You get elected. So good, so good that obama coalition. I was wrong, and im sorry. Are you trying to say that im dumb . Are you mocking me . laughter cheers and applause its the late show with live with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, dems do the charleston. Plus, stephen welcomes live governor Chris Christie. And musical guest Nathaniel Rateliff featuring live, jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen oh, yeah come on whoa its live, baby beautiful beautiful the pipes the pipes. Hello, my friends cheers jon lets do it Live AudienceStephen StephenStephen Stephen. Stephen tuesday live. Happy live. Back at ya back at ya. Hello, everybody up here, down there. cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, one and all. Ladies and gentlemen,children of all ages, monsieur and madame. Mr. And mrs. America and all the ships at sea. Stephen welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Right now, you can feel that excitement. And that excitement comes from only one thing we are live look at, that live after right there. That proves it. We are live following the South Carolina debate airing right here on cbs with Bernie Sanders, Michael Bloomberg, and joe biden, so a little young for cbs. Ill tell you all about it in tonights special live debate edition of i have a plan for that. A progressive agenda. Donald trumps Worst Nightmare were at each others throats. Made a lot of money. Im going to beat this man like a drum aahh. You know who number one is in trump . Fury road to the white house 2020. Stephen now, tonight on that highway to hell, the democrats met in my hometown of charleston, South Carolina. And these folks said a lot of words, and i did not hear many of them. The candidates were speak all over each other. I think the quote of the night had to be, argle barglemorble whooshpeas and carotshe said my name he said my name now, one candidate it says that right there. Legally, thats the quote of the night. One candidate wasnt exactly in top form coming into the debate. Heres joe biden last night my names joe biden. Im a democratic candidate for the United States senate. Stephen oh thats a tiny little gaffe from president ial candidate joe biden. But, hey, we all misspeak sometimes. Im sure hell nail the rest of this sentence. Look me over. If you like what you see, help out, if not vote for the other biden. laughter stephen im joe biden and im running for biden against the other biden. Look me over. If you like what you see, wrap me in a blanket, and take me to a safe place filled with people i know. The address is right here on the bracelet. Come on lets go, man come on listen, folks, listen applause worst impression of all time. Now sorry about that. The debate tonight kicked off with a couple of haymakers between bernie and bloomy. The economy is doing really great for people like mr. Bloomberg and other billionaires. Vladimir putin thinks that donald trump should be president of the United States, and thats why russia is helping you get elected. Oh stephen wow. That is really punching below the belt, but then again, bloomberg cant reach much higher laughter but bernie had a simple message for one mr. Vladimir putin. Hey, mr. Putin, if im president of the United States, trust me, youre not going to interfere in any more american elections. Stephen as sanders because if im president , we wont be voting on machines he can hack. Ill make sure everybody gets a pebble and we all put the pebble in the old coffee can of their candidate. Vote berniemaxwell house 2020 its a solution it will work its a revolution chock full of nuts laughter this time this time it wasnt just bloomberg attacking sanders. All the candidates had their torches out to set fire to the wicker bernie. For instance, mayor pete proposed a thought experiment. Imagine spending the better part of 2020 with Bernie Sanders versus donald trump. Stephen personally, i think it would be great because bernie and trump are the only two impressions i can do. Its really hard to do a mayor pete. as pete hello, sir or madam, can you direct myself and chasten to the nearest wine cave . Nothing, it doesnt have juice. Biden touted his success among black voters. Ive worked like the devil to earn the vote of the African American community. Stephen unlike trump, who has worked with the devil to get the support of the white community. laughter now, biden was also applause sure ynot. Jon by any means necessary. Stephen big fans of the devil here tonight. Biden was also confident about his prospects in this weekends primary i will win South Carolina. Stephen as biden i will win South Carolina i will be their next senator, as sure as my name is skeeter hotdog picklesworth. Come on, man when the subject of stop and frisk in new york came up, mayor bloomberg tried to explain how much hes learned since then. Ive met with black leaders to try to get an understanding of how i can better position myself. Stephen mr. Mayor, i have a feeling a lot of black leaders want your position to be spread eagle up against a wall. But he bloomed on. I have over 100 black elected officials that have endorsed me. A lot of them are in the audience tonight. Stephen as bloomberg