Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, florida students stand up to the n. R. A. Plus, stephen welcomes sam rockwell j. J. Abrams and musical guest borns. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, how are you . Thank you very much. Hey, everybody please, sit down. Youre too kind can. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause the big story the big story tonight continues to be the inspiring activism of children. Today, students all over florida walked out of their classrooms and were joined by kids in ohio, kentucky, illinois, arizona, iowa, and a huge group of students from maryland, virginia, and d. C. , who descended on our nations capitol. cheers and applause yes gotta give it up. The adults the adults just dont get it, so the kids got woke. Need proof that adults dont get it . Remember how awkward it was when i just said got woke . laughter there it is. Meanwhile, the kids from parkland held a massive rally on the steps of the Florida State capitol. Their demands are simple never again should students have to protest for their lives. Never again should an innocent life be taken while trying to gain an education. We are coming after you. We are coming after every single one of you and demanding that you take action, demanding that you make a change. What we must do now is enact change, because that is what we do to things that fail. We change them. Im not here for a fight. Im not here to argue with you. I just want to speak i just want to see your face and know why people are talking about how we arent serious because were children, but have you heard my friends talk . Were serious. I will fight every single day, and i know everyone else here will fight for the rest of their lives to see sensible gun laws in this country so that kids dont have to fear going back to school. cheers and applause stephen what . Im sorry. Im sorry. I didnt catch all of that. I was reading on twitter about how all millennials are lazy and entitled. applause now, this comes wish i could have heard that. This comes on the heels of last night when, with Parkland Students watching from the gallery, state house members voted down a motion to debate an existing bill that would ban assault weapons and largecapacity ammunition magazines. What bill did they vote on . Porn. What are you doing in there . You better be loading a gun young man kids, kids today. Its hard not to be inspired by these kids but some people have managed to do tlike former georgia congressman and greasy bag full of cash jack kingston. Kingston appeared on cnn yesterday to call out these traumatized students and call them fraud. Do we really think and i say this sincerely do we really think 17yearolds on their own are going to plan a nationwide rally . I would say to you very plainly that organized groups that are out there, like george soros, are always ready to take the charge, and its kind of like instant rally, instant protest. Jack, teenagers are pretty good at planning big gatherings by themselves. laughter cheers and applause i dont understand. I mean, didnt you ever go to a party in high school . Oh. Oh, never mind. I withdraw my question. There werent any at your high school. laughter everyone stayed in and studied, jack. And kingstons not alone. Many online are accusing the parkland survivors of being socalled Crisis Actors who travel to the sites of shootings to instigate fury against guns. Thats right. Were being taken in by the dazzling theatrical performances of high school actors. Weve all been duped before. I guess you could say this truly is. Our town. laughter applause that is wrong on a lot of levels, not just because it diminishes the tragedy of what these kids are experience, but it also it also gives theater majors false hope that some day theyll get jobs. I speak from experience here. Improv is where the big money is. And heres Parkland StudentCameron Kasky on the question of whether hes a paid crisis actor. If you had seen me in our schools production of fiddler on the roof, you would know that nobody would pay me to act for anything. cheers and applause stephen thats very good. Maybe not, but in the spirit of fiddler, these kids are finding out that obeying the n. R. A. Is a republican traditiooonnn tradition dont get me wrong. They would listen if you were a rich man applause and it wasnt just internet crazies attacking these kids online. They were joined by trump son and man telling the bouncer to check the list again, donald trump jr. , who liked tweets attacking a florida massacre survivor. Well, you know what they say the douche doesnt fall far from the bag. Meanwhile, d. J. T. J. Is in india this week to tout new trumpbranded apartments near delhi, and the country has welcomed him with fullpage glossy newspaper ads trumpeting trumps arrival that say things like, trump is here. Are you invited . Kind of exciting. Although, the ad really should say, trump is here, are you invited . No, not that trump, the other one. No, not ivanka, either. She had a thing. Its don jr. , the one whos always wet for some reason. A lot of fans here tonight. The trumps have a lot of fans. These invites didnt come cheap. The Trump Organization offered home buyers the opportunity to pay about 38,000 to join mr. Donald trump jr. For a conversation and dinner. Yes, its a big opportunity. Usually, usually, to