cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight dow in the dumps. Plus, stephen welcomes John Turturro. Charlamagne tha god. And musical guest kaleo. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whoo cheers and applause welcome welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff thank you. Im glad youre all in a good mood because i, for one, am not panicking. laughter i have these burned. Then burn the person who burned them. laughter now, some people are panicking. Namely, wall street. In the first three days of this week, the dow lost 2,000 points, but last night, donald trump held a press conference to reassure investors, and today it bounced back by plunging almost 1,200 points, the largest single day drop in history. That must be so hard for the guys on wall street. Only aess to some sort of drugt them feel er laughter and then make them think they could start a band laughter see theres a new case in the United States, and this person tid not appear to have traveled to countries hit by the virus or been exposed to a known coronavirus patient. Okay. Well. Good to know. Excuse me for just a moment. rings bell plague plague a righteous cleansing to punish man for his vanity and lust swing your scythe, oh angry god repent repent repent repent laughter where was i . Yeah, the california case is officially americas first instance of community transmission, which means there is a good chance there already are people infected in this country and that the virus is circulating undetected. So, you only need to be concerned if youre in this country, and people. laughter there might be a lot more people infected than we know about because on trial runs in some states, the c. D. C. s coronavirus testing kits produced results that were inconclusive. Inconclusive is not good for a test this important thats why, when people want to find out if theyre pregnant, they dont pee on a magic 8 ball laughter lets see, it says, uh it says, uh honey, it says honey, it says pee again later. laughter piano riff of course, during any health scare, its important to stay away from dangerous transmission vectors mainly the internet, which is full of fake cures for coronavirus. One rumor claims that boiled garlic can cure the virus. Another suggests that you drink bleach. audience reacts i cant believe im saying this, but, dont drink bleach. laughter okay . Its bad for you, and it ruins the taste of the tidepods. laughter last night, at his press conference, trump said he doesnt think the stock market death spiral has anything to do with the coronavirus. I think the Financial Markets are very upset when they look at the Democratic Candidates standing on the stage making fools out of themselves. Stephen as trump yes, and the dark ages were not in any way affected by the black death. Vassals were just upset that edward iii was a socialist. Leechcare for all . Whos going to pay for it . The Knights Templar . Come on. laughter applause i dont understand any of the words i just said. Trumps biggest announcement last night was that the Coronavirus Response effort will be spearheaded by Vice President and man watching his wife flirt with the balloon animal maker, mike pence. laughter this is the greatest crisis of trumps presidency, and his First Response is, mike, youre up. laughter its just like that famous quote on Harry Trumans desk the bucks in mike pences Office Laughter but the Vice President does have experience with outbreaks. Specifically, making them worse. Because, when he was the governor of indiana, pences refusal to implement a Needle Exchange program led to the worst h. I. V. Outbreak in the states history. But, you know what they say. If at first you dont succeed, welcome to the trump administration. laughter cheers and applause piano riff the point of that press conference was not public health. As the Washington Post put it, officials at trumps Coronavirus Briefing focused on preventing the spread of criticism of trump. laughter yeah, and that is very contagious. Everyone i know has it. I might be patient zero. laughter cheers and applause got to be careful. Jon everybody i know has it right now. Stephen and this desire to prevent any criticism is what makes this next detail so disturbing. From now on, mike pence will control all coronavirus messaging from health officials. audience reacts and his first order is renaming the National Institutes of health, pray away the plague. laughter pence has got his work cut out for him. All over the world, coronavirus is having a huge impact on daily life. Here in the u. S. , a growing list of colleges are canceling or rerouting studyabroad programs because of the coronavirus. as parent sorry, devin. I know you were excited about italy, but you can study art history right here at the mall. You know, at spencers, they have posters where if you get real close and relax your eyes, you can see a sailboat laughter well, it doesnt work if youre crying. laughter devin is so upset hes crying in this reenactment. laughter coronavirus is even disrupting how people eat. Restaurants in china are going to extreme measures to protect customers. You are looking at the new normal for many