Street has switched places with the trump march to war with north korea protest at trumps plaza in new rochelle. Everybody got that. Okay, lets go protest oh, hold on. Hold on. Trumps tweeting again. Cannibalism has its merits. Wow. Okay. Revised plan. Everybody over to the trump ice rink for the eating humans is wrong rally lets go announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders. Caitriona balfe. And musical guest the national. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing cheers and applause band playing stephen very nice. Very kind. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Now piano riff cheers and applause quickly here, Hurricane Irma you guys heard of this . Hurricane irma, it continues to grind its way through the caribbean. Its the largest atlantic storm in history, with sustained of up of up to 185 miles per hour. So, if youre in its path, please dont be. If you havent already left, please follow the guidance of your local officials regarding evacuations. But if you are staying put, might i suggest following the stormprep example of eccentric billionaire and guy most likely to make his own Jurassic Park in real life, sir richard branson. laughter the goatheaded demon god actually owns a private island down in the caribbean, and he rode out the storm yesterday in his wine cellar. laughter smart move, because i hear the red cross shelters only have merlot. How drab now, branson hunkered down with his team of attractive young people and posted some cool pics, like this one of them having a sleepover in the great house. And this one of them playing some sort of dice game. Because being in the path of a category 5 hurricane wasnt enough of a gamble. Okay, lets see who we eat first. piano riff joshua, go marinate yourself. Good news, theyre fine. Many people are not, sadly. If you want to help, tune in on tuesday for the hand in hand harvey and irma hurricane telethon airing on all the major networks. Give us a call. Ill be working the phones. And if it helps raise money, ill also be working the pole. laughter all right . Whatever it takes. I was young, i needed the money. piano riff applause now, im going to Say Something a little weird right now, so bear with me the democrats won something. cheers and applause that is that cant be right. Heres what happened, during a white house meeting about the upcoming agenda in congress, trump sided with the democrats on the debt limit and funding for hurricane harvey. Huge victory for the dems and you know what that means its squanderin time laughter piano riff but for the moment, theyre riding high because they got trump to agree to their plan on the debt limit. You guys remember the debt limit, right . We talk about it every so often, okay. Its the amount of debt america is legally allowed to carry, and, if we dont raise it every once in a while, we default on everything and america gets repossessed by china. laughter then i think we all move down to Richard Bransons wine cellar. laughter to ride it out. Republicans wanted to raise the debt ceiling to cover the next 18 months . The next 18 months, so the democrats couldnt use it as a negotiating tool before the midterm elections. Democrats wanted to cover only three months, and they convinced trump, possibly right at this moment when Chuck Schumer appears to be saying, whos a good president . You are you are laughter piano riff go get it go get it laughter of course, this infuriated republican leaders. One g. O. P. Operative put it this way he bleep us. laughter piano riff yeah, yeah. And he didnt even take them furniture shopping first. So why, why did trump side with the democrats . People at the meeting say he was anxious to get a deal done fast. In fact, a senior republican source described trump as being in apprentice mode. Yeah, he was in apprentice mode, which explains why he kept calling schumer, senator meatloaf. laughter and trumps also hinting he might work with the dems on restoring daca after he rescinds it. Chuck and nancy would like to see something happen, and so do i. And i said, if we can get something to happen, we are going to sign it, and were gonna make a lot of happy people. Stephen yeah, thats the best way to make people happy first, scare the crap out them. Then tell them theres a way out. Its like one of those saw movies in reverse. Okay, ive locked you dreamers in a room. Youve all got green cards but theyre in your skull behind your eyeball. Heres a broken bottle. Go for it happy people laughter so ha laughter piano riff applause eventually, my impression of trump will just be grunting. grunting laughter just as intelligible. Then, out of nowhere, is this today . Today, trump tweeted for all of those, daca, that are concerned about your status during the sixmonth period, you have nothing to worry about. No action yes, i tied you to train tracks, but dont worry, the train is running six months late. laughter so its an odd, unexpected tweet, so whyd he do it . Then we found out why he did it. I said to him, when he called this morning, i said, thanks for calling. This is what we need people really need a reassurance from you, mr. President. And boom, boom, boom, the tweet appeared. Stephen boom, boom, boom . Boom, boom, boom . Im sorry, maam, i believe its pronounced like this Bing Bing Bing stephen bing, bing, boom, boom, boom laughter applause piano riff ah, ah, ah, eh. laughter so were finally seeing some deals happening, and it could be because the president has found a new dealmakin spot. Members of congress are saying that air force one is trumps new boardroom. So