is into gold. Inbreeding into the trump family. That was the line. Now we know, thanks guys. Youre right. Hes done so many egregious things. Are people still waiting for 9 one thing to disqualify him. I dont know what that would be at this point or they dont care. No, i think they do care. I think the parties splitting, i think theres a lot of really responsible people they are saying they cant back him. I think its the weight of him, its like a boat that has a lot of holes and its slowly starting to zinc. I starting to sink. Especially the responsible ones who have an agenda and want to do something. Will you talk to him. Its kind of like running a toddler like a two year old. As president its all right, is he going to behave, he said hes going to behave. And then you get into the restaurant and he starts throwing glasses and screaming. You have to apologize for him. [cheers and applause] larry all right. Someone brought that toddler into the restaurant. We dont want trump to be president. I think were six people. Larry im sure we dont. I dont know larry. Theres a little garden inside of all of us. Lets see how far we can take this. Oh yes. We have to let the nation for the america. Exactly. I understand what youre saying and in the beginning it kind of felt that way. It is like a weird fix like smelling your own farts or something. Larry the monkey did fall out of the tree. Yes, fell out. All right. What a great larry if they did get rid of trump is there anybody out there you think would be suitable at this point. I think the rock maybe . I dont know. Larry thats the first idea i heard that could actually kevin hart for vice president. Larry i would actually work. Even hillarys like ill go for it. Some members of rnc they have a moral obligation to nominate a president that represents the values of the republican party. Didnt the primary voters express the true moral obligation of the republican party. Its almost like he got lucky. There are so many candidates, it split up the numbers. He was making, he was speaking to people who are really hurting and really want to change and the party wasnt really helping him. It was kind of mixed up and stuff so he gets there kind of by accident but that doesnt mean we have to continue the accident. Larry do you think if the republicans threw out all those votes at the convention. Do you think they would, right. Larry that would be fun to see the republicans riding. It would be kind of fun, but it would be like bedlam. It would be like have you ever been to the American Girl doll store. Larry i have. Like on, yes, it would be like violent, really violent. It would be like if they ran out of hat hatty. You ran out of hattys. They would be crying and parents ripping at each earth. Its a weird weird summer for cleveland to go from lebron and all of that joy and then in about three weeks, trumps just going to roll in. Everyones going to be boarding things up, lebrons going to go back to miami. He goes from celebrating the king to having to see the emperor with no clothes. Tell me about it man. Larry all right, well see. See. Well be right back. Library break shhhhhhhh. Have a break, have a kit kat make for endless ible flspoonfuls of funam oreo birthday cake. Baskinrobbins flavor of the month. Try it in a milkshake larry all right. Thank you. Special thanks to everyone. Thanks for watching. Good nightly everyone. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, ever, im trevor noah. 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