fast food restaurants in china. Customers entering this kfc passing through the nowstandard temperature checks. Walking up to a giant screen, they either transfer their order from their smartphones, thus avoiding touching the surface, or they type it in. As soon as they step away, an employee swoops in to disinfect. Stephen ive got to say, if youre that concerned about your health, why are you eating at kfc . laughter cheers and applause so good. Jon what about popeyes . Stephen that would be like if, before driving into the canyon, thelma and louise had said, ohoh, seatbelts laughter these strict new precautions extend to take out food as well. This is what happens here. They leave it there. He tells me i can. I move in, pick up the food and head home to eat. And as soon as you get your food, youll notice on top of the receipt is this little card. It has two different types of readings on it. The temperature reading of the person who prepared your food, along with their name, and the name and temperature reading of the person who delivered your food. Stephen thats a little invasive. Okay, ill get a medium pie, half pepperoni, half green pepper, a two liter of coke and both the oral and rectal temperatures of everyone in your kitchen. Thanks ooh garlic knots. laughter jon oh, my goodness Stephen Proctor and gamble says products can be affected. Get ready to brush your teeth with a hygiene product still made in america. Jack daniels. cheers and applause stephen that will take the enamel right off your teeth. Some chinese ingredients affect even the most american of products. Cocacola could be in tight supply of artificial sweetener for diet and zerosugar drinks because of coronavirus. But diet coke is already adjusting their recipe to compensate for their lack of sweetener with this new product we all love the refreshing taste of diet coke, but the coronavirus cut off our supply of sweetener. So introducing new diet soak savory. Its all the things you love about diet coke minus that sugar riflbee we replace the sweetener with beef bullion. It may taste different but its still bubbly, still brown. Its the only diet soft drink that will make you say, oooh, mommy so let the experts worry about the pandemic and kick back with a cold, salty, diet coke. Diet coke savory. Its diet because you wont want to drink it. cheers and applause stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. John turturro is here. But when we come back, meanwhile cheers and applause band playing vo he had already taken the giving pledge to give his money to charity, when this californian walked away from his billion Dollar Company for good. He drives a chevy volt, flies commercial, and spends his days building grassroots campaigns for social and environmental justice. Why . Tom steyer believes every child deserves the same opportunities as his. A healthy planet. Good schools. Quality healthcare, living wage jobs, and life without fear of discrimination. Tom im tom steyer and i approve this message. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. Please say hello to jon batiste and stay human over there please right over there cheers and applause yes. Jon, tonight, one of my favorite actors in the world is here. Were happy to have him tonight and had him before. John turturro. Perhaps youve heard of his work. Jon an amazing actor, hes in so many things. cheers and applause stephen now, folks, i spend a lot of time over there building my stateoftheart Recording Studio with shockmounted directional condenser mics then researching, writing, and editing my subjects, all to broadcast the critically acclhaismasdcd t poathit thas is my monologue. But, once in a while, i like to steal a prepaid nokia flip from a gas station, smash the keys to dial a random number, then scream into the receiver to leave the deranged voicemail of news that is my segment meanwhile cheers and applause there you go. There you go. Good to know. Stephen meanwhile, in london, a brain surgery patient was filmed playing violin during her operation. Dagmar turner is an ardent violinist who needed a brain tumor removed. In order to avoid damaging her coordination, the surgeons asked her to play the violin while her brain was exposed. It was the most surgery during a musical performance since b. T. S. Treated fans to a midconcert group circumcision. laughter audience reacts stephen it would be fun. laughter shes expected to make a full recovery, and heres what it sounded like during the operationslashjam session. playing violin stephen mm, not to criticize, but her daytashay strokes lacked defin doesnt mean you drop your professionalism. Meanwhile, an adult film was shot at Santa Monica Public Library during business hours. How dare they libraries are not for making porn theyre for watching it. laughter meanwhile, dallas, texas has a new landmark, because when explosive charges were set off to demolish an 11story office building, they didnt quite get the whole thing. The failed demo shouldnt be a complete surprise, given the projects supervisor. laughter applause according to the people responsible, this was no ones fault, and nothing actually went wrong. As a member of the