Plus, many more so, what are you waiting for . Order surfin m. I. A. Today, and enjoy summer the way it was meant to be spent alone and in the dark. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight depress briefing. Plus, stephen welcomes Jake Gyllenhaal. And musical guest m. Ward. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen if its true, that will be great. Oh, hi. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. My wife and i were just talking about when when we get to find out whats actually happening, so we can all go back to living our lives. Because, like all of you, im sure, im just looking forward to the glorious day when this crisis is over, and i can rip off my mask and go into a crowded room full of elderly people and lick them all. And what gets me is, President Trump should have seen this covid crisis coming. Were now learning that as far back as january, the president s intelligence briefing book repeatedly cited the virus threat. Well, theres your problem. Those are three of trumps least favorite words intelligence, briefing, and book. If they really wanted him to pay attention, they should have called it his daily pornographic hamburger fire truck. For a guy who doesnt know what hes talking about, trump sure does talk a lot. He was at it again yesterday, but not without a little drama, because, in one day, the white house scheduled, canceled, then rescheduled the press briefing. Who changes their mind that often . Its a press briefing, don, not a wedding vow. Trump was asked about his suggestion last week that people inject disinfectant to cure the coronavirus. Reporter maryland and other states governor larry hogan, specifically said theyve seen a spike in people using disinfectant after your comments last week. I know you said they were sarcastic, but do you take i cant imagine why. I cant imagine why, yeah. Reporter do you take any responsibility if someone were to die . No, i cant imagine i cant imagine that. Stephen i cant imagine why those people followed your advice. Its a real mystery. Specifically, nancy drew and the case of bleach she drank after trump told her to. Then, the president shifted blame to his longtime nemesis, fill in the blank. It could have been stopped, and it could have been stopped short. But. Somebody a long time ago, it seems, decided not to do it that way. And the whole world is suffering because of it. Stephen as trump yes, someone should have stopped it, a long time ago, and i dont wanna say where. Lets just say, in a galaxy far, far away. That bad guy had a ventilator on his face. He knew something was up. Now, at the briefing, the Trump Administration unveiled what they called their blueprint for increasing testing capacity. But it leaves the onus on states to develop their own plans. So their plan is, make someone else come up with the plan. And im being told we have a copy of the trump blueprint in fact, the federal governments blueprint described the federal government as the supplier of last resort. Well, that is inspiring leadership, just like braveheart they may take our lives, but theyll never take our freedom anyway, thats the blueprint good luck im a fighter of last resort stephen then reporters grilled Vice President mike pence about why the number of tests has been so much lower than what he said they would be almost two months ago. Reporter mr. Vice president , back in early march, you said wed get four million tests by the following week. Weve just now gotten there in the last few days. What lessons have you learned from the mistakes over the last month and a half or so . Jon, i appreciate the question, but it represents a misunderstanding on your part and, frankly, a lot of people in the publics part about the difference between having a test, versus the ability to actually process the test. Stephen well, okay, but if you dont process the tests, then you dont get any results theres a reason why, when you take a pregnancy test, two minutes later, it doesnt say congratulations, its pee. But i dont know why were listening to that guy at all, because today, pence visited the mayo clinic, where he was the only person not wearing a face mask. Oh, my god you are the head of the Coronavirus Task force, and youre in the hospital, and youre the only one without a mask. Hold on, ive got a mask for you right here. Its not like the Vice President didnt know. The hospital has a strict policy requiring all visitors to wear masks, and tweeted after pences visit, mayo clinic had informed the Vice President of the masking policy prior to his arrival today. Wow. That must have been harsh for mike pence to get roasted by his idol mayo. While pence was saying it and spraying it, trump had a coronavirus meeting with Florida Governor ron desantis, seen here estimating the size of his brain. Right off the bat, trump offered some crazy ideas to fight the virus, like banning entire countries from entering florida. Youre going to be cutting off brazil. I mean, youre going to not actually cut them off. But its just if youre going to fly to miami, then the airlines should give you the abbott test, and then put you on the plane. But if would you ever want to ban certain countries . If theyre if they were seeding the United States, i think we should ban them. Youll let us know. Youll be watching and youll let us know. Stephen what . What do you mean, youll let us know . Ron desantis will let the president of the United States know if he wants to ban a country . Thats not how this works. I dont trust florida with international policy. I barely trust florida