you know when youre stuck on an airplane next to someone who wont shut up . Turns out, it could be worse. Apparently, the president has invited a lot of lawmakers onto the plane for private arm twisting sessions. And its effective, as congressman Mario Diazbalart says, they cant go anywhere. They cant run away from you. Same reason trump loves dressing rooms. audience reacts im sorry, im sorry, was i not allowed . I didnt see the signs. Oops. Ah, eh. Eh. laughter this is a new low. laughter of course, this was my first week back from a twoweek break, cheers and applause jon thats a long break. Stephen and so many things happened. I really missed the chance to talk about some big stuff especially the exit of white house strategist and proactive before model, steve bannon. Technically, i guess bannon wasnt fired because on the day he left, the administration issued a statement white house chief of staff john kelly and steve bannon have mutually agreed today would be steves last day. Yes, it was mutual. Same way my College Girlfriend and i mutually agreed that shed be happier having sex with gary. laughter well, seems like a good guy. Youd like him. laughter well, this sunday, bannons making his first postwhite house tv appearance right here on cbs, and surprisingly, its not as a corpse on n. C. I. S. laughter how long has this guy been floating in the harbor . laughter bannon somebodys little boy. Bannon is sitting down with our friend charlie rose on the 60 minutes, and he teased it this morning on cbs this morning. First Television Interview hes done. Yep, most people have not heard him speak before. But hes certainly not one to mince words, charlie. Im surprised he came out. Stephen oh my god, he came out . This interviews going to be amazing. applause im surprised. Im surprised hes not more fit. laughter now we got a sneak peek of charlies interview and, in it, bannon defends trump ending daca, even though bannons a catholic and the church opposed the decision. The Catholic Church have been terrible about this. The bishops have been terrible about this. By the way, you know why you know why . Because, unable to really to, to come to grips with the problems in the church, they need illegal aliens. They need illegal aliens to fill the churches. Its obvious, on the face of it. Stephen yeah, its obvious on the face of it that the church is just cynically welcoming in strangers who desperately need help, so the bishops can get into heaven. The fix is in. Theyre just buttering up the big guy. Jesus laid out the whole Marketing Strategy blessed are the meek, for they will really fill up the pews. Ill take anybody. Peacemakers, lepers, mexicans. Kaching. applause bannon went on to clarify why he disagrees with his church on this. I totally respect the pope and the catholic bishops and cardinals on doctrine. This is not about doctrine. This is about the sovereignty of the nation. And in that regard, theyre just another guy with an opinion. Stephen yeah, steve, and now that youre not at the white house, so are you. cheers and applause very much like the pope. Very much like the pope. applause now, our friend charlie rose also asked bannon about his image in the media. The media image, i think, is pretty accurate. Im a street fighter. Thats what i am. Youre more than that. I think im a street fighter. Stephen yeah, you look like a street fighter. Have you ever thought about fighting back . laughter only so much punishment a mans face can take. piano riff in fact, bannons such a street fighter, hes actually in the video game. Nazi punch nazi punch you win deep state destroyed stephen great game. applause and even though hes no longer in the white house, bannon vows to defend trump, no matter what. Donald trumps a fighter great counter puncher. Great counter puncher. Hes a fighter. Im gonna be his wingman outside for the entire time. Stephen thats not how a wingman works. laughter youre not standing outside the bar shouting youre doing a great job, brad hey, ladies, my friend is great at sex get on that thing laughter piano riff but bannon is a staunch trump supporter, he even defended trump after he failed to call out violent White Supremacists in charlotteseville. By the way, after the charlottesville situation, thats what i told general kelly. I was the only guy that came out and tried to defend him. I was the only guy that said, hes talking about talking about something, taking it up to a higher level. Stephen yeah, hes definitely taking it to a higher level. Id say his support is about up here. applause piano riff or over here. Somewhere up there. Weve got a great show for you tonight. 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Check out this show a week from tuesday, the night after i host the emmys. A week from monday, i host the emmys. cheers and applause no, no, a week from sunday, i host the emmys. A week from tuesday, Hillary Clinton will be sitting in that seat right there talking about her new book, what happened. Well find out what happened. Hopefully, well find out what happened. laughter but, now, for tonights contender, my first guest is a former democratic president ial candidate, current independent senator, and constant raspberry seed in the wisdom tooth, please welcome senator Bernie Sanders cheers and applause band playing stephen look at that reaction to that crowd. Do you miss it . cheers and applause do you miss the crowd . Do i miss it . Stephen do you miss the crowds at all . Because you became a sex symbol in your 70s laughter cheers and applause no, the truth is i get enormous energy and what