Bunch of activities today at san jose park. The epa says it is all about teaching the kids the importance of Environmental Protection and allowing them to express their creativity. We have a bring your kids to [ cheers and applause ] tariq from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests kelly clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico, carrie coon, comedian, Katherine Blanford, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1938. Tariq and here he is, your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] come on, now. Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. Well, guys, its officially that time of year. Spring break is here [ cheers and applause ] right now, every college kid is like, its okay. Im just studying for st. Patricks day. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, spring break can get pretty wild right now. Every bar in florida has about 1,000 people dressed like john cena at the oscars. [ laughter ] this week, florida is very much like the oscars either everyones either naked like john cena, or 80 and confused like al pacino. Its very interesting. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] well, speaking of confused 80yearolds, President Biden is still in the news. [ laughter ] today, special counsel robert hur, the man who investigated bidens handling of classified documents and called him a wellmeaning man with a poor memory testified before congress. Democrats were like, well, that five days of momentum from the state of the union was fun while it lasted. [ laughter and applause ] that went fast. Meanwhile, ahead of his testimony, the Justice Department released the full transcript of hurs fivehour interview with biden. Its pretty amazing, bidens interview lasted five hours. [ light laughter ] but but hur only asked one question. So, thats very interesting. [ laughter ] okay. [ applause ] that sounds about right. Thats right, five hours of biden talking, or as his grandkids call it, a voicemail. [ laughter ] yep, today robert hur testified about his investigation into bidens handling of classified documents. Needless to say, things got a a little confusing. This is robert hur, who described President Biden as a sympathetic, wellmeaning, elderly man with a poor memory. [ light laughter ] when biden heard that he said, wow, i cant believe she said that. [ laughter ] to which attorney general Merrick Garland said, you mean him. To which biden said, him . I thought you said her. [ laughter ] then hur said, yeah, thats me, sir. I am hur. [ laughter ] to which [ cheers and applause ] to which biden said, then whos she . [ laughter ] to which hur said, thats special counsel christina hoffman. I hired her. Then biden said, you hired yourself . Thats pretty cool, jack. [ laughter ] then garland said, no, sir, i hired hur. Then biden said, then who hired him . At which point, hur said, sir, i am hur. She is she. He hired me. And i hired she. [ cheers and applause ] at which point at which point biden said, come on, man. Im just an elderly man with a a poor memory, all right . Come on. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] some more political news former President Trump just vowed, that if reelected, one of his first acts as president would be to free the january 6th defendants. Stores that sell antlers and bear spray were like, were back, baby. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. Yep, if he wants to release them all from jail. Its not great when your big ideas match up with the jokers. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, right now trump is trying to delay his Stormy Daniels hush money trial until after the Supreme Court decides whether he has total immunity. Trump released a statement. He said, this case wont hold up. I see it totally falling apart. Then boeing said totally falling apart . Join the club, bud. [ cheers and applause ] then trump said, my lawyers are pathetic dopes who wont get a penny from me. Then eric and don jr. Said, pathetic dopes who wont get a a penny from you . [ laughter ] join the club, bud. [ applause ] then trump said, im sick of all this. Sometimes i just want to go rogue and do my own thing. Then al pacino at the oscars said, go rogue and do your own thing . [ cheers ] my eyes see join the club, bud . [ applause ] and finally, trump said, this process should be short and uneventful. Then Stormy Daniels said, short and uneventful . Join the club, bud. [ cheers and applause ] join the club, bud well guys, listen to this i read that trump asked elon musk if he wanted to buy truth social. Then elon was like, thats so funny. I was going to ask if you wanted to buy twitter. 