meet trump jr. , you have to be russian. laughter applause i dont know what that was. And these people are going to get their moneys worth. Check out this interview he gave to Indian Television yesterday. I think there is something about the spirit of the indian people thats unique here to other parts of the emerging world. I can you know, you go through a town, and you, you know i dont mean to be glib about it, but you can see the poorest of the poor, and theres still a smile on a face. Stephen yes. I mean, theres nothing worse than a depressing poor. Ive said it before would it have killed those dust bowl okies to grin a little . Was that meredith . Im not sure who that is. You know you dont know that photo, jon. Jon i dont know that photo. Stephen super famous. The a lot of the depression was less depressing than you think. You know whos not smiling much . Donald trump sr. It seems like the ongoing russia investigation is really getting to him. In just the past week, hes tweeted about russia 20 times. Just this morning tweeting, question if all of the russian meddling took place during the Obama Administration, right up to january 20th, why arent they the subject of the investigation . Why didnt obama do something about the meddling . Why arent dem crimes under investigation . Ask Jeff Sessions you ask Jeff Sessions hes your attorney general you can literally the phone. You can use the phone that youre tweeting to call him laughter applause actually, trump might not be sure who to call. Because before deleting the tweet and correcting it, trump originally posted, ask jeff session wow, he demoted the attorney general to the singular laughter although, technically, im not sure sessions is correct either. If the plural of attorney general is attorneys general, so i think the plural of jeff session be jeffs session . Can we get to the bottom of that. You can research that . Great. Lets get back to the tweet itself. Trump asks, question if all of the russian meddling took place during the Obama Administration right up to january 20th, why arent they the subject of the investigation . Im not sure you understand how investigations work. Thats like saying, im the new police chief. When i was running for police chief, i stabbed a guy, a bunch. Why didnt the old police chief stop me . Theres your crime, okay . Stab eddiestabbedy. Stab, stab, stab. Here, look. And thats not the only way trump thinks hes better than obama. He also tweeted, i have been much tougher on russia than obama. Just look at the facts. Total fake news first of all, sir, thank you for labelling your post total fake news. Thats a real time saver. Secondly secondly secondly, i did look at the facts. Youve refused to impose any new sanctions on russia. And a ton of people in your campaign lied about and then were caught meeting with russians donald trump jr. , mike flynn, and even one guy in your cabinet who lied about it to congress. Can you guess his name . Hint ask jeff session. Still still still applause still, it makes sense that trump would attack obama. Its his goto move. He says he does everything better than the previous president. In fact and this is true when giving visiting tours of the white house, trump boasts, obama never used the oval, but trump is different. laughter first, what . laughter applause second second, huh . laughter third, you are aware of the invention of something called the camera, right . Lets play a little game. Lets play a little game, all right. Can you spot the obama in the picture . Here he is in the oval office, showing off his limber hammies to joe biden. Here he is in the oval office shaking hands with some jackass. Okay . And this is lovely. Here he is on his last day, rubbing his butt on your desk. laughter cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Sam rockwell is here. And j. J. Abrams has a big surprise, a huge surprise, for this audience. But when we return, i check in with whats new at covetton house. Stick around introducing the npower jean aka the perfect straight. And introducing the new relaxed slim for men. Power up with up to 50 off all jeans. Adults from fifteen dollars, kids from ten dollars. At old navy. To everyone else, ieveryone else. But on the inside, i feel chronic, widespread pain. Fibromyalgia may be invisible to others, but my pain is real. Fibromyalgia is thought to be caused by overactive nerves. Lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. Im glad my doctor prescribed lyrica. For some, lyrica delivers effective relief for moderate to even severe fibromyalgia pain. And improves function. Lyrica may cause serious allergic reactions, suicidal thoughts or actions. 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The instructions are right there in the name. Im gonna plant it and then oooorama. laughter by the way, the makers want you to know this is an athome coffee enema. Yes, sadly, the travel version has been banned by the t. S. A. More than three ounces. But while i know this product sounds universally appealing, they warn its only for those who want to supercharge their detox and know what theyre doing. And in case its unclear, what youre doing is buttchugging a venti. laughter now, heres the deal the implantorama system can be yours for the low, low price of 135. So that extra cash can go from burning a hole in your pocket to just burning your hole. Jon wow wow applause woooo stephen not making this up. And if thats too steep, you can always get the beginners pack. 