Arent prepared for an alien invasion. We all act like we know what we would do, ill run, jump over there and but when its actually coming youre, like, Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh im gonna die we have a great show for you tonight. Before we get into it, say hello to the daily show band cheers and applause fantastic. Fantastic. Thanks, guys. So while chinas celebrating the end of fall, Hillary Clinton has recovered from hers and shes back on the campaign trail. As you know, she spent the whole week recovering from pneumonia, so her opponent, donald trump, well, he got to be the only candidate out there this week because all his diseases are psychological. laughter but hillary still had to get her message out there and luckily, she rolls deep. Her campaign is dispatching a powerful group of surrogates to campaign on her behalf. Top white House Democrats will be hitting the trail. President obama among them, first Lady Michelle obama, Vice PresidentJoe Biden Trevor damn hashtag squad goals i also like how no one mentioned tim kaine at all laughter you know the campaign says, hillary needs a you, tim, to finish this thousandpiece jigsaw puzzle youre the only one who can do it laughter so obama made time to help out his onetime rival, although thats a gamble. Im not sure the way to get americans excited about hillary is by reminding them just how amazing you are. More americans are working, more have health insurance, incomes are rising, poverty is falling, and gas is 2 a gallon cheers and applause thank you for remin reminding m thanks, obama cheers and applause think about whats happened to the Republican Party donald trump says stuff every day that used to be considered as disqualifying for being president. Trevor have you noticed how, when president obama speaks, like hes the only democrat who does pt seem to get a angry when talking about donald trump, he looks bemused that country would go from him to that, even his tone of voice, hes like, wow, you guys, you okay, so for me okay, let me get this straight, so when you were complaining, you were going to go, oh, okay, i dont understand oh, wow you really didnt like the black thing, h huh . Oh, wow. Okay. laughter now the reason obama was in philadelphia is because hillary needs to win pennsylvania and a turnout in philly could decide the election. The big question is how much sway over philadelphians does obama really have . Weve got somebody who fainted, this is what happens, they will be okay, just give them a little room. Everybody bend their knees one time. Just dont lock your knees. Keep on bending them a little bit. Well do a little exercise right now. Trevor how much charisma can one man have . Everyone is like, yeah, bend your knees bend your knees bend your knees maybe this way hell stay bend your knees come on, do it wouldnt it be so great obama was secretly converting the crowd to islam . All right, bend your knees now bow towards mecca, folks okay, trust me, its for your health speaking of health, both donald trump and hillarys health, their records have been in the spotlight recently and up until tad the only thing weve known about donald trump is his health is astonishingly excellent and that assessment came from this guy. Dr. Harold bornstein. The guy whos surprised you have to wear shoes at a restaurant. Anyway, the doctor did a review with nbc apparently shot with a colonoscopy camera. This is on Donald Trumps health. His fiscal strength is extraordinary. He is the healthiest individual to be ever elected to the presidency. Dr. Bornstein, phrases like astonishingly excellent seem a little bit over the top to some people. What do you think about that . Is that the way you write most of your medical letters . No, but for plump, i wrote that letter. Trevor im sorry, what . He wrote the letter that way just for trump . Your doctor isnt supposed to write the letter in your style of speech. Thats newt thing thats not a thing. Mr. Borats health is glorious yes, he is as healthy as my wife reading as borat . I wouldnt trust this game even in the game of operation. The game would be Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh ahhh ahhh im sorry, man, even if donald trump is healthy, most people can agree we cant accept results from dr. Burning man here. For a medical evaluation for a man who wants to be president , you need an opinion from a credible physician or at least someone who looks better on camera. Donald trump will discuss his records on the dr. Oz show. Please welcome the republican nominee for the president of the united states, mr. Donald trump. cheers and applause how do you stay healthy on a campaign trail . Well, its a lot of work. When im speaking in front of 15,000, 20,000 people and im up there using a lot of motion, i guess in its own way, its a Pretty Healthy act, and i really enjoy doing it. A lot of times these rooms are very hot, like saunas, and i guess thats a form of exercise. Trevor no, no no. Im sorry. No. Did this guy just say that talking is a form of exercise . You cant just say that, guys. Things mean things, you cant just say that Donald