Demolition Team put it, the building fell the way it was supposed to fall. It happened to stop right there. laughter im glad this person is not a surgeon. The transplant went the way it was supposed to. We took out your current liver and happened to stop right there. laughter meanwhile, Research Shows that 39 of dating app users have swiped right because they wanted to meet the dog in someones profile more than they wanted t which is all well and good, until they get there and the dog looks nothing like its picture. laughter meanwhile, the Houston Astros cheating scandal continues to roil the sports world. Especially the baseball commissionertreiries title. Its gotten so bad that lebron james has now weighed in, tweeting listen here, baseball commissioner. Listen to your players speaking today about how disgusted, mad, hurt, broken, etcetera, etcetera, about this. You need to fix this for the sake of sports hastag justmythoughtscomingfroma sportsjunkieregardlessmyown sportiplay. That is an excellent point. laughter in fact, im going to tweet my support of lebron right now. What lebron said. Hashtag lebronneedstofixhishashtag gamebecauseitssupposedtob ecatchy,memorable,andshort, andsumupthegistofyourpoin t,notanentireparagraphthat restateseverythingyoujustsai d. cheers and applause piano riff meanwhile, mayonnaise. Its getting an upgrade, because a Japanese Company has invented convenient sliced mayonnaise. One flavored like tuna, and one flavored like spicy cod roe. That sounds delici. dry heave laughter what could be better than a nice firm slice of congealed mayon. dry heave laughter piano riff jon oh i dont like mayonnaise. Stephen i mean, who nose, it could be the perfect addition to your next b. L. dry heave jon give me some mustard. Stephen side note the company carefully phrases the description as a sheetlike condiment. Because legally, you cant call your condiment a sheet if the threadcount is under 150. laughter but lets not judge. Lets take a look at what a slice of mayonnaise looks like. Oh, god audience reacts this looks like food served by aliens wre i have prared your spagi i am so glad we are eating this instead of delicious human flesh. laughter piano riff i am so glad we are eating this instead of delicious human flesh. Eat eat until you are marbled. laughter meanwhile, abc is launching a bachelor spinoff for senior citizens. Hopefully with better results than the senior citizenedition of american ninja warrior. laughter well be right back with John Turturro. cheers and applause band playing if youre living with hiv, keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. 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Ba da ba ba ba mis the nations oldest blackowned design and construction firm. Before mike, we were desperate. There were not a lot of opportunities for blackowned businesses c. Mike saw that and he leveled the Playing Field for blackowned businesses. Over the years, we have heard a lot of talk. But mike came in, and he actually did something about it. And thats how mike will get it done as president. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an Emmy Awardwinning actor who played Jesus Quintana in the big lebowski. He has now written, directed, and stars in a spinoff, the jesus rolls. Please welcome back to the late show, John Turturro cheers and applause band playing its good to travel with gloves. I got leather. Stephen youre either trying to be hygienic or youre going to challenge me to a due laughter nice to see you again. How are you . Im good. Stephen everyone is excited because the jesus is back. Yes, he is back, yeah. Stephen the movie is out tomorrow, which is your birthday. Yes. Stephen . Like a gift to yourself . I dont know, but ill take it. Id rather be on the fouryear plan when it gets to a certain year on your birthday. Stephen every four years you celebrate it . Like the olympics or the president ial either one, sure. Stephen youve played so many iconic characters. Why do you think the jesus grips people so much . Its the philosophy of the big lebowski because its about classic underachievers. This movie celebrates that, people who live in the moment. I was only in it for five minutes, but maybe it was the jump suit or the hair net, i dont know, the dancing. Stephen its licking the bowling ball. Did anyone ever ask you to lick their balls . When i did the big lebowski, i got a lot of mail from men and women and prisoners, and people would say, wow, i want to do something to you in that jump suit, you know, i want to get inside that jump suit. And i would be, like, i was a little frightened sometimes. Stephen wow, no such thing as bad publicity, though. No. Stephen in this movie, your character, the jesus has a threeway with bobby canavali and susa susan sarandon. Whats bobby like in the sack because i asked rose and she wouldnt tell me. Hes a little shy. Stephen hes not a tiger . He didnt want to share sometimes. I love bobby, you know. Bobby is really funny, but he was a little nervous. Stephen he was in this clip. Whats happening . I dont know, what is the oh, thowling ally, okay. Wing laughter well, you know, im trying to be loose about it. Stephen of