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I saw you on tv the other day. Oh, yeah . Yeah, you looked good. I mean, you know, you came across really good. The things that you were saying. I dont think you came across real good with the things you were saying. I thought you came across as stupid. Dont you think its time to go home to mama, dixon. No, i told her i was going to be out till 12, actually. Stephen please welcome sam rocrockwell. applause stephen you hydrate now. I gotta hydrate. I gotta hydrate. Stephen very important to hydrate, as soon as you hit the seat. Absolutely. Absolutely. Stephen im going to grill you. Congratulations on the golden globe, the bafta, and sag awards. Thanks. Stephen that must be very heady. It is heady. Its good. Its changed my sock game. Its really you know stephen what yeah. Stephen hold on. Yeah, man. Stephen thats 16 bit. Youre nominated for an oscar. Is this your first oscar nomination . This is my first, yeah, very exciting. applause thank you i have to hydrate. Hydrate after that. Stephen definitely. So how did you find out . Is it, like who did they call you yourselves . Do you have to watch tv . Whats the deal . I got woken up for the golden globes. We slept through i slept in and my girlfriend kind of creeped up to me and just whispered in my ear in a very sexy way, you just got nominated for an oscar. It was a very nice way to find out, very romantic. Stephen pretty much anybody who said that to me would seem sexy. Thats true. Stephen youre nominated best supporting actor, up against your cosupporting actor, woody harls son. Is there any tension there . Im going to take him out. Stephen he should never have left cheers. She should never have left cheers. Yeah, hes a real dick. Hes a great guy, obviously. You know him. Stephen i shaved his head. Did you shave his head . Stephen i shaved his head once, yeah. We sang the National Anthem together on the old gig and i shaved his head while we sang the National Anthem in harmony. Thats amazing. He let me throw cheetos at his head in seven psychopaths. Hes a very generous actor, very generous. Stephen three bill boards for those who havent seen it, its the story of a mother who is crushed and enraged by the rape and murder of her daughter, who rent three billboards outside ebbing, missouri. To stir up the cops. Stephen basically to say, yhavent you found it . And you play a racist cop in that town. Yes. Stephen and violent. And yet, its an uplifting movie. How do you and funny. If you can believe that. Stephen its both funny and uplifting. How how . You know, Martin Mcdonough is kind of a genius. He deals with a lot of heavy themes and still manages. I think the magic is he cracks jokes right when youre having a heavy moment so youre able to digest the sort of potency of these moments. And i think thats what gives the audience maybe a break so they can digest this stuff. Stephen ive often said the jokes are the sorbet of drama. Thats very well put. Stephen its a palette cleanser. Its a palette cleanser. Thats very well put. Stephen its also an interesting movie in terms of its structure. Your performances, all the cast performances actually hold together a story that goes all over the place at times. You dont necessarily know who the antagonist is. Who is she fighting against . Thats right, thats right. Its dealing with antiheroes, which is kind of rare these gays daze. But, yeah, it is its a great, complicated movie. And thats why i love tyeah. Stephen theres i wont get into the end of the movie, which finds you and Frances Mcdormand on a making a bit of a pact together. Yes. Stephen but that that moment, that end of the movie, has caused some controversy because you play a virulently racist character. Yeah, yeah. Stephen who is provided a moment some see as redemption for this hateful character hateful and ignorant character. What do you what do you say to the idea that, that shouldnt be provided for this character . I dont think they are redreamed, really. I think mildred and dixon have a lot of work to do. Maybe a lot of therapy is ahead for them. Stephen yeah. So i dont really see them as being completely redeemed at the end of the movie. Stephen the thing theyre going to try to do is not is not good. Stephen is not good, right. I think they have a lot of work to do. But, you know, im attracted to to those kind of characters. I mean i played judas. Stephen father jim martin. You played judas. In a play that phil hoffman directed, the late, great phil hoffman. And jim helped sort of spoonfed me a new testament tutorial. I never went to church and i never, you know, was religious. So that was really educational. Stephen judas is not redeemed. Hes not redeemed. Stephen no. Hes not redeemed. Stephen hes not forgiven at the end. I believe dante puts him in satans mouth being chewed forever. Yes, yes, yes, i think thats right. Stephen so. No, i think youre absolutely right. Stephen tough gig. Tough gig. Stephen tough gig. So you guys were shooting this in one of my favorite parts of the world asheville. Stephen asheville, north carolina. The beer mecca. Great town. Stephen it seems like a fun group of people to be going out with. Beautiful woods up there, beautiful camps. Beautiful. I had to gain a little bit of weight. I had some padding in my pants, so i drank a little beer. Stephen padding. Some padding. Stephen ive got some padding, too, in my pants. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. It was woody, peter dinkledge. We toured the brewery. Stephen that must have been a fun group. It was. Stephen see the three of you roll into a bar. Peter dingridge is like obama. Hes a famous guy, very, very famous. Taking him around the brewery game of thrones. Stephen more famous than you and woody . Hes pretty famous. Woody is pretty famous. Stephen and now youre an oscar nominee. There you go. There you have it. Stephen will people be saying, terrian House Lannister they were all over peter. They were really into it. Stephen okay, so now, youre youre youre, you know, king bleep of the mountain, but when you were a younger actor, i tried to be an actor when i was younger. I auditioned for 21 jump street, the original. It was like me or johnny depp, i think, for the part. Did you have any roles. I did. Stephen ones that got away. Dead poets society. E. R. Stephen who in e. R. Would you have been been . The noah reilly part. I came in a lab coat with a needle stephen you came to the audition in a lab coat . They thought i was nuts. Stephen was anybody else in that outfit . They probably thought i was going to give them a coffee enema. But i didnt have the coffee. I looked pretty nuts to them, probably. Stephen we gotta go here in just a second, but i wanted to ask you about this one thing ive seen that i think is so cool. People started using the three billboards as their own way of advocating. Its really incredible. Stephen this is what stients in florida have now done. Three billboard trucks. cheers and applause asking why theres no gun control. applause . Its really beautiful. Its a really beautiful thing. Yeah, its been going on all over the country. Its really exciting. Stephen well, congratulations. Thanks. Stephen its a beautiful movie. Good to see you again. Thanks, man. Stephen id love to go drinking with you in asheville. Lets do it. Stephen three billboards outside ebbing, missouri is in theaters now. Sam rockwell everybody. Well be right back with. J. J. Abrams. I had a very minor fender bender tonight in an unreasonably narrow fast food drive thru lane. But what a powerful life lesson. And dont worry i have everything handled. I already spoke to our allstate agent, and i know that we have accident forgiveness. Which is so smart on your guys part. Like fact that theyll just. Forgive you. Four weeks without the car. Okay, yup. Good night. 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What an amazing crowd hi. Stephen huge, huge gone fishin fans here tonight. laughter youve also worked on a couple of other movies since then. I have, i have, yeah. Stephen and, you know, the big excitement is youre doing the new star wars film. Youre doing episode 9. Yup. Exciting. Stephen now, if you could go back and talk to the young j. J. Abrams. Yup. Stephen how would he feel about this news . How young were you when you started making films . I would think it was a young creepy guy lying to me. I would never believe it. I was eight when i started making movies. 10 when i saw star wars. Can i say one thing . Do you mind. I havent said this to you ever hold on, this is important. Im sitting here in this ive never been in this seat. This is an unbelievable place, and it makes me think what you came into, how insane it is that you came into this job the crazy triple gainer you did was, it was not just following a legend in this room. But it was that you, after the colbert report, following that, and you somehow managed to come into this place and just kick such ass. And i think its amazing. cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Thank you very much. Its an amazing thing. Stephen thats very kind of you. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. My job is done. Stephen thank you very much. Thank you very much. I forgot what i asked you now. Well, you know what its like to take over for a legend, to take over a legendary franchise. Yeah. Thats an unfair segue. laughter . Stephen no, its a totally fair segue. You were a little you were a little twitchy about taking over star wars. I was terrified and luckily surrounded by incredible people and we had a lot of fun and being back for episode 9 is as surreal as it gets and really exciting. Stephen now, you know, i can imagine, like, when you made episode 7 which was, again, the highest grossing movie of all time, biggest Opening Weekend of all time. Thats great, but the the gravy, the gravy must be that disney and george lukas and the fans are so easy to please. Like, all of them, no one has any critiques of your work. It was so easy. Stephen theres no pressure. Theres no pressure at all but these are the fans as scary as it is, to put yourself in that firing squad, the opportunity is always bigger than the fear. Stephen can i tell them what you did right before star wars . If you want to. Stephen im not sure what you are going to say. Stephen you called me in new york aboutwo weeks before the movie opened and said, i can come to your office and just drink . You came to my office you came to my office and i poured you two glasses of jamieson and you said, i