Trumps fit bit is like get the bleep out of here, man thats not exercise laughter and you realize, at 70 years old, donald trump would actually be the oldest person to be elected president of the united states, but luckily luckily for everyone, he doesnt see it that way. When you look into the mirror, how old is the person youre looking at . What do you see . I would say i see a person thats 35 years old. No, i mean, i feel the same. applause trevor why are the people applauding . Why are they applauding delusion . With that face . He looks in the mirror and he sees a 35yearold man. This is what happens when you replace all your mirrors with paintings. Thats what happens. He sees a 35yearold man. Basically jimmy fallon did a sketch with him and trump thought he was talking to himself. All this back and forth talk with trump is amusing and slightly disturbing but the only reason he was there was to disclose his medical records, or the reason he wanted us to believe he was there. The real reason was to put on a show. If your health is as strong as it seems from your review of systems, why not share your medical records . I have no problem in doing it. I have it right here. Should i do it . I dont care. applause its two letters, one is the report and the other is from lennox hill hospital. Trevor you want to see . Do you want to see, ladies and gentlemen . Whaaaaaa see right there, ladies and gentlemen . That is the brilliance of donald trump because, you see, when trump handed over those two pieces of paper, that was ant full medical report. He might have well given us the printout from a walgreens Blood Pressure machine, but because he did it on tv with oprahs doctor, hes closed the books on his health issue and thats why trump is brilliant because he knows the American Public doesnt really care about his medical records. Yeah, they care about the appearance of medical records, and where better to pull off the greatest illusion than in the land of oz . applause now, as incomplete as those records might have been, there was one thing on the show there was one thing that trump made sure was included. Your testosterone is 441 which is actually its good. applause trevor hmm. You can see in dr. Ozs eyes, this number is ridiculous, this is high for a rhino, man. Clearly donald trump has a lot of testosterone. 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My guest tonight former president and founder of the Clinton Foundation, please welcome president bill clinton cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. Thanks. Trevor thank you so much for being here. I watch you. Im one of your older demographic. Trevor oh, i would have thought you were 18 to 34. No, but i dont even think that when i look in the mirror. laughter trevor nicely played. But i am home alone a lot so i get to watch you on tv. Trevor oh, thank you very much. Thats really a great compliment. Before we get into the interview, schau hillary doing . Great. She looked great when she left this morning, and i turned on the tv and saw her in north carolina, she looked great, and she just called and said she got home and she still feels good. Big deal, she had pneumonia. People get it all the time. Trevor can i ask an honest question . When youre watching the video, i know that i was, a lot of people here at the show were, youre afraid watching the video, you go, oh, is everything okay . Is there something happening . Are you afraid when you see that . Well, youre always concerned but i was pretty sure i knew what it was because she had been working hard, she was dehydrated, she had been standing up a long time there, and, you know, she wanted to go to that 9 11 ceremony, and we both thought it would be okay. She felt good, but its not surprising you showed that clip of president obama in philadelphia and somebody fainting, it happens a lot to me, and 90 of the time its just people are dehydrated, and, so, i didnt worry too much about it. Sure enough, she got examined, thats what the doctor said, but she also said he did have she did have pneumonia. Used to be called walking pneumonia when i was young, but sometimes you cant walk, you have to rest and thats what she did. Trevor good to hear. Lets get to the reason youre in north here for the 12t 12th annual clinton Global Initiative. It is a come git tot of some of the most powerful and influential people in the world. Why do these people come together for this initiative . Why does everyone feel it is so important . I think the primary reason is and the primary reason i started it is that people come here and they talk about a lot of things that are both in the news and are longterm problems, and then they actually make a commitment to do something about it, and we have a staff that works year around to help them develop and keep those commitments so that its a change agent, and i think its really done a lot to change philanthropy. More and more people in other forums are trying to do the same thing. Dont just talk about something, tell me what youre going to do. Trevor yeah. And because we were really the first group to try to organize government, business, labor, nongovernmental organizations, philanthropists, nations big and small to work together. Weve analyzed the commitments, the ones where people are working together with a lot of partners get better results quicker and tend to do slightly better than the goal they set. Trevor there are 11. 