a lot of them are in the audience tonight. Officer, stop them. Check their pockets. Theres an endorsement in there someplace. I promise you. Then all of bloombergs voters are here tonight, i think. Then bloomberg got asked if it was wrong for him to have made sexist jokes in the past. Probably wrong to make the jokes. I dont remember what they were. Stephen as bloomberg i remember did you hear the one about the guy who asked the genie for a 12inch pianist. I see now that joke is incredibly offensive to short people. Then, after a question about the cost of bernies medicare for all program, things got a little shouty. I think we were talking about math, and it doesnt take two hours to do the math. Sanders lets talk about math. Lets talk about math. Lets talk about math. Stephen as bernie lets talk about math, baby lets talk about health for free lets tax the 1 and bring an end to poverty lets talk about math cheers and applause yes senator klobuchar brought her midwesterness to the gun debate i look at these proposals and say, do they hurt my uncle dick in the deer stand . laughter stephen senate, im pretty sure Michael Bloomberg had to sign an n. D. A. For talking about his uncle dick in a deerstand. It was just a joke. Then bloomberg tried a zinger. Let me also just say because just since i have the floor for a second that i really am surprised that all of these my fellow contestants up here, i guess would be the right word for it, given nobody pays attention to the clock. Im surprised they show up because i would have thought after i did such a good job with beating them last week that they would be afraid to do that. Stephen oh, okay, now i understand why he asks people to sign an n. D. A. After he tells a joke. No one wants to remember that. Mayor bloomberg kept workshopping his comedy. I think whats right for new york city isnt necessarily right for all the other cities. Otherwise, youd have a naked cowboy in every city. Stephen now, for those of you who dont live in new york city, theres this crazy man who wanders around the city and will not leave people alone. And that mans name is Mike Bloomberg. cheers and applause lets talk about math, baby lets talk about you and me thank you, thank you, jon. Mike bloomberg wanted to make sure that when it came to marijuana, the others werent bogarting the pandering. Look, the first thing you do is we should not make this a criminal thing, if you have a small amount. For dealers, yes. But for the average person, no. Stephen i agree. It would be terrible to have your life ruined because you were caught with a small amount of pot when you were stopped, and then, i dunno, maybe frisked. The coronavirus is, of course, a global issue and klobuchar spoke about what she would do to help find the cure. I know the vaccine is out there in the head of some kid right now in school. Stephen as klobuchar we need to find that kid, capture him, and dig into his precious brain meat for that sweet, sweet cure. Im Amy Klobuchar. Join me in stealing the dreams of sleeping children. Jon oh, my, oh, my. Stephen bernie wasnt always a hit with the crowd tonight, especially when he defended his limited praise of the cuban revolution. Cuba made progress on education. Yes, i think boo really . audience booing really . Stephen as bernie really . Really . You wanna come at me, bro . Bring it. I had i had a decaf at 5 30 this morning, and i am amped let me introduce you to my friends, ben and jerry. Were both from vermont. Jon uhoh. Uhoh. Stephen i will turn you into a chunky monkey. I will turn you into fish food. When the topic turned to north korea, Amy Klobuchar had a very midwestern analysis of president trumps diplomatic strategy he literally thinks he can go over and bring a hot dish to the dictator next door, and he thinks everything is gonna be fine. Stephen i lived in the midwest. Do you know whats in hot dish . The vegetable is tater tot laughter technically, bringing a hot dish to a foreign leader counts as an assassination attempt. laughter then, to close things out, moderator gayle king asked the candidates what the biggest misconception is about them. Heres klobuchars answer. The biggest misconception is that im boring, cause im not. Stephen sorry. laughter applause how long was i out . I just who was talking . Amy klobu snores then joe biden gave this interesting answer. Whats the biggest misconception about you, sir . I have more hair than i think i do. laughter stephen okay, so the most common misconception about you is a misconception that only you have about yourself . laughter as biden look, everyone knows the truth, but theyre mistaken, because im wrong. Bernie addressed the biggest misconception about him. Misconception and youre hearing it here tonight is that the ideas im talking about are radical. Theyre not. In one form or another, they exist in countries all over the world. Stephen as bernie in countries like venezuela, cuba, mordor, dr. Dooms latveria. They all make it work. So there it is. Seven candidates, five moderators, two hours, and one powerful message for america. crosstalk cant allow this to stand because its just not true. Let me respond to this. I can Say Something . Hold it, first of all,. No, let me go. Stephen thats going to be tough to fit on a bumper sticker. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Chris christie is here. But when we return, wall street catches the coronavirus. Stick around. Its a little sick. Just a little. sprintern paul im loooooving the allnew dual camera system with ultrawide on iphone 11 paul and i love how at sprint. sprintern . You can get the amazing iphone 11 for zero dollars a month when you tradein your iphone 6s or newer. paul in any condition. sprintern seriously, in any condition. paul and because sprint likes to do things differently, theyre offering a 100 total satisfaction guarantee. While i think their network and savings are great, you dont just have to take my word for it. Try it out and see the savings for yourself. sprintern now thats a picture perfect deal. Smile. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. 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Running for president , what better platform for him to speak about real justice, real reform. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ fastpaced drumming ] band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody give it up for jon batiste and stay human right there cheers and applause oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness us minutes, governor Chris Christie is going to be out here to talk about the debate, give us a republican perspective or whatever he is now. Im not sure what makes a republican anymore. Its hard to tell anymore. A trumpocrat. We will find out. Thats my solemn promise to you. Folks, before the break, i was talking about the big democratic debate, but in lighter news, were all gonna die. Today, Top Health Officials issued dire warnings about the coronavirus, or covid 19, as the kids call it. You viddin . Now, in a phone conference with reporters, one c. D. C. Official said, we are asking the American Public to prepare for the expectation that this might be bad. Whoah, dial down the technical language, man. Its like your doctor saying, weve got the results of your tests back, and you are totally. Frowny face. Xs for eyes, too. Plus, way to calm down the american people, doctor. Reminds me of the immortal words of f. D. R. the only thing we have to fear is. Polio it got me, and now its coming for you run for your lives, while you still can im contagious laughter stephen up until now, the coronavirus has mostly been restricted to china and people who have traveled to china. But now, the c. D. C. Official believes the virus is headed here, telling reporters, its not so much of a question of if this will happen in this country any more but a question of when this will happen. But im sure theres nothing to worry about. Right, jon . Jon were all going to be fine, stephen. I think were gonna be good. I think were gonna be real good. Stephen you look good. Jon yeah stephen the c. D. C. Official explained how families could get ready for the outbreak, suggesting, you should ask your childrens schools about their plans for School Dismissals or school closures. Ask about plans for teleschool. Yes, teleschool, or as we called it back in my day, a Grilled Cheese and the price is right. applause not feeling good today, mom. Not feeling good. I think i better teleschool today, mom. Fear of the coronavirus is already ravaging wall street. On monday, the dow tumbled more than 1,000 points, which was its thirdworst point drop in history, effectively erasing all gains for 2020. This is horrible economic news. Also, can i erase all my gains from 2020 in one day . Because ive been doing a lot of stress baking. Then just today, the dow closed down by almost 900 points. Good lord if it goes any lower, ill have to find out what a dow is laughter is a dow a dollar . I dont know what a dow is. One man doesnt seem too worried donald trump. During mondays 1,000point plummet, he tweeted, the coronavirus is very much under control in the u. S. A. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. C. D. C. And world health have been working hard and very smart. Stock market starting to look very good to me laughter do not hire trump as a paramedic. as trump this patient looks very good to me. Well, at least his torso. Ill get back to you if we ever find his limbs. Also, im hearing some awesome things about this Harvey Weinstein guy. Getting a lot of free publicity lately. Anyway, all aboard the hindenburg looking nice and ty there, guys now theres a reason cheers and applause see. Theres a reason trump is trying to downplay the coronavirus fears if the c. D. C. Is right about this outbreak, it might be his fault, because in 2018, the Trump Administration fired the governments entire Pandemic Response chain of command. Trump did not replace them. So, currently, our Pandemic Response team is ivanka and a bottle of airborne. laughter she looks good. She looks good with the lab coat. Its very flattering. The outbreak has already affected plans for this summers olympics. Tokyo olympic organizers have until late may to see if the virus is under control. If not, experts say, youre probably looking at a cancellation. Audience oooh stephen i feel so bad for those olympians. Theyve spent their whole lives preparing to bone each other in the olympic village. Now, now at best, theyll have to telebone. cheers and applause also goes nice with a Grilled Cheese. Are you happy . Are you happy . Happy little boy over there. The somber announcement was made by i. O. C. Official dick pound. laughter which i understand is also one of the side effects of the coronavirus. Well be right back with Chris Christie. You ever get the urge to go a little crazy . You know what im talking about, right karen . Huh . 