course. Well, im in a bowling ally and i try to pick up a girl in a bowling ally, and it goes from there. Stephen okay. Jim . Whoo singing whoo cheers and applause stephen i have two reactions to that. I have two reactions. The jesus still has the moves, and the second is i go to the wrong bowling ally because ive never seen anybody that sexy at a bowling ally. Its hard to dance in a bowling ally because youre slip ago lot. Stephen because of the shoes. Because of the shoes. I was doing that dance with my salsa teacher and shes in the movie and she kept remind meg re not to step on her feet. Stephen do you do salsa outside of this thing . With her. Its fantastic. And its really hard and shes a really tough teacher. Stephen how long have you been doing this . A couple of years,. Stephen wow. Hes always like youre dancing with me, youre dancing with me. Stephen what does that mean . Because sometimes, you know, you get carried away and youre not taking in your partner. You have to take in your partner, because there are so many moves. Stephen you have to be able to respond improvisationally. Youre the leader in salsa. Youre leading the lady, but im not really leading her, no way, no. laughter shes way ahead of me. Stephen as a great actor and a director yourself, ive got to ask you, of the performance of the Democratic Candidates oh. Stephen because were getting to a smaller and smaller cast every time they get up on stage, but its getting more and more dramatic. When you see them, what do you think of their performances . Well, i dont think i could ever do that. First of all, i couldnt be an expert on all these subjects. I think it should be a test. Stephen because they instantly have to know. They know geography, history, science, economics. But you can always tell what theyre going to probably say, like we were laughing because my wife is reading this book on sleep, and i was thinking, well, imagine if that was a topic of why we sleep, you know, you can see bernie saying, its a human right to sleep everyone should sleep its a human right and you can see Elizabeth WarreStephen Bernie in other countries, people sleep and Elizabeth Warren, i have a plan for sleep, i will raise taxes so you can sleep one extra hour. And bloomberg would be i dont really need to sleep that i have so much money that i just sort of go into a tank at night. laughter but you kind know of what their impulses are going to be. Biden always being, im the first person to ever have slept you know. laughter and then hes always looking saying, i know my time is running out, but i have one more thing to say. Stephen you know, when i used to sleep with barack obama laughter thats what i was going to say laughter welept together. I mean, you know, in separate beds. Stephen have you ever spoken to the obamas about the fact that their first date was to go see do the right thing, which, obviously, youre in. Yeah, and i play the racist character in that. Stephen right. Michelle and barack told me, i have been with them since the beginning and i sort of brought them together. Stephen good. No, thats a wonderful thing. Stephen well, in our fractured society, is there some other film of yours that you would recommended that we watch to come together . Oh brother where art thou, you know, would bring everybody together. Stephen on the queue. Keep up the dancing. Thank you. Stephen the jesus rolls is in theaters tomorrow. And his movie in the plot against america premieres on the 16th on hobb. Back with Charlamagne Tha God cheers and applause band playing woman the deadly corona virus officially hitting the us. Man the markets are plunging for a second straight day. Vo Health Experts warn the us is underprepared. Managing a crisis is what Mike Bloomberg does. In the aftermath of 911, he steadied and rebuilt americas largest city. Oversaw Emergency Response to natural disasters. Upgraded hospital preparedness to manage health crises. And hes funding Cutting Edge Research to contain epidemics. Tested. Ready. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. howling wind howling wind preorder a galaxy s20 now for up to 200 in samsung credit. Applebees new irresistabowls now starting at 7. 99. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Everything your trip needs, for everyone you love. Expedia. Sweetheart, do my forearms look bigger . They look the same. Ive been spinning faster recently. I think theyre getting bigger. Feel them. Yeah, they kinda feel bigger. Yeah, cool. Sorry. Its okay. Switch to progressive and you could save hundreds. You know. Like the sign says. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the late show. Ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest as the cohost of the Breakfast Club and the brilliant idiots. Please welcome back to the late show, Charlamagne Tha God cheers and applause band playing hey cheers and applause whats going on . Stephen good to see you. Welcome back. Good to have you on. Whats happening, jon . Jon whats happening . Im good, my brother. Stephen South Carolina is on saturday. Theyre putting a lot of pressure on our state. Stephen they are. Are you keeping attention to this because were both proud south carolinians. Definitely. They say whoever wins South Carolina wins the democratic nomination. Stephen they say that . Yeah i say, dont put that mistake on us you know what i mean . A lot of pressure for one state. Stephen who do you like . Like is a strong word when youre talking about these people. I dont like individual people per se, i like ideas, you know. Stephen but an individual person has to i know, i know. Stephen promote that idea and be a vehicle for that idea. I dont want to get caught up in peoples personalities. I like mayor pete as a person. Stephen do yo have you had . Yeahyeah, ive had him on a few times. I like his douglas plan. Stephen whats that . The black japped that focuses on Economic Empowerment for black people. I hate to say it but i like bloomberg, i like the Green Initiative. Stephen thats prizing to me because bloomberg has gotten a lot of crittism from africanamerican activists and leaders because he was defending stop and frisk like up till the minute that he announced. Yeah. Stephen and then he apologized for it. The best apology to me is changed behavior but the best apology in that case is the black agenda. If you marginalized people, create an initiative to empower and lift up black people and thats what i think the Green Initiative is. applause stephen forgive my ignorance, but what is contained been the break agenda. He says he wants to create 100,000 new blackowned businesses, he wants to create a million new black homeowners, and he wants to invest like 70 billion over the next ten years to the most poor and disenfranchised communities. I think hes probably b. S. Ing us because everybodys selling those dreams but were in a time we have to buy the best dream because they all b. S. Us in some way or form. Bernie sanders is on television with the public enemy, theyre all selling the black community dream so i have to buy the best dream sthoop joe biden, the latest emerson poll has joe biden at 41 . Do you like joe biden . Like is a strong word, once again. Stephen i ask because you did call him, quote, one to have the worst president ial candidates of all time. I did say that. Stephen that sounds like you dont like him. Hes ran three times. And this is a time its supposed to be a layup form. He started with a three easy lead and he blew up, already. All joe biden had to do is show up and shut up. Joe biden shows up and he talks. Usually good things dont come out of his mouth. This week, im joe biden and im running for United States senate. He first ran in 1972. Its 2020. Youre now running for president. Why the hell do you think youre still running for u. S. Senate . Then he had the nerve to say if you dont like me, vote for the other biden. With where the hell is the other binder . Ill vote for him. They said hes electable and can beat trump. He cant even beat bernie in a primary. Stephen youve interviewed pete. Have you interviewed all the candidates . Everybody except biden and klobuchar. Stephen are they avoiding you . Yes, i have it on Good Authority bidens black surrogates dont want him to come on the Breakfast Club. Stephen you would be fair, right . I would be myself. cheers and applause stephen youre fair. I would be fair. I mean, ive just got the same questions that everybody else has. You know, the same things that we hold bloomberg accountable for which is the stop and frisk, the 94 crime bill by joe biden, i want to see why he cant apologize. Bloomberg can admit stop and frisk is a mistake, i have yet to hear joe biden said 94 crime bill is a mistake. Snowwho gets your vote. Whoever has the best agenda for the black community, thats who i am probably going to vote for. Stephen people are super stressed. Theres a lot of anxiety. People have anxiety baking, eating, drinking. What dow do . You stay involved and informed, but the news can get you down. What do you do to stay relaxed when you watch the news . Well, i suffer from anxiety, so i actually go to therapy and i, you know, go i do meditation. I have been real into, like, Brain Training and float therapy lately. Stephen float therapy . Yeah, youve never been in float therapy . Stephen you get in a pod. You get naked and lay in warm water with a thousand pounds of salt. You will literally be there and wake up and be, like, killed i die . Stephen that would make me anxious to think did i die. I like the disconnection. Our brains need to get dark. Every now and then you have to reset your iphone, you have to reset your brain the same exact way. Stephen wow. Youre too connected thats why youre wired up now. Stephen thats right. Whens the last time you slept . Stephen what year is it . Exactly. You had a live show this week. Youre doing a lot. Stephen do you have any news that doesnt make your anxious . Oh, yeah. Stephen im sort of addicted to the news but i get anxious about all of it. Anything from the great state of florida, you know. I always say that the craziest people in america come from the bronx and all of florida. And its, like, its always a story in florida that lets you know it could be worse because you could be because it could be worse. Stephen sure. Like, today i was looking at a story in