sustains me is getting out among real people, out of capitol hill and feeling the love and desire to do good things in this country, so, yeah. cheers and applause stephen thank you for being here. Youve got a new book, its called Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. laughter no, i apologize. Its a good book, should get that. Stephen its called Bernie Sanders guide to Political Revolution. All right . cheers and applause this is a political powder keg between two covers. Light a match, step back revolution, right . Yep. Stephen okay. Somebody else has a book now, Hillary Clinton does, and that book is called what happened, and she remembers you from the campaign in the book. I dont know if youre aware of this. But id like a reaction to this, Hillary Clinton says that your attacks during the campaign caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives. What is your response to that accusation that you damaged america by damaging Hillary Clinton . Actually, the cases that the Progressive Movement today and grassroots activism is stronger than it has been in many, many years. cheers and applause as a result of our campaign, millions of young people began to vote for the first time, became engaged in the political process. Were seeing young people all over this country, working class people, running for office from school board to congress. So i think there is a level of understanding now, among people, and what this book is about, that we have got to stand together against trumps efforts to divide us up, take on the billionaire class and make that Political Revolution so that we have a government that works for all of us, not just the 1 . cheers and applause but, Stephen Stephen those are the kind of attacks she was talking about, bernie. laughter but i understand. Look, secretary clinton ran against the most unpopular candidate in the history of this country and she lost and was upset about that and i understand that. But our job is not to go backwards. It is to go forwards. It is to create the kind of nation we know we can become. We have enormous problems facing us. I think its silly talking about 2016. We have too many problems. Weve got this daca issue, the outrageous effort on trumps part to throw 800,000 people off their legal status. We have to deal with climate change, raise the minimum wage, we have to have healthcare for all our people as a right. Stephen i agree. Those are the issues weve got to be focusing on. applause stephen i agree. I think all of us agree its important we look forward. So lets talk about 2016 one more time, because Hillary Clinton also talks about something called pony promises, that you were promising people ponies and she would say, where are the ponies coming from . Are we going to regulate the ponies, and you would say, Hillary Clinton hates ponies, doesnt think america deserves ponies. What do you make of her accusations that you promise too much and forced her in a position that unless she took the most leftwing view, she would lose the base you helped create. What are the promises i made . I said in america we should join every other industrialized country and guarantee healthcare to all people as a right, and there is now growing sentiment for that effort. So thats not a pipe dream. A majority of the American People now believe that the government should make sure that every man, woman and child has healthcare as a right, okay . applause i said that the 7. 25 minimum wage today is a starvation wage. Weve got to raise the minimum wage to 15 an hour. applause and right now, stephen, i have 31 cosponsors in the United States senate for that piece of legislation. I said that we need to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure, spend 1 trillion to do that and in doing that we can create up to 15 million decent paying jobs, now the official position of the democratic party. I have said that we have to deal with criminal Justice Reform so we dont have more people in jail than any other country on earth, growing consciousness on that issue. applause stephen universal college education. Free college education. I said that we need, in a competitive global economy, to make public colleges and universities tuition free. Talk to the governor of the state of new york, he thinks thats a good idea because they already passed that legislation. cheers and applause and other communities are doing it. So the ideas the real point is we broke through a box which said you cant talk about this, you cant talk about income inequality, you cant talk about healthcare for all, you cant talk about taking on the billionaire class. We did it. We ended up with 13 million votes, i think we helped transform politics in america. cheers and applause stephen well, i have, next week, just a little over a week from now, im going to have secretary clinton sitting right there talking about her book. What do you think i should ask her about the accusations . If you were going to respond, if theres a question id like to ask her about these ponies, what might it be . I think the response is, we have got to think going forward, and i would like her to join us, in the fight for 15, in a medicare for all single payer system, in taking on the fossil fuel industry, so we transform our Energy System away from fossil fuel and move to Energy Sufficiency and sustainable energy. So, in other words, we need her help to go forward. Lets not keep arguing about 2016. Lets get together, take on trumps desire to divide us up, lets go forward with the progressive agenda. Ask her if shell do that. cheers