with florida. Dont ask his advice doesnt trump know that asking a floridian for advice is floridas leading cause of death . And then desantis boasted about floridas success. His secret . Having Jared Kushner on speed dial. Jared, he had a team, going around, like, figuring out where the ventilators would be needed. So when everyone was talking about 40,000 ventilators in new york. Im in contact with jared about florida, about new york, and he was saying, well, theyre not going to need that. And i was like, look, i, actually, i agree with your numbers, i dont think we need any ventilators in florida right now. Maybe things will change. So they were ready at a moments notice to get the ventilators wherever they were needed. They were absolutely ready, willing, and able to do that once the data suggested it. Stephen look, im not saying desantis is an asskisser. Im just saying, in a pinch, he could use kushners butt as a ventilator. Oh, hey theres news from the world of air travel theres still a world of air travel. I thought the airlines had just let all the planes return to the wild. It turns out, not only are the airlines flying, theyre still crowding people on board. Look at this recent footage of a flight from new york to charlotte, North Carolina. Now, of course, thats back in coach. In first class, you get coronavirus on your hot towel. The passenger who took this video tweeted that shed never felt less safe or cared for in my entire life. Obviously, she has never flown on spirit airlines. When another customer asked an Airline Employee about the crowded conditions, she was told that if the airline sells 150 seats, they will board 150 seats. Its a business. Yes. Yes, we noticed it was a business, back when you started charging us an extra 70 for blood circulation. But some airlines are trying to adapt to the coronavirus world. For example, the folks at jetblue have said theyre going to be the first u. S. Airline to require passenger face masks. Jetblues chief operating officer explained that this is the new flying etiquette. Replacing the old flying etiquette none. And jetblue isnt the only airline doing virus prevention, because airasia has launched a new Flight Attendant uniform with long sleeves, face mask, and hood. So, apparently, now your flight crew is manned by a posse of break dancers from chernobyl. Air travel is the least of our problems, though. Because americans could see meat shortages by the end of the week. Apparently, outbreaks are forcing the closure of some of the countrys biggest slaughterhouses for safety reasons. You know its bad if slaughterhouses are doing something for safety reasons. Theyre pretty tough places. Theres a reason they dont call them cuddle houses. According to the chairman of tyson foods mike tyson, im going to say supplychain issues mean that millions of pounds of meat will disappear. A phrase thats actually inscribed over the door frame of every arbys. The shortage has already begun. Almost a third of the u. S. Pork capacity is down. And it doesnt help that arbys just introduced their new sandwich the u. S. Pork capacity. Fortunately, this problem came to the attention of americas numberone meat fan, because today, trump ordered u. S. Meat plants to stay open amid the pandemic. Wow, he really acted quickly to save the meats. Maybe they should have put that in the initial intelligence briefing. as aide mr. President , hundreds of thousands of americans could be infected with this deadly virus. And some of those people make your hamburgers. as trump quick ramp up the testing, and fire up the grill. Of course, i dont know why anyone is surprised by this. That old crone tried to warn us of the coming meat shortage years ago. Wheres the beef . Stephen we have a great show for you tonight. Ill be talking to the lovely and talented Jake Gyllenhaal. 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I was just checking speaking of jazz, i was listening to Duke Ellington on the dick cavett show. Stephen wow. I didnt realize he had done that show. And i checked that out, man, and i was pleasantly surprised to find that clip floating around online, you know. Stephen thats nice. What did they talk about . Jon well, i was just listening to it just before we started talking. But they were starting to talk about how hes on the road and he never leaves the road. Like, Duke Ellington stephen like, didnt have a home, just was always on the road. Jon yeah. And his idea of touring was that it didnt exist. Theres no such thing as touring. Its just a way of life. And that was really interesting to hear how he approached the music like that. Stephen wow, wow. Hard on the family, i guess. Jon ah, yeah. Thats not for me. But. You know, duke made great music, so maybe he figured something out, you know. Stephen thank you, jon. Jon much love. Stephen you know, i spend most of my time sitting right here, bringing together the organic whole wheat flour, the triplefiltered water, the frenchflaked sea salt, and the fresh active bakers yeast that are the big stories of the day, proofing and baking them into the artisanal baguette that is my monologue. But sometimes, sometimes, instacart cant get any of that stuff. So, i like to also sit right here, rummage through the news pantry for some expired cake mix, soak some raisins in tepid orange juice to ferment my own yeast, and throw in the baking soda from the back of the crisper, to make the hobostyle quickbread of news that is my quarantine meanwhile segment quarantinewhile stephen quarantinewhile, in california, a trio of suspected thieves was arrested