5 Million People the last time i checked who now have access in developing countries to aidsmation because of the aids medication because of the foundation. Everywhere in africa the Clinton Foundation has touched, these are governments that you are working with, these are people that you are working with, why is this the final c. G. I. , the final gathering . Well, first of all, the question you asked of me gives me a chance to clarify something. Unless one of the partners at c. G. I. Asks me foundation which is separate from the Global Initiative to work with them, i just go there and try to raise money and resources for other people. The work we do in health care has been an independent entity, our Health AccessInitiative Since 2010, and its not going to be shut down. But because you cant do Global Health care on a scale like we do, like more than half the people in the world in poor countries on aids medicine get the cheapest, best medicine from our group. They build health systems, cut malaria prices and this other stuff. You cant do that without government help. If hillary becomes president that has to be totally arms length, i cant be involved at all, it needs to be an independent entity and it will be. But what weve done including 75 of all the little kids staying alive with aids today and will have normal lives get their medicines off contracts negotiated. Were Building Health systems in rwanda. We build partners in health from all over the country that were destroyed after the genocide there. Its exhilarating. Thats just one of the things we do. If you are trying to make something good happen and you work together, its not as hard as it sounds. Because i had been president and i knew a lot of people, we could put this together. Most of the credit goes to the people who actually do the work, not me. I just try to start the balls rolling. Trevor well be right back with more. cheers and applause can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. With fans clamoring for our next hit album, we return to our extravagant private studio, where we turn gold into platinum. Yes, i am rich. Thats why i drink the champagne of beers. Crispy m ms® are baaaack. What are you doing . You said to tell our fans crispy m ms® are back. 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Together, were building a better california. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Were here joined by president bill clinton. When you are in a space where a campaign is being run, and this is turning into one of the uglier campaigns that weve seen you know, a lot of hateful rhetoric is coming up, you know, whether it with racial, nationalistic, you know, you see the rise of ultra right movements and so on, a lot of misogynistic comments about your wife when running that kind of race, when youre out on the trail, youre out there as one of hillarys surrogates. Do you feel some of that tension or are you only seeing the Positive Side of the race . Well, if you go and have rallies, you tend to have the people who tend to show up are for you, you know, and your whole goal is to register more of them and make sure they understand they have to vote and talk about arguments that they can make to other people, but for most of my life, each Political Party had a 40 base, and then there were 20 , they were genuinely up for grabs, by the time the 2000 race came along between al gore and president george w. Bush, it was probably down to ten. It may be down to less now. Because were getting siloed. We are siloed in the tv shows we watch and the web sites we scan, everything. Americas come so far, were less racist, sexist, homophobic and antireligious specific religions than we used to be. We have one remaining bigotry, we dont want to be around anyone who disagrees with us. laughter the crowd is laughing but they didnt laugh loud because they know im telling the truth. laughter trevor one of the biggest things that has come up over and over in this campaign is do you want more of the same or an outsider, a man who doesnt believe in logic and ideas laughter someone who thinks differently. It appears thats actually accurate. laughter trevor it appears there are a lot of people who seem to want that. It appears there are a lot of people who say this is what i need. Now, you are in the unique position. President obama many times on the trail has said you dont know whatteth like until you sit behind that desk, until you have to make those decisions. Experience is touted as one of the most important things. You yourself, though, came in as somewhat of an outsider, so the question then is what is the most experience . What is the most important thing, is it the experience or the willingness to do something . What should an American Voter be looking for for the best outcome . Well, first, i had an