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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show, everybody. Good job. Tariq trotter in the house. Guys, our annual limited edition tonight show st. Patricks day sweatshirts are officially on sale. [ cheers and applause ] so, if you want to get one before st patricks day, go to the shop at nbc studios in midtown manhattan or go online at theshopatnbcstudios. Com. And the nbc store actually said today that theyre going to open up early on saturday. So, if you want to stop by before you go to the parade, pick up a sweatshirt. Happy st. Patricks day, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what a show we have for you tonight. Shes an emmy and grammywinning talk show host and singer, hes an nfl legend and a twotime super bowl champion, and hes an emmywinning sportscaster. Kelly clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on . What are they gonna talk about . Something big. Something bigs happening. Plus, she stars in the new movie ghostbusters frozen empire, which is in theaters and imax march 22nd. Carrie coon is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] gilded age, too. And weve got great standup from one of my favorites, Katherine Blanford is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] fun show. Guys, i know a lot of people find math boring. And well, thats why weve updated math to make the equations be about stuff that you can relate to. Its time for popular mathematics. Check it out. Popular mathematics mathematics jimmy lets take a look at our our first equation here. If if you take guy fieri, plus post malone, it equals weird barbie. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . You get the idea, its math. Heres another one here. Eggos, plus syrup, plus ufc, equals waffle house. [ laughter and applause ] you see . It gets a little rowdy. If you take dave grohl, plus ghostbusters, minus ghosts, it equals dave busters. [ cheers and applause ] i love that place. Heres another one trying mushrooms for the first time, plus a tuxedo, equals Cillian Murphy winning an oscar. [ laughter and applause ] if you take if you take venmo, plus your one annoying friend, it equals zelle. [ laughter and applause ] just get venmo. Heres another one the gop, plus a red light, plus a shared google doc, plus an audio book, equals all right, stop, collaborate and listen. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] heres another one ken jennings, minus jennings, equals im just ken. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, if you take the lorax, plus ten shots of tequila, it equals gritty. There you go, thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more tonight show. Big show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its an object. Jimmy okay, its an object. All right, weve got this. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy the olympics. An object. I dont know if this can be aired. Jimmy yes. 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But wait, theres marcos [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guests are an emmy and grammywinning talk show host and singer, a a twotime super bowl champion, and an Emmy Awardwinning sportscaster. Everyone please welcome kelly clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you come on. This is great. Im so happy im always my legs are always too short. Jimmy no. No, theyre perfect, theyre perfect. What a fun and unexpected trio. Thank you for coming on the show tonight. You you guys have some big news yes. Jimmy that youre going to announce tonight. Youre doing something together. What is it . Yeah, you know, peyton hosted the Country Music awards. Kellys one of the greatest of all time. So, the three of us are going to do an album. Jimmy oh, is that what it is . [ laughter ] wow, thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] well be here all weekend. No, in all seriousness, its an honor to be able to announce for the first time anywhere, that this year at the summer olympics in paris, the Opening Ceremony will be hosted by yours truly, peyton manning, and kelly clarkson. Jimmy come on now [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Lets go, lets go. Come on [ cheers and applause ] wow unprecedented. The best. Im so glad we can say it. Jimmy yes i know, finally, right. Thats right. Weve been hold this for im not a vault. Jimmy really . I hate secrets, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy this is giant deal. Yeah. Jimmy youre going to paris. Paree jimmy ooh together. Itll be pretty cool. Jimmy july 26th. July 26th is when it kicks off in paris. And you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. Look at em. Jimmy ive never seen this. These are for the olympics and the paralympics right here. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] it is heavy . Is it heavy . Jimmy yeah, you can do it. Yeah, you want to hold it . Oh, wow jimmy theyre actually really heavy. Thats really heavy. Theyre really heavy. Theyre the only ones that are in the u. S. As of right now. And the coolest part of those jimmy yeah . Each one has a little piece of the eiffel tower in it. So if you win a medal, not only do you get your gold, silver, or bronze, you get a piece of the eiffel tower to take with you for life. Jimmy are you kidding me . I didnt know that [ cheers and applause ] thats so cool. Jimmy this is amazing. Im so happy you brought this and brought this news with you. You guys are all so accomplished in your own rights. I was going to ask you, if you were ever going to win a gold medal in anything else but something youve won an award in, what would it be . Like, i would win a gold medal in blank. Peyton . Ooh, um, Event Planning . [ laughter ] jimmy what . Event planning . [ applause ] what are you . Yeah, thats its kind of my true calling. Im planning a birthday in december, ive already told all my friends what to wear [ light laughter ] what time to be there, what time they should shower right before. Jimmy yeah. Wow, you really are into yeah. I think i would take gold in Event Planning. Okay. Were connected. cause im the same thing. If you want to travel and get to an airport . Thats what i do half the year. Like, im the guy whos packed the night before. The bag is ready to go. Jimmy you are . I might if you run a a little late, tell you that the flights 15 minutes earlier than it really is. [ light laughter ] im that guy. Jimmy youre that guy. Youve traveled with me already. Pretty much. Im getting ready for you. Jimmy yeah. I am not like that at all. Jimmy youre not . What would you win the olympic gold what would you win a a gold medal in if you . I am i am the simone biles of legos. [ light laughter ] i am incredible i am incredible at legos. Jimmy at legos . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its a true thing. Im incredible. You should see my house. Its weird, im an adult, but its weird. I do it with my son mostly. Hes seven, yeah. Jimmy yeah, of course. I heard the Opening Ceremony is going to be on the river seine. Yeah. Jimmy and and thats going to be gorgeous. Are youre going do any of you speak french . Peyton . Je parle francais, en peu. Whoa. [ cheers ] go ahead. The name peyton just kind of lends itself to being pronounced in french. Je mappelle peyton. Jimmy oh. [ light laughter ] oh, oh, peyton oh, we got sexy there i took a Little French in high school. And i told may mother i would take her to paris one day. 30 years to the time i graduate, im taking may mom to paris to for the olympics. Aw. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are going to do it . Im taking her. Im taking her. Jimmy taking mom absolutely. Jimmy the best, bud. Parle vous francais, jimmy . Jimmy uh, not really. [ laughter ] i was going to say un poquito. I dont know. [ laughter ] thats just not the right answer, yeah. Im not good. Do you speak french . Non. No. And that is translated no. Jimmy oh wait, that was french yes, yes. Which say paris, for everybody. I even said it with an accent. Paree there you go. Jimmy oh, wow. I say a sexy accent. Jimmy that works um, no. I did however switch my duolingo. I was in spanish world. I have been in french world now, so yeah. By the time i get there, i should well, be that annoying american that tries to speak french. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, youll do it. Mike, what can you tell us about the olympics . Youve done this. Youre youre a master at it, i mean, come on. Well, im lucky enough to do this now for the fourth time. The opening ceremonies are going to be so different and unique. Down the seine, down the river with the athletes on a boat. So, its not the stadium where they walk in, itll incorporate paris. Jimmy ah. And the games are going to be amazing, as you know. Swimming, gymnastics. Jimmy who do we have to look out for . Simone biles, katie ledecky, just legends in their sport. Theyll be back. Team usa in track and field could be incredibly strong. The a dream team, the u. S. Soccer team, the Womens Basketball team. The second week are are you you coming to paris . Jimmy i im not. But i will be watching. [ light laughter ] i will be tuning in. Ill be watching on peacock. Jimmy i think you should come, the second week. You should come. Because we have all those teams, and the track and field. Jimmy i will come. Will you come . Jimmy course i will come. Can i ask you a question . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] if you come to paris, would you do the closing ceremony with me . [ audience oohs ] [ imitating air horn ] jimmy are you serious . [ drumroll ] do i have to get on my knees . Will you say yes . Jimmy i are you serious . [ drumroll ] do i have to get on my knee . Please, jimmy, please say yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is this for real . 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Get started for 49. 99 a month plus ask how to get up to an 800 prepaid card. Dont wait call today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with kelly clarkson, peyton manning, mike tirico. [ cheers and applause ] theyll be hosting the olympics Opening Ceremony in paris, july 26th on nbc and peacock. Now, in honor of that, i thought wed play a game of pictionary but with a twist. This is olympictionary. Nice. [ light laughter ] nice. Jimmy thank you. It just rolls off the tongue. Olympictionary. So, all the clues will be olympics related. And behind us is the worldfamous Louvre Museum to inspire us as we draw. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] a little art in front of the art museum. Kelly, you and i are on a team. Were gonna go up against peyton and mike. Everyone knows the rules. 30 seconds on the clock. Well each take a turn, and then well have a showdown where both teams will draw the same clue at the same time, worth double points. May the best team win. Kelly, why dont you draw first . Oh, my gosh i cant draw. Jimmy no, you can. [ cheers and applause ] all right, you guys go there, and ill go here. Okay, im here. Jimmy all right, you pick number one to ten, which one . Someone yelled five. [ audience shouting numbers ] five. Jimmy six . [ audience shouting numbers ] he said five. Johnny five alive. Okay, here we go. Jimmy oh yeah, johnny five alive. Did he short circuit . What . [ laughter ] what . jimmy yes. Oh, no. Jimmy no, what do you mean oh, no . Youre gonna be good at this. All right, you can put it there, kel. Oh, my god. Jimmy you can put it in that thing. Oh, my god. Oh, no, okay. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] im very nervous jimmy youre having a a meltdown youre having a meltdown. Can you say can you say is it a thing . [ cheers and applause ] can you say what it is . You cant say what it is. Thing, person jimmy is it a person . Can i at least say, like thing, person, or place. Jimmy is it a thing, person, place . I i dont know. Jimmy does it say it on the card . [ laughter ] does it say it on the card . I i was hired to just be a fan. [ laughter ] jimmy does it say it on the thing . Oh, does it say it . Jimmy on the bottom . Its, um, its an object. Jimmy okay, its an object. All right, weve got this. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy the olympics. The olympics. An object. I dont know if this can be aired. Jimmy yes. Okay, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, draw it, go for it. Let me see it. All right. Jimmy lets go. It its jimmy yep, two words. Okay. Audience go kelly jimmy yep. [ laughter ] whoa whoa [ cheers ] im so sorry, mom. Jimmy i mean i mean, if if you drew it smaller, i would know what it is. [ laughter ] i i a rocket ship . [ laughter ] two words, yeah. Thats the second word, thats the second word. Jimmy i see that. Oh, no. Okay. And this is like jimmy oh, my gosh. Like, like jimmy a train . Like, you know jimmy uh uh, is that a a stadium . No. Jimmy a bus . A blimp good. Jimmy a Goodyear Blimp train. Speed train. Like like a jimmy tunnel train. Uh uh not like, you know, whoo jimmy train. Lika like a jimmy train. Tube. A a whats the whats the european train . Blimp. Blimp. Blimp [ bleep ] blimp [ bleep ] is all im saying. [ laughter ] blimp [ bleep ], i dont know. [ buzzer ] ive never heard of blimp [ bleep ]. I dont know what else to say. I cant say it its filthy i dont know what it is [ applause ] what in the world could that be . i know. I know it. Jimmy you know it . I know it. Jimmy what . What is it . Thats a shuttle. Thank you and a [ bleep ] [ cheers and applause ] look look. Jimmy you couldnt have drawn a tennis racket . You couldnt draw a tennis racket . I dont know what shuttlecock is jimmy badminton badminton. Badminton. Jimmy badminton. You just you just draw the filthiest thing. [ laughter ] youre americas sweetheart i dont know what shuttlecock is jimmy were both americas sweetheart, and we did the dirtiest thing weve ever done in the history of our career. He he guessed it hes just as dirty jimmy yeah, thats true youre the worst thats why youre on the team with us on the Opening Ceremony. [ laughter ] teamwork, right there. Love it. Youre welcome, america. [ laughter ] i didnt know how to draw it. Jimmy oh, my god, thats so funny. Can you draw a penis on tv . Jimmy uh you certainly can. [ laughter ] all right, here we go. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy all right. Person. Person, got it. Its person. Jimmy wow, look at this. Hes in the zone, dude. Do you see that focus . Usain bolt [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dinging ] jimmy wow [ cheers and applause ] wow. That is well done, bud. Well done. Come on. That was nothing. What . Jimmy i know, what . Cant you tell . It was a little easier than yours. Jimmy yeah, wow. I still dont know what a a shuttlecock is. [ audience shouting numbers ] jimmy someone just said ten. Yeah, its like, thank you. They already took [ light laughter ] i got a hard one. Jimmy mm. [ laughter and cheers ] oh stop. Stop talking. [ laughter ] stop saying that. [ cheers ] stop that. I didnt mean that. Jimmy thats thats oh, im hot. [ laughter ] jimmy thats thats just nuts. Thats just nuts. [ laughter ] all right, here we go. Okay. Oh, it is a it is a sport okay. Jimmy okay, i can say that. Okay, ready . [ deep inhale ] um okay. Kick soccer. Oh, hurdle. Um javelin. No, a pole jump long jump. Long jump long triple jump. [ laughter and cheers ] high jump jimmy yes [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] high high jump. Jimmy the olympics is for the family. The family is going to love the olympics this year. [ laughter ] is triple jump even in the i dont know. Jimmy come