in what police are calling a heinous toilet paper caper. You can see it all in the new action comedy, oceans number 2. Police were patrolling a Shopping Mall parking lot when they came across the thieves trying to steal 31 rolls of toilet paper, 31 towels of various sizes, and four sets of bed sheets. No judgement, but it really sounds like those thieves are planning to wipe their butts with towels and sheets. It would explain charmins new slogan enjoy the go, dread the laundry. Quarantinewhile, americans are stockpiling frozen pizza, causing a potential shortage amid the coronavirus. Really . Frozen pizza . Fresh pizza is one of the things you can still have brought to you. Frozen pizza is a last resort. Thats why the slogan is, its not delivery. Its deonly thing we have. Quarantinewhile, a dog has tested positive for coronavirus, marking the first known positive case in a dog in the United States. Not to blame the victim here, but i doubt the dog was observing proper hygiene protocols while licking his own butt. 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Always ultra thin with rapid dry absorbs 40 faster with up to 100 leak free comfort. So everyone can be leak free. Find your fit with always stephen welcome back, everybody. You know my first guest from films such as brokeback mountain, nightcrawler, and spiderman far from home. Please welcome to a late show, Jake Gyllenhaal jake hi Shhh Shhh Shhh stephen whats up . Why are we shhh stephen whispering why are why are we whispering . I have i have i have sourdough rising. Shhh its resting. Its resting. My sourdough is resting. Stephen is that is that something sourdough something sourdough has to shhh stephen is that something sourdough has to do . It has to rest. Yes stephen i dont i dont know. Okay, we can speak up we can speak up a little. Theyre in deep sleep. Stephen okay, okay. Is it are you have you fallen into the sourdough cult . Because that is something thats obsessing a lot of people right now. As my hair has grown longer and as i i have sort of slowly inched into the hipster world, ive found myself falling in love with sourdough. Actually, i have nothing i have nothing to do, and so, my i have a good friend who is a baker in san francisco. He has an amazing bakery called the mill. And we were talking. And i i i hate this, but i was like, you can teach me how to can you teach me how to do a sourdough starter . And so, off i off i went. Stephen did he teach you how to do a sourdough starter, or did he give you sourdough starter . He he gave me what he calls josies magic. He actually, he sent it to me in the mail. His name is josie baker. He sent it to me in the mail, and i thought it was some illegal substance. And then i used it. It didnt fully work, but he sent me some flour with it, too, some rye flour whispering some rye flour. Stephen i asked for this reason, because i have some. I have this stuff right here. I havent done anything with it yet. But it it my niece is making sourdough. It certainly smells sour. Its like it smells a little bit like yogurt. Is that right . Like vinegar. It should it should stephen yeah, its vinegary. Are there bubbles in it . Are there bubbles in it . Stephen yeah, there are bubbles. Theres some foam on the top. Now what do i do . Okay, hold on stephen i cant i cant eat that. What do i do . You go from that to this. whispering which is resting. Its not yet fully rising, but its on its way. Stephen thats beautiful. Thats beautiful. So, but then what do i do with this now . Do i just pour this in . So first i mean, as if youre asking me, as if i but what i do with it, is i take the starter, and then you have to get a nice sort of wheat flour, and you make what they call a levain. Stephen a levain . Yes. Or in america, a preferment. Stephen okay, got it. Right . And then you do that, you let that rest for like 12 to 24 hours, and then you can start mixing it up into some other flour, and then make your dough. Stephen i have no idea what motivates anyone to watch television anymore. So it is possible this conversation right now is either getting super bowl ratings, or people are scrambling for the remote right now to click over to anything else. Theres a very particular kind of audience who is definitely, definitely into this. There are 14 people stephen okay, i want to and pass on from my wife and also myself a tremendous complement for your performance the other night in take me to the world a sondheim 90th birthday celebration. You sang move on from sunday in the park with george, which of course you did on broadway, with annaleigh ashford. Every sondheim song is beautiful and heartbreaking in its own way, but it was an amazing performance. Which, we have a little bit of a clip right here. Explore the light i want to know how to get through through to something new something of my own move on move on stephen how did you do that . How did you do that a cappella and in different locations . How did you achieve that . I mean, look, it may be a surprise to you, but im not a professional singer. I dont do a lot of recording. We recorded the album stephen it is a surprise to me, because that was beautiful. Oh, well, thanks. I. Dont know, we had i had i literally dont know. We had to play we had an accompaniment, and we had to sing together with our ear our ear pod, and the timing was off. It was it was very hard. We had to we had to sort of, like, record sort of tracks, right before the other one, in order to sing together. Its probably what like doing this show is for you. Its almost its inexplicable. You know . Stephen yes. I cant even stephen yes. Did you watch it . Did you watch the show later . Because its so extraordinary. As i said, like, every sondheim song is beautiful, but i dont know all of them. But every single one, youre like, eh, i dont really know it that well. By the end of it youre just weeping by the end of it. I mean, had they told me that i was going to be sandwiched between audrey mcdonald, meryl streep, you know, like, and then, you know, like, bernadette peters, and, you know, i would have never been able to perform. So. Stephen it worked out. It worked out, i promise you. Yeah. Stephen do you have a favorite sondheim song . I mean, obviously, as i said, you were the george in sunday in the park with george. But do you have a favorite sondheim lyric out there . Dont wake the sourdough. Do you know that song . Stephen yeah, i do. I mean, thats probably anyone laughter anyone can whistle, right . No, that ones not written by Stephen Sondheim. I do. That song, no more, actually, that chip zien sang at the tribute is my favorite sondheim song for the moment. And one of the lyrics from it that i. I just the lines, no more curses we cant undo left by fathers we never knew is just like there are so many lines in that song. That entire song is filled with incredible wisdom. But that, i love that line so much. Stephen how well do you know Stephen Sondheim . I mean, well, weve had dinner. Weve had dinner. I mean, i stephen thats not bad. I mean, i would say ive graduated from calling him stephen, to calling him steve. Stephen i noticed. I noticed that you laughter did you notice . Stephen people on the special called him stephen and some people called him steve. Happy birthday, steve. Stephen and i know mr. Sondheim a little bit, and i dont know if i could bring myself to call him steve. Thats bold. At that moment where i tried it with him in person, you know, like, i tried it in person, and i felt like my world could either completely undo or it could come together in complete harmony. laughter and i put it out there, and he allowed it. Its like stephen oh, wow. Its like yeah, it was stephen thats like stealing home. Huh . Stephen i said thats like stealing home. It was. It was. It was. Stephen now, you did the last time you were on we were talking about sea wall a life, which was at the public and then on broadway. And starting thursday tell me if ive got this right those who did not get to see you do it on stage can listen to it on audible. Yes, thursday april 30. It will actually be free, apparently, for audible members, until may. End of may. Not one day. Till the end of may. April 30 to may 1, its free. For five seconds, as they upload it to the audible site. Stephen i want to i want to ask you and im asking for a friend how is it like for you to perform something that youre used to doing in front of a live audience, with no audience at all . Because id be curious what that feels like, jake. Well, i have ive had a lot of experience with this now, so i really can speak to it. Who who do you know that has to do that . Stephen just, i have a friend. I have a friend. He called me up. Are they. . Stephen yeah, he talks to me in the mirror in the middle of the night. And hes hes he just wants to know how to keep doing it. Okay, yeah. Well, i feel that way about most things. But i it was it was really hard. I have to say, i dont know how you feel every night, but its like this sense of, not having an audience, not having an audience there is deathdefying. Its worse and scarier than having an audience. And its pretty scary, having an audience. But it also gives you so much life. Its everything. Theyre everything, you know . As witnessed by this interview. laughter stephen yeah, well, i i say that, like, if its a really good audience, i come off stage with more energy than i went on. Yes. Stephen yeah, its like, i could be sick and i come off and im healed. Yes. Stephen you know, but doing a show without an audience, youre only left with your own devices and your own energy level and, listen, its a lovely job. Dont get me wrong. But you get to have your wife around all the time. Stephen i do. I get to have my wife around all the time. And my son is right here as my stage manager, and my lighting guy and my camera man and my sound guy, right here. Could anything be better . I mean, if i had my family around me on stage, i dont know what i would do. I would probably lose it. You know . Stephen well, it can be hard though, sometimes, because when im doing a show, i dont particularly want to see my familys face in the front row when im doing it. Because the audience is just this thing. The audience is just sort of i kind of what do you picture when you do the show . Are you doing it for 400 people . Like, who do you imagine youre doing it for . When im on stage or when i did the recording of it . Stephen when youre on stage. When youre actually performing in front of a live audience. It depends. This show was a monologue, so as a result of being that, it was an exchange with the audience. So, we had to i did think of them there every night. And there would be sounds from the audience and i would respond to them, you know . We never really pretended that there was ever that fourth wall, or whatever its called. So i we just, whatever would happen would happen. When we were recording it, it was like, i didnt know who i was talking to. I it took me many takes to understand what the piece was even about, without an audience. Stephen because you lose do you think about that every night . Stephen no, absolutely. You lose