"Peter Obi is the luckiest man alive." "Why do you say that?" "Imagine for a moment that he is the president governing Nigeria today." "What is there to imagine?" "Imagine the kind of abuse people would have heaped on him. Obi kelele nke would have become something else." "Aha. Abuse! Would it be different from what they have done already?" "In fact, they would not just abuse him; they would have cursed all Igbo people in Nigeria and beyond." "Saying what?"