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Face wink. Tongue out. Sunglasses. I dont know if i should just peach, flower bullet train or french horn, battery bath tub. laughter okay, im not really good at this. All right. But its huge, man, this is huge. Really good news. All right enough of that. Turning to tonights toing. There was a really disturbing story in North Carolina earlier this month. In North Carolina three university students, all muslims, were shot to death. Police have charged their neighbor, craig hicks with first degree murder. Larry another now i know this is a pretty serious story for a comedy show but it raises some very important questions first question being why did these attacks happen . There are two very different theorys. Theory number one comes from the police. Investigators say the attacks stem from a longrunning dispute over park spaces. Larry that sounds like a pretty insane motive for murder. But im from l. A. Where people shoot you for changing lanes so i get it, okay. I have seen a lot of crazy out there. Members of the Muslim Community suggest a darker motive hate. This has hate crime written all over it. Larry yup, just like emojis it gets more interesting when things get darker. laughter but how can this not be a hate crime . I mean look ive had arguments with people over parking spaces. Ive never followed them to their house well, okay, might have followed them to their house once. Ive never gone inside well, i went inside once. No, he left his door open. Technically he didnt leave it open but it was so easy to jiggle that lock, what was i supposed to do . But the point is, where why does this even matter if it is a hate crime . The effect is muslims in america are beginning to feel targeted and if the government says its a hate crime, maybe people will start to listen. So who is this guy . Neighbors described him as constantly angry, and a Facebook Page believed to have been created by hicks is filled with posts assailing people of religion and faith. Larry that sounds like every Facebook Page. I think i was poked by this nut. In the facebook way. laughter applause all right, what else do we know about him . He continually called to get cars towed off the property where he lived. It actually got to the point where he was no longer allowed to call a car in. If he called, we wouldnt go out. Larry sounds very suspiciously look another guy who used to call the authorities all the time and took justice into his own hands. This could have been North Carolinas version of zimmerman. You know. Going around chasing around a guy because hes black, and claiming he was just trying to protect the neighborhood. Larry seriously, whats going on with all these racist elmer fudds, right . Hewwo. Be vewy quiet. Im hunting muswums. laughter its starting to feel like merg has a racial vigilante problem. Here to break this down sour own mike yard. Mike, thanks for coming to the show. Mike what, supwith these vigilantes . Do you think theres a racial element to this . Hell, yes, larry. Let me tell you something, white people could get an opencarry permit and Neighborhood Watch badge and suddenly theyre captain america. Its a lot harder for a black vigilante like me. laughter larry um youre a vigilante . Yeah, im vidge. Mike yard is just my secret identity. Out in the streets they call me black ice. laughter applause larry i didnt know that. Black ice . How come ive never heard of you . Oh youve heard of me. Watch your step, think smart, and watch out for black ice. That is black ice. Black ice, talking about black ice. Take care and watch out for black ice. Black ice right outside your front door. cheers and applause thats right, larry. Im invisible and slippery. laughter . Larry another well, this is amazing. So mike youre out in your neighborhood trying to keep it safe. I got 36 arrests under my utility belt. Larry you put a lot of criminals away. No no, no ive been arrested 36 times. laughter turns out people dont take too kindly to a black man in goggles running around in the dark alleys and bleep . They frown on that. Larry but thats a very nice getup. You should see my ride though, larry. The black icemobile is sick i usually tonight make it to the crime scene though because i get pulled over immediately. laughter . Larry well its got to it is hard as hell to do a job nobody asked me to do. Larry what do you think about this case in North Carolina, though . Do you think is this a hate crime or just a crazed vigilante . This is a tough one, larry. I dont know. I mean i could ask my fellow vidges down in North Carolina. He goes by the name hate crime. Larry he calls himself hate crime . Yeah, because he hates crime. laughter applause larry im not sure hate crime is a wellthoughtthrough name. You know, it doesnt matter,ular. Hate crime can call himself anything he want. Hes a white vidge. There are different rules for white vidges. Larry im not too familiar with all the vidge rules. You think it would be different if you were a white vidge . Whoa whoa, whoa, larry. You cant say vidge. Thats what we call each other. laughter okay . And, yes it would be different. This country loves white dudes with guns who take the law into their own hands man. If liam neeson was black, taken would have been called taken directly to jail, man. bleep laughter lauz. Larry makes sense. It does make sense. So, mike, that being the case so you think this guy is going to get off . No, larry. This guy isnt a vigilante. This guy is a psycho. Larry mike thanks for the insight. cheers and applause . Larry can i play my black ice theme song on the way out . Larry can i say vidge . Sure. 