the rhythm. Because youre playing handball, and normally, you have that ball for the wall the wall for the ball to come off of. Yeah. Stephen but now youre just hitting the ball and you just kind of hear it bounce down the alley, and you hit another ball you and you hear it bounce down the alley. I dont know how you feel, but even Something Like this, its odd for me to even, like, see myself. Its odd for me to see Text Messages from my mother coming up, like, every five to 15 seconds your son is probably like, i dont have to, my moms right here. But i have these Text Messages. Stephen anything good . Ever . She she wants to make lasagna together. Thats what ill tell you. My mom wants to make lasagna. Stephen thats perfect. You say i cant, im stuck with the sourdough. Im in a relationship with sourdough right now, mom. I cant i am, actually, in a relationship oops. Somebody woke up. Okay. Stephen jake, we have to take a break. But, stick around, everybody. When we come back, ill ask jake about the challenge he was issued by tom holland. Stick around. 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Well, i think he beat us all with his response. But, yeah, i was going to do the same thing until the morning of, when he already posted him saying no. And then i thought, oh, well, great, now im going to have to try this. And so i think stephen we actually we have a clip of it. Oh, okay. Stephen were going to show it right here. Oh, great. Stephen nicely done thanks so much. Like, i actually tried i tried to do a trick before. I thought, oh, im going to be funny, and im going to turn my camera upside down, and im going to do it rightside up, and im going to let the shirt fall into my hands. Like, i was stephen yes, yes, yes. You know . I tried that this is, legitimately, four times, until i realized, every time i turned my camera back over, it went rightside up. So, then i thought i should probably try it. And i tried it, and. Stephen you did it. It was okay, yeah. It felt nice. Stephen nicely done. Have you challenged anyone else . I challenged 50 cent, hugh jackman, and my sister. Hugh jackman and 50 cent did not respond. Stephen at all . At all. Not even a response. By the way, i frankly, i emailed him and was like, come on, no response. Stephen who, hugh jackman or 50 cent . Hugh jackman. Not 50 cent. Just hugh jackman. I emailed hugh jackman, i said, come on, man, and he said, i hope youre well. laughter stephen that is an automatic reply. That is an outofoffice automatic reply. Its not his email. Its not his email. Stephen no, that is a regift from somebody elses email. But my sister . My sister did it. Stephen she crushed it . My sister did it better than probably any of the ones who had done it before. But she its like i dont know how you feel, but im a younger sibling, so. Stephen me, too. Im used to doing something, and then my older sibling doing it 10 times as well. So thats what happened with this, you know. I did get a lot of response from people, which i didnt expect, that oh, wow, you did this thing, it was so cool. And my sister did it, and she killed it. She does lots of yoga and handstands and headstands and such. It was a cinch for her. I know. We can make a lot of comparisons. I know, weve had this conversation before. Stephen did you see simone biles . Her challenge . No. Stephen she took off sweatpants in a handstand. Wearing sweatpants, she did a handstand and took them off with her feet, in a handstand. Is that the kind of family you came from . Stephen no, no were not the athletic type. Really . Stephen bookish. Bookish is how were mostly described. Speaking of, how is your part . Stephen oh, well did you see yesterday . Did you see the flop yesterday . Yes, yeah. Stephen this is fine, this is okay. Oh, its back, okay. Stephen i did it the right way tonight. I did it the right way tonight. I dont know what to do with it, though. Its getting i dont know what to do with this. What do you do with that . It becomes this. It stephen you you have to put it in a ponytail. Im going to have to give it a leash pretty soon. Stephen well by the way, this is a hair tie. I think thats called a leash for hair like this. I dont know. Stephen sure, sure. You had it tied up when you were doing the tshirt thing, just now when we watched it. Do you remember . You have to. Im learning a lot of things, a lot of new things in quarantine. Stephen well, good. Something good has come of this. Yes. Definitely not this interview, but definitely stephen exactly. You know what they like to say about the coronavirus well, at least nothing good came from this. Well, jake, thanks so much for being here. Nice to see you again. Its so nice to see you, always. Stephen give my love to your sourdough. I will. And give your sourdough a kiss. Stephen i will. You betcha. When the cameras go off. Sea wall a life is available starting thursday on audible. Jake gyllenhaal, everybody well be right back. Bye, jake. Bye, steve steve . 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Ward sailing on past space and time, thats how ill get back to you sailing on past sailing on past space and time, thats how ill get back to you woah, woah, oh woah, woah woah, woah, oh woah, woah from the wilshire to the future take my footprint past the sunset from the rio to the astro thats how ill get back how ill get back how ill get to you woah, woah, oh woah, woah woah, woah, oh woah, woah stephen thank you, m. Ward well be right back. Stephen stick around for james corden. But first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late late show