dont know, man. In fairness, i didnt say, can i come to your office and just drink. I said can i come to your office and drink. We had a nice conversation. Stephen what can you tell us about episode nine. I know some things. Is there new weapon that have more on the hilt . Are there more things . Does it rotate . Does it make julienned fries . We have a script. Stephen what which is a big deal for me. Stephen doesnt that start shooting this summer . Ends of july. Stephen yeah, so a script would be handy. laughter or improv could we have the suggestion of a time period and a location, please. I heard galaxy far, far away, and a long time ago. Based on that, a 300 million movie. cheers and applause i wish it were that easy. Stephen why not, yeah. Having a script in advance is something i havent always been lucky enough to have. Stephen sometimes its seat of your pants . Its a little bit like that. But im writing this with chris terrio, who is a genius, and im having a great time. Stephen youve done the tv, youve done the movies. Now youre going for the big bucks and youre doing theater. Youve got a show on broadway called the play that goes wrong at the lycem theatre. Ive seen it. Its hilarious. Thank you. Stephen how did you become a theater producer . The play that goes wrong, its the longest running and funniest play on broadway. Its been there for about a year. I was in london. We were shooting just after we had drinks and i went and saw this play and i had never laughed that hard ever. And i met the producers and i said, listen, if you ever want to move it to broadway, if i could be of any help, that would be great. We stayed in touch. We got an amazing producer, kevin macullom involved. Stephen its a hilarious show. I absolutely loved it. Congratulationses with that. Thank you. Stephen weve got to go here. Do you want to stick and around have a drink or something jiefs going to goist going to go see the play after the show. Youre welcome to come with me if you want. Stephen i. Do you want to come . Stephen have seen it but i i would love to see it again. If its a new cast, i would cast is amazing. You can come. Stephen can i bring a friend . You can bring as many people as you want. cheers and applause stephen do you want to go . cheers and applause all right okay. For real . Everyone. Stephen for real. Everyone stephen for real . Everyone is invited. Stephen for real. Do you guys want to go see the play with us . cheers and applause all right, stick around. All right, were going to take everybody here to the play right after the show. Dont go anywhere. And you at home, go the play that goes wrong on broadway at the lycem theatre. And theyre going to see it with us tonight. J. J. Abrams. Well be right back with a performance by borns borns s smart. Itll tune to your room and fill it with music. So if you want to feel all the layers of that acoustic version you love. song by sylvan esso . Or if you just want to bump the bass. Hey google, play that song thats like. You might not ever come down. song by Anderson Paak use it with spotify or youtube music. And then ask it hey google, turn it all the way up. 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Stephen here performing i dont want you back from his new album, blue madonna, ladies and gentlemen, borns cheers and applause it was last week you ran out of the house i heard his sparkomatic and when you came back i felt you losing touch i knew you couldnt be trusted i shouldve known better when youre coming to bed at four in the morning i shouldve taken your eyes avoiding mine as a warning and every time i ask you whats up baby youre changing your story just so you know that when you go i aint begging for you back i sleep better than every night you were lying next to me dont wanna see your face you need to face the facts i dont want you back i dont want you back another year passed another friday night you showed up at the disco and when we caught eyes the room started to spin and my heart nearly busted i shouldve known better but the liquor got me thinking i miss ya i shouldve taken two steps back but i wanted to kiss ya and every time you flash those eyes you make me reminisce ya youre looking fine but id be lying if i said i wanted you back i sleep better than every night you were lying next to me dont wanna see your face you need to face the facts i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back the bigger the lies the harder they fall the hotter the fire the faster the love is gonna burn up the hotter the fire the smoke and the mirrors its clear im better off without ya heartbeats are made of honesty and all this time wasnt just you and me its sad to say im glad you left and i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back i dont want you back cheers and applause stephen borns, everybody well [ cell phone rings ] stephen borns, everybody yeah, im watching it too. I see them every day. The curtains, theyre always drawn in this place. I know. That guy, it seems like hes in charge of them. I dont know, i dont feel very good about this. We have to report this. Yes, absolutely. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be christine baranski, constance zimmer, and musical guest bon jovi. Now stick around for james corden. Good night lets go captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show