Yeah its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, no moore plus, stephen welcomes nick jonas Dennis Rodman and musical guest jeezy, featuring tory laynze. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey stephen look what just happened. Hey, everybody. Please, have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. If youll excuse me, im a little shaky tonight because my heart has been hurting all day due to a condition my doctor calls hope. laughter i hope im pronouncing that correctly. I havent i havent been saying that word that much this year because its been a rough year. We have buried under an avalanche of bad news, but through the rubble of 2017, there was a glimmer of light, because last night, roy moore lost to doug jones in alabama. cheers and applause yeah. I mean its a good country. It just just need a little something. Just feels good. It islet best gift given on the first night of han what. Youre welcome, roy moores jewish lawyer. This is the deepest of the deep south. All rooteds lead north from this election. Jones is the first democrat to win an Alabama Senate seat in 25 years. applause so a quarter of a century. So the last time alabama elected a democratic senator, the biggest movie was aladdin, or, as roy moore calls it, the perfect date movie. What he calls it, not me. Thats what he calls it. Now, after winning by 1. 5 , jones, the winner, shared a message of hope for the whole country. The people in alabama had more in common than that divide us. We have shown, not just around the state of alabama, but we have shown the country the way that we can be unified. cheers and applause stephen yes we are unified against pedophilia, plus or minus the margin of error laughter so who can we thank . Well, it turns out African American voters made doug jones a u. S. Senator in alabama. cheers and applause yes. Yes yes yes thank you. Thank you. Thank you, black voters. It is the best thing African Americans have done for alabama since they built it for free. Just take a look im not in favor of it. Im just saying, they didnt get paid just take a look at these numbers. Jones got 30 of white voters, and 96 of African Americans. 96 i think, if im not mistaken applause i think i think that means African Americans get an a , while white voters will be held back to repeat the civil rights movement. Of course, last nights election wasnt just a loss for roy moore. Its a loss for all republicans, especially former trump advisor and laboratory monkey receiving the placebo in a syphilis trial, steve bannon. Bannon backed moore in the primary against establishment republican Luther Strange. Now, thanks to steve the wonder corpse bannon, republicans lost the reddest state in the country. And theyre not happy. Just listen to new york congressman and Grocery Store manager who doesnt like the look of those teenagers in the dairy aisle, peter king. This guy does not belong on the national stage. He looks like some disheveled drunk that wandered onto the political stage. Stephen perhaps it was john mccains daughter, megan, who had the most eloquent takedown. Suck it, bannon jon oh, wow stephen im sorry, didnt you hear Anthony Scaramucci . Thats what bannons been trying to do this whole time. laughter its an oldy but a goody. But the real loser here is donald trump, because he was all in on roy moore. A source close to the white house said, its devastating to the president. This is an earthquake, like virginia, but on steroids. Coincidentally, like virginia but on steroids is the Alabama State motto. laughter but to the president s credit, after moores loss last night, he tweeted something almost sportsmanlike congratulations to doug jones on a hardfought victory. The writein votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win. The people of alabama are great, and the republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very short period of time. It never ends laughter yes, it never ends. But roy moores political career . That appears to be over. cheers and applause but then this morning, trump took stock of his actions, took stock of the moral and ethical issues that motivated the voters, and graciously accepted his share of the blame. Im just kidding. Laugh no, he tweeted, the reason i originally endorsed Luther Strange and his numbers went up mightily is that i said roy moore will not be able to win the election. I was right roy worked hard, but the deck was stacked against him yes, the deck was stacked, and we also learned that Donald Trumps endorsement is a royal flush. toilet flushing applause weve got to remember one thing is true trump was a staunch backer of Luther Strange in the primary. But as soon as strange lost, trump deleted all his tweets supporting him. And hes going to do the same thing for roy moore. Because backing a racist, homophobic, teensqueezer is one thing. But backing a loser . Thats offbrand. Notice. Trump was so tied to roy moore that, in the last days of the race, he recorded this robocall. Hi, this is president donald trump, and i need alabama to go vote for roy moore. It is so important. We need