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Folks, my first guest has been governor of new jersey and a republican president ial candidate. Please welcome back to the late show, governor Chris Christie. applause oh, christie oh, christie. Stephen governor, thanks for being back here. Happy to be back. Stephen youre one of the few republicans who will come on the show. They have no guts. Stephen they have no guts. No guts stephen do they have no guts or are you really not a republican anymore . Im a republican. Stephen do you do everything trump says without question . No. Stephen then if you dont, youre not a republican. Then maybe im not a republican. All the other republicans have no guts. This is fun stephen it is fun, isnt 2 . Why wouldnt you victim comehere and have fun. Look at all these people stephen what have we got here . On what other programs do you drink on Live Television . Stephen there you go. Got some more of this George Clooney liberal tequila for you. Fidrink, thisy i might be rnie sderso democracy. Freedom. Freedom. Stephen yes. applause i didnt know we were doing it like that. Okay, so, you were here for the first democratic debate. Yes. Stephen back in june or july or Something Like that . July i think it was. Stephen lets twist again like we did last summer. This is the tenth debate. Are you giving me honest answers tonight . Mostly. laughter . Stephen okay, good. But when im going to lie, ill tell you. Stephen good. What did you hear tonight over the shouting . You know, one of my favorite moments was when joe biden told us that 150 Million People have been killed by gun violence since Bernie Sanders voted against the brady bill. Im like there are 300 Million People in the country. How did i miss that . Half the country was killed. I mean, joe biden is like its like his head is like a file cabinet drawer, but there are no file folders. laughter its just all this paper, and he goes, how about this and he pulls outt out and he starts saying stuff like you cant even believe. The only thing worse than that tonight was bloombergs jokes. Like stephen he does not have a great joke writer. I have to say that. Joke writer . Listen, this guy its great thing about debates is it really lets people know who are you. Stephen so who was bloomberg, in your opinion . Thats who he is stephen will he was mayor while you were governor, right . You bet your ass, he was. Stephen i get a sense that, perhaps, hes not your favorite mayor of new york city ever. Well, let me just put it this way. Today, he celebrated the fact that he got David Dinkins endorsement. Really, youre going to get excited about that. Stephen they dont know who youre talk about. He makes bill de blasio look good. Stephen did the mayor of new york treat of governor of new jersey like a bridge and tunnel crowd. Let me tell you what he said to me one time. He said to me, you excited about being governor . I said, yeah. And he said, there are only two elected jobs in america worth a crap, mayor of new york and president of the United States. But good for you. Audience oh stephen wow. Hes a charmer. Stephen so so none of this is personal for you, im glad to know. No, no. Stephen a totally objective response from you. Here ti know someone who is not going to be likable when i see them, and hes not likable. And to win for president , in this democratic primary, you gotta have some of these voters fall in love for you. Stephen okay. And i dont know who is falling in love with a guy talking about the naked cowboy when nobody in america knows who he is talkin talking about. Stephen lets talk about bernie tonight. imitating bernie. Stephen you want to do that. The knives were out for bernie. And his buddy, fidel castro. Its a human right. Stephen it is. Thank you. Stephen did anyone make a dent in bernie tonight . No. Stephen really . No. The beauty applause . Stephen all right, wait, right now, are you working for the russians . Im on retainer. Stephen okay, sure. But its a small one, so im not working that hard. Stephen i understand, sure. Bernie the great thing about bernie is that they were basically calling him a castroloving commie tonight, and he was like, okay, all right, i am. Now, lets talk about medicare for all. You know, like, he doesnt care. He hasnt cared for 30 years. Stephen why do you think that the people why do you think that he has got, while not the majority of the support in the Democratic Party right now. Hes got the plurality, to use a 20cent word. Because hes one of the only people up there talking about idea s. Stephen Elizabeth Warren talks about ideas. No, she doesnt. She used to talk about all the same idea ideas and backed off t and