on. All right, which one should mike choose. [ audience shouting numbers ] three . I got three, i got three. I got three. Lets say this is team peacock, over here. Jimmy yeah, thank you. Hey jimmy yes. Okay, uh, we ready . Here we go. Hey, mike. Oh, youre over there. Im over here . Get off my board, mike get off the board, come on. All right, you ready . Jimmy all right, you what what its a person. Its a person, yeah. Youve gotta help me jimmy any time you want to start guessing. [ light laughter ] uh, a person, case jimmy my gosh, tirico, you really are bad. [ laughter ] what in the world . Uh, those are fans. Uh, olympians, stage. Jimmy i mean, the a medalist. Jimmy the audience is confused. Uh, the spectators. [ light laughter ] uh, rows, bleachers. Shuttlecock eighth place. [ buzzer ] jimmy wait, what bleachers . There are eight lanes in the pool. Oh. Its a swimming pool. Ohh. No. [ laughter ] Jimmy Michael phelps. Thats phelps . Jimmy that was no. Jimmy thats Michael Phelps . Its a pool. Its the only person in the pool. No. He did it on [ laughter ] [ air horn ] jimmy oh, guys, you know what that sound means. No. Jimmy were gonna have both teams draw one clue at the same time. Whatever team gets this wins the whole thing. Should i draw . Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think its gotta be you versus kelly. What . Oh, no, no. Jimmy no, its peyton versus kelly. Are you sure . Jimmy yes we love this, come on. I dont want to get something inappropriate again. [ laughter ] jimmy i just want to yeah. I just here you go. Okay. Jimmy this is for come on, bud. Weve got this. Okay. Jimmy what number . Audience one [ audience shouting numbers ] jimmy one . [ audience shouting numbers ] jimmy i dont care. Im taking this one. Oh, both of us do the same one . Jimmy yes, you both do the same one. Oh, im sorry, i didnt mean to choose for you. Jimmy whichever team gets it first wins. No, after you. Oh, okay, okay. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy look at peyton. I love it. Um. 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He loves mom. And but he loves movies more. [ laughter ] he loves books. He loves books and he loves movies. And hes not a athlete. Jimmy no, hes not and thats okay. Jimmy hes not. He loves movies, what does he watch . So, my husband started grooming him at a young age, making him watch silent films. So, he started off watching charlie chaplin, and now he watches exclusively godzilla in japanese. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Yeah. Jimmy hes very advanced. Yes, very advanced. Jimmy thats fantastic. We have 10,000 blurays. I know, my husbands a very sick man. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy 10,000 blurays. Yes. Jimmy have you heard of the internet . Yes. [ laughter ] but he doesnt approve of streaming. Jimmy whats that . Theres a website called dvdbeaver and i thought he was looking at porn, but its actually about, you know, different [ laughter ] jimmy what is going on tonight . [ laughter ] can you draw it . The logo for me . Yes, wait. Jimmy no, no. Shuttlecock. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Whats yeah, its all about the imprints. You know, like, there are Different Companies that put out imprints of dvds. So, we have a lot of rare hard media that you cant get anymore. Jimmy hey. Not that kind of hard. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, there you go. I was confused, yes. Jimmy all right, lets lets change the subject. Yeah. Youre blushing. Jimmy thank you. You you just got back from filming white lotus. Yes. Jimmy and yes. We already i cant talk about it. Jimmy yes, you can. No, i cant. Jimmy mike white. You can say mike white. Theyll take my first born. [ laughter ] yes, i can say mike white wrote it. And were in thailand, its very hot there. And im on the show. And its season three. And thats it, thats all i can say. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont want to force you. I dont want to get you in trouble. I will get in trouble. Jimmy we do have a lot of things to talk about. We can talk about ghostbusters too, but i got to say, the gilded age, you were unbelievable. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you are awesome. Thank you. Jimmy ive got to say i watched ghostbusters last night with the crew. We loved it. You were fantastic. You did . Oh, thank you. Jimmy yes, it was so great. Ghostbusters frozen empire, its for the whole family. You are you are a a ghostbuster. I know. Isnt that weird . I know, i grew up watching it on tv, and now its going to be my obituary. Jimmy yeah. Right . Jimmy but its you [ applause ] thank you, yes. Hopefully not any time soon. Jimmy theyre clapping. Dont clap for someones obituary. You guys are really excited about that. [ light laughter ] huh, strange. Jimmy but what does it feel like obviously, what does it feel like to be next to paul rudd . Uh, no, what does it feel like its not as exciting as you think. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Hes very dull. Jimmy yeah, he really is. Hes charming. Well, the thing, of course, that everybody wants to do is put on a proton pack, and i didnt get to do that in the first movie in afterlife. But and i put it on, and you have to figure out, like, how to shoot it. cause you know, its not real, you guys. [ laughter ] proton packs arent real. So theres nothing coming out. So, you have to pretend. Jimmy yeah, so i would be like and its really intense. Yes, see . And that would be wrong. Jimmy what . Yeah, cause its more subtle than that, actually. Yeah, thats good. [ laughter ] and okay, i know that if the guys come on your show, you should ask them to show you, to give you some pointers, because thats what they did for me. Jimmy they are coming on. What is your version . Mines very subtle. Im a subtle im a dramatic actor. Jimmy oh, come on. [ light laughter ] give me a break. Very subtle. Jimmy the first time you grabbed that proton pack, what were you like . I was like, which button do i push . Jimmy yeah. You know, cause they all light up now and things pop out. Like, theyve changed a lot, you know . The old ones are theyre junk, really. [ light laughter ] and so jimmy theyve changed, they upgraded the technology. And so theyre really heavy. They have to bring us like a a bustle. Like a rest for your bustle. They bring you like, a rest for your proton pack in between takes cause its so heavy so you can set it down. Jimmy really . Yeah, cause otherwise you may get a bad back. Jimmy wow. But its great. And you have to figure out you know, theres power, and you have to figure out where to put your weight, and then so, let me know what you think. Jimmy yeah. How do we set up ghostbusters frozen empire . Well, lets see. Well jimmy the citys freezing. There are some ghosts, there are some there are a lotta ghosts in new york. Jimmy lotta ghosts in new york. Were back in new york. We were in oklahoma in afterlife. [ cheers and applause ] i know, its exciting. Thats the good news. Jimmy the firehouse the bad news is that we shot in it england. So, we built a corner of tribeca in a studio in england. Jimmy did you really . Yeah, its so crazy. Jimmy i mean, who but its amazing, cause the you know, the o. G. s walked in, and they couldnt believe the way the firehouse looked. It was just like they were taken back in time. Jimmy thats all you have to show is the trailer. Just new york city freezing over. All the cgi is great. But you live in a firehouse and you and im a mom doing laundry and busting ghosts with paul rudd. Jimmy and you bust ghosts. Youre a ghostbuster. Come on, thats awesome. I know, its amazing. And i yell at my kids. Jimmy yes and im just an okay mom, not a great one. [ laughter ] yeah. Which is you know, feels very real. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres carrie coon in ghostbusters frozen empire with paul rudd. Take a look. We cant leave. Theres something strange in the neighborhood. Who are they going to call . If there is something weird, and it dont look good who who are you going to call . Ghostbusters. What i im sorry, what was that . Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters this is the home of the ghostbusters. Were the ghostbusters. Ill tell you something else, its important. What . Busting makes me feel good. No. No, it makes me get out. Jimmy no, get out. Get out. Get out right now. [ cheers and applause ] busting makes me feel good. Carrie coon, everybody. Ghostbusters frozen empire is in theaters and imax march 22nd. Well be right back with standup from Katherine Blanford. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [state farm mnemonic] leo . Jake from state farm . You did it, buddy. My personal price plan . Yeah, your price. Its amazing. Well youre the one who suggested bundling home and auto, you bundlin bundler. Hey, who was all about gettin themselves an affordable price . i was . I called our agent. Bundling. Just another way to save with the personal price plan. Its true. 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Marshalls. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is taping her comedy special at the riot in houston, texas, march 29th. Please welcome the very funny Katherine Blanford. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Im so happy to be back. I love new york. Im from kentucky so this feels exactly like home. [ laughter ] im from louisville, kentucky, which is where we have the kentucky derby. Now, if you dont know what that is, its this big event where these fancy people, they watch these horses run around in circles. And then after every race, you can see some of em, like, freaking out, cause they just lost their sons college fund on an animal named buckle up buttercup. [ laughter ] those are the fancy people. They dont let us hillbillies in the stands. They corral us in the infield. And then we watch the horses racin, and we get fomo. Were like, i want to do that. Hold my moonshine. So we have something called portapotty racing, okay . What that is, is you find a a line of these things, right . And you go to the first portapotty in the line, and you ask a man to help you up to the very tip top of it. And he always does, cause you have a sun dress on. [ laughter ] and then okay, hes been there. Okay, so [ laughter ] this is the name of the game, okay . You try to run across the top of the portapotties without falling in. Its like the floor is lava, but worse. And if you get pretty far, then theres dudes on the ground that are getting excited, cause youre now their redneck ninja warrior. Theyre like, oh, shes really doing it. And they cant help themselves, theyll get so excited theyll throw full beer bottles at you. cause thats how their dad showed em they were proud. [ laughter ] and then if you dodge all the bottles full of love and you make it to the very end, then you get to get arrested. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, ive been there. I made it, yeah. So then you get to go to jail, and you get to talk to your dad again. [ laughter ] its a family tradish. No, i did that a lot in my childhood. Im doing much more mature things now. I i live with my boyfriend. Thats serious. And i know he believes in me, cause he makes me pay rent. [ laughter ] but i havent been promoted yet. Sorry, proposed to. Sorry. But my friends are. Ive been a bridesmaid 14 times now. Im going to all these bachelorettes. Wait, im sorry, im sorry. I know, its 2024. You cant say maid anymore, ugh. [ light laughter ] ive been a bridal intern 14 times. [ laughter and applause ] it is a lot of work. So i was at the beach on one of the employee retreats. And i [ light laughter ] before the conference, you know. So i started to notice a a difference between the girls there that are still in their 20s, and those of us who dare to be 32. You you can detect the younger ones, cause they were in their bikinis haha and they were taking selfies haha and their whole body was in the picture. Once you hit 30, thats no longer how your beach pictures go, okay . You know what we do. We line up, right . And then we start slowly start backing into the ocean to about right here. I like that one. Yeah, try one more. There we go. I like my bangs in that one. [ light laughter ] but this trip firts of all by the way, i would like to say, once you get older, every Group Picture you treat it like a loaf of bread, right . Youre like, the ends are the worst. So [ laughter ] this trip oh, these girls are on one right now. [ light laughter ] this trip started off like every bachelorette. Everyones very polite in the beginning. Theyre like, no, i love your bangs. And then [ light laughter ] the younger girls with all their energy, they started like wrassling each other on this raft, right . Trying to knock each other off. [ fake laughter ] till one girls left, and then that girl got to be the bride, and [ laughter ] she challenged me to a duel. I guess cause i dont have kids or eyelash extensions. [ light laughter ] so i just yall, i had to get on this raft. I just had to square off across from this 20yearold feral cat, you know . Just this scrawny rachel foaming white claw at the mouth, just [ growling ] [ laughter ] im a marketing major. [ growling ] my phones dead. Do you have a charger . [ growls ] [ laughter ] sorry, im a leo. [ growling ] [ laughter ] it was one of those moments weve all had. You know, when you see somebody younger, and then you realize how much youve elevated as a a person. You know, i looked at her like, i used to be you. Do you remember your 20s when you didnt eat, cause you were trying to look good for a mate, cause you needed shelter . [ light laughter ] i was like, that went good. Now i live with an accountant in the suburbs, and i got an instapot. [ light laughter ] so i remember i was like, shes going to take me. You know, ive been out of the game. But i had to square up, right . And sure enough they said, go. And she [ growling ] she lunged at me, but she still slipped off me, cause shes in her 20s and wears tanning oil. [ laughter ] and im in my 30s now, so i have it so i have spf 90 and botox in. [ laughter ] so i didnt move a muscle. And i just got her in a a headlock and i just whispered, forgive your father. [ laughter ] and she slipped on her tears and fell in. [ cheers and applause ] im Katherine Blanford. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy slipped on her tears. Katherine blanford [ cheers and applause ] shell be at the riot in houston, texas, march 29th. Well be right back, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] you made a cow actually its a piggy bank. My inspiration to start saving. How about a more solid way to save . Im listening. Well, bmo helps get your savings habit into shape with a cash reward, every month you save. Both cash reward . And theres a cash bonus when you open a new Checking Account to get you started. Wow. Anything you cant do . mugs. Bmo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to kelly clarkson, peyton manning, mike tirico, carrie coon, Katherine Blanford, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody, byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight peter dinklage, comedian rory scovel, an all new clos