and applause stephen okay. Weve got to take a little break right here. When we come back, im going to try to make senator sanders Say Something nice about donald trump. Stick around. cheers and applause fortyeight hours of protection. I dont have to reapply this, not once. Its really soft and almost velvety as you put it on. Thats like really soft. Try dove advanced care for softer, smoother underarms. Its iphone season and everyones celebrating but this year celebrate more responsibly. How much data did i use last night . What did i sign up for . Hey jimmy, wheres your iphone season spirit . Be smart and get the new iphone 8 from sprint youll get the best price for unlimited and Network Reliability within 1 of the other guys. Works for me its an iphone season miracle im going to sprint vo celebrate at sprint get the new iphone 8 and save 350, plus upgrade to the latest iphone anytime for people with hearing loss, with iphone forever. Visit sprintrelay. Com. cheers and applause stephen welcome back. Were here with our friend senator Bernie Sanders. As i said before the break, im trying to get you to Say Something nice about donald trump. Hes been in office for nine months, Something Like that now. Is there something nice you could say about President Trump . Uh. laughter stephen would you like me to go first . Yeah, why dont you go first . Stephen he still has all his teeth laughter or someones teeth. He has someones teeth. Anything . Yeah, i mean laughter uh stephen i want to warn our affiliates, we might be going long. piano riff laughter well, lets say this, he has talked about taking on the pharmaceutical industry and lowering the very, very high cost of prescription drugs in this country, and he is right to make the point that the Drug Companies are ripping us off in a terrible, terrible way. So President Trump, thats what you said during the campaign, lets go Forward Together and do that. Stephen he also agrees with you on infrastructure. Thats right. The president said, when he was a candidate, he said we need a trilliondollar investment in our infrastructure, and that is exactly right, and i hope we can go forward. The proposals that he seems to have brought forth really talk about privatization of our roads and our bridges and our water system, which to me is total nonsense. But i hope that we can Work Together because our infrastructure, in fact, is collapsing, and we can create many, many millions of jobs by rebuilding it. Stephen now, next wednesday, i understand, youre introducing a medicare for all bill. Yep. Stephen what is that . What it is, is finally coming to to terms with a very, very fundamental issue. And that is, as a nation, we have got to finally decide whether healthcare is a human right or it is not. Whether every man, woman and child in this country is entitled to healthcare because they are human beings, or whether or not were going to continue to have a system run by the Insurance Companies and the Drug Companies where the major goal is to make huge profits for those entities. And i think the time is now for the United States to join every other major country on earth im talking about canada, u. K. , france, germany every major country that guarantees healthcare to all people. And what a medicare for all system is about, is saying weve got a good program now for seniors, its called medicare, lets make that Program Available to every man, woman and child in this country. applause stephen i dont want to talk about 2016 anymore. Lets talk about 2020. laughter in july, you were in iowa. You were in New Hampshire last weekend. Are you running again, and are you prepared to be blamed next time for trumps reelection . laughter stephen, i will tell you what i tell everybody, that right now, what the American People want the senate and the house to do is start addressing the real issues that they are facing, and the real issues are healthcare, making Educational Opportunity valuable to all, raising the minimum wage. That is what they want us to focus on. They do not like neverending campaigns. Media likes that. I dont think people do. So weve got a long time to go. We just came from election eight or nine months ago, so let us focus on the issues that the American People care about and the politics will follow that. Stephen you gestured at me when you said media. laughter i take that as an act of hostility, senator. laughter okay, well, sir, thank you so much for being here. The book is Bernie Sanders guide to Political Revolution. 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Tylenol®. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the show cheers and applause folks, my next guest is an irish actress who plays the time traveling combat nurse claire on the television phenomenon outlander please welcome Caitriona Balfe cheers and applause band playing please hello hi. Hello Stephen Lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you, too. Stephen now, please explain something to me. They spelled your name phonetically for me in the prompter here, katrina balf, but it is spelled caitriona. Why do so many names in ireland not look like anything like theyre pronounced . Thats a simplified version. Stephen thats the simplified version . Yes. There should be a fada on the i. Stephen a fada on the i right there . Uhhuh. I took it off for america to make it easy. Stephen how often do you get kytroina . A lot. Stephen lucky girl. I get a lot of mis pronunciations. Stephen where in ireland did you grow up . Outside a Little Village called tidatnas. Stephen not a big place. No, one church, one