now the people who are progressives dont trust her. She is in nomansland. Her tonight, i mean, seriously, she should have got put in the penalty box tonight. Stephen what did she do . She ran over on every answer. Ran right through the stop sign. Stephen if youre going to be the president of the United States, youre not going to let Nora Odonnell stop you from talking. cheers and applause love you, nora. Love you but if you want to be president you cant listen to a tv person. That means everybody on the stage, except for joe biden, could be president of the United States, because Nora Odonnell didnt stop anybody tonight. Stephen look, anybody could be president of the United States, because look at the schmuck we have now. cheers and applause . Thats a nice could do you that again . Thats a nice piano riff. I like that. Stephen all hes got are good piano riffs. I remember, i ran against him. Lets continue to remember that. Stephen you ran against trump. Yeah. Stephen whats it like to debate him . Buttigieg is like do we really want to see bernie versus trump . Yes ratings gold stephen i dont care about that so much sure you do. Stephen i dont do you not care about the ratings here . Stephen i love my country more than i love my ratings. How about that . cheers and applause i want a good president of the United States. Okay . Thats a politician. This is an american. Yeah. Youre i know when they watch the show, thats what everybody is thinking to Stephen Colbert. American hero. Stephen exactly right. cheers and applause okay, so if youre if youre audience Stephen Stephen stephen were live we have to keep going. Thank you very much. Leave it on my voice mail. Oh, my god stephen so whats it like to debate donald trump donald trump . You cant get a word in edge wise. The way all seven of them were talking tonight is the way donald talked during the debate. He just kept going and talking and just got louder and louder. Stephen you guys really had Donnie Brooks four years ago. That was not some sort of debating society up there. You were going at each others hard. You ate marco rubio and spit out his tiny bones. Yes, i did. Stephen you like that, too. Some might say that makes me an american hero, but who knows . I would tell you, though, that what this was was like a school yard fight. Like, everybody swinging hay makers at each another. Stephen a little thirsty. Theyre all desperate. They all looked desperate. Stephen except bernie. The guy in the front isnt desperate. You saw when they went after bloomberg last week, he, like, went into the Witness Protection Program after the debate. Stephen they had to get a binding u. N. Resolution to pull the troops out get them off of bloomberg for gods sake. They need you know what he need, mark brelin, the guy who threw the towel in in the fight over the weekend. Bloomberg needed that last week. Throw the towel in. Hes cut, hes bleeding. Bernie, nothing. They keep yelling at him and he doesnt care. The hands Start Playing and let me tell you one thing. It doesnt matter. Thats why i think he will be a very interesting opponent to trump, because trump will yell at him and bernie wont care. He might not even hear him. Whons . laughter . Stephen you are a fan of the president s. Yes. Stephen so you cant possibly give me an honest answer. Ill try. Stephen do you think bern ce beat him . I think anybody can lose or win an election, anybody. Stephen there are no rules anymore, right . There are no rules anymore. Anybody can win or lose in an election. Stephen so the msnbc people freaking out about bern rebeing a little premature. They should freak out. Typically socialists dont do well in america. Stephen socialist policies do pret well in america. You cant call them socialist. Social security, medicare, those are socialist policies. Weve got to take a break because i got applause. Great, thank you. Stephen well be right back with more governor Chris Christie. You can answer then. We gotta of you. We got you. 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Mike bloomberg a record on Health Care Nobody can argue about. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody, were back here with crd country, and our live late show following the democratic debate in charleston, South Carolina. We are live. Stephen we are live. Lets do it live. Lets talk law and order for a second here. Youre a law and order guy . I was u. S. Attorney for seven years. Stephen donald trump still calls russia tampering a hoax. Is that a dangerous thing for the president of the United States to be saying about his election . Its dangerous because hes wrong about it. Stephen thats duh i mean applause . Stephen hes wrong about it. I believe listen, i believe the 17 different intelligence agencies that say that it actually happened. Stephen now, why do you think he calls it a hoax . Because i think hes very sensitive about the fact stephen and it hurts his feelings . Let me finish now. Come on. Hes sensitive about the fact that he thinks that makes his election lesva stephen and does . And he wants to push back against that. In my opinion, thats why he does it. Stephen do you think its a dangerous thing . I dont think its dangerous. I