roy to help us with the republican senate. We will win, and we will make America Great again. Stephen and you cant delete a robocall, but you can record a followup. Hi, this is president donald trump, and i need alabama to not go vote for roy moore. It is so important. We need not roy to help us with the republican senate. We will not win, and we will make America Great again. Not. laughter applause stephen yeah. He never supported him. Never supported him so it seems like alabama, specifically African American women in alabama, really dealt trump a blow last night. And trump reached out to them by firing his only female African American advisor, because omarosa is leaving the white house. Folks, this is huge with omarosa gone, whos going to be in charge of laughter according to a white house statement, Omarosa Manigault newman resigned yesterday to pursue other opportunities. I didnt realize big brother was hiring. But this morning, reporter april ryan tweeted, sources say general kelly did the firing, and omarosa is alleged to have acted very vulgar and cursed a lot and said she helped elect president trump. And you gotta believe general kelly enjoyed that firing, because Everybody Knows he is a messy bitch who loves drama. Apparently, omarosa didnt want to hear it from general kelly because a little later on, she tried to go see the president. She tried to go into the white house residence. Bad idea. I mean, you could get shot or worse, see trump in his bathrobe. laughter and thats when bleep got real. She continued to try to go in, from what im hearing, and general kelly was called. And he came over, and he and told the secret service to get her out of there. Whaaat . Stephen whaaat . Thats awesome is there any chance theres footage of that . laughter and she didnt go quietly. According a white house source, omarosa had to be physically dragged from the white house. Oh, girl. Respect yourself. This is incredible the secret service physically dragging someone from the white house though, its Good Practice for when Robert Mueller finishes his investigation. cheers and applause whaaat whaaaat . But, folks, i got to say, i am livid about this, not because omarosa should be anywhere near the white house she should not but because donal trump let general kelly do the firing. What the hell . firing omarosa is literally the only job donald trump is qualified for meatloaf, if youre watching, stay by the phone. I think youre about to get an important call. Anyway, back to alabama is what trump screams at Jeff Sessions every day. The Alabama Senate race is finally over, and Everybody Knows who the winner is, except the loser, because roy moore refuses to concede and wants a recount. Unfortunately, math is not on roy moores side. He lost by 1. 5 , three times the margin required to trigger an automatic recount. But Moores Campaign hopes a review of writein ballots could narrow the margin enough to trigger a recount. Wait, why would people write in roy moore . His name was on the ballot what, did people get in the voting booth and say, yes, i could just hit this button, but id rather practice my calligraphy. laughter but roy moore has one more way he thinks he could still win this senate seat. We also know that god is always in control. And thats what we got to do, is wait on god and let this process play out. Stephen so, i cant help but wonder, is god really going to save roy moores candidacy . No way, jose stephen hey, its god, everybody stephen hey, people yeah. Happy hannukah, everybody. And happy toyotathon. laughter stephen so, lord, do you think roy moore is going to get a recount . I got two words for you, stephen not a chance. Stephen thats actually three words. Oh, yeah, im not so good with numbers. I still dont get that holy trinity thing. Im me, my son, and a ghost . Who wrote this, m. Night shyamalan . Stephen so just to be clear, lord, you werent guiding roy Moores Campaign from heaven . I dont have time for that. Besides, roy moore doesnt need me. He can perform his own miracles losing to a democrat in alabama stephen god, everybody thank you for stopping biker lord. Hey, great to see you, stephen. Stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. Nick jonas is here. 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My favoriteses have always been dogs and if youre in the market for a dog, i do a segment called rescue dog rescue. Where a celebrity friend joins me to tell flattering lies about puppies to get them adopted. Most recently, Billy Eichner an i lied about some puppies in halloween costumes, and just like all the other times weve done the segment, every single dog was adopted. applause yeah sadly, we still havent found a forever home for billy, but you can still adopt him. We even gave him one of those i. D. Chip implants in case he runs away. Well, this holiday season, were opening a big box of puppies for you. This is rescue dog rescue. applause stephen all right, everybody, welcome to rescue dog rescue. Lets get these dogs some new homes. If only there were a famous celebrity willing to be appear on camera with some adorable