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Were back talking about the chapel hill shootings and islamo phobia. Joining us onthe panel tonight journalist and adjunct professor at columbia university, ahmed shihabeldin. Comedian and host of sirius xms the Dean Obeidallah show, Dean Obeidallah. Author of Power Forward and former personal aide to president obama, reggie love. And our very own nightly show contributor, shenaz treasury. You were raised muslim right . Yes. Larry do you think this is a hate crime . Does it feel like a hate crime . I think the more important question is why everyone was so quick to jump to the fact that this hasnt be a hate crime that this had to be about a parking dispute. If you look at the facts, i think the fact that, you know, the daughters had the victims, i should say had said he had come to their door several times with a gun in his waistband. No other neighbors had said that. There were no cars parked. It didnt happen in a parking lot. And more importantly, it was point blank. It was execution style. They were all shot in the head spp he had expressed concern he hated them. Larry he showed more hate than dispute. Exactly. Larry than parking dispute. Exactly. On the flip side, if you think about whether this is or isnt a hate crime, you cant look at this as an isolated incident. In america, in recent amongst, weve seen an increase in antimuslim sentiment not just on the news, and not just from people like bobby jindal who is qoinsed muslims are invaded america. Larry there are a lot of feelings out there. There are a lot of feelings everywhere. Larry dean, youre muslim also, a comic. Yes, i am. Larry a comic and a lawyer. So youre an expert at being hated. laughter why does it matter if these killings are classified as a hate crime . Does that matter to us significantly . It does from a legal point of view just so people understand, if its a hate crime tmeans an enhanced penalty. In this case the man killed three people. Its undisputed. Larry hes going to get punished. It matters, culturally, is there a reason it matters . It does. There are people in america on the right who said islamo phobia say it doesnt exist. They call me names on twitter and say i dont hate you because youre muslim. They do hate me because im muslim. They say youre a terrible muslim, go back to your country which is new jersey. Larry do they say go back to new jersey . They say go back to your country, but i am from jerz. In our community its not covered. This got headlines but in the last few weeks, there was a muslim building in houston burned down. Larry there was a protest going on. There was a march down broadway, and i saw People Holding signs saying, muslim lives matter. That was very emotional to me. I was like why are they take our slogan . laughter is it helpful to the cause to link it to the black lives matter thing . I think there are strength in numbers, man. But its different a different history and a different culture. But, you know larry you dont think it matters though . No, it does matter. It matters that people are talking about it and it matters matters that the dialogues are happening. And, you know, its a good its a good play to run. Larry i know youre from india. I want to get your perspective. Were talking about islamophobia in other places. How is it in other places . You guys are babies when it comes to islamophobia. My sister had to hide her 14year love affair with her boyfriend who she is now married to and she had to height hyde it not just from my family but her friends families. Its hard for her to rent an apartment in india. Especially with a new government in india. Islamophobia you guys are babies. Sorry. Larry do you think americans, we dont have enough experience with muslims every day, that sort of thing with islam . Is it something in our culture . When i was a kid no when i was a kid, i would say they would have arabs on tv and they were always like oil guys with lots of wives. And i thought that was cool. Its true. Larry it was a stereotype but it didnt seem like a dangerous one, i guess. To your point about the earlier question about why we kind of coopted the hashtag black lives matter. A lot of our friends has been saying arab is the new blark or muslim is the new black. Larry everybody is trying to be the new black so quick. Its so in vogue. The point im saying there are very few americans who actually know a muslim personally. I think pew and time came out with polls showing nearly 60 of americans never met a muslim. They rely on media, you, and sadly on people like bobby jindal. Larry your boy. Exactly. Who say things and who portray muslims in a kind of consistently negative light hes not being helpful. Yeah. Larry do you think the media is playing a part in this . The media is just great. Look at the images of isis and al qaeda. How you can not feel uncomfortable about muslims when you see that all the time . I think ahmed is right 62 of americans say they dont have a muslim friend. I want to be your muslim friend. I wont help you move or drive you to the airport you dont want a muslim driving you to the airport. The truth is if all you see in the media is whats going on and you have no muslim friend, youre going to think the worst. Thats truly whats going to happen. Larry reggie, one of your friends is one of the most famous muslims of the world, right, Barack Hussein obama. laughter do you think hes hes spending too much time talking about islamophobia or talking about the war against isis . Well, i think, you know, hes hes a