school, two pubs. Stephen one for the church and one for the school . Yes. Stephen one for the pre school and one for the teachers. One for the preschool kids going home. Stephen you have been in america ten years. You had a very successful modeling career. Were you in acting school in dublin . I was. I studied at d. I. T. Roth mines, so i was doing theater studies there and got scouted there. So i left after my first year. Stephen you have been in the United States for ten years. Do you like it here . I love it here. People care here. Stephen do people not care over there . They do, but institutions care here or they used to. laughter stephen thats interesting. Thats interesting. Youve gotten into a little bit of trouble, i understand, with the California Department of motor vehicles. You received a letter i have a copy for you here laughter and could you tell me, hereby hangs a tale, what would you do to deserve this letter and could you give us a dramatic reading of what you got from the department of california motor vehicles. This is what i mean, institutions care. They were concerned that due to the latest entries of my driving record that i was now among some of californias worst drivers. laughter stephen you got an official letter saying you are one of the worst drivers in california . laughter how did you get here tonight . Funny enough, starz wont let me drive so they hired a car. Stephen all right. What are the accusations here . In my defense, so there may have been a late turn on a red light, or i was speeding one day. But i thought because you get a ticket and they ask do you want to go to driving school, and i would send off my form and say, yes, i would love to go to driving school to get the point taken off my license. But i waited for the acceptance letter, which never came. Stephen you thought it was like getting into a university . laughter congratulations, we are proud to accept you to californias driving school. Yes, i thought that they would say, okay, yes, you can go to driving school. But i just didnt know that you had to go do that online on your own. So i just accumulated stephen so whats going to happen to you, Caitriona Balfe . Well, nothing, because then i got a great job and got to go to scotland so i have been away four years so i think i lost those points now. Stephen no, you havent. They dont just expunge them from your record. They dont . Stephen no, theyre going to put you in the clink. Theyre going to take you downtown youre going to see how much institutions care in california. laughter outlander, season 3 is coming up here. cheers and applause hearing from the people. Many people in this building are completely obsessed with this show. Can you tell me why you think people get so obsessed with the story of a timetraveling combat nurse in love with jamie in 18th century scotland . Because there is a beautiful aspirational love story at the start of the show. Stephen but youre cheating on your husband frank. Hes not born yet stephen doesnt matter. If my wife came back from a time machine and said, no biggie, i had sex with a guy in the 18th century, i would be pretty mad. Really . Stephen yes, just for the record, if youre watching, dont do that, please. Well, i dont know. Stephen and youre pregnant with his baby in the 18th century. True, frank is very understanding. Stephen your show is hailed as having some of the best sex on television. Are you aware of this . Can you explain why your sex on tv might be better than others, and keep in mind this is cbs . Well stephen is it because your character is a nurse and she knows her way around . Shes great with anatomy and the men wear kilts so its easy access, i guess. cheers and applause stephen ill take it. Im hooked. Im hooked. Well, its really lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for being here. Be careful driving. cheers and applause the new season of outlander appears sunday on starz Caitriona Balfe, everybody well be right back with a performance by the National Cheers and applause band playing engine roaring i i will be king and you. Drink, sir . You will be. No, thanks. engine revving im still driving. Will drive them away we can be heroes. Thats why at petsmart we carry Royal Canin Breed Health Nutrition formulas. Now spend 50 on royal canin and save 10 on your next purchase and when you buy any bag of dog or cat food we give a meal to a pet in need. Petsmart for the love of pets. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. 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The day i die the day i die where will we be . The day i die the day i die where will we be . The day i die the day i die where will we be . I get a little punchy with the vodka just like my great uncle valentine jester did but he had to deal with those people like you who made no common sense id rather walk all the way home right now than to spend one more second in this place im exactly like you valentine just come outside and leave with me lets just get high enough to see our problems lets just get high enough to see our fathers houses the day i die the day i die where will we be . The day i die the day i die where will we be . The day i die the day i die where will we be . The day i die the day i die where will we be . cheers and applause stephen thanks so much the national, everybody well be right back. Sold for eight thousand five . Hundred unicorn in rouge. Congratulations, sir. When you need help fast, call us with td asap on the td bank app and skip to the front of the line. 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