animals. Im one of those stephen nick jonas good to see you. Thanks so much for being here. Happy to be here. Stephen awesome awesome. Okay, nick, obviously, you know how this works. Yeah, im going to vote so many dogs off the island, its going to be amazing. Stephen not how this works. Whats going to happen is were going to make up somealize, some big ones, about these puppies to make sure they get good homes. Beautiful, lets do it. Stephen here we go, first puppy up. Who do we have here . Everybody, yay this is jack. Jack has a come on, jack. Dont eat my tie. Jack has a bartenders license, but considers himself more of a mixologist. Hell create custom Craft Cocktails at your next party, but dont call him a booze hound. Becasue he hates lazy wordplay. applause this is rocky. Hes a very lucky dog. In fact, he has won the powerball six times for a total of 18 million but because hes a dog, he doesnt really understand how money works, so its all yours laughter applause stephen next up, weve got logan. Logan is a certified hot Yoga Instructor and can get you in shape for beach season. Train with logan, and soon you, will be able to lick yourself in places youve never imagined. applause audience oooh say happy holidays to minnie. Minnie loves you. Yes, you, Martin Johnson of des moines, iowa. Who, if that is a real person, basically you have to adopt this dog. Stephen here we go. Oh hey there this is lucy. Lucy is politically active and went door to door to get out the vote in the Alabama Senate race cheers and applause her work helped put doug jones over the top. But full disclosure she only volunteered because she thought his name was dog jones. laughter applause this is vixen. Vixen knows all the important commands, including sit, stay, and keep the car running while i rob this bank. laughter yeah stephen who do we have here . Oh, yes. Oh this this is kringle hello hello kringle is a dog you will love. With a dog like kringle, youll get plenty of puppy love. And you dont have to worry about his evil eyepatchwearing twin brother ignacio showing up in the middle of christmas dinner and declaring his love for your wife. And so you also wont have to worry about kringle then shouting, ignacio how dare you try to tear apart this family which means you definitely dont have to worry about the two of them erupting into a magnificent sword fight that carries out onto a windblown cliff because that would never happen. Twice. applause say hello to noelle. Noelle once saved j. J. Abrams life, which means anyone who adopts her gets to be in the next star wars as chewbaccas brother, frankbacca. laughter applause stephen well, that does it for rescue dog rescue. Head to the late shows website, colbertlateshow. Com, for info on how to adopt these dogs from north Shore Animal League america. Nick jonas, everybody well be right back with more nick jonas. applause thank you, nick hey, man. Oh nice man cave nacho . [ train whistle blows ] what . stop it mmhmm. Weve been saving a lot of money ever since we switched to progressive. This bar is legit. And now we get an even bigger discount from bundling home and auto. I can get used to this. It might take a minute. Swing and a miss slam dunk touchdown together sports band playing cheers and applause Stephen Jon Batiste and stay human, everybody, right there come on now, ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a musician, actor, and hands down, the cutest jonas brother. He now stars in jumanji welcome to the jungle. Shhh i need you to follow me and do exactly as i say. Lets move. Oh, my you guys, i am so stoked you are here you have no idea. You are . So stoked. Backs against wall watch your step in here. Stephen please welcome nick jones. You can get higher stephen nice to see you. They sound good. Thats great. Stephen theyre incredible. Theatre best. Stephen unlike a lot of people you had an incredible 2017. You starred in jumanji. You just earned your first golden globe nomination. Thats for a song, right . I had a chance to write this song home nerd nand. Stephen fer nand, the bull with the delicate ego, yes. So basically, i tried a bunch of times after i spoke to the director, carlos, who is an amazing guy and did a brilliant job with the film and they gave me a brief of what they wanted and i couldnt get it right. I put a lot of pressure on myself, and i teamed up with justin cantor, a good friend of mine, and we went into the studio to talk about what it feels to be accepted, to be loved, and what that is for each of us. To both of us it was home, our family, our friend. I woke up in a panic on monday morning because i thought something had gone terribly wrong because my friend was banging on my door with the phone out like this. Thats the problem. He could have just come and been excited when he handed me at the time who i didnt know at the time was my manager on the phone telling me i was nominated. He looked like this. I was like, okay, somebody died. I grabbed the phone, hello. Im half asleep. And my manager said, you did it youre nominated for a golden globe. I and i did laps around my house. I was