advantage. I had never been in office in washington, but i was and i was young, but i was the longestserving governor in america. So i had had a lot of executive experience. I think that both these candidates have had a lot of experiences and made decisions, the decisions had consequences. There is a record of them. So saying shes an insider, im an outsider, theres one big difference, most of her strongest supporters are people who have worked for her or have done business with him. Theyre for her, too. laughter most of his strongest supporters are im against this administration, i just want something new, and i dont like all these changes. I want to come inside and close the door. Look, i get that. There are a lot of people who feel economically or culturally dispossessed, they want to come, in close the door. Thats the brexit vote in the u. K. So what i think is important is the proven record of making good decisions that make good things happen for other people the people that work for you, the people that you are supposed to serve, thats what i think is important. Trevor do you get afraid sometimes when you see the hateful rhetoric . Sure. Look, i am a product of what is supposed to be hilarys opponents base the noncollege educated, small town and rural, white working class. I was the first person in my family to ever go to college. Ill probably be the last president to ever live on a small farm without indoor plumbing. Its good politics, its a terrible experience. laughter in the winter the outhouse is overrated. In the summer when the snakes come out, it is. But i know how fragile it is, and i watched unscrupulous politicians play my people from the time i was a little boy. All the racism that was inspired over the integration of Little Rock Central High School in arkansas, everybody looking for somebody else to blame. Surely to god there is some way we can be just a little bit madder than we are now, just a little bit more divided, and yet the people i come from, for all their anger, they provided about the scottirish protestants made up 25 of the people serving this country going back to the revolution. If your house was on fire you would want them in your neighborhood because they would run in, save your kid and put the fire out. But theyre being played now because their incomes are down. There are two counties in West Virginia where the number one source of income is a disability check. This is the first drug epidemic in my lifetime where the addiction rates are highest in small town in rural america. I just try to think about what to do about this because im not in politics anymore, and i think the only way to soothe peoples pain is to give them a positive response that constitutes answers not anger and empowerment, not resentment. I think thats the answer. But i get what were going through, and so far nothing has happened will surprise me. But we have if i were 25 again, thats like make America Great again, i would like to be laughter but i wouldnt vote for anybody who would promise to make me 25 again. laughter but, anyway, if i were and somebody said you can be wherever you want to be 30 years from now but you have to decide right now, i would pick america because were better positioned. But if we give into this lowest common denominator, everybody is our enemy, tell me something bad about it or i dont want to know, lets divide and demean and demonize, we could blow it all, and we could lead the world in a very different direction. Thats why the election is so important and why, you know, ive tried to make the changes in the foundation that you talked about so that people understand that being president is a whole different kettle of fish than being secretary of state. If i had made a mistake for example on these foreign donations, there is always an appeal to the white house, the president could always say, no, i dont think you should do that. But if she becomes president , i would just not take foreign money, not take corporate money, farm out all our International Operations to others and im in the process of doing that, make those that should Stay Together independent of me, and remove all questions of conflicts, i think we can do that. But the main thing is the model that we pioneered is the way we ought to run the country. We ought to get everybody together, agree on what youre going to do and make something good happen. Thats way better than all this constant fighting, and it may mean you will have to look elsewhere for jokes on the the daily show. laughter trevor thats a good problem to have. I tried to give you that highclass problem, i do what yoican. Trevor thats a good problem. laughter i could talk to you forever. Youre amazing. Youre one of the happier people on the trail. I did think about go figure. Trevor what gift i could give you for coming to the show. I really do appreciate it and i thought, you are the man who has everything from people to influence, and i did notice there is one thing that makes you smile, so i wanted to give you the gift of balloons. So laughter so thank you so much for coming to the daily show. cheers and applause