dont think anybody takes that seriously. Stephen why wouldnt they take it seriously because he has called himself the top Law Enforcement official chief. Stephen the chief Law Enforcement official in the United States. Thats a slight mistake there. Stephen yes, a slight constitutional mistake . Hes the chief executive officer of the country. Stephen right, exactly. The chief Law Enforcement official of the country is the attorney general of the United States. Stephen another now as somebody who worked at the d. O. J. Di. Stephen what do you make of the president s characterization of the Justice Department, and calling into question the validity of the prosecution of roger stone . Well, roger stones guilty. But stephen as the day is long. The president is now questioning whether that was a valid trial. I think there are i think there are people, like in the Justice Department, like in anyplace else, that are good folks and there are some bad folks. But i will tell you that the predominant people they worked with in the Justice Department were good people trying to do their job the best way they could. And, you know, what i think everybody has to remember here is that this is not the department of prosecution. Its the department of justice. And were supposed to make sure justice gets done. And i used to tell everybody prosecutor who worked for me, i dont care about whether we do the prosecution or not. We only do things if we make sure justice happens. And i think weve all lost sight of that. Weve seen the president wants certain people to be gone after. There are people inside the Justice Department who we know wanted to go after the president and some of his people. All of this stuff is losing what were supposed to be, which is the Justice Department is supposed to be the place where everybody can count on to make sure the right thin thing is do, not the political thing, the right thing. When we lose, that we lose an underpinning of our country. applause . Stephen all right what, are you doing what are you doing for a living these days . Because youre no longer in politics. No. Well, im on abc, doing commentary on sundays. Stephen its a different network. Its a different network, abc, sunday, here in new york at 10 00. Stephen yes, yes, sure. Its a live show. Im really sticking it to you. Stephen okay, all right. Im on some corm rat boards of directors and doing some consulting. Stephen would you make a better attorney general than william barr . Sure. Stephen is there anyone i can compare you to in any job that you wouldnt say, id be better than him . Sure. Stephen would you be a better president than donald trump . I ran against him. If i didnt think i could be better i had no business running against him. Stephen he beat you. Doesnt that prove he is a more forceful leader. Didnt he cow you . Isnt he the top dog . Youre going to make me cry. Stephen i hope so. I couldnt be a better pitcher for the mets. In politics if i dont have confidence in mierkz i dont have request any right to ask anybody about their votes. Stephen what would you do about the trump tweets . The president gets to say whatever he wants to say you should just do your job. Stephen ignore the president. Stop complaining. Stephen ignore donald trump . Stop complaining and do your job. Stephen there it is. Ignore the president. Crid. Governor, thank you so much for being here. Governor Chris Christie, everybody. Well be right back with a Live Performance by Nathaniel Rateliff. Stick around. With prebiotic oat. It hydrates and softens skin. So it looks like this. And you feel like this. 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Stephen and now, performing time stands from his new album, and its still alright, ladies and gentlemen, Nathaniel Rateliff. cheers and applause for a moment i could wait to see it fall apart every empty bed in every city ive been i sit and contemplate all the moments you said time stands in a duel and i stand for you whats that you used to say find a love that you can wait for or do you feast upon the weak and weary of heart i can take the pain but i cant take all the hatred laziness of mind and simplest of thoughts are you just too old or too young to carry time stands in a duel and i stand for you now youre pouring out your hate at every difference you found you wont even listen to reason at all not questioning your faith far be it from me but you would speak of love while tying ones hands are you just too old or too young to carry time stands in a duel and i stand for you are you just too old or too young to carry time stands in a duel and i stand for you now lean and use your weight thats what a shoulders made for carry all the dead and children from here curses on the men and the greed that seems to plague them i cant raise my hand so im raising my voice are you just too old or too young to carry time stands in a duel and i stand for you are you just too old or too young to carry time stands in a duel and i stand for you time stands in a duel and i stand for you time stands in a duel and i stand for you cheers and applause stephen Nathaniel Rateliff, live everybody well be right back. 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