so excited. Stephen have you been before . I have been once before. Ive been to some of the parties and things but the other time i went was back with my brothers and we were sitting at i think it was the kids table. At the time stephen you were kids. Youre right. That does make sense. Stephen now, the Golden Globes are famous for people being able to drink there. Yes. Stephen people get lit at the Golden Globes, and it really improves the acceptance speeches. Yeah. Stephen did you guys indulge at all . We did not. Stephen no . No, we worked for a Company Called disney at the time. Stephen im familiar. Im familiar with their work. They would frown on that . I think my oldest brother was old enough to drink, but even he was like, theyre watching. The mouse sander here somewhere. Stephen how do you handle or how did you learn to handle stardom because you probably cant go anywhere without sort of gangs of teenaged girls coming after you . Yeah. Stephen youre living roy moores dream, is what im saying cheers and applause oh, god stephen but honest to god, did you like it when the screaming gangs of girls in the malls and stuff like that . You know, it at 16, 17 years old, its kind of the dream scenario. And and so it was it was a good thing. But, also, you know, there is that element where up there times it was a bit of an invasion of privacy. Stephen sure. Youre trying to grow up and youre trying to just learn how to deal with life in general but you also have extra eyeballs on you and its tough. Thankfully i had some amazing people around me, and it all worked out. Stephen youre a darling of the tabloids. They always want to know whats going on with you and your love life and i have a picture thats pretty revealing. You tweeted this, and i dont know if im giving anything away that youre in a serious relationship right now. Youre dating a douglas fir. Right. laughter what is going on in this photo right now . You had me so nervous. Stephen really . Because i was like, is he really going to ask me about my dating life right no . Stephen whats going on in this photo. You look like youre about to plant a wet kiss on this tree. We got to second base in that one. That was a big moment no, i love Christmas Stephen its not going to last. In january, youre literally going to kick her to the curb. Thats good. Stephen thank you. Thats a good joke. Stephen thank you very much. Thanks very much. Yeah. Credit where credit is due. Stephen year, sure, yeah. Please promise me youre wearing projection. Okay. Now see are the kinds of questions you couldnt ask when you worked for disney. Your bro joe is engaged to sanza stark. Thats the characters name. Stephen sophie turner. Do you watch the game of thrones . I love that. Stephen why did ed sheer an get to be in game of thrones. Why no nick jones . Good question. Stephen i would enjow you being murdered by arias stark. I would be honored to be murdered by arias stark. Do you want to do that together . I would pitch that. Stephen i am not joking. Do not tease me. She might be watching. Stephen you have a connection here . I have an in right now. Im thrilled for my brother and his beautiful fiance and their marriagetobe and their love. But im not sure im going to press the game of thrones card too hard in the first year of engagement. Stephen if family jonas had a sign like the wolf or the stag or Something Like that, do you know what your family siegel would be on the arms . It would be big eyebrow s. Stephen eyebrows and crossed by a tweezer. Exactly, yeah. laughter are you trying to tell me something . Stephen the new movie is called jumanji welcome to the jungle. Continuation of the 1995 film. Correct. Stephen what is different . How does it continue . This okay, so basically, i was a huge fan of the original, which i watched when i was about five or six. And i i was kind of freaked out, you know. It was actually a pretty scary movie for that age. But i watched it throughout my whole childhood, and they called me about this one. And i was curious, you know, because it is such a beloved film. I think theres a personal attachment to it, and, you know, i read the script and fell in love with the way they were approaching this. Basically four High School Students get detention and they have to clear out this storage unit in the school, and they get stukd sukd into the jumanji game consol instead of the board game and bottom the avatars they choose. And we help each other finish this game. Stephen i mean, you guys its shot in hawaii, right . Shot in hawaii, beautiful hawaii. Stephen youre in the jungle for a long period of time. Its kevin hart, jack black, the rock, you. Who among you would actually not survive in the jungle, do you think . Kevin hart. laughter . Stephen hes very fit. He is very fit. No, hes done. I give him two hours without laughter without all you know, his trailer and everything else. He also is i mean, deathly afraid of bugs. Stephen im guessing they have those there. A lot of bugs. A lot of centipedes, a lot of mosquitoes. And dwayne caught on to it. Their chemistry is amazing, because they did Central