Texas Jarcuterie Boards Are The New Sharkcoochie Boards
Proper people call them by their real name, charcuterie boards, but the slang version, a sharkcoochie board, has been getting all the recent hype.
Now, charcuterie boards are getting a big ole Texas makeover. Enter "Jarcuterie Boards", stage left. One news station affectionately calls these "Lunchables for grownups" (I still like Lunchables, though, in fact, I have several sitting on a shelf in my fridge, some for my 9-yr-old daughter and some for me!)
Jarcuteries got their start in our neighbor to the east, Arkansas. A company named Noble Graze came up with the idea and it spread like wildfire. Since everything in Texas has to be bigger, badder (not proper English, I know), and gaudier than everybody else, the jarcuteries you'll find here will be over the top and extra yummy.