twotime elected president and he is never going to run for another office ever again. So i think hes really more focused on trying to get whats right for not only the American People but also for, you know, people who are of that culture here in america and also abroad. I think its an important issue for him. And i think not only did he get accused of being a muslim but he also got accused of being a drug dealer. Larry hes had a lot of profiling. A lot of profiling. Shenaz, people think youre muslim. People think im muslim all the time. When i go to the airport its really annoying, because im always randomly selected and strip searched. Larry, of course you are. And so i get no dutyfree shopping. When im on the plane it actually works for me. I dont have this guy talking my ear off, and if have a woman trying to steal the arm rest, you want ton what i do larry . I will show you. Larry thats hilarious. And this guy is gone, and i have the armrest and i have all the peanuts and the champagne. And im having a great time. Larry im scared right now. 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So i want to ask you a question. I want to take it around to everybody. Sure. Larry dean what do you think is the bigger threat right now islamophobia or radical islam . I think if youre in the United States of america, its antimuslim bigotry. In the middle east, 90 of the victims are muslim. The narrative is isis wants to kill the west. No, isis will kill anyone. 30 people die a day by gun violence in america and we wont have the conversation because its uncomfortable. Larry shenaz . I would say radical islam. Larry for you its radical islam. Its definitely radical islam. Weve had more terrorist attacks than anywhere in the world, and radical islam is a problem. Radical islam if it stops for you is radical islam the same thing as islamophobia . Its not the same thing. Its feed ieg mean, radical islam, theyre happy with islamophobia because theyre like, look, you guys they hate us. It helps feed them. Thats what i was just going to say. Thats a great point. You cant really separate them in my mind. Larry theyre both the same for you . Theyre both the same in the sense theyre part of the same problem. This notion, this us versus them paradigm that has existed since 9 11, its something that is not constructive and the conversation we have always had is the inherent violent nature. It happened after charlie hebdo. We have seen extreme measures taken in the u. S. As a result of this that plays directly into the hands of the people trying to divide us and the terrorists in the muslim world who are a general problem. I think the sensitivities, the reggie whats your opinion . As somebody hogrew up in the south, i think its islamophobia is its glad im glad im not the only person that is being hated. Im glad theyre scared of somebody else. Maybe now i can get a cab. laughter my friends are right. Arab is, i guess or muslim is the new black. Larry arab is not the miew glak black i refuse and its not on netflix. Larry people say they dont know any muslims but actually there are a lot of celebrities out there who are muslim and are proud to be. Tonight were going to have a special game called muslim or not a muslim. When the police ask you to play this game, you dont have to answer. But on the nightly show, its a lot of fun. Lets try this. Whoever gets the least amount of points, theyll be the most islamophobia. How about that . Were start, dean is he muslim . He is, and his real name is yazin he changed his name back to his muslim name. Larry youre right. You get a point. Shen as . Not a muslim . Muslim . I dont know. Larry no, hes not a muslim. But Jermaine Jackson is. Very good. This is for reggie. Muslim or not a muslim . laughter applause wait i think have i seen that guy . Larry muslim or not a muslim. Not a muslim. Larry reggie loses well be right back. cheers and applause blue shirt with an intel processor inside these 2in1s are powerful enough to be a laptop and a tablet. 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Its the sweet one. cheers and applause wilson thats all the time we have for tonight. I want to thank our panelists ahmed shihabeldin Dean Obeidallah reggie love, and shenaz treasury. cheers and applause yes, very good. Now, i know we didnt keep it a hundred with our panel tonight but im still going to keep it a hundred with you at home. Thanks for all the questions you tweeted. Tonights comes from ddoetsch13. Remember i havent seen the question until right now. Would sitting next to a muslim man with a beard or koran on an airplane make you nervous . No thams all the time. My grandfather has that no im kidding he doesnt. On an airplane, no it doesnt make me nervous. Come on guys. Give me some better questions. Im not racist, okay ask the other seven white hosts that question, not me. Tomorrow we have don cheatle and lee daniels. And well be talking about space. Should we be sending people to mars, especially when we know theyre not going to come back. Tweet your questions about space travel to me with the hashtag keep it a hundred. Until then, goodnightly everyone from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a program for you tonight my guest the incredible photojournalist linsey addario. Shes written a memoir about her life as a photojournalist. Phenomenal story. Woo is me. I think woo is correct. But lets be frank. Television journalists self aggrandizement a hallmark since since geoffrey said what he did. Bill oreilly, mother jones accused the host of image rating his

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