Intelligence together and theres chemistry and theyre a bromance. Dwayne caught wind of it and started planting fake bugs all over the set. In the middle of a scene, kevin was like yaah bleep . Stephen jack blacks in it, too, and he is a great singer. Hes a fantastic singer. Stephen did you guys ever, like, did you guys ever make any music on the set together . We did, actually. We wrote a the unofficial jumanji theme song. Stephen would you id be thrilled to share it with you. Stephen okay, please. Ive been told you know, we shot this video which i think is going to come out very soon but it hasnt come out yet and im getting restless and i want to sing it to you. Stephen you and jack black. The thing is obnoxious and over the top and brilliant the way he is. Juman gee, its the jungle inside your soul somewhere deep inside at the end of the world ill leave it there. I was just getting into it cheers and applause . Stephen i can see that. Jumanji welcome to the jungle opens next wednesday. Nick jonas, everybody. Well be right back with Dennis Rodman. applause blue moon is a wellcrafted belgian style wheat beer brewed with valencia orange peel for a refreshing taste that shines brighter. Blue moon. Guess what i just got . Hello again. Hi. Get up to 400 towards a galaxy note8 or s8 with qualifying tradein. Only on samsung. Com toasting dad im not one but heres to. To many more years of friendship. And feasts crowd [laughing, cheering] to presents a mi familia que lo es todo. 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You can just use regular coin for pot mostly. Now, youve got can people see on the shirt. Its a good intro to what we want to talk about. You have a picture with you in the middle with donald trump a shot of this, please you in the middle with donald trump on one side, and kim jongun on the other that says, unite. You must be high. laughter what is what does that mean . Good one. Stephen what does that mean . Because youve been over to north korea. For the people who dont know, youve been over there five times since 2013. Three meetings with kim jongun. Why do you go . Well, for some reason, he likes me. Im being honest. He likes me. And i think the fact that people dont really understand if you actually go over there and meet him, obviously, you dont see him talk on tv. But for some reason, he trusts me. And when i went over there, the first thing he said to me, he said, mr. Rodman we just want to know, can we trust you . I said, absolutely. And thats how our conservation started. Stephen wow. And why ydo you think he believed you, because i would say the same thing . Mr. Colbert, can we trust you . Absolutely. And then id Start Recording their nuclear sites. Its all good. I think a lot of people need to be aware of the fact that i dont know of anyone in the world that would actually try to kill anyone on this planet. I dont get that. You know, i dont care stephen but he has. Im just saying a lot of people have around the world. Im saying im not protecting him. And people think that i sit there and say, hey, hes my best friend. Thats not the case. He just treats me as a friend. Stephen this is one of your trips over there. Do you remember this one this was, which trip this was . Thats probably the second one. Stephen second trip. Here you are with kim jongun at a look how dressy right. Stephen you wore your formal vest. Right. laughter . Stephen it was warm over there. Now what, are you guys talking about here . Does he speak english . Do you speak korean . It looks like you are having a conversation here. What do you talk about with i dont mean this insultingly a mad man murderous dictator . Actually, we talk about basketball. Stephen oh, okay. Did he ever play . In switzerland he did. Stephen in switzerland. He went to school there. Stephen thats a great country for thee went to school over there. Im saying people like that you know, i dont really judge people by their color, i dont judge where they come from, stuff like that. I judge people where you know, were all human beings. Throughout the day, were all human beings. And its funny, though, that i dont see how people can sit there and say this person is a mad man. He probably is. But i didnt see that. He probably is. Im just saying stephen reports are he murdered his uncle and fed him to dogs. He did . Stephen yeah. Well, if you see the video in the basketball game, and you actually see his uncle standing right behind right behind the bench. Stephen okay. So his uncle is fine . His uncle is fine. Stephen okay. Maybe he has more than one uncle. Maybe thats a spare uncle right there. Either way. Stephen have you spoken to kim jongun about his Nuclear Program at all . Have you said, please dont start a nuclear war . He asked he has spoken to me last time i was there a couple of years ago. He said he said, i dont want war. These are true words. I dont want war. I would take you over there and let you listen to him the way he talks. Hes more of a kid, than anything. Stephen okay. I think his grandfather, father, that regime has passed down to him. Ants to change his culture