florida. It was a woman, her and her husband or her boyfriend were playing hide and go seek. Mind you, theyre 42 years old. I only play hide and seek with hi kids. Stephen sure. In florida, i guess they actually help the person side because she helped this dude hide in a suitcase, zipped him up. She was drunk. She went upstairs, fell asleep, forgot he was there. Woke up to a phone call. Where is my boyfriend . Hes dead in a suitcase. Talk about emotional baggage in a relationship. laughter stephen you once interviewed me in a flipped interview and asked me what donald trump would have to do to get my support for me to go maga and put on the hat. Let me flip it on you. What would donald trump have to do for you to put on a maga hat . Oh, we would all have to realize that he was the return of jesus christ. Stephen if you found out he was the return of jesus. Yes, because he was sent he to test us. laughter no, seriously, the applause to see how forgiving we are as human beings. Stephen yeah. To see if we would give jesus a fair chance if he came in, like, the worst possible form of a human being. Would you still accept him as your lord and savior if he took off the mask and, you know, it was jesus under that trump mask . Would you still accept him . Stephen im asking the questions here, charlamagne. laughter i guess you would have to. I guess but he would have to perform every miracle jesus did in the bible three times. Stephen good to have you. Appreciate it stephen the Breakfast Club is available on iheart radio. Charlamagne tha god, everybody well be right back with a performance by kaleo. cheers and applause band playing vo while other candidates argue about health care, Mike Bloomberg has a record of doing something. As mayor, he protected womens reproductive rights. Expanded Health Coverage to 700,000 new yorkers. And decreased infantmortality rates to historic lows. As president , hell build on obamacare, cap medical costs, and will always protect a womans right to choose. Mike bloomberg a record on Health Care Nobody can argue about. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. cheers and applause band playing driver vo when i started this commute, everyone said i was crazy. So fifteen years ago, i got my first subaru and i did it anyway. For more than five hundred thousand miles, my outback always got me there. So when it was time, of course i got a new one. Because my kids still need me. And i need them. vo welcome to the allnew subaru outback. The most reliable outback ever. Go where love takes you. [wood rolling] alexios, add toilet paper to the shopping list. [chiseling on stone] oh, and camel milk. And a chicken. And moisturizer. Alexa thanks, guys. Ill take it from here. Trevolves and relies on one hot operation and deliciously juicy hunk of quality beef. The hottest, juiciest quarter pounder yet. Made with 100 fresh beef. 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Stephen performing their new single, i want more, please welcome, kaleo cheers and applause homegrounds feels like the weight has been lifted all away but, if she leaves me there i wont run please pass it on carry me down all you need to know is i want more more looking for more i want more more i want more so light hold back the night wait til its right but then you fold your hand into mine watch as the waves fall back into place so, dont you leave me there wanting more more like before more i want more more i want more whistling well, turn back leave all you had forgive, ill forget cause what we need is what we once had time wont stand still just say you will because i need you there and now if you leap ill come falling too running deep til that rivers through i dont mind what you have to do cause i wont think less less of you oh, i want more more looking for more i want more more i want more old grounds feels like the weight has been lifted away so dont you leave me there wanting more cheers and applause stephen you can catch them on their fight or flight tour. Kaleo, everybody well be right back. Vo he had already taken the giving pledge to give his money to charity, when this californian walked away from his billion Dollar Company for good. He drives a chevy volt, flies commercial, and spends his days building grassroots campaigns for social and environmental justice. Why . Tom steyer believes every child deserves the same opportunities as his. A healthy planet. Good schools. Quality healthcare, living wage jobs, and life without fear of discrimination. Tom im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ fastpaced drumming ] officially hitting the us. Virus man the markets are plunging for a second straight day. Vo Health Experts warn the us is underprepared. Managing a crisis is what Mike Bloomberg does. In the aftermath of 911, he steadied and rebuilteric. Natural disasters. Upgraded hospital preparedness to manage health crises. And hes funding Cutting Edge Research to contain epidemics. Tested. Ready. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when ill be joined by tyra banks, plus a special report from South Carolina. Now stick around for james corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from