but i think hes forced to be in this position because every time i go over there, hes changed so much for the people. The people dont see that. Stephen and hes a kid, but hes a kid with nuclear weapons. Well, hey. Stephen a tough combination. I know, that right. Stephen have you spoken to him about human rights . Do you feel youre close enough to him to talk to him about human rights . Well, im close enough to him to the fact that he can discuss anything with me. The deal, is i dont discuss politics because thats not my job. My job is to be a human being, to try to connect us with him because i dont want people to sit there and look at me and say, okay,un what . You betrayed america. No, i didnt. I went over there to try to solve things, to try to open the door so we can have some communication. Like i said, you dont have to like somebody to be around them. You dont have to love somebody to like them. Its like playing sports. When i win a championship, you dont have to love them or like them to win a championship. But i have something for you, though. Stephen whats that. I brought something i have for you. Man, its tight right here. Thank you, presilla. So here you go. This is going to be funny, guys. laughter its going to be funny. Im going to see if hell wear it. applause stephen okay. Again, youve got me youve got me over here, youve got me on this side. And i will say again applause i will say one more time you must be high. Well, dennis, thank you so much for being here. All right, brother. Stephen good luck. Stay safe. Stephen Dennis Rodman, everybody well be right back with a performance by jeezy, featuring tory laynze. Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la. Oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la. Oohh. Im so into you. What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. Its just a sweet, sweet fantasy bab. Its time for the holidays. Holla back holla hey. Hurry in to old navy get up to 60 off the entire store with sleepwear from seven dollars and sweaters from ten dollars. At old navy. With advils fast relief, youll ask, what pulled muscle . What headache . Nothing works faster to make pain a distant memory. Advil liquigels and advil liquigels minis. What pain . This new day looks nothing like yesterday. Trails are covered. 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Here performing, like them with tory lanez, please welcome jeezy cheers and applause this is dedicate to the real ones out there. Lets go i can ride you for baby messing with a dude like me know the limits is the sky for baby come slide with me baby you nothing like them whats up . Nothin like them nothin like them need a woman like you like you, like you so i wont mess with women like them, like them shorty is a rider she know im a roller lend me your ear baby just let me mold you shes hustler got pleof ambition whats not to love i got her if she need anything yeah, thats my thug cause shes loyal she all about loyalty rollie on that wrist now she looking like royalty yeah we kick back sippin avion in the glass yeah she got em rolled up smack that hit gas as i inhale she sittin behind me rubbing my back got me going out like pookie or something that girl crack then i exhale meanwhile im kick back visualizing them stacks do what you do i got your back whats up . It only gets better. Messing with a dude like me know the limits is the sky for baby nothin like them nothin like them too much, lets keep it real i aint trying to hear all that, call dr. Phil best believe i aint got no time for these lame girls you know how the game go in the club with her girls clothes trying to tell me baby that you cant afford your heels then you trying to push up on this homie worth these mills she hell with the stove damn right she a chef aint playing no games when she out need a ref when she in the bedroom she get nasty when its time to hit the streets she get classy send them pictures to my phone im like what the hell loving always a1 swear to god it never fails need a woman like you so i wont mess with women like them like them ladies and gentlemen,atory lanez. Talk to them. I can ride you for baby messing with a dude like me hands up, lets go side to side. Side to side. You know what it is. Here we go. Come slide with me baby you nothing like them here we go nothin like them nothin like them nothin like them nothin like them its just the things you do, whats up. Like them cheers and applause stephen jeezy and tory lanez everybody well be right back. cheers and applause whoa the mercedesbenz winter event is back and you wont want to stop for anything else. [ barks ] ho lease the cla250 for 329 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Stephen hey, thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be adam driver and john early. Plus a special performance by jon batiste. Now please stick around for james corden, with his guests Dwayne Johnson and jack black and special guest host bryan cranston. And congratulations on your baby girl. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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